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(NPR)   Officials fear that the nearly four million people traveling to witness the canonization of two popes at the Vatican will cripple the city's infrastructure. If only there were a supernatural force they could pray to and ask for good fortune   (npr.org) divider line 13
    More: Interesting, Vatican, infrastructure, officials, mana, John XXIII, tourist destination, tour manager, crowd controls  
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2014-04-24 10:37:49 AM  
3 votes:

Frank N Stein: Vado a Roma in agosto. Devo andare nel Vaticano (e altre luoghi di corso). Perché io sono Cattolico, vistando la città della papa e molto speciale per me.

/Che altre persone sul fark che parlano l'italiano?
//Il mio italiano è molto brutto


Large Half Pepperoni / half sausage, please, and a 2-liter coke.
2014-04-24 08:13:39 AM  
2 votes:
I hope they use a large enough powder charge...otherwise, it won't be much of a show.
2014-04-24 01:35:18 PM  
1 votes:
Alucard said it best.   http://youtu.be/SWynPcFRzWU?t=3m20s (Hellsing, violent, probably NSFW for violence and cartoon animation, it's Dracula vs. Nazis)

Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a woman, you must've started with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the nine year old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh right, generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God...all over his back.
2014-04-24 11:52:53 AM  
1 votes:

brimed03: Nuclear Wessel: /seriously no one posted this yet?

Gee, I guess you're the first hipster to visit the thread. Thanks for stopping by, don't get your handlebar mustache caught in the door on your way out.

/FSM is so 2013


Hey the headline was "A supernatural force", it did not specify which one.

genealogyreligion.net

/better?
2014-04-24 11:18:58 AM  
1 votes:

brimed03: /FSM is so 2013 2006

2014-04-24 11:09:38 AM  
1 votes:
www.hypebot.com

/seriously no one posted this yet?
2014-04-24 10:47:41 AM  
1 votes:

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Frank N Stein: Vado a Roma in agosto. Devo andare nel Vaticano (e altre luoghi di corso). Perché io sono Cattolico, vistando la città della papa e molto speciale per me.

/Che altre persone sul fark che parlano l'italiano?
//Il mio italiano è molto brutto

Large Half Pepperoni / half sausage, please, and a 2-liter coke.


Io ho lavorato negli ristoranti pizza. Non apprezzo il tuo razzismo.

/I'm also half Irish as well
//My dad teases that I'm "too drunk to steal"
2014-04-24 10:26:44 AM  
1 votes:
If only canonization meant they fire all of their sexually abusive priests out of a canon, the Catholic Church might regain some semblance of respectability.
2014-04-24 10:16:57 AM  
1 votes:
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Cannon?
2014-04-24 10:16:54 AM  
1 votes:
"You can pray for water all you want, but dig a well while you do."
2014-04-24 09:51:20 AM  
1 votes:
At least they won't be clogging up the sewer system with condoms.  Just a whole lot of jebus blood pee and jebus body poo.  .
2014-04-24 09:43:26 AM  
1 votes:
IBM? I hear they've been hacking away at traffic control engineering.
2014-04-24 08:05:16 AM  
1 votes:
Look, she's too busy to get involved in every petty daily concern.

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