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(Boston.com)   "I heard the weight and I was like, 'Oh my God.' It validated me because I was in a lot of pain when I was pregnant, so to hear the size, it made sense," Says the woman who gave birth to a mini sumo wrestler weighing 14 pounds, 8 ounces   (boston.com) divider line 53
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2014-04-24 07:51:35 AM
www.neowin.net
 
2014-04-24 08:23:59 AM
hot-dog-down-hallway.jpg
 
2014-04-24 08:37:50 AM
"Fat people make fat babies"  Story at 11
 
2014-04-24 08:45:23 AM
Did she name him Echo?
 
2014-04-24 08:45:39 AM
Thank goodness it was a C-section. Otherwise her vagina would have been the size of Grand Central Station
 
2014-04-24 08:48:06 AM

selena gomez has an anus: and here come the anti-heavy bigots.


You sound fat.
 
2014-04-24 08:49:54 AM
Fat people have fat babies. News at 11
 
Skr
2014-04-24 08:50:08 AM
Aww. It has its father's face.
 
2014-04-24 08:55:51 AM
you probably won't be seeing that kid running the boston marathon ever in its life.
 
2014-04-24 08:57:15 AM

selena gomez has an anus: The civil rights movement was half a century ago and this kind of crap still exists. It is depressing.


Are fat people still not allowed to vote?
 
2014-04-24 08:57:20 AM

selena gomez has an anus: The civil rights movement was half a century ago and this kind of crap still exists.


Yeah, they didn't choose to be fat.
They were born that way.
 
2014-04-24 08:58:08 AM
Lard ass has fat baby, film at 11.
 
2014-04-24 08:58:26 AM

selena gomez has an anus: Walker: selena gomez has an anus: and here come the anti-heavy bigots.

You sound fat.

Not at all.  Just aware of the bigotry those who carry extra pounds face on a daily basis.  It amazes me that there are still acceptable forms of bigotry in this nation.  The civil rights movement was half a century ago and this kind of crap still exists.  It is depressing.


You see, that's the one thing we all have in common. White, black, other, gay, and especially the really really really really good looking. We are united against fat people. Actually, I would bet that gay people despise fatties more than any other group.
 
2014-04-24 08:58:31 AM
i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-24 08:59:16 AM

Teambaylagoon: "Fat people make fat babies"  Story at 11


Not always. I've seen some small to medium sized women push out some michelin man looking babies.
 
2014-04-24 09:01:12 AM

ambercat: Teambaylagoon: "Fat people make fat babies"  Story at 11

Not always. I've seen some small to medium sized women push out some michelin man looking babies.


Did they snap back though?
Most I have seen has spring loaded hips that popped open and then grew huge gunts like Sarge, in Sad Sack.
 
2014-04-24 09:01:38 AM

Barfmaker: hot-dog-down-hallway.jpg



What is a cesarean section?  A cesarean section, or c-section, is the delivery of a baby through a surgical incision in the mother's abdomen and uterus. In certain circumstances, a c-section is scheduled in advance. In others, it's done in response to an unforeseen complication.
 
2014-04-24 09:01:49 AM

SlothB77: you probably won't be seeing that kid running the boston marathon ever in its life.


I dunno , with all that potential energy stored up he could probably out run a Kenyan.
 
2014-04-24 09:01:55 AM

selena gomez has an anus: Watch an hour of tv


NO.
I don't watch TV.
Perhaps that is why I am not fat.
I don't get Programmed.
 
2014-04-24 09:02:02 AM
"I heard the weight and I was like, 'Oh my God.' It validated me because I was in a lot of pain when I was pregnant"

Take a load off, Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And you put the load right on me


Sure, why not.
 
2014-04-24 09:03:00 AM
Fat baby busts out of a fat coont. Film at 11.
 
2014-04-24 09:03:05 AM

Cold_Sassy: In certain circumstances*, a c-section is scheduled in advance


*Superbowl, world series, stanley cup, etc. . .
 
2014-04-24 09:03:50 AM
I know a guy and his brothers who were big uns, maybe even spawned large. However their parents were normal size. Sometimes the big boy DNA skips a generation.

This couple...only skipped the radio.

Humans are basically compacting all the random ass features that are spread throughout  the entire animal kingdom. we have folks built and run like cheetas....and we got rhinos.

/douches probably fall below fungus however.
//i've been compared to a badger on occasion...
 
2014-04-24 09:04:47 AM

selena gomez has an anus: Loaf's Tray: selena gomez has an anus: The civil rights movement was half a century ago and this kind of crap still exists. It is depressing.

Are fat people still not allowed to vote?

legally, yes.  it certainly does not mean its encouraged, or made easy for them to do.


What the hell does that even mean?  I've yet to see a voting booth with a "No Fat Chicks!" sticker on it...
 
2014-04-24 09:19:41 AM

vudukungfu: ambercat: Teambaylagoon: "Fat people make fat babies"  Story at 11

Not always. I've seen some small to medium sized women push out some michelin man looking babies.

Did they snap back though?
Most I have seen has spring loaded hips that popped open and then grew huge gunts like Sarge, in Sad Sack.


I still have to sleep tonight you know! But no, not always. One of the ladies I was thinking about is super into cross fit. Short, and somewhat slender. The only weight she carried when she was pregnant was right on her stomach, like she had a watermelon in there. After giving birth, she stayed in good shape. Her husband is a medium sized guy, also into cross fit and not heavy at all. I have no idea why their child is so freakishly large. I know his parents too and they're also not large people.
 
2014-04-24 09:20:35 AM

vudukungfu: Cold_Sassy: In certain circumstances*, a c-section is scheduled in advance

*Superbowl, world series, stanley cup, etc. . .


Indeed.  Thank you, Boomer Esiason.
 
2014-04-24 09:21:51 AM
I like to think of her being named after the old TV show Indian, Carries a Rucksack.
 
2014-04-24 09:23:09 AM
Patton Oswald is looking a bit ragged
 
2014-04-24 09:31:59 AM

selena gomez has an anus: Walker: selena gomez has an anus: and here come the anti-heavy bigots.

You sound fat.

Not at all.  Just aware of the bigotry those who carry extra pounds face on a daily basis.  It amazes me that there are still acceptable forms of bigotry in this nation.  The civil rights movement was half a century ago and this kind of crap still exists.  It is depressing.


I was going to give this a 1/10, comparing skin color to the inability to stop eating so much damn food, but you have gotten so many bites and the conversation has continued so long that it must be at least a 7.

The majority of people are fat because they are lazy and have no self control, being black is not a choice one can opt out of.
 
2014-04-24 09:38:01 AM
Gestational diabetes.  how does it work?
 
2014-04-24 09:38:33 AM

Teambaylagoon: "Fat people make fat babies"  Story at 11


Not necessarily. Mine were 10 & 9 pounds and I gained just a few pounds over their birth weights each time. I was a healthy weight (bordering on too thin) and has no gestational diabetes. Sometimes babies are just big and healthy.
 
2014-04-24 09:39:11 AM

selena gomez has an anus: Walker: selena gomez has an anus: and here come the anti-heavy bigots.

You sound fat.

Not at all.  Just aware of the bigotry those who carry extra pounds face on a daily basis.  It amazes me that there are still acceptable forms of bigotry in this nation.  The civil rights movement was half a century ago and this kind of crap still exists.  It is depressing.


there's extra pounds. And then there's extra peoples worth of weight.
 
2014-04-24 09:53:07 AM

selena gomez has an anus: And you have the advantage that many under-privileged minorities in this country don't...a choice.


A choice to or not to watch TV/?
That is laughable.

Or is it my choice to eat or not to over eat?
 
2014-04-24 10:00:21 AM

selena gomez has an anus: themanuf: The majority of people are fat because they are lazy and have no self control, being black is not a choice one can opt out of.

Incorrect.  Societal pressure is no small thing, and discounting it shows ignorance on your part.  You should educate yourself.  Thank you.


Ha, we all face various pressures everyday, in the end it still comes down to our own choices.  And if you actually believe the crap you are spewing, then you can't say society is both bigoted against fat people and at the same time pressures them to be fat.  This horrible bigotry, as you chose to call it, should pressure them into taking control of their lives and putting down the fork.
 
2014-04-24 10:07:50 AM

selena gomez has an anus: themanuf: The majority of people are fat because they are lazy and have no self control, being black is not a choice one can opt out of.

Incorrect.  Societal pressure is no small thing, and discounting it shows ignorance on your part.  You should educate yourself.  Thank you.


No, he's correct.

If fatties spent the same amount of time making good food decisions and exercising as they do blaming other people for their fatness, they wouldn't  be fatties.

Limit your calorie intake, take a walk, and quit your whining.

Being fit is awesome.  Farking is better, sleeping is better...just LIVING is better.

/can't STAND whining fatties
//hunkering down for the incoming fattie rage
 
2014-04-24 10:11:42 AM

selena gomez has an anus: themanuf: selena gomez has an anus: themanuf: The majority of people are fat because they are lazy and have no self control, being black is not a choice one can opt out of.

Incorrect.  Societal pressure is no small thing, and discounting it shows ignorance on your part.  You should educate yourself.  Thank you.

Ha, we all face various pressures everyday, in the end it still comes down to our own choices.  And if you actually believe the crap you are spewing, then you can't say society is both bigoted against fat people and at the same time pressures them to be fat.  This horrible bigotry, as you chose to call it, should pressure them into taking control of their lives and putting down the fork.

Because society has always shown to want whats best for minorities and underprivileged?  No, sorry.  Society has no interest in seeing these people succeed.  There is a reason why people of color, homosexuals and multi-gendered, the obese, the handicapped,  face an uphill battle daily to live a life on equal footing with the rest of society.  They are discriminated against by the bulk of society.  Society does not want to pressure them to make the right choices.  Society wants them to fail.  Bigotry is not a mirage.


i'd say fatties make up the bulk of society.

amidoingitrite?
 
2014-04-24 10:22:02 AM

selena gomez has an anus: themanuf: selena gomez has an anus: themanuf: The majority of people are fat because they are lazy and have no self control, being black is not a choice one can opt out of.

Incorrect.  Societal pressure is no small thing, and discounting it shows ignorance on your part.  You should educate yourself.  Thank you.

Ha, we all face various pressures everyday, in the end it still comes down to our own choices.  And if you actually believe the crap you are spewing, then you can't say society is both bigoted against fat people and at the same time pressures them to be fat.  This horrible bigotry, as you chose to call it, should pressure them into taking control of their lives and putting down the fork.

Because society has always shown to want whats best for minorities and underprivileged?  No, sorry.  Society has no interest in seeing these people succeed.  There is a reason why people of color, homosexuals and multi-gendered, the obese, the handicapped,  face an uphill battle daily to live a life on equal footing with the rest of society.  They are discriminated against by the bulk of society.  Society does not want to pressure them to make the right choices.  Society wants them to fail.  Bigotry is not a mirage.


And this has what to do with being fat?

Also -
people of color = not a choice
homosexual = not a choice
obese = nearly always a choice, and slowly but easily remedied
handicapped = not a choice

If I were any of those and had to deal with true bigotry, I would be pissed that you lump being fat in the same category.  Since I am not, I will just call you an idiot.
 
2014-04-24 10:24:03 AM

selena gomez has an anus: BigGrnEggGriller: selena gomez has an anus: themanuf: The majority of people are fat because they are lazy and have no self control, being black is not a choice one can opt out of.

Incorrect.  Societal pressure is no small thing, and discounting it shows ignorance on your part.  You should educate yourself.  Thank you.

No, he's correct.

If fatties spent the same amount of time making good food decisions and exercising as they do blaming other people for their fatness, they wouldn't  be fatties.

Limit your calorie intake, take a walk, and quit your whining.

Being fit is awesome.  Farking is better, sleeping is better...just LIVING is better.

/can't STAND whining fatties
//hunkering down for the incoming fattie rage

Your bigotry is obviously a sense of pride for you.  I probably don't blame you so much as I blame the people you were surrounded by while growing up.  But still, maybe try to educate yourself a bit before embarrassing yourself in public like this.  Have a good day.


And I blame the people YOU were surrounded by while growing up for teaching you that people suffering from an entirely preventable medical condition somehow deserve expensive special accommodations  and medical care (that I have to pay for) just because they can't choose salad over a Big Mac and feel that an evening walk is too much effort.
 
2014-04-24 10:39:53 AM

selena gomez has an anus: BigGrnEggGriller: people suffering from an entirely preventable medical condition

Your ignorance is showing.  I suspect you are probably at heart a good person, despite what you are showing here.  Please work on educating yourself a bit.  I think your family would probably respect your more if you do.  Thank you.


You're either an annoying troll or a deluded fattie.

/whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-04-24 10:47:12 AM

selena gomez has an anus: Try growing up in an environment where the tv is your babysitter.


So sorry. I had parents.
Responsible folk who made me go outside and play or do chores.
They didn't fark and forget.
They played an active role in making sure I didn't turn out to be a schlub.
Like so many others out there.
 
2014-04-24 10:50:38 AM
"....and maybe we can find a banana for your monkey"
 
2014-04-24 11:45:45 AM

ambercat: Teambaylagoon: "Fat people make fat babies"  Story at 11

Not always. I've seen some small to medium sized women push out some michelin man looking babies.


I knew a girl who was 4'10, just under 100 lbs soaking wet and had the most petite baby bump up until the end of her pregnancy. Then her FB photos came out of that kid on her chest in the delivery room and I was like "Okay, there's a toddler probably visiting her. Now where's babby?"
 
2014-04-24 11:59:29 AM

ambercat: vudukungfu: ambercat: Teambaylagoon: "Fat people make fat babies"  Story at 11

Not always. I've seen some small to medium sized women push out some michelin man looking babies.

Did they snap back though?
Most I have seen has spring loaded hips that popped open and then grew huge gunts like Sarge, in Sad Sack.

I still have to sleep tonight you know! But no, not always. One of the ladies I was thinking about is super into cross fit. Short, and somewhat slender. The only weight she carried when she was pregnant was right on her stomach, like she had a watermelon in there. After giving birth, she stayed in good shape. Her husband is a medium sized guy, also into cross fit and not heavy at all. I have no idea why their child is so freakishly large. I know his parents too and they're also not large people.


It's because they are healthy active people who have the knowledge and money to eat well during pregnancy and avoid alcohol, cigs, etc.

Overall, big babies are a good thing, being under-weight is a bigger problem.
 
2014-04-24 12:05:11 PM
Gestational diabetes and macrosomia are not "spiffy" lardmitter.
 
2014-04-24 12:35:57 PM

Langston: Thank goodness it was a C-section. Otherwise her vagina would have been the size of Grand Central Station


A vagina as big as a post office?
 
2014-04-24 12:47:11 PM

selena gomez has an anus: Walker: selena gomez has an anus: and here come the anti-heavy bigots.

You sound fat.

Not at all.  Just aware of the bigotry those who carry extra pounds face on a daily basis.  It amazes me that there are still acceptable forms of bigotry in this nation.  The civil rights movement was half a century ago and this kind of crap still exists.  It is depressing.


Lol being fat is a health issue and that impacts all of us because of ins premiums.

Fat should get the same ostracizing as smoking.
 
2014-04-24 01:37:41 PM

bulok: Gestational diabetes.  how does it work?


This.  The baby probably isn't some sort of future Incredible Hulk, it's more likely just a sugar sponge.
 
2014-04-24 01:59:12 PM
FTFA: "Fortunately things went well though. She delivered by C-section. Pregnancy otherwise uncomplicated. She didn't have diabetes or any other things that we associate with big babies. Fortunately mom and baby are doing well," Dr. Jennifer Kickham told the station."


So, they're overweight as you can tell by the bulges in their girth- they're also both close to 6 feet tall or over.

She also probably took her prenatal vitamins, and if she lost 40 pounds(common weight gain during pregnancy, though not recommended for already overweight people) would be in the healthy category of overweight(25-30 BMI is "Overweight"), rather than "obese" as she is probably categorized now.

So overall, all of the OMG! FATTY IS FAT FAT! poutrage on here is a bit over the top and makes Selena Gomez has an Anus look very sympathetic.

Could most people lose weight by caloric intake and moderate consistent exercise? Sure, but not Everyone is going to LOOK thin as a result of that.

And pre-judging based on someone's OUTER APPEARANCE is BIGOTRY/Prejudiced.

Watch "My 600 lb Life" documentary sometime. Even though she got herself there through bad choices, Even though she went through surgery to get it fixed, DESPITE dropping 200 lbs in 3 months, people were STILL Incoherently Rude to her at ALL times for being larger.

Like really? Those who ARE lazy and make bad choices?
Yeah, they farkING .ALREADY.  KNOW.
You don't need to point it out to them, and act like a fakring School Yard BULLY, or worse, a Condescending Asshole to try and convince them they need to do something for their health- they probably are already trying.

And wouldn't you feel like an asshole to think: "Hey, they might be restricted to 800 calories a day already. They might have to get ice cream for their Unsupporting Partner, and have to see it everyday, taunting them in the freezer." They don't need shiat from YOU about it.
 
2014-04-24 03:46:19 PM
SGHAA's account was created less than a month ago yet he/ she is dragging so many in his/her gigantic wake.
 
2014-04-24 04:05:52 PM

vudukungfu: selena gomez has an anus: The civil rights movement was half a century ago and this kind of crap still exists.

Yeah, they didn't choose to be fat.
They were born that way.


Well, that kid certainly was born a fattie. Ain't his fault.
 
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