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(Washington Post)   The Marshall Islands: Hey, remember how you guys tested your new super weapons on us? Yeah, we're suing all of you nuclear nations to disarm because you treated us like assholes   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Marshall Islands, weapons of mass destruction, Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, Pacific, National Nuclear Security Administration, Foreign Affairs Minister of Israel, International Court of Justice, nuclear strategy  
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7030 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2014 at 9:38 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-24 10:19:59 AM  
3 votes:

Those weren't "tests".  They were trying to kill it.
2014-04-24 10:07:13 AM  
2 votes:

I have islands? Who knew?
2014-04-24 09:48:08 AM  
2 votes:

My grandma Carson bought me one of these when I was like ten
2014-04-24 12:10:59 PM  
1 vote:

ransack.: None of the permanent SEC members are ever going to eliminate their nuclear stockpiles.

Even if we make them not bowl eligible for a few years if they don't?
2014-04-24 11:02:41 AM  
1 vote:
It also was filing a federal lawsuit against the United States in San Francisco, naming President Barack Obama, the departments and secretaries of defense and energy and the National Nuclear Security Administration.

ffs they're even suing countries that didn't even have a nuclear program at the time.
2014-04-24 10:53:33 AM  
1 vote:
How many Divisions does the Marshall Islands have?
2014-04-24 10:41:38 AM  
1 vote:
They'll be selling commemorative stamps for 50 years to pay off that legal bill.
2014-04-24 10:30:22 AM  
1 vote:
Sure thing.

1. Disarm all the weapons.

2. Store the unused plutonium all over the Marshall Islands.

Happy now, Marshall Islanders?
2014-04-24 10:12:25 AM  
1 vote:
The United States has a relationship with the Marshall Islands that began during World War II and now allows the Marshallese people to travel to the U.S. to work without needing a visa.  In return, the U.S. has used some of the Marshall Islands to detonated 67 nuclear bombs for testing purposes.

2014-04-24 10:08:20 AM  
1 vote:

trotsky: LOL. Operation Castle in 1954 where, OOPS!, the bomber turned out to be something like 3 times bigger than they thought.

You know, these ingrates should just be happy we didn't wipe their island chain of the face of the Earth by accident.

SAC will be Back.

They didn't know how big their own plane was?

/SAC is slack!
2014-04-24 10:05:23 AM  
1 vote:
You won't be doing that. You see, we left one nuke behind, buried deep, for just such an occasion. Our insurance policy, if you will. I merely press this button and your entire aw heck, chain of islands will slip quietly in to the sea.

Okay. Take two..

You won't be doing that. You see, we left one nuke behind for just such an occasion. Our insurance policy, if you will. I merely press this button and your entire chain of pie lands will slip quietly in to the sea. It's buried deep by the way. There.

Good. Print. Send. I said what? Aw jeeze. Just jiggle the antenna when you transmit it. They'll get the message.
2014-04-24 09:50:09 AM  
1 vote:
Jobs program for lawyers.
2014-04-24 09:49:51 AM  
1 vote:
Wait, I've seen this movie.  Peter Sellers, right?
2014-04-24 09:40:12 AM  
1 vote:
Sure, we can disarm them. Right into your face!
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