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(Talking Points Memo)   BLM is the newest federal agency to get a bunch of black helicopters   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 167
    More: Dumbass, Bureau of Land Management, land management, executive directors, Red River, Cliven Bundy, Attorney General of Texas  
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2014-04-24 07:25:31 AM  
Carol, Ted, Cliven, the Bundy militia... and I hear Alan Bundy is working on Skynet.
It's pretty bad when every famous person with your surname is a murderer, murderer/rapist, domestic terrorist or future traitor to humanity.
Thank god Al Bundy stopped before the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood took up arms.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-04-24 08:58:25 AM  
A conservative welfare-queen hero.

Why does this not surprise me?
 
2014-04-24 09:03:50 AM  
good. maybe they'll pull a waco on the racist welfare terrorist cliven bundy.
 
2014-04-24 09:25:23 AM  
I wish I cared enough to know anything about this story, it sounds like a rocking good time.
 
2014-04-24 09:55:44 AM  
Apparently they need them.
 
2014-04-24 10:13:26 AM  
Bacon Lettuce and Mayo? Good. Tomatoes suck.
 
2014-04-24 10:15:55 AM  
I'm wondering why no one has been arrested fro pointing guns at federal employees executing their duties. Hats off to the BLM for showing restraint and not turning it into a shoot out. But there were a lot of patriots taking prone positions to threaten federal officials and it was all filmed and has been blasted all over the news.

I for one would think it would be hilarious for some of those halfwits to lose their gun rights.
 
2014-04-24 10:18:36 AM  
Will they be using them to stop freeloading scofflaws from sponging  off of hard-working taxpayers?

Good.
 
2014-04-24 10:22:38 AM  
"Hey look! Those feds have tucked tail and ran fer it! HAHA! Look at them run, sissies."

www.motherjones.com
 
2014-04-24 10:31:12 AM  

vpb: A conservative welfare-queen hero.

Why does this not surprise me?


If you weren't surprised by that, then you'll be totally not shocked to hear he's also massively racist who thinks young black men wouldn't go to jail if they just learned how to pick cotton.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-04-24 10:32:41 AM  

sammyk: I'm wondering why no one has been arrested fro pointing guns at federal employees executing their duties. Hats off to the BLM for showing restraint and not turning it into a shoot out. But there were a lot of patriots taking prone positions to threaten federal officials and it was all filmed and has been blasted all over the news.


Because of politics.  If a bunch of Black Panthers or Muslims or Occupy protestors tried that they would be dead or locked up now.
 
2014-04-24 10:34:28 AM  
Can't we have a nice mauve helicopter for once.
 
2014-04-24 10:34:31 AM  

vpb: A conservative welfare-queen hero.

Why does this not surprise me?


A racist, welfare queen, non- Christian, Conservative hero.

You can't make this shiat up.
 
2014-04-24 10:35:14 AM  
i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-24 10:35:18 AM  
Perry added that "unless the federal government respects that, then I'll suggest to you that they are the ones instigating the opportunity for misfortune to happen."

So, if the BLM doesn't back down from the ignorant, knee-jerk asshats, it's the feds' fault if something bad happens?
 
2014-04-24 10:35:34 AM  

bdub77: "Hey look! Those feds have tucked tail and ran fer it! HAHA! Look at them run, sissies."

[www.motherjones.com image 400x245]


This is the only solution to the problem. Kill them. Kill them all. Bomb them from high up so that their blood is splattered across the desert. Leave their remains for the buzzards to pick away while their pieces rot in the desert sun. Any survivors will beg for mercy, and will get it in the form of a bullet to the head. Let the cry, let them wail. And then let them be among the dead. Kill them, kill them all.
 
2014-04-24 10:36:18 AM  

sammyk: I'm wondering why no one has been arrested fro pointing guns at federal employees executing their duties. Hats off to the BLM for showing restraint and not turning it into a shoot out. But there were a lot of patriots taking prone positions to threaten federal officials and it was all filmed and has been blasted all over the news.

I for one would think it would be hilarious for some of those halfwits to lose their gun rights.


Part of me wishes the Feds had killed them all, but yeah THIS!
 
2014-04-24 10:36:53 AM  

neversubmit: Part of me wishes the Feds had killed them all


Why?
 
2014-04-24 10:39:55 AM  
Why have black helicopters when they can just cast Meteor?

img3.wikia.nocookie.net

/RDM
 
2014-04-24 10:40:27 AM  

vpb: sammyk: I'm wondering why no one has been arrested fro pointing guns at federal employees executing their duties. Hats off to the BLM for showing restraint and not turning it into a shoot out. But there were a lot of patriots taking prone positions to threaten federal officials and it was all filmed and has been blasted all over the news.

Because of politics.  If a bunch of Black Panthers or Muslims or Occupy protestors tried that they would be dead or locked up now.


That, and these idiots took thousands of photographs and hundreds of hours of footage and posted it all over the web. It takes time to go through all that evidence.
 
2014-04-24 10:40:30 AM  

Frank N Stein: neversubmit: Part of me wishes the Feds had killed them all

Why?


shiats and grins
 
2014-04-24 10:41:35 AM  

Frank N Stein: neversubmit: Part of me wishes the Feds had killed them all

Why?


The part of me that is evil, duh!
 
2014-04-24 10:43:20 AM  

SisterMaryElephant: Frank N Stein: neversubmit: Part of me wishes the Feds had killed them all

Why?

shiats and grins


neversubmit: Frank N Stein: neversubmit: Part of me wishes the Feds had killed them all

Why?

The part of me that is evil, duh!


warosu.org
 
2014-04-24 10:43:27 AM  
With Greg Abbot involved, the BS is going to be in metric tons. Gonna need a big lifter.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-24 10:44:33 AM  
I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro helicopters...
 
2014-04-24 10:46:43 AM  

Frank N Stein: SisterMaryElephant: Frank N Stein: neversubmit: Part of me wishes the Feds had killed them all

Why?

shiats and grins

neversubmit: Frank N Stein: neversubmit: Part of me wishes the Feds had killed them all

Why?

The part of me that is evil, duh!


Edgy? Wanting the government to kill a bunch of people seems like normal mainstream American politics to me.
 
2014-04-24 10:48:38 AM  
I thought BLM would go for a blimp

citadelcc.vo.llnwd.net
 
2014-04-24 10:49:59 AM  
Ned Stark:
Edgy? Wanting the government to kill a bunch of people seems like normal mainstream American politics to me.

Well I certainly enjoyed seeing your head chopped off.
 
2014-04-24 10:53:08 AM  

Karac: vpb: A conservative welfare-queen hero.

Why does this not surprise me?

If you weren't surprised by that, then you'll be totally not shocked to hear he's also massively racist who thinks young black men wouldn't go to jail if they just learned how to pick cotton.


Wow.
 
2014-04-24 10:53:35 AM  

Frank N Stein: Ned Stark:
Edgy? Wanting the government to kill a bunch of people seems like normal mainstream American politics to me.

Well I certainly enjoyed seeing your head chopped off.


He's from the future! Get him!
 
2014-04-24 10:53:48 AM  

sammyk: I'm wondering why no one has been arrested fro pointing guns at federal employees executing their duties. Hats off to the BLM for showing restraint and not turning it into a shoot out. But there were a lot of patriots taking prone positions to threaten federal officials and it was all filmed and has been blasted all over the news.

I for one would think it would be hilarious for some of those halfwits to lose their gun rights freedum.


FTFY

/almost said lives....but hey....can't sink to their level. Even if the wimmens and childrens are all set to give up their lives.
 
2014-04-24 10:54:13 AM  

Frank N Stein: Ned Stark:
Edgy? Wanting the government to kill a bunch of people seems like normal mainstream American politics to me.

Well I certainly enjoyed seeing your head chopped off.


'See'? Oh, you must be one of the >I>HBO fans. *sniff*. How quaint.
 
2014-04-24 10:54:24 AM  

someonelse: Karac: vpb: A conservative welfare-queen hero.

Why does this not surprise me?

If you weren't surprised by that, then you'll be totally not shocked to hear he's also massively racist who thinks young black men wouldn't go to jail if they just learned how to pick cotton.

Wow.


ETA: I can't wait to hear Bundy's supporters defending this.
 
2014-04-24 10:55:30 AM  

Karac: vpb: A conservative welfare-queen hero.

Why does this not surprise me?

If you weren't surprised by that, then you'll be totally not shocked to hear he's also massively racist who thinks young black men wouldn't go to jail if they just learned how to pick cotton.


It's almost as if there is an overlap between white supremacists and the militia movement.
 
2014-04-24 10:55:41 AM  

Karac: vpb: A conservative welfare-queen hero.

Why does this not surprise me?

If you weren't surprised by that, then you'll be totally not shocked to hear he's also massively racist who thinks young black men wouldn't go to jail if they just learned how to pick cotton.


FTFA: And because they were basically on government subsidy,

The nerve of this guy.
 
2014-04-24 10:55:59 AM  
Can there ever be a day where conservatives aren't pants-shiatting pussies afraid of non-existent boogeymen?
 
2014-04-24 10:56:08 AM  
FTA:  The Sagebrush Rebellion, which involved ranchers and farmers openly fighting with Washington bureaucrats over the ownership of large swaths of the American West, gained so much attention that then-President Ronald Reagan in Salt Lake City said "I happen to be one who cheers and supports the Sagebrush Rebellion."


He supported the ranchers so much he made sure Federal lands stayed under Federal control, and started charging them grazing fees.
 
2014-04-24 10:57:23 AM  

sammyk: I'm wondering why no one has been arrested fro pointing guns at federal employees executing their duties. Hats off to the BLM for showing restraint and not turning it into a shoot out. But there were a lot of patriots taking prone positions to threaten federal officials and it was all filmed and has been blasted all over the news.

I for one would think it would be hilarious for some of those halfwits to lose their gun rights.


If you'll briefly accept the premise that there is a fairly sophisticated movement afoot to drive the country to civil war, you'll understand why the BLM made exactly the right decision.

They're looking to create another Waco/Ruby Ridge in order to fuel more hatred on the right, to vilify the federal government, and, in their (hopefully) fevered imaginations, spark widespread insurrection.

They're organized. They're smarter than they look. They're well financed, probably in part by "unknown" shadowy billionaires. They seethe with hatred for the welfare state. And they are committed to destroying America because of it.

It was crucial to not give them what they wanted--and sheriff "let's cower behind the women" Mack helped turn what they were hoping would be a PR coup for them into a PR debacle. By backing down in the short term, BLM helped damage the extreme right's effort to tear this country apart in the long term.

Better yet, a lot of these f*ckers have outed themselves now. They really thought the revolution was afoot. And they outed themselves in assorted recorded and traceable electronic media. Probably not the biggest fish, unfortunately. But many of their flunkies. Now we know who many of them are.

But none of this has to be true for it to be worthwhile to avoid another Waco/Ruby Ridge. BLM made the right decision. Time is on their side. Kliven's Kowardly Klan can only hide behind their women for so long.
 
2014-04-24 10:58:21 AM  
So when some Russian thugs muscle in on a distant country that's not part of NATO and Obama does nothing, he's pathetically weak.  But when an agency of his administration moves to enforce the law where they have jurisdiction, they are over reaching tyrants?
 
2014-04-24 11:01:39 AM  
Hey - I have a fun solution!
Since the BLM is massively incompetent and totes oppressive, and can't manage this land properly or make any money off it, why not just give it back?
To the original, rightful owners, I mean.
 
2014-04-24 11:01:41 AM  
I know this is being pedantic, but I feel obligated to point out that a division of the government largely responsible for managing and surveying areas without ready access to road systems has probably had a farkton of helicopters on hand pretty much forever.
 
2014-04-24 11:02:02 AM  
Lol that Bundy asshole is gonna keep it up til the feds get him good.
 
2014-04-24 11:04:18 AM  

Frank N Stein: neversubmit: Part of me wishes the Feds had killed them all

Why?


Original Sin. We're inherently evil.
 
2014-04-24 11:05:51 AM  

Ned Stark: Frank N Stein: Ned Stark:
Edgy? Wanting the government to kill a bunch of people seems like normal mainstream American politics to me.

Well I certainly enjoyed seeing your head chopped off.

'See'? Oh, you must be one of the >I>HBO fans. *sniff*. How quaint.


I read the first book. Honestly not a fan of JRRM's prose.
 
2014-04-24 11:06:00 AM  

Baz744: They seethe with hatred for the welfare state.


I should clarify: they seethe with hatred for those parts of the welfare state that benefit people, especially brown people, other than them.
 
2014-04-24 11:08:26 AM  

Mad Scientist: So when some Russian thugs muscle in on a distant country that's not part of NATO and Obama does nothing, he's pathetically weak.  But when an agency of his administration moves to enforce the law where they have jurisdiction, they are over reaching tyrants?



Welcome to the wonderful colors and aromas that is today's conservative mindset.
 
2014-04-24 11:08:34 AM  

jso2897: Hey - I have a fun solution!
Since the BLM is massively incompetent and totes oppressive, and can't manage this land properly or make any money off it, why not just give it back?
To the original, rightful owners, I mean.


How?

/Sorry
 
2014-04-24 11:10:24 AM  

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Black Helicopters in Suburbia

 
2014-04-24 11:10:35 AM  
The Bureau of Livestock & Mining anti-conservative? Unlikely.
 
2014-04-24 11:13:21 AM  

someonelse: Karac: vpb: A conservative welfare-queen hero.

Why does this not surprise me?

If you weren't surprised by that, then you'll be totally not shocked to hear he's also massively racist who thinks young black men wouldn't go to jail if they just learned how to pick cotton.

Wow.


That guy goes beyond racist and straight into pro-slavery. Even most racists are ashamed to take that position. But hey, he's the new Republican pretty-boy and almost certainly will be invited to tag along with at least 1 Presidential campaign
 
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