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(Daily Mail)   Held by the TSA for 40 minutes and given a "intrusive physical body inspection" because you didn't want them to x-ray your breast-milk? That's a $75,000 legal settlement   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2014-04-24 12:00:19 AM
While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?
 
2014-04-24 12:06:50 AM

fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?


The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.
 
2014-04-24 12:15:13 AM

fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?


Just Googling around a bit the consensus seems to be that there's no danger from an X-ray to breast milk (whether in the bottle or the breast).  That being said, the TSA apparently does have a different procedure available, so if they didn't follow it, that falls on them.  The better way to handle it would be to just mandate that breast milk is scanned like everything else.
 
2014-04-24 12:29:29 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.


Well I guess it's a good thing the TSA gives you those scrotal inspections. Catch it early.
 
2014-04-24 01:02:25 AM
They are all idiots.
 
2014-04-24 01:20:08 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.


Could also turn into a breast milk based superhero, if I understand my comics right.
 
2014-04-24 01:47:32 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.


When i was breastfeeding and had overflow I would hand pump my milk and store it in glass bottles in the freezer. My doctor told me that micro waving would denature the milk.
F*ck the TSA.
 
2014-04-24 01:48:11 AM

serial_crusher: AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.

Could also turn into a breast milk based superhero, if I understand my comics right.


It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... SUCKLE-MAN!!!
 
2014-04-24 01:59:06 AM

JoieD'Zen: AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.

When i was breastfeeding and had overflow I would hand pump my milk and store it in glass bottles in the freezer. My doctor told me that micro waving would denature the milk.
F*ck the TSA.


Yeah, I see those TSA guys using the x-ray machines to reheat leftovers all the time.
 
2014-04-24 05:00:12 AM

TuteTibiImperes: The better way to handle it would be to just mandate that breast milk is scanned like everything else. execute every TSA employee, down to the janitors.


FTFY
 
2014-04-24 05:02:14 AM

fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?


0.tqn.com
 
2014-04-24 05:04:41 AM
To summarize: ignorance and stupidity from all involved cause strife.

/Did you know the only radiation that's green is visible light with a wavelength roughly between 495-570 nm?
 
2014-04-24 05:05:41 AM
It isn't surprising to anyone that the TSA idiots have no idea what their own guidelines are, we expect that, but I'm tired of people I pay acting like complete shiat heals at the drop of a hat.
 
2014-04-24 05:08:23 AM

To TSA:


FALKEN PUNCH!!!

 
2014-04-24 05:12:39 AM

JoieD'Zen: AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.

When i was breastfeeding and had overflow I would hand pump my milk and store it in glass bottles in the freezer. My doctor told me that micro waving would denature the milk.
F*ck the TSA.


Sure microwaves x-rays all of those... rays are all the same.

Bad rays...BAD!

/derp
 
2014-04-24 05:24:47 AM
This need more ...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-24 05:28:56 AM
The reassurances about revised training and rules were more important than the monetary compensation, she said.

Sure...
 
2014-04-24 05:46:41 AM
On the one hand, TSA.
On the other hand, Daily Mail.
I don't know who to not believe.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
 
2014-04-24 05:47:43 AM

fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?


www.chud.com
 
2014-04-24 05:51:19 AM

fusillade762: serial_crusher: AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.

Could also turn into a breast milk based superhero, if I understand my comics right.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... SUCKLE-MAN!!!


The exciting first appearance of THE LACTATOR!
 
2014-04-24 05:52:57 AM
Keep flying.
 
2014-04-24 06:08:01 AM
Without seeing pics of what her boobs looked like at the time, you can't really judge whether or not a pat down was warranted.
 
2014-04-24 06:14:27 AM
JoieD'Zen:

When i was breastfeeding and had overflow I would hand pump my milk and store it in glass bottles in the freezer. My doctor told me that micro waving would denature the milk.
F*ck the TSA.


The protein in eggs denature when you heat them, as well.

I'd advice you to never ingest heated eggs ever again.


/Protein is protein - the aminoacids stay the same and that is what the food gets broken down to before your intestines absorb them anyway...
/Feel free to educate the rest of the trailerpark about this.
 
2014-04-24 06:24:42 AM
She's being paid for x-rated breasts?

/Skimmed the headline
 
2014-04-24 06:27:43 AM

JoieD'Zen: My doctor told me that micro waving would denature the milk.


It will, but so will the stove, or anything else that makes it too hot -- it's not the method of energy application, it's the temperature.

For reference, the pasteurization process for commercial milk is specifically intended to denature proteins in (living things in) the milk. But temperatures for that process are closer to 72°C, rather than the 37°C you're shooting for with infant food.
 
2014-04-24 06:31:35 AM

mike_d85: fusillade762: serial_crusher: AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.

Could also turn into a breast milk based superhero, if I understand my comics right.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... SUCKLE-MAN!!!

The exciting first appearance of THE LACTATOR!


Subverting gender roles he appears THE MILK MAN
 
2014-04-24 06:31:55 AM
JoieD'Zen


Science!
 
2014-04-24 06:34:32 AM

Public Savant: Protein is protein - the aminoacids stay the same and that is what the food gets broken down to before your intestines absorb them anyway.


Yes. But frequently people expect their infants to get useful whole proteins from milk (e.g. antibodies). And of course non-protein things like vitamin C are subject to thermal degradation as well.

"Denatured" doesn't mean "toxic" but it can still be undesirable. On the bright side, it has nothing in particular to do with microwaves (or x-rays for that matter).
 
2014-04-24 06:35:26 AM
Good glad she won. These TSA bastards are nothing but poorly trained asshats who like to fark with people. I've been a victim of these people's retardation as well and I can imagine how pissed off shed have been. Plus x-raying milk? Gotta be something potentially hazardous about that, especially for a baby.
 
2014-04-24 06:36:22 AM

TuteTibiImperes: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

Just Googling around a bit the consensus seems to be that there's no danger from an X-ray to breast milk (whether in the bottle or the breast).  That being said, the TSA apparently does have a different procedure available, so if they didn't follow it, that falls on them.  The better way to handle it would be to just mandate that breast milk is scanned like everything else.


I found this on AZCentral:
The Health Psychics Society, which studies the effects of radiation, says that it's safe to bring bottles through the X-ray machines used in airports because the minute amounts of radiation from such things as airport scanners and medical diagnostic procedures do not harm breast milk.
http://getawaytips.azcentral.com/baby-milk-airport-xray-4228.html 

As long as the psychics approve it, I think we're in the clear.
 
2014-04-24 06:49:35 AM

moothemagiccow: TuteTibiImperes: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

Just Googling around a bit the consensus seems to be that there's no danger from an X-ray to breast milk (whether in the bottle or the breast).  That being said, the TSA apparently does have a different procedure available, so if they didn't follow it, that falls on them.  The better way to handle it would be to just mandate that breast milk is scanned like everything else.

I found this on AZCentral:
The Health Psychics Society, which studies the effects of radiation, says that it's safe to bring bottles through the X-ray machines used in airports because the minute amounts of radiation from such things as airport scanners and medical diagnostic procedures do not harm breast milk.
http://getawaytips.azcentral.com/baby-milk-airport-xray-4228.html
As long as the psychics approve it, I think we're in the clear.


I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad.
 
2014-04-24 06:56:37 AM
True story.

We just returned to CR from Vegas following step-daughter's wedding. We were going through the useless TSA routine (taking off shoes, putting shiat in bins) when one of those farking useless wastes of human life came up to me and said, very loudly "I SAID DON'T USE THOSE BINS. USE THESE!!!"

I told the puke stain that I hadn't heard him. To which he replied: "Oh, do you need a visual to help you figure it out?" and walked away.

When I finally got through and was able to collect my belongings, the worthless punkass piece of rubbish was standing at that location - doing nothing of any use to anyone on the planet, of course. My husband came up to me and asked if I was hanging in there okay.

And I responded (at the top of my lungs): "I'm doing GREAT, sweetheart. It thrills the shiat out of me to pay this COONT's salary."

That piece of shiat punkass nobody hung his empty head and walked away rather nervously.

Conclusion? They are all a bunch of worthless pieces of leeching fark, not fit to dust the shiat off of your shoes or mine. Farking hemorrhoids, the lot of them.

I farking despise the motherfarking TSA goons, the money this ridiculous theater costs and any shiatbag who supports what they do. Fark them. Fark ALL of them.
 
2014-04-24 07:00:12 AM

Dirty J1: Plus x-raying milk? Gotta be something potentially hazardous about that, especially for a baby.


There is, insofar as it upsets parents and thus causes stress for their children. Beyond that the evidence is pretty weak (outside of comic books).

/ Someday I'll be able to buy irradiated produce
 
2014-04-24 07:07:21 AM

Dirty J1: These TSA bastards are nothing but poorly trained asshats who like to fark with people.


I don't know, they seem to do a pretty good job of being asshats, so I'm thinking they're pretty well trained at that... It's just anything else they're useless for!
 
2014-04-24 07:32:50 AM

Public Savant: The protein in eggs denature when you heat them, as well.

I'd advice you to never ingest heated eggs ever again.


/Protein is protein - the aminoacids stay the same and that is what the food gets broken down to before your intestines absorb them anyway...
/Feel free to educate the rest of the trailerpark about this.


Excuse me? EXCUSE YOU! We prefer they are called "mobile homes."
 
2014-04-24 07:33:55 AM

fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?


Probably nothing.

But what does it accomplish? If she were trying to smuggle an explosive onto the plane an X-ray wouldn't catch it. They were ignoring their own policies and weren't doing anything useful to protect the public.
 
2014-04-24 07:35:29 AM
I cannot be leave the extent to which of you will stoop to new lows to mock a woman who only wanted to feed her child. Rather than squander your words on fleeting mockery, channel your voices for a cause. Obama will never be forced to change if outrageous behavior like this is not loudly challenged.Let the graven titties fly unmolested!
 
2014-04-24 07:41:19 AM

beakerxf: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

Probably nothing.

But what does it accomplish? If she were trying to smuggle an explosive onto the plane an X-ray wouldn't catch it. They were ignoring their own policies and weren't doing anything useful to protect the public.


Nothing. They were just farking with her because they wanted to. These maggots don't know their arses from record players.
 
2014-04-24 07:53:10 AM

fusillade762: mike_d85: fusillade762: serial_crusher: AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.

Could also turn into a breast milk based superhero, if I understand my comics right.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... SUCKLE-MAN!!!

The exciting first appearance of THE LACTATOR!

Subverting gender roles he appears THE MILK MAN


Is he going to fly?
 
2014-04-24 08:06:58 AM

serial_crusher: AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

The x-rays can degrade the quality of the proteins in the milk. If a mutation were to occur, you could end up causing your child to develop cancer.

The TSA causes cancer.

Could also turn into a breast milk based superhero, if I understand my comics right.


superitch.com
 
2014-04-24 08:11:39 AM

TuteTibiImperes: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

Just Googling around a bit the consensus seems to be that there's no danger from an X-ray to breast milk (whether in the bottle or the breast).  That being said, the TSA apparently does have a different procedure available, so if they didn't follow it, that falls on them.  The better way to handle it would be to just mandate that breast milk is scanned like everything else.


Although a relatively small amount of radiation compared to, say, Chernobyl, it is still radiation and will denature proteins.

The better question is why do we tolerate the TSA to exist when the only Americans who want them to exist are actually in the TSA?  I don't need to explain why this situation is ludicrous.  We all know it is.  I don't need to say they've never caught a terrorist.  We know they haven't.  I don't need to say they are worthless and a waste of money.  We know they are.
 
2014-04-24 08:20:17 AM

phenn: True story.

We just returned to CR from Vegas following step-daughter's wedding. We were going through the useless TSA routine (taking off shoes, putting shiat in bins) when one of those farking useless wastes of human life came up to me and said, very loudly "I SAID DON'T USE THOSE BINS. USE THESE!!!"

I told the puke stain that I hadn't heard him. To which he replied: "Oh, do you need a visual to help you figure it out?" and walked away.

When I finally got through and was able to collect my belongings, the worthless punkass piece of rubbish was standing at that location - doing nothing of any use to anyone on the planet, of course. My husband came up to me and asked if I was hanging in there okay.

And I responded (at the top of my lungs): "I'm doing GREAT, sweetheart. It thrills the shiat out of me to pay this COONT's salary."

That piece of shiat punkass nobody hung his empty head and walked away rather nervously.

Conclusion? They are all a bunch of worthless pieces of leeching fark, not fit to dust the shiat off of your shoes or mine. Farking hemorrhoids, the lot of them.

I farking despise the motherfarking TSA goons, the money this ridiculous theater costs and any shiatbag who supports what they do. Fark them. Fark ALL of them.


Don't hold back, how do you really feel?
 
2014-04-24 08:30:56 AM
I just drove 14 hours to Chicago rather than set foot in an airport or on a plane. 14 hours where I didn't get molested or Xrayed, I got to eat whatever and whenever I wanted, I packed as many bags as I wanted with no fees and took breaks whenever I wanted one. The music was great, too. Cost a lot less.

I will continue to avoid flying until the TSA is gone. Oh, it will never be gone? Sweet, then I never have to fly again!
 
2014-04-24 08:40:12 AM

snochick: Don't hold back, how do you really feel?


I know. I get rather snappy about it. I just hate being treated like a slave/criminal/chattel by a bunch of freeloading, fatass, cop-wanna-be, failures at life.

I once asked a sheriff at the airport why they don't just arrest the assholes for assault. He told me - straight up - it's because DHS gives their department lots of money and toys. That's it. He also acknowledged that they are not duly sworn law enforcement and what they do (or, more pointedly, HOW they do things) is likely illegal (in his eyes, anyway).

Made me just want to eat my own head.

I don't fly typically. Were it not the wedding of a close family member, I probably would have just stayed home.
 
2014-04-24 08:45:25 AM

fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?


Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Lady was birth hormone crazy. The total energy absorbed from those X-rays will not do anything. She should be more concerned about dragging children through a nasty airport & airplane.
 
2014-04-24 08:56:48 AM

GORDON: TuteTibiImperes: fusillade762: While I'm always fine with a good "TSA gets their comeuppance" story, in this case I have to ask: what's going to happen to breast milk if you x-ray it?

Just Googling around a bit the consensus seems to be that there's no danger from an X-ray to breast milk (whether in the bottle or the breast).  That being said, the TSA apparently does have a different procedure available, so if they didn't follow it, that falls on them.  The better way to handle it would be to just mandate that breast milk is scanned like everything else.

Although a relatively small amount of radiation compared to, say, Chernobyl, it is still radiation and will denature proteins.

The better question is why do we tolerate the TSA to exist when the only Americans who want them to exist are actually in the TSA?  I don't need to explain why this situation is ludicrous.  We all know it is.  I don't need to say they've never caught a terrorist.  We know they haven't.  I don't need to say they are worthless and a waste of money.  We know they are.


Yeah it's all just post 9-11 paranoia. I will admit that some of what they do since then to prevent weapons/bombs on planes has been effective, but alot of things they take too far, sometimes seemingly for their own amusement.
 
2014-04-24 09:21:05 AM
The eleventh of September certainly didn't help, but this has been a long time coming.  Check out George Carlin's You're All Diseased special (1999) if you haven't seen/listened to it yet.  He is one of many to call it well ahead of time.
 
2014-04-24 09:24:05 AM

Punk Rock Hippie: I just drove 14 hours to Chicago rather than set foot in an airport or on a plane. 14 hours where I didn't get molested or Xrayed, I got to eat whatever and whenever I wanted, I packed as many bags as I wanted with no fees and took breaks whenever I wanted one. The music was great, too. Cost a lot less.

I will continue to avoid flying until the TSA is gone. Oh, it will never be gone? Sweet, then I never have to fly again!


After my last trip....THIS!!!  My trips for the foreseeable future will be by car or train.  Used to love flying now it's just pure misery.
 
2014-04-24 09:33:33 AM

Missicat: Punk Rock Hippie: I just drove 14 hours to Chicago rather than set foot in an airport or on a plane. 14 hours where I didn't get molested or Xrayed, I got to eat whatever and whenever I wanted, I packed as many bags as I wanted with no fees and took breaks whenever I wanted one. The music was great, too. Cost a lot less.

I will continue to avoid flying until the TSA is gone. Oh, it will never be gone? Sweet, then I never have to fly again!

After my last trip....THIS!!!  My trips for the foreseeable future will be by car or train.  Used to love flying now it's just pure misery.


I would love to be able to say the same, but if work says that I need to travel from MD to TX for a week meetings and conferences, they aren't going to pony up the cash for hotel stays, rental car fees, extra meals, and gas to drive.  They're gonna tell me to get my ass on that airplane whether I like it or not.
 
2014-04-24 09:46:08 AM
Personally I am more outraged that this self important coont subjected her fellow travelers to her crotch fruit.
I use to have some sympathy for people traveling with kids until I was trapped in that metal tube with some one else's kid for 10+ hours while they were screaming or unhappy.
Its crazy to me that some how it became some social norm to just grin and excuse that bull crap. Oh, its OK, they are a baby.
Yea, they are a baby, but the parent should have known better.
Fark any one traveling with a kid under 2.

/Yup, bitter about it.
//Yup, its happened more than once.
///Don't hate kids, just hate self important people who don't value their fellow travelers.
 
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