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(KATU)   Man successfully robs ice cream store with syringe "full of AIDS." In a related story, Baskin Robbins pulls Crackhead Crunch from its list of flavors   ( divider line
    More: Strange, aides, syringe, Baskin-Robbins, portland police  
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1388 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2014 at 1:29 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-24 12:54:19 PM  
As long as they still have Mocha Meth Fudge, I'm good
2014-04-24 12:58:09 PM  
AIDS a la mode?
2014-04-24 01:26:43 PM  
Mmmmmmm...Swirled AIDS Syringe
2014-04-24 01:32:31 PM  
That's nothing, when I worked at the foot locker we got robbed with a cup full of Lupus.
2014-04-24 01:34:49 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: That's nothing, when I worked at the foot locker we got robbed with a cup full of Lupus.

Suckers.  It's never Lupus.
2014-04-24 01:35:05 PM
2014-04-24 01:35:09 PM  
Well maybe if you couldn't buy a syringe of infectious diseases at every vending machine in town.
2014-04-24 01:35:19 PM
2014-04-24 01:35:27 PM  
If they still sell chocolate chip mint, I'd acquit.
2014-04-24 01:36:39 PM  
1. Ben and Jerry's exec reads Fark on cell while waiting out a meeting.
2. Exec rushes to trademark office after meeting to TM 'Krackhead Krunch'.
3. ?
4. Profit.
2014-04-24 01:37:15 PM
2014-04-24 01:39:59 PM  
Quarterback crunk was my favorite flavor back in the day
2014-04-24 01:40:44 PM
2014-04-24 01:41:30 PM  
The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland!
2014-04-24 01:47:25 PM  
is meth chocolate chip still an option?
2014-04-24 01:48:11 PM  
I remember in the 90's there was a huge rash of these types of robberies. I remember one that was on film where the robber came behind the counter with a syringe and the cashier jumped over the counter and ran out the door.
2014-04-24 01:53:37 PM  
2014-04-24 01:54:22 PM  
I knew this guy traveling Italy on vacation got mugged by a homeless dude with a syringe.  He said he's got AIDS and if he didn't hand over his wallet he'd poke him.  Now, I'm a betting man, but I don't think I'd call his bluff.
2014-04-24 02:04:15 PM  
Getting a kick here. Syringe Full of AIDS is name of my new hardhouse/dubstep band.
2014-04-24 02:17:23 PM
2014-04-24 02:18:29 PM  
I heard from my cousin's best friend's sister's husband's uncle's best friend that he sat down in a theater and felt a pain. He looked in the seat, and there was a syringe full of AIDs...the GAY kind!
2014-04-24 02:30:44 PM  
He just wanted some Rocky Hudson Road.
2014-04-24 02:31:42 PM  
I hate Step Nine! Where's that Rum Raisin? Where is it? Can't
find anything. I need a drink. Ah, daquiri ice. Here we go. What are you
looking at? Get out! Come on, can't you see we're closed?! Get out!"
2014-04-24 02:46:26 PM  
I imagine the first attempt was simply a saline solution and that didn't work to well.
2014-04-24 02:57:18 PM  
While working retail LP back in the day we tried to stop a guy from leaving the store with coat full of TI calculators. He pulled a syringe on us.  Ta-da! He got free calculators.

I don't know what was in it but I wasn't up for finding out.
2014-04-24 02:58:42 PM  
He really put the HIV in Shiv!  nyuk nyuk nyuk
2014-04-24 03:30:14 PM  
Great. Thanks for ruining it for everyone who loves Herpes Jubilee, asshole.
2014-04-24 03:35:31 PM  
"Some guy just walked in and said, 'This is a robbery. This is a needle full of AIDS'"

Too bad she didn't reply that "This is a S&W 340PD full of lead poisoning".
2014-04-24 03:38:55 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: [ image 313x230]

It's time for everyone to get off of Cdr.Murdock's lawn. That is truly old school.
2014-04-24 03:55:44 PM  
Chock full of a syndrome, hey?  Crafty bastard, materializing an abstract concept like that.  I'd be scared too.
2014-04-24 05:15:47 PM  
Did he get it from the pool?
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