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2014-04-23 11:46:43 PM  
This got green_?

It is only funny cause the guy is laughing.
 
2014-04-23 11:55:43 PM  
Dateline: Mooseknuckle, TX
 
2014-04-24 01:04:52 AM  
Hump....DAYYYYYYY
 
2014-04-24 03:03:38 AM  
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2014-04-24 03:05:38 AM  
She had better start wearing loose fitting pants around the neighborhood
 
2014-04-24 03:06:44 AM  
toeofthecamel.com
 
2014-04-24 03:19:54 AM  
cdn.lolzbook.com
 
Skr
2014-04-24 03:29:07 AM  
Moving into moose knuckle territory there.
 
2014-04-24 03:29:23 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: [cdn.lolzbook.com image 357x465]


Stay classy, Fayettenam.
 
2014-04-24 03:37:03 AM  
There was a camel toe thread .... some bicycle cancer ride or some such thing. One of the lead comments was "Mary is rocking the camel toe".... or thereabouts. That was an epic thread. I wish I had it bookmarked.
 
2014-04-24 03:44:42 AM  

Rhino_man: Danger Avoid Death: [cdn.lolzbook.com image 357x465]

Stay classy, Fayettenam.


It was fayettnam? And this is news somehow?

I'm likely to vomit in the next hour, I hope they have a crew ready.
 
2014-04-24 03:45:15 AM  
I laghed so hard I pooped
 
2014-04-24 03:56:58 AM  

thisisarepeat: Rhino_man: Danger Avoid Death: [cdn.lolzbook.com image 357x465]

Stay classy, Fayettenam.

It was fayettnam? And this is news somehow?

I'm likely to vomit in the next hour, I hope they have a crew ready.


I was commenting on the "Camel Tow" picture.  Says right on the truck that it was Fayetteville, NC.
 
2014-04-24 04:05:26 AM  
Toetally inappropriate
 
2014-04-24 04:12:28 AM  
 
2014-04-24 04:13:17 AM  

nosearchimi: This got green_?

It is only funny cause the guy is laughing.


It amused me. It may be that I am easily amused.
 
2014-04-24 04:17:55 AM  
gross!!!

*adjusts moose knuckle*
 
2014-04-24 04:19:39 AM  
Thats farking hilarious, you can take the girl out of fayettville but you cant get the fayettEvil out of the girl.  She's probably just finished running through all the guys in that house and needed that $25 crime stoppers check to get another rock.
 
2014-04-24 04:30:11 AM  

thisisarepeat: Thats farking hilarious, you can take the girl out of fayettville but you cant get the fayettEvil out of the girl.  She's probably just finished running through all the guys in that house and needed that $25 crime stoppers check to get another rock.


You got all of this from a shot of her yoga pants?
 
2014-04-24 04:32:08 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: thisisarepeat: Thats farking hilarious, you can take the girl out of fayettville but you cant get the fayettEvil out of the girl.  She's probably just finished running through all the guys in that house and needed that $25 crime stoppers check to get another rock.

You got all of this from a shot of her yoga pants?


maybe he's a connoisseur.
 
2014-04-24 04:38:50 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: thisisarepeat: Thats farking hilarious, you can take the girl out of fayettville but you cant get the fayettEvil out of the girl.  She's probably just finished running through all the guys in that house and needed that $25 crime stoppers check to get another rock.

You got all of this from a shot of her yoga pants?


I'm not supposed to be on here this late but the dipshiat night nurse is passed out as usual.
 
2014-04-24 04:39:18 AM  

powhound: There was a camel toe thread .... some bicycle cancer ride or some such thing. One of the lead comments was "Mary is rocking the camel toe".... or thereabouts. That was an epic thread. I wish I had it bookmarked.


Here ya go.
 
2014-04-24 04:42:57 AM  

GrailOfThunder: powhound: There was a camel toe thread .... some bicycle cancer ride or some such thing. One of the lead comments was "Mary is rocking the camel toe".... or thereabouts. That was an epic thread. I wish I had it bookmarked.

Here ya go.


You are awesome. Thank you!
 
2014-04-24 05:27:17 AM  
I hope her 'toe doesn't get her in a jam...

/camera man was a perv.
 
2014-04-24 05:53:53 AM  
If Texas ever gets its own Fark tag it will be primarily due to the Houston area.  Plenty of Florida-grade stupid and a preponderance of cameltoe.  I bet Mr. Wile E. Cameraman mused that he was a genius during the shoot.
 
2014-04-24 06:08:43 AM  

thisisarepeat: Cerebral Ballsy: thisisarepeat: Thats farking hilarious, you can take the girl out of fayettville but you cant get the fayettEvil out of the girl.  She's probably just finished running through all the guys in that house and needed that $25 crime stoppers check to get another rock.

You got all of this from a shot of her yoga pants?

I'm not supposed to be on here this late but the dipshiat night nurse is passed out as usual.


same boat dude, this prison hasn't figured out that I snuck in a cellphone yet
 
2014-04-24 06:20:23 AM  
The person on the street interview usually annoys me because it adds little to the segment being taped. Unfortunately for this lady who's directly involved with the story it adds too much. Who edits these news videos, an intern?
 
2014-04-24 06:28:28 AM  
Well, it's a pretty one.  No shame in that.  She's fit, seemingly clean.

*shrugs*
 
2014-04-24 06:48:22 AM  
Niiice... I'll be in my bunk...
 
2014-04-24 07:23:28 AM  
A possible consequence of wearing yoga pants without a thong underneath.  Plus there was an expensive brand that was somewhat see-through.
 
2014-04-24 07:48:36 AM  
More tarantula fangs than camle toe
 
2014-04-24 07:52:29 AM  
On another issue, why the fark is this girl a "hero" for calling the cops on some kids? I think that word is overused these days. Should be reserved for actual acts of bravery and selfless endangerment. Pulling people out of but in houses and such.
 
2014-04-24 08:07:56 AM  

wax_on: On another issue, why the fark is this girl a "hero" for calling the cops on some kids? I think that word is overused these days. Should be reserved for actual acts of bravery and selfless endangerment. Pulling people out of but in houses and such.


Every child is special.
 
2014-04-24 08:12:54 AM  

MemeSlave: wax_on: On another issue, why the fark is this girl a "hero" for calling the cops on some kids? I think that word is overused these days. Should be reserved for actual acts of bravery and selfless endangerment. Pulling people out of but in houses and such.

Every child is special.


They are even more special when they pull people out of butt.
 
2014-04-24 08:36:15 AM  

WTFDYW: MemeSlave: wax_on: On another issue, why the fark is this girl a "hero" for calling the cops on some kids? I think that word is overused these days. Should be reserved for actual acts of bravery and selfless endangerment. Pulling people out of but in houses and such.

Every child is special.

They are even more special when they pull people out of butt.


Takes bravery and talent
 
2014-04-24 08:42:36 AM  
Which part of this is supposed to be NSFW - the laughing? 'Cos I sure didn't see anything NSFW.
 
2014-04-24 08:43:40 AM  
Looks like the whole camel's in there to me.
 
2014-04-24 09:37:34 AM  

SubBass49: WTFDYW: MemeSlave: wax_on: On another issue, why the fark is this girl a "hero" for calling the cops on some kids? I think that word is overused these days. Should be reserved for actual acts of bravery and selfless endangerment. Pulling people out of but in houses and such.

Every child is special.

They are even more special when they pull people out of butt.

Takes bravery and talent


Very derriereing.
 
2014-04-24 09:38:43 AM  
I saw this when it aired live and thought, "I can't possibly be the only person who noticed." Nice work, Channel 2.
 
2014-04-24 09:39:58 AM  

pedobearapproved: thisisarepeat: Cerebral Ballsy: thisisarepeat: Thats farking hilarious, you can take the girl out of fayettville but you cant get the fayettEvil out of the girl.  She's probably just finished running through all the guys in that house and needed that $25 crime stoppers check to get another rock.

You got all of this from a shot of her yoga pants?

I'm not supposed to be on here this late but the dipshiat night nurse is passed out as usual.

same boat dude, this prison hasn't figured out that I snuck in a cellphone yet


I think I remember seeing on TV about some prison where inmates weren't allowed to have cell phones but for some legal reason they also weren't allowed to confiscate them from the ones that successfully got them inside
 
2014-04-24 09:58:31 AM  
I miss the ol' cameltoe.org website. Now it is some low rent pron site, but in its heyday it was good internet fun. I still miss the guys-who-look-like-kenny site and the mullet website too.
 
2014-04-24 09:58:33 AM  

ransack.: pedobearapproved: thisisarepeat: Cerebral Ballsy: thisisarepeat: Thats farking hilarious, you can take the girl out of fayettville but you cant get the fayettEvil out of the girl.  She's probably just finished running through all the guys in that house and needed that $25 crime stoppers check to get another rock.

You got all of this from a shot of her yoga pants?

I'm not supposed to be on here this late but the dipshiat night nurse is passed out as usual.

same boat dude, this prison hasn't figured out that I snuck in a cellphone yet

I think I remember seeing on TV about some prison where inmates weren't allowed to have cell phones but for some legal reason they also weren't allowed to confiscate them from the ones that successfully got them inside


A Bloods gang member here in Raleigh got ahold of a cellphone somehow while in prison and organized a kidnapping plot to get the prosecuter who sent him up. Turns out his homies ended up kidnapping her father by mistake. The dad is now home safe and they were able to round up all the hoodrats. No one can explain how the convict got the cellphone though
 
2014-04-24 09:59:07 AM  
hmmmimg.fark.net
 
2014-04-24 10:00:23 AM  
LOOK MOM! I"M ON TV!!!!!
 
2014-04-24 10:10:24 AM  

wax_on: On another issue, why the fark is this girl a "hero" for calling the cops on some kids? I think that word is overused these days. Should be reserved for actual acts of bravery and selfless endangerment. Pulling people out of but in houses and such.


Yeah, She didn't even shoot them multiple times, administer a coup de grace or anything...
 
2014-04-24 10:28:56 AM  
I would venture that that heroic camel toe feels very pleasant if you were to put something in it...
Toe like that often has alien face hugger type of suction...
Heroic Camel Toe, maybe not the calling of the cops, that was just being a good neighbor,
I applaud you an your heroic camel toe, ma'am.
Have a nice day.
 
2014-04-24 10:31:00 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-24 11:50:37 AM  

Onkel Buck: ransack.: pedobearapproved: thisisarepeat: Cerebral Ballsy: thisisarepeat: Thats farking hilarious, you can take the girl out of fayettville but you cant get the fayettEvil out of the girl.  She's probably just finished running through all the guys in that house and needed that $25 crime stoppers check to get another rock.

You got all of this from a shot of her yoga pants?

I'm not supposed to be on here this late but the dipshiat night nurse is passed out as usual.

same boat dude, this prison hasn't figured out that I snuck in a cellphone yet

I think I remember seeing on TV about some prison where inmates weren't allowed to have cell phones but for some legal reason they also weren't allowed to confiscate them from the ones that successfully got them inside

A Bloods gang member here in Raleigh got ahold of a cellphone somehow while in prison and organized a kidnapping plot to get the prosecuter who sent him up. Turns out his homies ended up kidnapping her father by mistake. The dad is now home safe and they were able to round up all the hoodrats. No one can explain how the convict got the cellphone though


I'd wager dollars to donuts he bought or extorted it from a guard. Probably the former, it would be easier.

Money talks in prison even more than it does on the outside.
 
2014-04-24 12:00:03 PM  

ransack.: Onkel Buck: ransack.: pedobearapproved: thisisarepeat: Cerebral Ballsy: thisisarepeat: Thats farking hilarious, you can take the girl out of fayettville but you cant get the fayettEvil out of the girl.  She's probably just finished running through all the guys in that house and needed that $25 crime stoppers check to get another rock.

You got all of this from a shot of her yoga pants?

I'm not supposed to be on here this late but the dipshiat night nurse is passed out as usual.

same boat dude, this prison hasn't figured out that I snuck in a cellphone yet

I think I remember seeing on TV about some prison where inmates weren't allowed to have cell phones but for some legal reason they also weren't allowed to confiscate them from the ones that successfully got them inside

A Bloods gang member here in Raleigh got ahold of a cellphone somehow while in prison and organized a kidnapping plot to get the prosecuter who sent him up. Turns out his homies ended up kidnapping her father by mistake. The dad is now home safe and they were able to round up all the hoodrats. No one can explain how the convict got the cellphone though

I'd wager dollars to donuts he bought or extorted it from a guard. Probably the former, it would be easier.

Money talks in prison even more than it does on the outside.


You're probably onto something there
 
2014-04-24 12:50:16 PM  
well, she is my new hero !!
 
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