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(Sun Sentinel)   Man walks into lingerie shop, reveals his own secrets   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Victoria's Secret, Royal Palm Beach, Palm Beach County Jail  
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2014-04-24 01:00:40 PM  
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Police said Sean Maize, 27, was walking around the store, spitting on the floor and on several fixtures.
"This outraged the sense of the victim's decency," an officer wrote in the report.


No, it didn't. That's not what the victim told you, nor does it even grammatically make sense. You falsified your report because you wanted to shoehorn in some language from a statute, probably since some older cop told you that will help prosecutors. Instead, you're just a liar.
 
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