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2014-04-24 12:33:52 PM  
In the suit, the  patient alleges that Drs.  Tiffany Ingham and Soloman Shah of  SafeSedation and  Safe Sedation Management began making fun of him as soon as theanesthesia put him under.
The  patient captured the  doctors joking about shooting a  gun up his  rectum on a cellphone  recording during a colonoscopy; he was verbally brutalized and  defamedby the very  doctors to whom he entrusted his life while under  anesthesia.


What  exactly is going on with the  strange and apparently random  use of bold text? Is it a secret  message? Are they supposed to  link to other articles or  searches? Is it just to  irritate people with OCD?
 
2014-04-24 12:39:24 PM  
So it was...remarkable?
 
2014-04-24 12:39:44 PM  

Theaetetus: In the suit, the  patient alleges that Drs.  Tiffany Ingham and Soloman Shah of  SafeSedation and  Safe Sedation Management began making fun of him as soon as theanesthesia put him under.
The  patient captured the  doctors joking about shooting a  gun up his  rectum on a cellphone  recording during a colonoscopy; he was verbally brutalized and  defamedby the very  doctors to whom he entrusted his life while under  anesthesia.

What  exactly is going on with the  strange and apparently random  use of bold text? Is it a secret  message? Are they supposed to  link to other articles or  searches? Is it just to  irritate people with OCD?


I have a pretty thick carpet here, and I'm going to kneel down on it and pray to God that this is not a thing.
 
2014-04-24 12:50:39 PM  
The humiliation damn near killed 'em
 
2014-04-24 12:54:54 PM  
You recorded them without their knowledge? That's your testimony?  Enjoy your prosecution for wire tapping.
 
2014-04-24 01:06:27 PM  

Honest Bender: You recorded them without their knowledge? That's your testimony?  Enjoy your prosecution for wire tapping.


Bzzzzzzt!!! Try again.

http://www.dmlp.org/legal-guide/virginia-recording-law
 
2014-04-24 01:09:11 PM  

Honest Bender: You recorded them without their knowledge? That's your testimony?  Enjoy your prosecution for wire tapping.



Virginia is a one-party consent state.
 
2014-04-24 01:33:15 PM  
I think he was just blowing smoke
 
2014-04-24 01:39:36 PM  

show me: Honest Bender: You recorded them without their knowledge? That's your testimony?  Enjoy your prosecution for wire tapping.

Bzzzzzzt!!! Try again.

http://www.dmlp.org/legal-guide/virginia-recording-law


Blues_X: Virginia is a one-party consent state.

He wasn't a party to their conversation. For a change, this situation actually  does fall closer to the reason for wiretapping laws than the typical "recording a cop" stories.
 
2014-04-24 01:44:51 PM  

Theaetetus: In the suit, the  patient alleges that Drs.  Tiffany Ingham and Soloman Shah of  SafeSedation and  Safe Sedation Management began making fun of him as soon as theanesthesia put him under.
The  patient captured the  doctors joking about shooting a  gun up his  rectum on a cellphone  recording during a colonoscopy; he was verbally brutalized and  defamedby the very  doctors to whom he entrusted his life while under  anesthesia.

What  exactly is going on with the  strange and apparently random  use of bold text? Is it a secret  message? Are they supposed to  link to other articles or  searches? Is it just to  irritate people with OCD?


Where exactly did he keep his cell phone in order to record the conversation?  I am pretty sure not in his pants.
 
2014-04-24 01:54:09 PM  
I've heard some stories about disregard for the human dignity of sedated patients.  Apparently it used to be common practice in teaching hospitals that anesthetized patients were deemed to have impliedly consented to being examined by any and all students and staff, unneeded examinations would routinely occur for teaching purposes, and patients would never learn what had happened to them.  That does not happen any more, right?
 
2014-04-24 02:09:07 PM  
If you record someone's private conversation about you then broadcast and publish it, I would hope you lose the right to accuse them of defamation.
 
2014-04-24 02:12:04 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-24 02:19:21 PM  
You have to wonder what shape his asshole was in. How bad does an anus get before butt doctors are joking about its condition?
 
2014-04-24 02:21:04 PM  
Did the oil hit it?
 
2014-04-24 02:23:58 PM  

mikaloyd: You have to wonder what shape his asshole was in. How bad does an anus get before butt doctors are joking about its condition?


So many hemorrhoids it looked like a sea anemone?  Or the first chapter of "Tale of Two Cities" in braille?
 
2014-04-24 02:34:56 PM  

xanadian: mikaloyd: You have to wonder what shape his asshole was in. How bad does an anus get before butt doctors are joking about its condition?

So many hemorrhoids it looked like a sea anemone?  Or the first chapter of "Tale of Two Cities" in braille?


www.nwf.org
 
2014-04-24 02:42:35 PM  

Splish: If you record someone's private conversation about you then broadcast and publish it, I would hope you lose the right to accuse them of defamation.


How was it a private conversation? He was in the room with them, for chrissakes, and awake enough to be able to operate the record function on his phone. Maybe the doctors should be accused of incompetence by being unable to anesthetize him properly. I don't get how many people are on the doctor's side on this. Completely unprofessional at the very least. How about if it was a male gynecologist contemplating and commenting on your precious snowflake's vagina to other doctors while giving her a pelvic exam? Would you be okay with that?
 
2014-04-24 03:04:24 PM  

show me: Splish: If you record someone's private conversation about you then broadcast and publish it, I would hope you lose the right to accuse them of defamation.

How was it a private conversation? He was in the room with them, for chrissakes, and awake enough to be able to operate the record function on his phone. Maybe the doctors should be accused of incompetence by being unable to anesthetize him properly.


I see you failed to read the article:
The  patient had placed his cell phone next to his bed and left it  recording so that he wouldn't forget the  doctorsinstructions for post-operation care, but on viewing it later on he saw the two  doctors laughing at his  rectum

He didn't operate it  while anesthetized, he left it recording ahead of time and then checked it later.

I don't get how many people are on the doctor's side on this. Completely unprofessional at the very least. How about if it was a male gynecologist contemplating and commenting on your precious snowflake's vagina to other doctors while giving her a pelvic exam? Would you be okay with that?

If you have to pound on the table with emotional "but what if it was  your daughter" statements to make your point, then it's a pretty good sign that you've got no real arguments.

/and that you're likely sexist
 
2014-04-24 03:35:55 PM  
You rectum? You almost killed him!
 
2014-04-24 03:39:35 PM  

Theaetetus: If you have to pound on the table with emotional "but what if it was  your daughter" statements to make your point, then it's a pretty good sign that you've got no real arguments.

/and that you're likely sexist


Wow, you're really taking this personally, aren't you? My point was exactly the opposite. I was pointing out in a roundabout way the sexism that I think is inherent in a lot of people's opinion. It's a grown up dude with a funny looking ass so let's make comments about how he's probably gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) and shooting stuff up his ugly ass. I merely suggested that if the situation were as I described I believe that people's feelings would likely be different. It shouldn't make a difference who the patient is.
 
2014-04-24 03:46:05 PM  
I was expecting pics of Lena Dunham
 
2014-04-24 04:32:20 PM  

show me: Theaetetus: If you have to pound on the table with emotional "but what if it was  your daughter" statements to make your point, then it's a pretty good sign that you've got no real arguments.

/and that you're likely sexist

Wow, you're really taking this personally, aren't you? My point was exactly the opposite. I was pointing out in a roundabout way the sexism that I think is inherent in a lot of people's opinion. It's a grown up dude with a funny looking ass so let's make comments about how he's probably gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) and shooting stuff up his ugly ass. I merely suggested that if the situation were as I described I believe that people's feelings would likely be different. It shouldn't make a difference who the patient is.


Nice try, but no. No one believes the "I'm not really racist/sexist/bigoted, I was just  pointing out racism/sexism/bigotry in a roundabout way" claim.
 
2014-04-24 04:44:01 PM  
First scan through the headline I read it that he was laughing out his rectum.

Something completely different.
 
2014-04-24 05:24:59 PM  

4tehsnowflakes: I've heard some stories about disregard for the human dignity of sedated patients.  Apparently it used to be common practice in teaching hospitals that anesthetized patients were deemed to have impliedly consented to being examined by any and all students and staff, unneeded examinations would routinely occur for teaching purposes, and patients would never learn what had happened to them.  That does not happen any more, right?


I hope not, but I have heard that recently women have been given pelvic exams while they were still under.
 
2014-04-24 05:28:12 PM  
See now, I could care less about them laughing at my ass hole.  Ass holes are funny.

Anything less than reverent awe and perhaps terrified respect at the sight of my penis though....

I would sue them so hard their great great great grand progeny years and years hence would curse my name every morning when they woke up and headed out to sharecrop for my far greater grand kids.
 
2014-04-24 06:33:34 PM  

Blues_X: Honest Bender: You recorded them without their knowledge? That's your testimony?  Enjoy your prosecution for wire tapping.


Virginia is a one-party consent state.


I first read that as Vagina is a one-party consent state and went, wait ... what?

Seemed funnier.
 
2014-04-25 02:16:36 PM  
But did they damn near kill him?
 
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