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(TMZ)   Joan Rivers says the two women held as sex slaves in Ohio should lighten up and not complain. "They got to live rent free for more than a decade"   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2014-04-23 07:37:37 PM  
Jesus Christ what an ignorant biatch.
 
2014-04-23 07:45:41 PM  
Joan Rivers has been dead for twenty years, but her soul is locked inside the slowly decaying vessel by a twisted confluence of dark magic, self importance, and ignorance.

We must educate the Rivers-Lich so her soul - and humanity - can be free. I have this book we can use. It's wrapped around a lead pipe.
 
2014-04-23 08:01:47 PM  
Newsflash:  Old people say inappropriate things.
 
2014-04-23 08:06:01 PM  
I get it, she's supposed to be some kind of comedienne, and being a shocking type of jackass gets you noticed. She gets to say this crap.

Doesn't mean she isn't an asshole.
 
2014-04-23 08:07:58 PM  
I'm sorry, did I go to sleep and wake up in a land where the denizens of this site don't make inappropriate cracks about tragic events?
 
2014-04-23 08:08:28 PM  

Cagey B: I'm sorry, did I go to sleep and wake up in a land where the denizens of this site don't make inappropriate cracks about tragic events?


No one listens to us being assholes.
 
2014-04-23 08:15:19 PM  
I wonder what she would say if it was her daughter that was locked away for 10 years "rent free"?
 
2014-04-23 08:16:35 PM  
Eh, if you're getting offended by Joan Rivers, you obviously know nothing of her humor and are missing the point. Can't stand 90% of her stuff, but her newest book was farking hilarious.
 
2014-04-23 08:16:38 PM  
I know Joan Rivers wanted us to remember that she was once a comedian, but I don't think she expected us to be shaking our heads with regret when we did.
 
2014-04-23 08:17:26 PM  
This is completely in line with the kind of humor she has been doing for 50 years.
 
2014-04-23 08:17:42 PM  
It wasn't rent-free - there was a quim pro quo

/aisle seat, please
 
2014-04-23 08:18:44 PM  
That sounds like the hilarious Joan Rivers I know.
 
2014-04-23 08:19:11 PM  
Oh please, have you read most comment sections on Fark?  People make bad jokes here all the time.

/lighten up.......
 
2014-04-23 08:19:19 PM  
Ha ha, Joan, check it out, Jews are too cheap to pay rent! Freeloaders!

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2014-04-23 08:20:58 PM  
she is just jealous, only way she ever gets laid again is dredlock rape-rape
 
2014-04-23 08:22:50 PM  

jaytkay: Ha ha, Joan, check it out, Jews are too cheap to pay rent! Freeloaders!

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 557x391]


She does holocaust jokes too, but she is Jewish, so I guess she's allowed.  This is just in line with her usual schitck.
 
2014-04-23 08:24:46 PM  
Joan is a major dumbass for doubling down on her comments.  The women should have just let the original joke go.  No reason to stoke the fire.  For those who didn't read TFA, it wasn't nearly as bad as the headline and other doubling down stuff.
 
2014-04-23 08:25:32 PM  

Cagey B: I'm sorry, did I go to sleep and wake up in a land where the denizens of this site don't make inappropriate cracks about tragic events?


Go on...

As for Joan Rivers, my understanding is that when the levee breaks, they just get her to dip that desiccated snatch of hers into the waters. Bingo: Vegas.
 
2014-04-23 08:26:08 PM  

Johnson: I wonder what she would say if it was her daughter that was locked away for 10 years "rent free"?


"Is there a mini-series in this?"
 
2014-04-23 08:26:20 PM  

mephisto_kur: This is completely in line with the kind of humor she has been doing for 500 years.


FTFY
 
2014-04-23 08:27:14 PM  
I would pay real money to see one of those two women haul back and plaster Joan Rivers into next year.

/and then sign the petition requesting a pardon for the "crime" is she was charged.
 
2014-04-23 08:27:41 PM  
Comedian tells joke. More at eleven.
 
2014-04-23 08:28:05 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Newsflash:  Old people say inappropriate things.


Geez, every old person in my extended family who was once restrained and sensitive in their comments is now uncaring.

{the following said loudly and inappropriately at Holiday dinner table}

Nana:  "Lauren [grand-niece] has put on a lot of weight since last year"  (*cringe*)

Uncle Kelly:  "I actually feel bad for Obama. He'll either resign or be impeached this year." (*cringe*)

Aunt Ruby:  "What's wrong with this turkey?!?"  (*cringe*)

Aunt Dorothy:  "Why doesn't Mary Ann [younger niece] have any kids of her own yet?!"  (*cringe*)

etc., etc.
 
2014-04-23 08:28:13 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: jaytkay: Ha ha, Joan, check it out, Jews are too cheap to pay rent! Freeloaders!

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 557x391]

She does holocaust jokes too, but she is Jewish, so I guess she's allowed.  This is just in line with her usual schitck.


Oh, my.

Fair enough. She's an equal opportunity insulter.
 
2014-04-23 08:28:43 PM  
you're shocked? you sound young. very young.
 
2014-04-23 08:30:25 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Eh, if you're getting offended by Joan Rivers, you obviously know nothing of her humor and are missing the point. Can't stand 90% of her stuff, but her newest book was farking hilarious.


That. And there's a reason she was one of Carson's most frequent and watched guest when that really put one in the top echelon of entertainers: she is adults only without working blue.
 
2014-04-23 08:32:42 PM  
Comedy done at the expense of the powerful is funny.

Comedy done at the expense of those who are powerless is not funny.

Comedy done by conservatives doesn't exist.
 
2014-04-23 08:35:51 PM  
i liked it.
 
2014-04-23 08:36:42 PM  
Just her usual schitck. However, her usual schitck is getting very old.

/To bad you can't perform plastic surgery on a soul, you haggard old biatch.
 
2014-04-23 08:39:22 PM  
Guess Elvis finally got his way out.

/and made it into MJF
//zing!
 
2014-04-23 08:40:46 PM  
This just in: Joan Rivers still Joan Rivers. Details at 11:00.
 
2014-04-23 08:41:42 PM  

Jizz Master Zero: Just her usual schitck. However, her usual schitck is getting very old.

/To bad you can't perform plastic surgery on a soul, you haggard old biatch.


I don't know, lots of younger comics make the same jokes and everyone eats it up.
 
2014-04-23 08:43:07 PM  
No wonder Edgar committed suicide.
 
2014-04-23 08:43:38 PM  

R.A.Danny: I get it, she's supposed to be some kind of comedienne, and being a shocking type of jackass gets you noticed. She gets to say this crap.

Doesn't mean she isn't an asshole.


uh.. yeah. She -is- a comic.  And if Louis CK or Eddie Murphy had said it, you'd be laughing.
 
2014-04-23 08:45:37 PM  
She was pretty funny in that episode pof Louie. And I've read worse comments on this board than what Joan said about those two women. As a matter of fact there are a lot of hateful Farkers out there. Thank heaven there is an Ignore list for use.
 
2014-04-23 08:47:29 PM  
Families of murder victims shouldn't complain, I mean the dead don't have to pay taxes right?
 
2014-04-23 08:49:17 PM  
If she only added something related to Asians in that joke she'd get more support from White America. And Fark.

/I'm going for the 10/10!!
 
2014-04-23 08:55:19 PM  

ekdikeo4: R.A.Danny: I get it, she's supposed to be some kind of comedienne, and being a shocking type of jackass gets you noticed. She gets to say this crap.

Doesn't mean she isn't an asshole.

uh.. yeah. She -is- a comic.  And if Louis CK or Eddie Murphy had said it, you'd be laughing.


But, the problem is- Louis CK is actually funny. Joan Rivers isn't funny at all. Louis CK even talked about date rape and "WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN!?!"

LINK for actual joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU
 
2014-04-23 08:56:09 PM  

Lackofname: Families of murder victims shouldn't complain, I mean the dead don't have to pay taxes right?


You'd be pissed if somebody killed one of your deductions.
 
2014-04-23 08:57:42 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Eh, if you're getting offended by Joan Rivers, you obviously know nothing of her humor and are missing the point.


I rather think  you missed the point.
 
2014-04-23 08:58:23 PM  

Johnson: I wonder what she would say if it was her daughter that was locked away for 10 years "rent free"?


If only...
 
2014-04-23 08:58:47 PM  

viscountalpha: ekdikeo4: R.A.Danny: I get it, she's supposed to be some kind of comedienne, and being a shocking type of jackass gets you noticed. She gets to say this crap.

Doesn't mean she isn't an asshole.

uh.. yeah. She -is- a comic.  And if Louis CK or Eddie Murphy had said it, you'd be laughing.

But, the problem is- Louis CK is actually funny. Joan Rivers isn't funny at all. Louis CK even talked about date rape and "WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN!?!"

LINK for actual joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU


.... exactly my point.
 
2014-04-23 09:03:41 PM  

BizarreMan: Jesus Christ what an ignorant biatch.


done in one.  i cannot decide which one i despise more, rivers or nancy grace.

Kamala's Bowling Partner: Johnson: I wonder what she would say if it was her daughter that was locked away for 10 years "rent free"?

If only...


heh.
 
2014-04-23 09:09:56 PM  

viscountalpha: ekdikeo4: R.A.Danny: I get it, she's supposed to be some kind of comedienne, and being a shocking type of jackass gets you noticed. She gets to say this crap.

Doesn't mean she isn't an asshole.

uh.. yeah. She -is- a comic.  And if Louis CK or Eddie Murphy had said it, you'd be laughing.

But, the problem is- Louis CK is actually funny. Joan Rivers isn't funny at all. Louis CK even talked about date rape and "WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN!?!"

LINK for actual joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU


*bzzz* CIRCULAR LOGIC DETECTED!
 
2014-04-23 09:10:24 PM  

mephisto_kur: This is completely in line with the kind of humor she has been doing for 50 years.


Seriously, this is the exact type of humor she's had her entire career. It's insane to think that she actually believes the victims should be grateful for not having to pay rent. TMZ puts it in a headline, and Farkers have a fit.
 
2014-04-23 09:12:09 PM  
If you have Netflix, and you don't hate Joan Rivers, you may want to watch this:
ohdizzle.files.wordpress.com

I don't always find her material funny, but I really admire her work ethic and perseverance.
 
2014-04-23 09:12:56 PM  

viscountalpha: Louis CK even talked about date rape and "WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN!?!"

LINK for actual joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU


Damn, that was funny as hell. Never seen that much of his work before (though of course I've heard of him)
 
2014-04-23 09:13:18 PM  

ekdikeo4: R.A.Danny: I get it, she's supposed to be some kind of comedienne, and being a shocking type of jackass gets you noticed. She gets to say this crap.

Doesn't mean she isn't an asshole.

uh.. yeah. She -is- a comic.  And if Louis CK or Eddie Murphy had said it, you'd be laughing.


I don't think it was that great a joke.
 
2014-04-23 09:15:33 PM  
Did you hear a Jackass braying?
 
2014-04-23 09:16:50 PM  
In other news, sh*tty tabloid websites have discovered a way to generate endless clickbait content.


/at least for 4 or 5 more years.....
 
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