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(Fox News)   Pocono Mountain resort to hold first-ever beer festival. One catch: "Nudity is required at the beer festival area & in the pools and hot tub"   (foxnews.com) divider line 49
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2014-04-23 11:50:13 PM
Sometimes this works out differently than we'd like.
 
2014-04-23 11:55:06 PM
 the event "keeps on growing and growing!"

And this is precisely why I'm not too keen on public nudity.
 
2014-04-24 12:01:17 AM
So fat, drunk and naked IS a good way to go through life?
 
2014-04-24 12:05:29 AM
Something tells me the women on the flyer won't be attending.
 
2014-04-24 01:24:08 AM
I'm guessing this event will really put the sausage in "sausage fest."
 
2014-04-24 01:39:23 AM
Business at the beer goggle concession will no doubt be epic.
 
2014-04-24 01:45:51 AM
Palmerton is not exactly in the Poconos.
 
2014-04-24 01:47:07 AM
Heh... cocktail wieners

/watch me clear a space at the bar...
 
2014-04-24 04:39:09 AM
Submittard: "first-ever beer festival"

FTFA: This is the third year for the beer festival

I am disappoint.
 
2014-04-24 05:16:46 AM

AliceBToklasLives: the event "keeps on growing and growing!"

And this is precisely why I'm not too keen on public nudity.


Drink enough beer and should not be a problem.
 
2014-04-24 05:17:28 AM
Finally, an opportunity for whiskey dick to work in your favor!
 
Skr
2014-04-24 05:17:46 AM
Gas at that festival will be horrible by the end of the night. At least clothing usually acts a diffuser.
 
2014-04-24 05:27:06 AM
i.livescience.com

www.edenleefitness.com

i861.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-24 05:35:06 AM
Catch?
 
2014-04-24 05:36:03 AM
Question for the nudies: if you're not wearing clothes, you have no pockets. Where do you keep your wallet?
 
2014-04-24 05:36:26 AM

snarketyfarker: Catch?


I'm afraid of what you'll catch in the hot tub.
 
2014-04-24 05:49:20 AM
The problem is that beer enthusiasts are frequently the people you don't want to see naked.
 
2014-04-24 05:54:56 AM

hammettman: Question for the nudies: if you're not wearing clothes, you have no pockets. Where do you keep your wallet?


Typically that's all kept in a pouch on a strap around the neck. Alternatively, a purse.
 
2014-04-24 05:56:07 AM
What a beer enthusiast might look like:
i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-24 05:57:04 AM
Also:
i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-24 05:57:26 AM
Will there be an eyebleach stall? This is like  sci-fi/fantasy writers including farked up sex scenes to show how progressive/modern they are in hope of getting laid by some farked up slutty fan.
 
2014-04-24 06:14:17 AM

robohobo: Will there be an eyebleach stall? This is like  sci-fi/fantasy writers including farked up sex scenes to show how progressive/modern they are in hope of getting laid by some farked up slutty fan.





/I would imagine that 1. it will be a 90 percent 50 something overweight pervs and some same age cougars. Except not the kind of cougars you want to sleep with. You aren't seeing any of the girls in the ad.
 
2014-04-24 06:25:49 AM
Naturalists, huh. Fox News strikes again. They need to learn the difference between naturalist and naturist. Some really slopping writing in internet articles nowadays.
 
2014-04-24 06:29:59 AM
Poke a nose.
 
2014-04-24 07:06:19 AM
I don't think I could look at less than one-half of 1% of the general population naked without the need to vomit. Of course, I live in the Midwest, so your mileage may vary.
 
2014-04-24 07:11:45 AM
So where the hell am I gonna keep my drugs?
 
2014-04-24 07:16:38 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: robohobo: Will there be an eyebleach stall? This is like  sci-fi/fantasy writers including farked up sex scenes to show how progressive/modern they are in hope of getting laid by some farked up slutty fan.




/I would imagine that 1. it will be a 90 percent 50 something overweight pervs and some same age cougars. Except not the kind of cougars you want to sleep with. You aren't seeing any of the girls in the ad.


I'll tell you later.
 
2014-04-24 07:20:43 AM
Hammettman, nudists do have a few creative alternatives:First off, you could always wear a fanny packSecond, lots of nudists still wear shoes and socks while naked, so you can do the whole childhood money-in-sock trickThird, lots of nudist stores (yup, that's a thing - not where you can be naked, just catering to us) sell these little wrist pouches kinda like fanny packs for your arm. they're big enough to hold a key and a card.Finally, at a lot of resorts, security isn't a big concern because the population is small, so you can just leave your stuff in your unlocked car. not the case at a beer festival, i know/wish i could go
 
2014-04-24 07:27:59 AM
"That's not the keg tap, but don't stop trying."
 
2014-04-24 07:31:43 AM
All you have to bring
is your love of everything
beautiful mons pubis lodge
 
2014-04-24 07:34:18 AM

Cyberluddite: I'm guessing this event will really put the sausage in "sausage fest."


Had to laugh at that comment.
 
2014-04-24 07:48:28 AM

All Latest: What a beer enthusiast might look like:


Having weird thoughts and debates about yeast right now
 
2014-04-24 08:06:57 AM

Milo Minderbinder: I don't think I could look at less than one-half of 1% of the general population naked without the need to vomit. Of course, I live in the Midwest, so your mileage may vary.


So 0.5%?
Wait, were you told there'll be no math?
They lied.


For some reason I read the headline and the first thing I thought of was the guy with sunglasses and the HUGE cross on his chest(/belly).
 
2014-04-24 08:09:08 AM
Guh-ROSS!
 
2014-04-24 08:21:20 AM

All Latest: What a beer enthusiast might look like:
[i527.photobucket.com image 600x903]


I've never been quite so "enthused" about beer.
 
2014-04-24 08:38:56 AM
1. The people who you want to see naked are not nudists.
2. The people who are nudists are not the people you want to see naked.
 
2014-04-24 08:44:22 AM
Have they BEEN to the Poconos?
All I see there are 4 Lake communities where the New Yorkers come to retire, and really ancient farmers wearing baseball caps and filthy flannel coats in the middle of summer, all bent over and groaning things about Obama at the Weis market.

The only women in the area are either retired schoolteachers from New York, home on disability for Plump Leg OR they are realtors in their 50s with 80's hair.

Well, I guess there's someone for everyone...
 
2014-04-24 08:58:56 AM
ITT: People who have never been to a nudist colony.

As a member at Sunny Rest, we'd like to thank you for your continued absence.
 
2014-04-24 09:10:17 AM

viciousbackyardkiller: Naturalists, huh. Fox News strikes again. They need to learn the difference between naturalist and naturist. Some really slopping writing in internet articles nowadays.


was that highlighted part intentional? or an ironic accident?
 
2014-04-24 09:17:31 AM

Alien Robot: 1. The people who you want to see naked are not nudists.
2. The people who are nudists are not the people you want to see naked.


*sigh*
every single time we have a nudist-related thread, this is said.

this saturday i will be "running" (in "" because i've actually had old ladies walk past me as i "run", but hey, i do what i can) a 5k at wildwood naturist resort in decatur, tx. the crowd will span the entire spectrum of age, race, and appearance. and guess what...NO ONE is there to care about whether someone looks hot or not, aside from those who are already in relationships with each other (or potentially in relationships...i know 2 folks who have begun dating since the last time i went there)

gunsmack: ITT: People who have never been to a nudist colony.

As a member at Sunny Rest, we'd like to thank you for your continued absence.


yep, this
 
2014-04-24 09:47:53 AM

gunsmack: ITT: People who have never been to a nudist colony.

As a member at Sunny Rest, we'd like to thank you for your continued absence.


Pretty much.  Admittedly, I'd love for people who have an open mind to go to a nudist resort and see how utterly fail their assumptions about it are, but it does take a special kind of introspection to see that the problem with not being accepting of others' bodies is in our own heads and related to our messed up beliefs about sex.
 
2014-04-24 11:26:15 AM

hammettman: Question for the nudies: if you're not wearing clothes, you have no pockets. Where do you keep your wallet?


I remember a few years back at a nudist resort, the bartender at the pool wanted to hold my ID so I wouldn't drink and dash.  I gave her my Concealed Carry Permit.  Later, as I was cashing out she figured out why I gave that ID.  "Can't carry concealed here, can you."
 
2014-04-24 11:37:05 AM
This pretty much describes most nights I've been drinking.  :\
 
2014-04-24 12:48:39 PM

All Latest: What a beer enthusiast might look like:
[i527.photobucket.com image 600x903]

What a bare beer enthusiast might look like


FIFY
 
2014-04-24 01:59:33 PM
Sounds like 300 dudes and 7 women. 5 of those women will be employees.
//naked lifeguard at the pool could be fun
 
2014-04-24 02:27:33 PM

bungle_jr: viciousbackyardkiller: Naturalists, huh. Fox News strikes again. They need to learn the difference between naturalist and naturist. Some really slopping writing in internet articles nowadays.

was that highlighted part intentional? or an ironic accident?


Stupid iphone.
 
2014-04-24 03:36:13 PM

viciousbackyardkiller: bungle_jr: viciousbackyardkiller: Naturalists, huh. Fox News strikes again. They need to learn the difference between naturalist and naturist. Some really slopping writing in internet articles nowadays.

was that highlighted part intentional? or an ironic accident?

Stupid iphone.


;)
 
2014-04-25 10:33:21 AM
"First-ever"?    FTFA this is the third annual event.
 
2014-04-25 04:07:00 PM
I require the type of nude event that is sexual in nature, because if I go it would be to see people in the nude in a sexaul way and not to just be nude.
 
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