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2014-04-23 08:05:55 PM
Also, please click "Funny" on this post. I have nothing to do with  submitter, but I could use an ego boost.
 
2014-04-23 08:13:02 PM
I thought it was a pretty good performance, but I remember the day when TFers shilling for something came in to own their own threads. Or at least identified themselves in the headline.
 
2014-04-23 08:33:09 PM
Holy crap those are some old jokes.
 
2014-04-23 09:03:49 PM
Out yourself, subby. Or I ain't doing anything ...
 
2014-04-23 09:06:58 PM
Subette needs to say 3 Hail Stanhopes, and promise to abandon her hackneyed approach to stand up comedy, before she begs for approval from anybody.

/Posting your tits inline couldn't hurt, either
 
2014-04-23 09:47:04 PM
With mouth?
 
2014-04-23 09:50:23 PM
I already voted.  You owe me, especially because it was a pity vote.  Yeah, I said funny, because saying not funny decreases the chances you'll sleep with me.  Also, my real name is Hannibal.  And you ain't funny.
 
2014-04-23 10:20:46 PM

chopit: I already voted.  You owe me, especially because it was a pity vote.  Yeah, I said funny, because saying not funny decreases the chances you'll sleep with me.  Also, my real name is Hannibal.  And you ain't funny.


Funny ha-ha or Funny ho-ho?  Perhaps funny as Helen Keller understands it "HO WAH WO OO WAH"

/shut up, biatch and burn your other ear answering the waffle iron.  They are calling back.
 
2014-04-23 10:20:54 PM
Id click "funny" but I dont like lying.
 
2014-04-23 10:53:25 PM
I'd rather die.
 
2014-04-23 11:28:11 PM
Why's she keep making "The Shocker" with her hand?
 
2014-04-23 11:30:44 PM
Good Luck.  Voted for you out of guilt that I am running AdBlock. Hope you paid Drew big bucks for the ad.

Hopefully the beating you are taking in the comments here will provide you with some fresh material.I enjoyed the set up to that corny stuff about your finace'.  I think I heard Buddy Hackett tell that Joke on the Tonight Show when Jack Parr was the host.
 
2014-04-23 11:43:42 PM
The thing is, I went to the Oddball Comedy fest last year and had a great time. I have no interest in having your unfunny ass taking up valuable show time next year.
 
2014-04-23 11:47:11 PM

HawgWild: Out yourself, subby. Or I ain't doing anything ...


It comes down to this. I mean,  unless you are the one farkette I actually have a crush on, your vagina isn't getting you a vote from me.
 
2014-04-23 11:59:26 PM
Voted "funny."  Best good fortune to you, comedian woman.  Here's a good one for your routine.-------So, anyway, I asked some online guys on Fark to do something good for me.  The little shiats bumped their gums about how I wasn't funny.  So,  I stabbed them in their f*cking eyeballs with my manicure kit's cuticle tool.  Then, I finished my nails.  *hold up polished fingernails*  Nailed it, you could say!  *audience goes crazy laughing*---PROFIT
 
2014-04-24 12:06:44 AM
If you're not funny will you die?
 
2014-04-24 12:20:44 AM
wow, tough crowd tonight

Though I can say it's not the worst I've heard at a comedy club.

/Got course credit for recording "new talent Night" for the college radio station, I got in for free, and was able to get reasonably drunk every Wednesday night.

/CSB
 
2014-04-24 01:00:14 AM
I thought at least one of those was sort of old, but all were relatively well delivered.

Funny.
 
2014-04-24 01:29:12 AM

Pocket Ninja: I thought it was a pretty good performance, but I remember the day when TFers shilling for something came in to own their own threads. Or at least identified themselves in the headline.


Careful, that's Pepperidge Farm's turf you're stepping on.
 
2014-04-24 03:08:55 AM
Okay, I clicked "funny" for you. I thought the jokes were kind of meh, but it takes a big pair of freshly blow dried balls to get up on stage and try to make people laugh, so kudos for that. I say keep working on the material and go for a more engaging stage presence.
 
2014-04-24 03:22:30 AM
Don't listen to these deadbeats, you were plenty funny.
 
2014-04-24 04:13:44 AM
Gee, tough crowd here.
You were funny.
 
2014-04-24 04:14:26 AM
I keep clicking for her, but I'm still waiting for my BIE. How long do Farkettes usually take to reciprocate?

/EIP
 
2014-04-24 04:34:35 AM
I can't farking believe it! Finally! Someone was funny.

/But since everyone else is voting funny, fark you! DIE!!
 
2014-04-24 06:17:21 AM

GreenAdder: Also, please click "Funny" on this post. I have nothing to do with  submitter, but I could use an ego boost.


/i clicked "ignore", is that the same thing?
 
2014-04-24 06:20:13 AM
It wasn't bad, but would have been much more entertaining had you had the twins out for our viewing pleasure.

/just saying
//Don't hate, you people were thinking it too.
///Yes, she's very cute.
 
2014-04-24 06:22:25 AM

turboke: I keep clicking for her, but I'm still waiting for my BIE. How long do Farkettes usually take to reciprocate?

/EIP


/HI5...we are on the same page.
 
2014-04-24 07:08:21 AM

HawgWild: Out yourself, subby. Or I ain't doing anything ...


I'll go farther: Out yourself or I click "Die".
 
2014-04-24 07:21:10 AM
If you have to TELL me its funny....

/just sayin'
 
2014-04-24 09:23:55 AM
Done. Love you long time, good luck
 
2014-04-24 10:08:56 AM
You're first vote was the strongest. I clicked 'funny' because there was no 'Now I want to masturbate' button.
 
2014-04-24 10:34:41 AM
I think your pacing is excellent, and you definitely have such an ease about yourself and with your audience, a confidence that is appealing. No nervousness. Great job, Alli.
 
2014-04-24 11:53:44 AM
Subby Would you BIE for votes?
 
2014-04-24 11:54:59 AM
Also liked the heating up your dinner line. Going to try it with my wife tonight. You got my vote for that one.
 
2014-04-24 12:42:01 PM
Great.  We started with resentful failures putting down someone who's actually trying something in their life, to creepy assholes putting her down  and reducing her to a sexual object.

Good work everyone, FARK thread that involves a woman now completed.
 
2014-04-24 12:46:06 PM
I actually laughed at something a female comedian said. Wow. I have heard the "This bad thing is only taking the shifty last years of my life away" gag before. But she was kinda funny I thought.
 
2014-04-24 12:52:35 PM
You've come to the wrong place, Subby. I had a fully produced six episode comedy series that was initially backed by Microsoft and even one a couple of awards, but trying to link it on Fark, or get the community I love interested, was a lot like trying to play with your cool older brother's friends while you were covered in feces and they all had super soakers filled with gasoline and little lighters on the end.
 
2014-04-24 12:53:17 PM

DrowningLessons: You've come to the wrong place, Subby. I had a fully produced six episode comedy series that was initially backed by Microsoft and even one a couple of awards, but trying to link it on Fark, or get the community I love interested, was a lot like trying to play with your cool older brother's friends while you were covered in feces and they all had super soakers filled with gasoline and little lighters on the end.


/for what it's worth, I helped you out, and linked you a couple of places to accrue possible support.
 
2014-04-24 01:08:49 PM

DrowningLessons: You've come to the wrong place, Subby. I had a fully produced six episode comedy series that was initially backed by Microsoft and even one a couple of awards, but trying to link it on Fark, or get the community I love interested, was a lot like trying to play with your cool older brother's friends while you were covered in feces and they all had super soakers filled with gasoline and little lighters on the end.


Maybe because of spelling errors?
 
2014-04-24 01:13:35 PM

Crewmannumber6: DrowningLessons: You've come to the wrong place, Subby. I had a fully produced six episode comedy series that was initially backed by Microsoft and even one a couple of awards, but trying to link it on Fark, or get the community I love interested, was a lot like trying to play with your cool older brother's friends while you were covered in feces and they all had super soakers filled with gasoline and little lighters on the end.

Maybe because of spelling errors?


Well you've certainly leveled me there! I made errors in forum post and you caught them, you are obviously superior and Sarah Palin is automatically President, etc.
 
2014-04-24 01:19:38 PM

DrowningLessons: Crewmannumber6: DrowningLessons: You've come to the wrong place, Subby. I had a fully produced six episode comedy series that was initially backed by Microsoft and even one a couple of awards, but trying to link it on Fark, or get the community I love interested, was a lot like trying to play with your cool older brother's friends while you were covered in feces and they all had super soakers filled with gasoline and little lighters on the end.

Maybe because of spelling errors?

Well you've certainly leveled me there! I made errors in forum post and you caught them, you are obviously superior and Sarah Palin is automatically President, etc.


That's what I love about Fark
 
2014-04-24 01:37:09 PM
I clicked expecting not funny.

Turns out it was funny.
 
2014-04-24 01:43:40 PM

FraggleStickCar: Great.  We started with resentful failures putting down someone who's actually trying something in their life, to creepy assholes putting her down  and reducing her to a sexual object.

Good work everyone, FARK thread that involves a woman now completed.


sp1.yimg.com
 
2014-04-24 02:43:27 PM
i think i remember her from a skit thing she was doing with another lady
'see you next tuesday' on the youtubes perhaps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnYdArbqDqg

kinda funny. i chuckled.
i didn't click die ;)
 
2014-04-24 03:26:56 PM
OMG you suck. I hate you.

/Because I wish I had the courage to do that! You were great, and I'm very much a tough audience.
*Click* Funny!
 
2014-04-24 04:01:45 PM

jim32rr: FraggleStickCar: Great.  We started with resentful failures putting down someone who's actually trying something in their life, to creepy assholes putting her down  and reducing her to a sexual object.

Good work everyone, FARK thread that involves a woman now completed.

[sp1.yimg.com image 300x225]


Oh phew, I was wrong actually.  The thread wasn't complete without a biting topical reference to show how cool and above-it-all one poster was.

So thanks.
 
2014-04-24 04:09:18 PM
'Funny' vote from me. Best of luck.
 
2014-04-24 05:28:03 PM

GreenAdder: Also, please click "Funny" on this post. I have nothing to do with  submitter, but I could use an ego boost.


Finally, a simple request.

You're gonna be a STAR!
 
2014-04-24 05:31:44 PM
I laughed at the balls joke.
 
2014-04-24 10:23:52 PM
Gave me a laugh when I needed one. voteinated.
 
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