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(Sioux City Journal)   This just proves that PETA members are just a bunch of turkeys   (siouxcityjournal.com) divider line 9
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2014-04-24 06:42:49 AM  
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Just a reminder to everyone that if meat is murder, vegetarianism is even worse, because at minimum it commits the same sins while being hypocritically righteously indignant:

1. Vegetarianism literally also kills a similar to greater number of animals.  Preferring vegetables for "moral reasons" is tantamount to saying that it's morally acceptable to murder one thing over another because it's not as  cute.

2. Many species would go extinct without their use in agriculture, so vegetarianism and especially veganism (which kills off the ckickens and milk cows too) is tantamount to intentional genocide:

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3. Plants have an electrochemical stimulus response to damage that responds to anesthesia.  I.e. they  feel pain.  You MONSTER.

// No, I'm not entirely serious.  Have you  seen PETA?  Anyone that treats their arguments even remotely seriously clearly isn't paying attention.
2014-04-24 05:21:10 AM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think we should test this theory by dropping them from a hovering helicopter


As God is my witness, I came in here to say that
2014-04-24 12:50:02 PM  
1 votes:
If I were a Texas cattle rancher, I'd brand my animals with the PETA logo. I'd breed cows, pigs, and chickens and sell PETA brand hot dogs. My supply chain would be tightly integrated, monitored and documented and there'd be a tag on the package you could scan with your smartphone and see baby pictures of the individual animals in your sausages.

I'd also donate 25% of my profits to PETA just for the satisfaction of getting the voided check returned with a letter from them telling me they don't want my blood money. And if they did ever cash the check, BOY HOWDY! Would that be a riot!
2014-04-24 11:46:20 AM  
1 votes:

SpinStopper: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x772]

I grew up on a ranch in Montana, and there were a bunch of wild turkeys.  And, if memory serves, the normal state of wild turkeys is one of abject terror.  I remember them panicking and trampling each other because a jet airliner flew over at about 30,000 feet.  Hell, a cloud could cross the sun, and they'd go nuts ;)


Holy shiat that's hilarious! No wonder PETA loves them so much! Takes a turkey to know a turkey

/I'll go home now....
2014-04-24 07:09:07 AM  
1 votes:
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

I grew up on a ranch in Montana, and there were a bunch of wild turkeys.  And, if memory serves, the normal state of wild turkeys is one of abject terror.  I remember them panicking and trampling each other because a jet airliner flew over at about 30,000 feet.  Hell, a cloud could cross the sun, and they'd go nuts ;)
2014-04-24 06:28:40 AM  
1 votes:
It should be more like PETAW-People for the Ethical Treatment of Attention Whores


/AmIRight?
//Wukka wukka wukka
2014-04-24 03:14:00 AM  
1 votes:
PETA - The association cute girls join to state they do not like meat in their mouths but are not quite lesbian.
2014-04-24 02:00:36 AM  
1 votes:
I think we should test this theory by dropping them from a hovering helicopter
2014-04-24 12:06:36 AM  
1 votes:
Ah, here we go. From February (different city, though).

PETA wants monument honoring chickens killed in Gainesville truck wreck

Is it too much to ask them to get a little more creative with their attention whoring?
 
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