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(The Onion)   Activists release horrifying video showing how meat products are eaten   (theonion.com) divider line 45
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2014-04-24 02:18:24 AM
Horrifying.

Absolutely horrifying.

I think I saw someone put ketchup on a steak....
 
2014-04-24 04:04:28 AM

meat0918: Horrifying.

Absolutely horrifying.

I think I saw someone put ketchup on a steak....


THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
 
2014-04-24 04:04:51 AM
Maaaaannn, I'm stuck at work with no food and now I have to look at this!!!???
 
2014-04-24 04:08:42 AM
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2014-04-24 04:10:33 AM

meat0918: Horrifying.

Absolutely horrifying.

I think I saw someone put ketchup on a steak....


Ewwww steak!
 
2014-04-24 04:12:29 AM
I've seen more horrifying video watching paint dry. This is a non-story.
 
2014-04-24 04:13:22 AM

diaphoresis: I've seen more horrifying video watching paint dry. This is a non-story.


Here, have some Onion rings.
 
2014-04-24 04:14:55 AM
FFS The Onion? what do you think the SATIRE tag is for, subby?
 
2014-04-24 04:15:41 AM
Is The Onion still a thing? Do they still have that black guy offering breakfast? The stoner guy with the hat? The fat chick with glasses...who was something?

/lulz, activists.
 
2014-04-24 04:19:08 AM
the comments on YouTube has some vegan lady upset that it was a joke video. because obesity or something.
 
2014-04-24 04:19:44 AM

diaphoresis: I've seen more horrifying video watching paint dry. This is a non-story.


*points and laughs*
 
2014-04-24 04:25:09 AM

log_jammin: the comments on YouTube has some vegan lady upset that it was a joke video. because obesity or something.


I've known plenty of fat vegetarians, and only a few healthy vegetarians. I've never met a healthy vegan.
 
2014-04-24 04:27:02 AM

robohobo: log_jammin: the comments on YouTube has some vegan lady upset that it was a joke video. because obesity or something.

I've known plenty of fat vegetarians, and only a few healthy vegetarians. I've never met a healthy vegan.


Vegans write the worst poetry in the universe.
 
2014-04-24 04:27:51 AM
Oh, wait, that was Vogons. I always get those two mixed up.
 
2014-04-24 04:29:26 AM

robohobo: log_jammin: the comments on YouTube has some vegan lady upset that it was a joke video. because obesity or something.

I've known plenty of fat vegetarians, and only a few healthy vegetarians. I've never met a healthy vegan.


YMMV. The only vegan I know I know personally is a 33-year-old mom who'd make you think about going vegan if you thought you had a chance.
 
Skr
2014-04-24 04:30:38 AM
Bit into a nice bit o cartilage in my McDonalds Cheese Burger the other day. While perhaps neither horrifying nor meat, it was rather unpleasant.


/at least I hope it was cartilage
 
2014-04-24 04:40:39 AM

chrylis: robohobo: log_jammin: the comments on YouTube has some vegan lady upset that it was a joke video. because obesity or something.

I've known plenty of fat vegetarians, and only a few healthy vegetarians. I've never met a healthy vegan.

YMMV. The only vegan I know I know personally is a 33-year-old mom who'd make you think about going vegan if you thought you had a chance.


Was with a pair of veggie sisters for awhile. I totally snuck meat, though. Eating with them was a pain, since most vegetables and I do not get along. As in blech. Eating dessert made up for it, though.
 
2014-04-24 04:45:09 AM

Danger Avoid Death: robohobo: log_jammin: the comments on YouTube has some vegan lady upset that it was a joke video. because obesity or something.

I've known plenty of fat vegetarians, and only a few healthy vegetarians. I've never met a healthy vegan.

Vegans write the worst poetry in the universe.


Ode to a lump of green putty I found in my armpit on a midsummer's eve
 
2014-04-24 04:46:30 AM
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2014-04-24 04:48:54 AM

Munchkin City Coroner: [static4.businessinsider.com image 384x288]


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2014-04-24 04:50:58 AM

Munchkin City Coroner:


Sigh, unzips, fap fap fap.
 
2014-04-24 04:53:33 AM
 
2014-04-24 05:14:56 AM
i got your meat right here.
 
2014-04-24 05:16:01 AM
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slackers...
 
2014-04-24 05:20:07 AM
I never think the onion is very funny, but this got me to crack a smile.
 
2014-04-24 06:06:44 AM

robohobo: Was with a pair of veggie sisters for awhile. [...]


Was it, like, "okay, I'll date you and tolerate your weirdness, but only if you throw in your sister!" ?
 
2014-04-24 06:16:34 AM

Twinkles: robohobo: Was with a pair of veggie sisters for awhile. [...]

Was it, like, "okay, I'll date you and tolerate your weirdness, but only if you throw in your sister!" ?


No. shiat was farked up. More like "We're a set and you have to take both of us." I was in love with one,and  still, 15 year later, she's the great white buffalo. She was 10 years older, the sister was 5 years older.
 
2014-04-24 06:39:06 AM

robohobo: log_jammin: the comments on YouTube has some vegan lady upset that it was a joke video. because obesity or something.

I've known plenty of fat vegetarians, and only a few healthy vegetarians. I've never met a healthy vegan.


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just because they keep breaking him, doesn't mean he's not healthy...
 
2014-04-24 06:42:59 AM
What a bunch of hippy vegan retards. Of course eating isn't really glamorous, because its farking eating! Its not meant to be a proper, refined, manner filled action, its what we do to live. People have been doing it since long before you were a stain in you mammas' panties and will continue long after your decaying body turns to dust. News flash for the vegan/vegetarian/animal loving hippies: you don't like meat then don't eat it. No ones forcing you. Leave those of us that enjoy meat alone and go fark yourselves.
 
2014-04-24 06:44:04 AM
The Onion is not as funny as it used to be. :P
 
2014-04-24 06:57:09 AM
Far funnier than the Onion is the reactions of people who don't get it.  These threads never fail to deliver over and over again.
 
2014-04-24 07:09:30 AM
That was worse than the images of the infamous "Why Vegan?" pamphlet! (NSFW, NSWL).

/The worst part about it, is that they juxtapose images of slaughterhouse conditions with tofurkey.
 
2014-04-24 07:11:32 AM

robohobo: Is The Onion still a thing? Do they still have that black guy offering breakfast? The stoner guy with the hat? The fat chick with glasses...who was something?

/lulz, activists.


Don't forget the Accountant gangster and the zombie newspaperman.

/hey, are Red Meat comics still around?
//damn, the Onion was awesome!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-24 07:23:58 AM
I think I saw someone put ketchup on a steak....

I was having dinner with friends, including one who was unfamiliar with Deuteronomy 14:21.(*) Her steak came out with a little butter on it. Her reaction was, OMG you can DO that? She started piling a big mound of butter. She never was good at diets.

(*) That and Exodus 34:26 are the source of the Jewish prohibition on combining meat with dairy.
 
2014-04-24 07:30:36 AM

pnkgtr: Relevant -  http://literallyunbelievable.org/


Half of these people are morons, the other half probably have Asperger Syndrome.
 
2014-04-24 07:31:18 AM

Munchkin City Coroner: [static4.businessinsider.com image 384x288]


I came.
 
2014-04-24 07:43:12 AM

robohobo: log_jammin: the comments on YouTube has some vegan lady upset that it was a joke video. because obesity or something.

I've known plenty of fat vegetarians, and only a few healthy vegetarians. I've never met a healthy vegan.


I have. She's a self-righteous biatch, though.

/we, she does have some kind of degenerative disorder, but I doubt that is related to her diet.
 
2014-04-24 07:45:42 AM

danielscissorhands: The Onion is not as funny as it used to be. :P


That's because reality keeps getting more and more ridiculous, making it hard for them to do their thing. Go through their archive and see how many of their parody articles keep actually happening.
 
2014-04-24 08:59:28 AM
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2014-04-24 09:23:03 AM
So I am curious how are vegetables eaten differntly?
 
2014-04-24 09:30:02 AM
Every vegan I know is grumpy. I wonder if that's a side effect. My sister was nice and fun, and then she became a vegan b/c she felt animal products were unhealthy; and now she's a complete biatch. My best friend was a total douche nozzle and wretch for the 2 years she was a vegan, but now she's not one and she's the cool, mellow best friend Iike before the vegan years.
 
2014-04-24 09:39:42 AM

ZAZ: I think I saw someone put ketchup on a steak....

I was having dinner with friends, including one who was unfamiliar with Deuteronomy 14:21.(*) Her steak came out with a little butter on it. Her reaction was, OMG you can DO that? She started piling a big mound of butter. She never was good at diets.


Idiot.  There's a big difference between the compound butter that comes with the steak and the butter you put on your bread.

Ketchup or any condiment on a steak is an abomination and an insult to the chef.
 
2014-04-24 11:50:50 AM

Dirty J1: What a bunch of hippy vegan retards. Of course eating isn't really glamorous, because its farking eating! Its not meant to be a proper, refined, manner filled action, its what we do to live. People have been doing it since long before you were a stain in you mammas' panties and will continue long after your decaying body turns to dust. News flash for the vegan/vegetarian/animal loving hippies: you don't like meat then don't eat it. No ones forcing you. Leave those of us that enjoy meat alone and go fark yourselves.


Doctor: This man is suffering from a very horrible, yet common disease.....

Nurse: What? What is it?

Doctor: He has a 7 foot stick up his ass and he hates Onion rings.

Nurse: My god.....
 
2014-04-24 04:19:55 PM
Damn you, Subby.  I did not need to see that.

/Because now I'm hungry.
 
2014-04-24 10:28:21 PM

asquian: danielscissorhands: The Onion is not as funny as it used to be. :P

That's because reality keeps getting more and more ridiculous, making it hard for them to do their thing. Go through their archive and see how many of their parody articles keep actually happening.


Poe's law in action.
 
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