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(Metro)   Woman spends $15,000 on surgery to look Photoshopped, and it works, you can tell by the pixels (w/before and after pics)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 63
    More: Spiffy, photo manipulation, uFluencer Group, natural response, photoshop  
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2014-04-24 12:57:55 AM
I thought it was another joke article, like the model with the arms Ellen had on. She looks like the stand-in for the lead woman from Last of The Mohicans.
 
2014-04-24 12:59:45 AM
"Ms Lavey, who's a talent manager for public relations company uFluencer Group, explained that she only became obsessed with her looks following the rise of social media. "

Right.   To the tune of 15,000 dollars?  I'm betting the obsession with her looks existed long before facebook.

I'd say what I really think about her, but the "C" word is probably filtered.
 
2014-04-24 01:03:27 AM
Hoping when I click the link there will be a pic of a woman with a lens flare on her face.
 
2014-04-24 01:05:13 AM
Meh, she did pretty well. Not extreme or anything. As long as she had 15k to spend without putting it on her credit card then more power to her.
 
2014-04-24 01:06:22 AM

Altoid: "Ms Lavey, who's a talent manager for public relations company uFluencer Group, explained that she only became obsessed with her looks following the rise of social media. "

Right.   To the tune of 15,000 dollars?  I'm betting the obsession with her looks existed long before facebook.

I'd say what I really think about her, but the "C" word is probably filtered.


I also find her to be cromulent.
 
2014-04-24 01:08:00 AM
' now claims to have the face she always thought she had. "

huh?
 
2014-04-24 01:08:12 AM
Looks about the same to me.
 
2014-04-24 01:08:17 AM

Altoid: "Ms Lavey, who's a talent manager for public relations company uFluencer Group, explained that she only became obsessed with her looks following the rise of social media. "

Right.   To the tune of 15,000 dollars?  I'm betting the obsession with her looks existed long before facebook.

I'd say what I really think about her, but the "C" word is probably filtered.

cromagnumesque

?
 
2014-04-24 01:11:53 AM

Altoid: "Ms Lavey, who's a talent manager for public relations company uFluencer Group, explained that she only became obsessed with her looks following the rise of social media. "

Right.   To the tune of 15,000 dollars?  I'm betting the obsession with her looks existed long before facebook.

I'd say what I really think about her, but the "C" word is probably filtered.


coont
 
2014-04-24 01:16:48 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Looks about the same to me.


Yeah, I'd rank the before and after picture the exact same number.
 
2014-04-24 01:21:59 AM
Well, at least she had a good surgeon. It looks like subtle things, but with the way people abuse plastic surgery it could have been way, way, worse.

/she'll be "addicted" with in a year and look like a shoe box with a nose in two years
 
2014-04-24 01:21:59 AM
I see no difference other than the tan.  $15,000 for a tan?

A fool and her money...
 
2014-04-24 01:22:26 AM
What she did is perfectly natural. Nature itself makes certain creatures appear photoshopped, though usually it does it to make them less visible: bigfoot, for example, is made to always appear blurry and out of focus.
 
2014-04-24 01:26:00 AM
So... you spent $15k to go from about a 5.... to about a 5 with a tan and thicker chin?
It's too bad you couldn't have spent that money fixing your brain instead.
 
2014-04-24 01:31:38 AM
OMG, I can't help but to... yawn.
 
2014-04-24 01:32:55 AM

capt.hollister: What she did is perfectly natural. Nature itself makes certain creatures appear photoshopped, though usually it does it to make them less visible: bigfoot, for example, is made to always appear blurry and out of focus.


Tacos. In my world Taco Bell tacos are always blurry.
 
2014-04-24 01:34:14 AM

The Gentleman Caller: I thought it was another joke article, like the model with the arms Ellen had on. She looks like the stand-in for the lead woman from Last of The Mohicans.


Mmmmm. Madeleine Stowe. She was also in 12 Monkeys. The movie, I mean. She wasn't actually in a dozen monkeys.
 
2014-04-24 01:43:05 AM

C18H27NO3: Hoping when I click the link there will be a pic of a woman with a lens flare on her face.


media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

Why, did this guy take the pictures?
 
2014-04-24 01:48:19 AM

Emposter: I see no difference other than the tan.  $15,000 for a tan?

A fool and her money...


Look really carefully at the nose; it's slightly convex in the before picture, and slightly concave in the after picture.

Seems like a waste of money to me, but it's her money to waste.
 
2014-04-24 01:51:07 AM

haterade: Altoid: "Ms Lavey, who's a talent manager for public relations company uFluencer Group, explained that she only became obsessed with her looks following the rise of social media. "

Right.   To the tune of 15,000 dollars?  I'm betting the obsession with her looks existed long before facebook.

I'd say what I really think about her, but the "C" word is probably filtered.

coont


We have a winner.
 
2014-04-24 01:53:30 AM

Danger Avoid Death: C18H27NO3: Hoping when I click the link there will be a pic of a woman with a lens flare on her face.

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 625x445]

Why, did this guy take the pictures?


Did JJ Abrams take that picture?
 
2014-04-24 01:57:26 AM

ThatDarkFellow: Well, at least she had a good surgeon. It looks like subtle things, but with the way people abuse plastic surgery it could have been way, way, worse.

/she'll be "addicted" with in a year and look like a shoe box with a nose in two years


I do think thats the more sinister side of this kind of surgery.  Once a slight improvement is observed (accurately or not) the compulsion sets in to continue the process.  There is no shortage of photographic evidence to highlight the results.
 
2014-04-24 02:07:27 AM
I thought this would be about that 'Barbie' woman who if you look closely at her pictures vs her videos you can tell they are clearly shooped.
 
2014-04-24 02:14:29 AM
After pic looks a bit like Natalie Imbruglia

www.apelzin.ru
 
2014-04-24 02:21:23 AM

you are a puppet: After pic looks a bit like Natalie Imbruglia

[www.apelzin.ru image 300x300]


I always wanted to see her lying naked on the floor.
 
2014-04-24 02:21:53 AM

Danger Avoid Death: C18H27NO3: Hoping when I click the link there will be a pic of a woman with a lens flare on her face.



Why, did this guy take the pictures?


Hadn't seen that one before. Well played.
 
2014-04-24 03:29:41 AM

you are a puppet: After pic looks a bit like Natalie Imbruglia

[www.apelzin.ru image 300x300]


Before pic looks like Emmy Rossum from 'Shameless'...

www.eonline.com

After pic just looks like they installed a biatchy resting face.
 
2014-04-24 04:43:37 AM
FTA: "...and this is a natural response due to..."

No. No it isn't. It isn't a natural response due to anything.
 
2014-04-24 04:47:16 AM
What a narcissistic society we're becoming.
 
2014-04-24 05:58:38 AM

JonnyBGoode: What a narcissistic society we're becoming.


Becoming? We've been narcissistic since, forever. People have been spending loads of money on surgery and other things to enhance themselves since it was invented who knows how long ago.
 
2014-04-24 06:12:06 AM
all that money and her knees are still too sharp!
 
2014-04-24 06:32:50 AM
She should've bought some earlobes.
 
2014-04-24 06:39:54 AM
Mildly attractive woman spends money she could have used to buy a car on surgery to make herself mildly attractive.

In other words... this woman is dumb.
 
2014-04-24 06:42:20 AM

strangeluck: JonnyBGoode: What a narcissistic society we're becoming.

Becoming? We've been narcissistic since, forever. People have been spending loads of money on surgery and other things to enhance themselves since it was invented who knows how long ago.


While this is true, the devotion to posting images of yourself, or your food, or sharing each and every brain fart you have via some form of social media, is new. People can't seem to stop showing off the most mundane things. I really do wonder what makes them think anyone is interested enough to watch in the first place. There seems to be so many narcissists there is no one left to be the audience.
 
2014-04-24 07:44:23 AM
'When you do see a picture of yourself hanging out, your instinct is, "oh I wish I were tanner or not wrinkled" or "wish this" and this is a natural response due to the culture we're gearing towards.'

Seldom does a woman say,
"when you do see a picture of yourself hanging out, your instinct is I wish I had sucked my gut in"
"when you do see a picture of yourself hanging out, your instinct is I wish I had stuck to my diet"
"when you do see a picture of yourself hanging out, your instinct is I wish I had worked out more"
"when you do see a picture of yourself hanging out, your instinct is I wish I wasn't so vain"
 
2014-04-24 07:55:50 AM
I may be missing something, but she looks the same before and after. Anyway, just look at those sharp knees.
 
2014-04-24 08:27:59 AM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-04-24 08:48:05 AM
This should turn into a Photoshop thread
 
2014-04-24 09:06:00 AM

browntimmy: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Looks about the same to me.

Yeah, I'd rank the before and after picture the exact same number.


Yeah, I mean, she looks "different", but, I wouldn't say any better or worse.   But, I guess she is "happy" with it, so, congrats to the surgeon who got paid.
 
2014-04-24 09:07:58 AM
I was much more impressed with the link to the South Korean plastic surgery patients who are having trouble getting back to their home countries because they don't look like their passport photo anymore.

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-24 09:16:07 AM
biatch, that's just called plastic surgery.
 
2014-04-24 09:25:40 AM

Nidiot: While this is true, the devotion to posting images of yourself, or your food, or sharing each and every brain fart you have via some form of social media, is new.


It's only new because the ability to do so is new. Take the technology back in time and you'll end up with the same result.
 
2014-04-24 09:29:55 AM
get a refund.
 
2014-04-24 09:49:58 AM
Why didn't she just spend 200 bucks on Photoshop instead?
 
2014-04-24 10:12:57 AM

Noticeably F.A.T.: Nidiot: While this is true, the devotion to posting images of yourself, or your food, or sharing each and every brain fart you have via some form of social media, is new.

It's only new because the ability to do so is new. Take the technology back in time and you'll end up with the same result.


You just made me think about Ancient Roman Facebook.  That would be hilarious stuff.
 
2014-04-24 10:22:28 AM

Fish in a Barrel: Noticeably F.A.T.: Nidiot: While this is true, the devotion to posting images of yourself, or your food, or sharing each and every brain fart you have via some form of social media, is new.

It's only new because the ability to do so is new. Take the technology back in time and you'll end up with the same result.

You just made me think about Ancient Roman Facebook.  That would be hilarious stuff.


Look up ancient Roman graffiti sometime. Remember one particular snippet where one tagger accused a collegue of being "a mediocre man."

/burn
//like Pompeii.
 
2014-04-24 10:25:40 AM
Why the hell is she standing on one leg when nobody will see, know or care?

This woman isn't just an attentionwhore. She owns and manages an attentionwhore brothel

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-24 10:33:06 AM

LoneWolf343: Fish in a Barrel: Noticeably F.A.T.: Nidiot: While this is true, the devotion to posting images of yourself, or your food, or sharing each and every brain fart you have via some form of social media, is new.

It's only new because the ability to do so is new. Take the technology back in time and you'll end up with the same result.

You just made me think about Ancient Roman Facebook.  That would be hilarious stuff.

Look up ancient Roman graffiti sometime. Remember one particular snippet where one tagger accused a collegue of being "a mediocre man."

/burn
//like Pompeii.


That's exactly why I think it would be great.  Roman graffiti was prolific and vulgar.  Given what they did with actual walls, I can only imagine their virtual walls would have been awesome.
 
2014-04-24 10:49:29 AM

Jovimon: She should've bought some earlobes.


Came to say this.
 
2014-04-24 11:01:57 AM
As crazy cosmetic surgeries go, this is pretty reasonable. She looks better but not too fake.
 
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