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(Orlando Sentinel)   "She asked for it," man tells police after asking why he murdered his own mother   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 42
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2014-04-24 09:26:04 AM
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Did they arrest him at the barbershop?
 
2014-04-24 12:18:13 PM
Did she say please?
 
2014-04-24 12:18:26 PM
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A boy's best friend is his mother.
 
2014-04-24 01:55:32 PM
The night was sultry.


/Too god damn sultry in here...
 
2014-04-24 02:07:48 PM
Actually, she said "I want to diet."
 
2014-04-24 02:31:29 PM
Is that Sir Davos?
 
2014-04-24 02:35:06 PM
Was she dressed provocatively?
 
2014-04-24 03:19:22 PM
Should have thrown her from a train
 
2014-04-24 03:21:10 PM
He asked the police why he killed her?
 
2014-04-24 03:21:44 PM
Was he dating a beauty queen from Leanane?
 
2014-04-24 03:23:37 PM
"He was a good man. I can't believe it," his only friend, Darrel Theend is quoted as saying.
 
2014-04-24 03:24:10 PM
I suppose it is possible but I remain deeply skeptical.
 
2014-04-24 03:25:21 PM
Trying to think of a joke but all I can think about is Danny DeVitto and Throw Mama From a Train.
 
2014-04-24 03:25:59 PM
OK, I get that she might have wanted to die....

But, she couldn't get the farking sleeping pills herself?
 
2014-04-24 03:26:34 PM
I think we should just take his word for it.
 
2014-04-24 03:26:58 PM
Thanks for making it easy Florida!
 
2014-04-24 03:29:18 PM

Drew: Thanks for making it easy Florida!


Crap. No wonder one of the monsters has been insisting we move to Florida....
 
2014-04-24 03:29:59 PM

scottydoesntknow: [www.trbimg.com image 580x434]

Did they arrest him at the barbershop?


Came to ask this.  Beaten again.
 
2014-04-24 03:31:30 PM

Drew: Thanks for making it easy Florida!


Huh, never thought I'd see you post in a thread.

Drive by cameo?
 
2014-04-24 03:33:37 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Drew: Thanks for making it easy Florida!

Huh, never thought I'd see you post in a thread.

Drive by cameo?


He's probably just drunk again still.
 
2014-04-24 03:33:46 PM
I know I couldn't tell my mom no, she would have beat me.
 
2014-04-24 03:38:14 PM
Look its Florida just tell police that she made you fell threatened so you shot her.
 
2014-04-24 03:39:17 PM

Cheron: Look its Florida just tell police that she made you fell threatened so you shot her.


Only if she's holding Skittles.
 
2014-04-24 03:39:22 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Drew: Thanks for making it easy Florida!

Huh, never thought I'd see you post in a thread.

Drive by cameo?


That's like walking into a friend's house and being surprised that he's there.
 
2014-04-24 03:42:15 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Drew: Thanks for making it easy Florida!

Huh, never thought I'd see you post in a thread.

Drive by cameo?


Nope - I gave up drivebys for lent
 
2014-04-24 03:52:52 PM
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2014-04-24 03:52:54 PM
This one is always my favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOQQyYNggOc
 
2014-04-24 03:54:01 PM

Drew: Capo Del Bandito: Drew: Thanks for making it easy Florida!

Huh, never thought I'd see you post in a thread.

Drive by cameo?

Nope - I gave up drivebys for lent


bellybutton or couch?
 
2014-04-24 03:54:57 PM
Lent ended on Easter - you're all good!
 
2014-04-24 03:57:31 PM

groppet: This one is always my favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOQQyYNggOc


well, im not surprised.  his whole lifetime he was ridiculed as the village idiot.  man, that was one perfect news segment.  great cutaways, perfect 911 call.

/i lol'd
//would watch again.
 
2014-04-24 04:06:23 PM

Drew: Capo Del Bandito: Drew: Thanks for making it easy Florida!

Huh, never thought I'd see you post in a thread.

Drive by cameo?

Nope - I gave up drivebys for lent


Lent's over Dude.  Drivebys are ON!  WEEEEEE
 
2014-04-24 04:09:42 PM
So 'Strangling his Mother " wasn't a euphemism this time.
 
2014-04-24 04:10:46 PM

The Flexecutioner: groppet: This one is always my favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOQQyYNggOc

well, im not surprised.  his whole lifetime he was ridiculed as the village idiot.  man, that was one perfect news segment.  great cutaways, perfect 911 call.

/i lol'd
//would watch again.


What always makes me laugh the most is when he says "She enticed me"
 
2014-04-24 04:27:56 PM
This was an episode of Shameless.

/the awesome US version with nekkid Enemy Rossum
//haven't seen the original UK version so don't know if there is an awesome equivalent
///
 
2014-04-24 04:34:27 PM
I can't wait for the NBC Spinoff "How I Smothered My Mother"

/It would be legen*CHOKE*
 
2014-04-24 05:06:54 PM
He bagged a bag!  So what is the problem.
 
2014-04-24 06:35:01 PM
My SO likes to watch those true crime shows like cold case files etc. I find them nauseating and repetitive.. On most every show they get friends and families of the victims to say:

1. He/she did not have an enemy in the world

2. (and if it is a female) Everybody loved her.


IF the victim did not have an enemy in the world and everybody loved her she would not have been murdered.

Just once would like to see somebody say the victim had it coming.
 
2014-04-24 06:59:24 PM

hasty ambush: My SO likes to watch those true crime shows like cold case files etc. I find them nauseating and repetitive.. On most every show they get friends and families of the victims to say:

1. He/she did not have an enemy in the world

2. (and if it is a female) Everybody loved her.


IF the victim did not have an enemy in the world and everybody loved her she would not have been murdered.

Just once would like to see somebody say the victim had it coming.


We ALL have it coming. And deserve's got nothing to do with it.
 
2014-04-24 07:39:33 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, I get that she might have wanted to die....

But, she couldn't get the farking sleeping pills herself?


At 88, maybe she was immobilized.  My grandmother went into kidney failure at 72 and since her husband was long dead and her kids were gone, she decided she was finished.  She stopped dialysis, went home and spent a week with her kids and died in bed.

But...assuming someone asks you to kill them, who goes for strangulation first if you have enough sleeping pills to kill them?  JUST GO FOR THE FARKING SLEEPING PILLS!
 
2014-04-24 08:02:38 PM
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2014-04-25 01:51:36 AM
They shoot horses, don't they?
 
2014-04-25 02:03:44 PM

fnordest: They shoot horses, don't they?


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