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(WTKR)   There's a special place in hell for people who steal bronze vases from grave sites to sell for scrap metal   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, scrap metal, bronze vases, replacement costs  
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1695 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2014 at 9:01 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-24 02:06:41 PM  
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Well that should make melting them down easy.
2014-04-24 11:17:38 AM  
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Onkel Buck: neversubmit: Onkel Buck: FeatheredSun: Onkel Buck: Saw a pic floating around on Facebook about a woman who stole a stuffed animal from a babys grave.

I am fairly sure that human beings are inherently bloodthirsty, and that our anger mechanisms have a definite crosslink to our pleasure centers.

So naturally there's some cocaine-rat type of satiation we get from stories of Hell or of people who steal from dead babies.

That's pretty much why I wouldn't piss on most people if they were on fire

Would you stomp out the fire?

And fark up my Jordan's? Are you insane?

Yes, do you have a point? ;P
2014-04-24 09:23:54 AM  
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A couple of people stole bronze vases from the cemetery where my grandmother is buried (not off of her grave, thankfully). I prefer a more immediate punishment... they should be force-fed a 5 lb bag of sugar-free gummies. -w ith-violating-graves
2014-04-24 09:21:21 AM  
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2014-04-24 09:20:03 AM  
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Shenanigans? In Portsmouth? Why I never.
2014-04-24 09:09:54 AM  
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Why? was their previous utilization really that important?
2014-04-24 09:07:29 AM  
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As the guy at the scrap metal place sez: "Oh, yeah, they're going to hell. We're OK, right?"
2014-04-24 09:03:04 AM  
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Ashes to Ashes; Precious Metals to Cash
2014-04-24 08:52:52 AM  
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