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(Sun Sentinel)   Man walks into lingerie shop, reveals his own secrets   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 14
    More: Followup, Victoria's Secret, Royal Palm Beach, Palm Beach County Jail  
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2014-04-24 01:00:40 PM
Police said Sean Maize, 27, was walking around the store, spitting on the floor and on several fixtures.
"This outraged the sense of the victim's decency," an officer wrote in the report.


No, it didn't. That's not what the victim told you, nor does it even grammatically make sense. You falsified your report because you wanted to shoehorn in some language from a statute, probably since some older cop told you that will help prosecutors. Instead, you're just a liar.
 
2014-04-24 03:46:25 PM
Sean Maize.  We call him Sean Corn
 
2014-04-24 03:47:44 PM
A Royal Palm Beach man is accused exposing himself to a Victoria's Secret employee, according to a Boynton Beach Police arrest report.

The aristocrat.
 
2014-04-24 03:49:45 PM
Don't get strung out on the way he looks. Don't judge a book by its cover.
 
2014-04-24 03:50:15 PM
Royal Palm?  That's a new term for it, I guess...
 
2014-04-24 04:02:57 PM

Harry Freakstorm: A Royal Palm Beach man is accused exposing himself to a Victoria's Secret employee, according to a Boynton Beach Police arrest report.

The aristocrat.


A snake charmer routine? that's all you got? NEXT!
 
2014-04-24 04:05:24 PM
And such secrets! That are mine alone to know... BRUCE.
 
2014-04-24 04:30:38 PM
HOT!
*Checks link*
vomit
 
2014-04-24 04:56:00 PM
Victoria has a very special secret:

static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-04-24 04:58:01 PM
Did he yell out "I've got your secret right here" will furiously grabbing his crotch?
 
2014-04-24 05:01:45 PM
Oh yeah. Sorry about that.
 
2014-04-24 05:36:53 PM
Is this some kind of bust?


/oblig
 
2014-04-24 07:47:27 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Sean Maize.  We call him Sean Corn


He kept asking people if they wanted to see his maizehole
 
2014-04-24 09:20:02 PM
 
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