MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think we should test this theory by dropping them from a hovering helicopter
SpinStopper: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x772]I grew up on a ranch in Montana, and there were a bunch of wild turkeys. And, if memory serves, the normal state of wild turkeys is one of abject terror. I remember them panicking and trampling each other because a jet airliner flew over at about 30,000 feet. Hell, a cloud could cross the sun, and they'd go nuts ;)
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