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2014-04-24 05:21:36 AM
Love the unsubstantiated claim that all her drinking pals scattered, including sister. Wonder how true the "scattered" part is. Or did they just wander off thinking all was well.
 
2014-04-24 07:38:28 AM
That's one ugly dude.
 
Skr
2014-04-24 07:38:59 AM
Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down. Waitress said we should use the ATM there instead. 'Course the ATM was part of the same network for whatever reason and was down as well. Sat around in the diner drinking refills for an hour before the network came back online.
 
2014-04-24 07:40:43 AM

Former "Baywatch' star dines and dashes


Did she dash in slow motion with lots of bouncing?
 
2014-04-24 07:49:05 AM
It's odd, then, that no charges were filed and the police have no report.
 
2014-04-24 07:50:17 AM
...pleaded with the club's manager to let her go after her card was declined.

That might have worked three new faces ago.
 
2014-04-24 07:50:28 AM
"Please - can't we come to some kind of... understanding...?"
Boom-chaka-wow-wow....
 
2014-04-24 08:11:22 AM
The manager replied, "I have two daughters and they certainly wouldn't have found themselves in the position you're in."

Yeah right, the fact that you let this tranny prostitute get so far says a lot about the character you've instilled in your two little whores.
 
2014-04-24 08:19:52 AM
She always looks like she hasn't bathed in a week. Her and Wendy Williams.
 
2014-04-24 08:23:26 AM
The gold ol' "do you know who I am" trick. It works 60% of the time, every time.
 
2014-04-24 08:23:47 AM

perigee: "Please - can't we come to some kind of... understanding...?"
Boom-chaka-wow-wow....


She fixes the cable?
 
2014-04-24 08:25:26 AM
Please be Erika Eleniak.  Please be Erika Eleniak.  Please be Erika Eleniak.

<clicks link>

DAMN!
 
2014-04-24 08:26:27 AM
"Don't you know who I am?"

groan...
 
2014-04-24 08:57:50 AM

abhorrent1: "Don't you know who I am?"

groan...


The response at this stayement shoild always be an emphatic "No".
 
2014-04-24 09:04:55 AM

Savage Belief: abhorrent1: "Don't you know who I am?"

groan...

The response at this stayement shoild always be an emphatic "No".


Pretty much. Using this sentence is like "I'm in charge here!' or "I'm smart". If you have to say it, it's not valid. Obama doesn't have to ask people if they know who he is.
 
2014-04-24 09:21:12 AM

grinding_journalist: Obama doesn't have to ask people if they know who he is.


Who?
 
2014-04-24 09:29:30 AM
Maybe star should have been put in quotes.
 
2014-04-24 09:39:21 AM

Odoriferous Queef: grinding_journalist: Obama doesn't have to ask people if they know who he is.

Who?


The name of the Crimson Tide mascot.  Everyone knows him, silly.
 
2014-04-24 09:40:20 AM

abhorrent1: "Don't you know who I am?"

groan...


Strangely followed by "Do you have daughters?". Anyone have any idea what she's going for here?
 
2014-04-24 09:40:41 AM

Skr: Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down. Waitress said we should use the ATM there instead. 'Course the ATM was part of the same network for whatever reason and was down as well. Sat around in the diner drinking refills for an hour before the network came back online.


umm...yeah. That's not how credit cards work. I mean, you could do that, or you could have the manager take an imprint of the card, fill in the total, have you sign the paper and been on your way in about 5 minutes. Hell you dont even need the imprint, just the CC number, expiration date and security code.
 
2014-04-24 09:44:14 AM

holdmybones


abhorrent1: "Don't you know who I am?"

groan...

Strangely followed by "Do you have daughters?". Anyone have any idea what she's going for here?


Probably anything and everything that she thought could possibly get her off the hook.
 
2014-04-24 09:51:44 AM

Geoff Peterson: Skr: Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down. Waitress said we should use the ATM there instead. 'Course the ATM was part of the same network for whatever reason and was down as well. Sat around in the diner drinking refills for an hour before the network came back online.

umm...yeah. That's not how credit cards work. I mean, you could do that, or you could have the manager take an imprint of the card, fill in the total, have you sign the paper and been on your way in about 5 minutes. Hell you dont even need the imprint, just the CC number, expiration date and security code.


Just like credit cards worked for decades before swipe machines became common place.
 
2014-04-24 10:20:36 AM
Chick looks like a cheap tranny escort.
 
2014-04-24 10:37:22 AM
"Do you know who I am?"

Yeah, you're the deadbeat who can't afford to pay her bill.
 
2014-04-24 10:38:46 AM

abhorrent1: "Don't you know who I am?"

groan...


Jeff Vader?
 
Skr
2014-04-24 10:38:51 AM

Geoff Peterson: Skr: Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down. Waitress said we should use the ATM there instead. 'Course the ATM was part of the same network for whatever reason and was down as well. Sat around in the diner drinking refills for an hour before the network came back online.

umm...yeah. That's not how credit cards work. I mean, you could do that, or you could have the manager take an imprint of the card, fill in the total, have you sign the paper and been on your way in about 5 minutes. Hell you dont even need the imprint, just the CC number, expiration date and security code.


I was told it wasn't an option in that instance, along with a few other tables.  Inexperienced waitstaff (small diner, no manager on hand) or policy (cards were erroneously coming up as declined), either way we were forced to wait or walk out. I get that she wouldn't want to take the info from a declined card, it was just an overall annoying experience.
 
2014-04-24 11:17:22 AM

SDRR: Geoff Peterson: Skr: Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down. Waitress said we should use the ATM there instead. 'Course the ATM was part of the same network for whatever reason and was down as well. Sat around in the diner drinking refills for an hour before the network came back online.

umm...yeah. That's not how credit cards work. I mean, you could do that, or you could have the manager take an imprint of the card, fill in the total, have you sign the paper and been on your way in about 5 minutes. Hell you dont even need the imprint, just the CC number, expiration date and security code.

Just like credit cards worked for decades before swipe machines became common place.


You can also call the credit card number in over this crazy device called... wait for it... a telephone!

I went back to the States last year on a trip with my wife and for some reason the stupid hotel I was at couldn't pre-authorized a couple hundred bucks on my Visa Debit card with their computer. I had to instruct the kid running the front desk on how to do this over the phone.

/Used to work for a bank...
 
2014-04-24 11:27:48 AM
Skr:
Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down.

"Merchant services tanking" doesn't decline the card. It just doesn't work.
 
2014-04-24 11:42:55 AM

Skr: Geoff Peterson: Skr: Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down. Waitress said we should use the ATM there instead. 'Course the ATM was part of the same network for whatever reason and was down as well. Sat around in the diner drinking refills for an hour before the network came back online.

umm...yeah. That's not how credit cards work. I mean, you could do that, or you could have the manager take an imprint of the card, fill in the total, have you sign the paper and been on your way in about 5 minutes. Hell you dont even need the imprint, just the CC number, expiration date and security code.

I was told it wasn't an option in that instance, along with a few other tables.  Inexperienced waitstaff (small diner, no manager on hand) or policy (cards were erroneously coming up as declined), either way we were forced to wait or walk out. I get that she wouldn't want to take the info from a declined card, it was just an overall annoying experience.


If it was me I wouldn't want anybody making a hard copy of my CC#s to be used later, no matter how much they promise to destroy the info after its properly used.
 
2014-04-24 11:43:28 AM
As a restaurant manager, I've found that if your card processing doesn't want to work, all you have to do about 75% of the time is... reset your modem and router. If that doesn't work, a couple minutes on your processing program (paymentech or fifth third processing) turning POS processing off and back on should do it.
 
2014-04-24 11:49:11 AM

BowtoMogul: Skr: Geoff Peterson: Skr: Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down. Waitress said we should use the ATM there instead. 'Course the ATM was part of the same network for whatever reason and was down as well. Sat around in the diner drinking refills for an hour before the network came back online.

umm...yeah. That's not how credit cards work. I mean, you could do that, or you could have the manager take an imprint of the card, fill in the total, have you sign the paper and been on your way in about 5 minutes. Hell you dont even need the imprint, just the CC number, expiration date and security code.

I was told it wasn't an option in that instance, along with a few other tables.  Inexperienced waitstaff (small diner, no manager on hand) or policy (cards were erroneously coming up as declined), either way we were forced to wait or walk out. I get that she wouldn't want to take the info from a declined card, it was just an overall annoying experience.

If it was me I wouldn't want anybody making a hard copy of my CC#s to be used later, no matter how much they promise to destroy the info after its properly used.


So many idiots insist on paying over the phone with their CC number. Luckily I've never had to deal with an employee copying that info.
 
2014-04-24 12:18:48 PM
mywallpapersite.com

I'm pretty sure she falls into the 'hot mess' category.
 
2014-04-24 12:20:52 PM

turdfergusonn: BowtoMogul: Skr: Geoff Peterson: Skr: Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down. Waitress said we should use the ATM there instead. 'Course the ATM was part of the same network for whatever reason and was down as well. Sat around in the diner drinking refills for an hour before the network came back online.

umm...yeah. That's not how credit cards work. I mean, you could do that, or you could have the manager take an imprint of the card, fill in the total, have you sign the paper and been on your way in about 5 minutes. Hell you dont even need the imprint, just the CC number, expiration date and security code.

I was told it wasn't an option in that instance, along with a few other tables.  Inexperienced waitstaff (small diner, no manager on hand) or policy (cards were erroneously coming up as declined), either way we were forced to wait or walk out. I get that she wouldn't want to take the info from a declined card, it was just an overall annoying experience.

If it was me I wouldn't want anybody making a hard copy of my CC#s to be used later, no matter how much they promise to destroy the info after its properly used.

So many idiots insist on paying over the phone with their CC number. Luckily I've never had to deal with an employee copying that info.

Soon.

 
2014-04-24 12:34:17 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [mywallpapersite.com image 780x585]

I'm pretty sure she falls into the 'hot mess' category.


I've heard the term applied in different circumstances but it seems very appropriate in this one

(mess>hot)
 
2014-04-24 01:09:56 PM

holdmybones: abhorrent1: "Don't you know who I am?"

groan...

Strangely followed by "Do you have daughters?". Anyone have any idea what she's going for here?


The only thing that comes to my mind - he looked old enough to be her father so she thought that line would get some sympathy.
 
2014-04-24 01:44:39 PM
She looks like a (black) white person.

/???
 
2014-04-24 01:47:47 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [mywallpapersite.com image 780x585]

I'm pretty sure she falls into the 'hot mess' category.


Forget categories. She can go ahead and fall on my ding dong, even though I'm imagining she has a husky Dr Girlfriend voice in real life. That might be a deal breaker.
 
2014-04-24 01:53:29 PM

kling_klang_bed: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [mywallpapersite.com image 780x585]

I'm pretty sure she falls into the 'hot mess' category.

Forget categories. She can go ahead and fall on my ding dong, even though I'm imagining she has a husky Dr Girlfriend voice in real life. That might be a deal breaker.


I may regret asking....but what is a Dr Girlfriend voice?
 
2014-04-24 02:02:43 PM

lindalouwho: kling_klang_bed: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [mywallpapersite.com image 780x585]

I'm pretty sure she falls into the 'hot mess' category.

Forget categories. She can go ahead and fall on my ding dong, even though I'm imagining she has a husky Dr Girlfriend voice in real life. That might be a deal breaker.

I may regret asking....but what is a Dr Girlfriend voice?


She's a character on Venture Bros. Here's her voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LXpbgDx3Do
 
2014-04-24 02:31:20 PM
How hard would it have been to call someone in the group to come back and pay? They had a plan to sweet-talk the manager.
-your face is old now, lady.
 
2014-04-24 03:35:16 PM

Garko: abhorrent1: "Don't you know who I am?"

groan...

Jeff Vader?


Do you work in Catering?
 
2014-04-24 04:10:08 PM
I love me some women in 1 piece Speedos, but this particular one?

Ew.
 
2014-04-24 06:08:57 PM
www.jokeblogger.com

What a Baywatch star eating might look like ...
 
2014-04-24 07:05:56 PM

Skr: Funny thing is, it could have been merchant services tanking and no fault of her own. Was at a diner a month back and the card swiper at the register went down. Waitress said we should use the ATM there instead. 'Course the ATM was part of the same network for whatever reason and was down as well. Sat around in the diner drinking refills for an hour before the network came back online.


One has to wonder if other patrons' cards were declined as well. Also, why nobody else in her party whipped their card out? Finally, why she wasn't charged?
 
2014-04-24 10:04:21 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'm pretty sure she falls into the 'hot mess' category.


That looks hot, and now I need to make a mess.
 
2014-04-24 11:14:06 PM
Must have maxed it out on fake boobs and Botox.
 
2014-04-25 05:41:38 AM
img.fark.net

I want this as a poster in my kitchen.

When I'm explaining where parts of meat come from, I can point to this poster instead of my own body.
 
2014-04-25 10:33:57 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [mywallpapersite.com image 780x585]

I'm pretty sure she falls into the 'hot mess' category.


i would willingly leave a hot mess anywhere on her body.
 
2014-04-25 12:59:17 PM
"Don't you know who I am?

No.
 
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