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He looks like he's questioning whether O'Reilly even lifts.

LandOfChocolate: sigdiamond2000: [img.fark.net image 652x365]

He looks like he's questioning whether O'Reilly even lifts.

You're on national TV, can't you at least put on a collared shirt?

He has no neck.

He's a Sontaran with a beard.
Cows go in, steaks come out. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!!!
Well, they've locked up the dog demographic.

vernonFL: James!: George F*cking Washington 2014.

He looks like a guy I met at a gay bar last week. He is the hot bearded daddy bear type.

Plus he got the crazy eyes. Hot.

He looks like a robot made of ground up mannequin parts and powered by fists full of lard.

sigdiamond2000: I'm still mystified by the "take the battle to your baldness" cue-ball look that so many bald men in this country favor.

What is the thinking here? That you'll look less bald if you're totally bald?

The main difference is that the Bundy Militia didn't poop. Occupiers pooped on everything according to FOX, but these guys held it in for days. Not one of them pooped at all.

James!: [a2.img.talkingpointsmemo.com image 652x365]George F*cking Washington 2014.

Oh look.  Surprise.  Another bearded, shaved headed twit.

James!: George F*cking Washington 2014.

He looks like a guy I met at a gay bar last week. He is the hot bearded daddy bear type.

Plus he got the crazy eyes. Hot.
Lets f*ck with this guy.

Declare him his own country.
Shoot his cattle when they wonder into the U.S.
Deny him a passport to the U.S.
Don't let him use roads the electric grid, water ect.
Declare his property not subject to U.S law. If someone robs him to bad.
If he doesn't respect U.S law then he doesn't get protected by it.

Make it a stupid reality show.

rdu_voyager: Cows go in, steaks come out. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!!!

Yes you can...

LandOfChocolate: sigdiamond2000: [img.fark.net image 652x365]

He looks like he's questioning whether O'Reilly even lifts.

You're on national TV, can't you at least put on a collared shirt?

I didn't know that dress shirt collars came in size fireplug.

sigdiamond2000: [img.fark.net image 652x365]

He looks like he's questioning whether O'Reilly even lifts.

You're on national TV, can't you at least put on a collared shirt?

STOP RAPING PEOPLE

"Sure we threatened government officials with guns, but we haven't destroyed anything or been arrested..."
(to the tune of The Ballad of Irving)

He was old and fat and rode out of the West,
That welfare cowboy wailed "help, I'm oppressed!"
A parasite moocher rollin' in the dough,
Sure loved his wife (just to hide behind though).

They called him Bundy.
Fat Bundy.
Welfare Bundy.
Chickens**t Bundy.
The fattest most craven welfare cheat (two beat pause) in the West.

Fat Bundy knew what was his by right
Everything federal within his sight.
"I should have rights the little folks don't
"They pay their grazing fees but I sure won't."

Bundy.
Sponging Bundy.
Entitled Bundy.
The fattest most craven welfare cheat (two beat pause) in the West.

Then Big Bad Fed he waltzed into town
His aim was to take Fat Bundy's cows.
Fat Bundy said "I can't, I ain't got no skills!"

Bundy.
Welfare Bundy.
Chickens**t Bundy.
The fattest most craven welfare cheat (two beat pause) in the West.

Fat Bundy called some militia thugs:
"I need dumbs**ts to take some slugs,
"They say I'm a coward, but my name is Clive,
"And I'm just using folks so I'll survive!"

They called him Cliven.
Rat Cliven.
Low down Cliven.
Cowardly Cliven.
The fattest most craven welfare cheat (two beat pause) in the West.

Said Fat Bundy "now it's time to draw down,"
But once he saw Fed's gun his pants turned brown.
Said Fat Bundy when he knew he couldn't flee,
"A woman's place? It's in front of me!"

Cliven.
Craven Cliven.
Cowardly Cliven.
The fattest most craven welfare cheat (two beat pause) in the West.

"To gun down Clive's womenfolk would make me sad.
"Killing some civilians ain't worth no cows.
"I'll just choose to let this go (for now)."

Bundy.
Fat Bundy.
Welfare Bundy.
The fattest most craven welfare cheat (two beat pause) in the West.

Big Fat Bundy damn he sure is dumb
He thinks Fed's drawback means now he's won
Into the future he does not foresee
His coming life in Florence penitentiary

They'll call him Cliven.
Punk Cliven.
Inmate Cliven.
When it comes to squealing like a little pig (two beat pause) he'll be best.

vernonFL: He looks like a guy I met at a gay bar last week. He is the hot bearded daddy bear type. Plus he got the crazy eyes. Hot.

JC22: My view is if the guy is breaking the law, then put a lien on his stuff. But to show up in that type of force is absolutely ridiculous and something else is going on and most likely it involves Reid and the solar farm from the Chinese.

And Reid needs to get his foot out of his mouth that was just in his @$$and shut up about domestic terrorists because he has no idea what a domestic terrorist is. And lastly Mr Reid. If you are going to spout off about enforcing the law and some citizen can't do what he's doing then you need to enforce all laws, especially those that are here ILLEGALLY and also those in that certain government run tax agency called the IRS that owe billion in back taxes. Can't have it both ways jackass. \it's the next step in your little screed, amirite?  3 votes: vernonFL: Im a vegetarian and a taxpayer. I don't appreciate my taxes going to subsidize your beef. That comment just opened the floodgates and my bag of popcorn!  3 votes: My view is if the guy is breaking the law, then put a lien on his stuff. But to show up in that type of force is absolutely ridiculous and something else is going on and most likely it involves Reid and the solar farm from the Chinese. And Reid needs to get his foot out of his mouth that was just in his @$$ and shut up about domestic terrorists because he has no idea what a domestic terrorist is.

And lastly Mr Reid. If you are going to spout off about enforcing the law and some citizen can't do what he's doing then you need to enforce all laws, especially those that are here ILLEGALLY and also those in that certain government run tax agency called the IRS that owe billion in back taxes.

Can't have it both ways jackass.

LandOfChocolate: sigdiamond2000: [img.fark.net image 652x365]

He looks like he's questioning whether O'Reilly even lifts.

You're on national TV, can't you at least put on a collared shirt?

Hah, I saw that from a completely different perspective.  I can see this guy rummaging through flannel, camo, Duck Dynasty and hunting shirts yelling "HONEY, WHERES MY DAMN NICE BLUE SHIRT.  I GOTTA LOOK NICE, IM GOIN ON TV"

"Beef, just like anything else, is cheaper when you steal the raw materials needed to make it!"

Cliven Beefyseed!
Im a vegetarian and a taxpayer. I don't appreciate my taxes going to subsidize your beef.

James!: "Sure we threatened government officials with guns, but we haven't destroyed anything or been arrested..."

Police cars undefecated on, pots going unsmoken, a conspicuous absence of tents on the public's land (though plenty of squatters) - they're not even TRYING to look like Occupy!

Mrtraveler01: This is a red-blooded True American Patriot defending us from the shackles of tyranny from the jackbooted thugs at the BLM:

[img.fark.net image 582x386]

Sort of.  One guy covering the scene in case it gets out of control, no different than what the police do, and very prudent given the severe abuse meted out by the police against protestors in nearly every other protest of any serious size and passion.
For some reason, Bill O'Reilly is now interviewing Zangief.

LandOfChocolate: sigdiamond2000: [img.fark.net image 652x365]

He looks like he's questioning whether O'Reilly even lifts.

You're on national TV, can't you at least put on a collared shirt?

He is wearing a collar.

lordjupiter: Both Sides Are Bad So Kill Cows???

IIRC you can get lots of cool stuff by killing cows.
If those militia guys had real jobs, they wouldn't be hanging out in Bundy's commune.
I'm still mystified by the "take the battle to your baldness" cue-ball look that so many bald men in this country favor.

What is the thinking here? That you'll look less bald if you're totally bald?

I don't get it.

If I was bald, I'd rock the Friar Tuck/Hairy Horseshoe. It's both unique and timeless.
Hell must've just froze over ... I just agreed with, and respectfully understood a cogent argument from one Bill O'Reilly?

/Beef?
I'm a useful, productive citizen! I pay my taxes! Oh wait, no I don't.

George F*cking Washington 2014.

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dr_blasto: SO, basically, what I'm reading into this is that, personally, you do not see the brandishing of semi-automatic rifles en masse, taking up sniper positions and the like as a radical escalation of a situation and that you would not recognize the situation as having dramatically escalated were you, say, in the group on the ground at the end of sniper-douche's sights?

I mean, I can imagine that possible, but that strikes me as completely foreign.

If that counts as escalation, then every police presence ever is also considered to be radical escalation.

At various public events where the police set up snipers, I or others in that group have undoubtedly been in their sights.

At least if the ONE guy we saw setting up a sniper position were to shoot someone, there would be a thorough investigation by the DA and police.  The other members of his group (assuming he's in a group) wouldn't get to investigate him the way the police investigate themselves.
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Mrtraveler01: Just from Bundy:

That hasn't happened - yet - and the rancher insists his cattle aren't going anywhere. He acknowledges that he keeps firearms at his ranch and has vowed to "do whatever it takes" to defend his animals from seizure.
"I've got to protect my property," Bundy said as Arden steered several cattle inside an elongated pen. "If people come to monkey with what's mine, I'll call the county sheriff. If that don't work, I'll gather my friends and kids and we'll try to stop it. I abide by all state laws. But I abide by almost zero federal laws."

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2013/sep/23/lone-rancher-prepared-fi gh t-feds-land/

So one guy vowing to do what it takes.  It might seem threatening, but seems to be right on the edge and isn't that different from the police making similar statements that could be taken as threatening.

When one or two people from the occupy movement(s) were held out as representative of everyone there, we rightly got people here and in other forums saying that not every person felt the same way, that that one person's statements were their own, etc. and that many people here had different reasons for attending.  Hell, some were there to complain about war, lack of this or that, etc.

People here seem to be really quick to demand that all of the so-called militia members should be arrested for various felonies based on the statements of a slim few and actions of even fewer.
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Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: If the BLM felt threatened by a large group of people on horseback and foot demanding they change their position

While carrying weapons and threatening them?

Carrying a firearm is as constitutional as carrying signs and bullhorns.

What were the actual threats from the crowd?
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dr_blasto: pedrop357: dr_blasto: I'm pretty sure the picture of the douchebag with the AK on the bridge was threatening federal officers with a firearm. Safely behind some concrete, natch. Of course, they didn't wave them around in the face of the cops, but they did kick a cop's dog. That's not really adult behavior.

He wasn't threatening anyone with a firearm anymore than the police do when they deploy snipers on rooftops for public events, races, protests, etc.

Of course not. He was simply protecting everybody. I had him all wrong; clearly that man was making a noble sacrifice, defending the innocent and a truly exceptional American.

Do you get this way when the police deploy multiple snipers at the most mundane events?
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Grungehamster: The sniper sure as hell had his gun pointed. Even if they hadn't, there was the threat of violence inherent in the fact that the militia went onto federal land armed and would not allow the BLM to leave unless they surrendered the cattle.

Police snipers regularly have their guns pointed at people without any cause and while I find that offensive, I don't see tons of people claiming that the police are "pointing their guns in the faces of American citizens".

If the BLM felt threatened by a large group of people on horseback and foot demanding they change their position, that's the BLM's problem.

Or are we forgetting that they crashed an ATV into a BLM truck to halt the corralling of the cattle

ONE guy crashed his ATV into that truck and he might have been obstructing, but we see tons of that with people tying themselves to trees to keep them from being cut down, using backhoes to block logging, etc.
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dr_blasto: I'm pretty sure the picture of the douchebag with the AK on the bridge was threatening federal officers with a firearm. Safely behind some concrete, natch. Of course, they didn't wave them around in the face of the cops, but they did kick a cop's dog. That's not really adult behavior.

He wasn't threatening anyone with a firearm anymore than the police do when they deploy snipers on rooftops for public events, races, protests, etc.
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GoldSpider: dr_blasto: Militia guys should be up on felony charges as well.

At least felony obstruction.

What did exactly did they obstruct?  Loud protesting and rallying is not a crime.
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This is a red-blooded True American Patriot defending us from the shackles of tyranny from the jackbooted thugs at the BLM:

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Grungehamster: That's exactly what BLM was doing: they corralled about 400 of the 900+ head of cattle he was grazing on the land, Bundy raised a militia, and then stormed the portion of the Bunkerville Allotment where the corralled cattle were being kept and made the BLM surrender them by gunpoint.

Gunpoint?  I've seen the pictures/videos of people on horseback and on foot rallying at that corral, but didn't see all the drawn and pointed guns.
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Nix Nightbird: There is a part of me that wants to see these militia asshats start something-- REALLY start something-- So we can all enjoy the tale of how a bunch of overweight toughguys armed with rifles, handguns, and shotguns thought they could take on the United States right up until the moment they were surrounded by tanks and blasted to Kingdom Come while they ineffectually fired thousands of rounds at the Nevada National Guard who stayed snug and safe in their armored vehicles.

And if not that story, then I'll take the story of how a ranch and a gaggle of bald, limp-dicked conservative idiots armed to the teeth with guns and questionably-female human shields were turned into a deep crater thanks to the non-nuke ICBM fired from by a crew on the other side of the country.

Seriously, it makes me laugh to know that these chucklef#cks believe they can fight the United States military armed with a bunch of guns they bought at some redneck gun show or firing range. Unless they have access to satellites, tanks, ICBMs, fighter jets, bombers, and other weapons of  real  war, they're about as threatening to the military as a militant branch of the Ringling Bros. clowns.

Especially when you got Nellis AFB as well as all the bomb testing grounds literally right down the road from the ranch.
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There is a part of me that wants to see these militia asshats start something-- REALLY start something-- So we can all enjoy the tale of how a bunch of overweight toughguys armed with rifles, handguns, and shotguns thought they could take on the United States right up until the moment they were surrounded by tanks and blasted to Kingdom Come while they ineffectually fired thousands of rounds at the Nevada National Guard who stayed snug and safe in their armored vehicles.

And if not that story, then I'll take the story of how a ranch and a gaggle of bald, limp-dicked conservative idiots armed to the teeth with guns and questionably-female human shields were turned into a deep crater thanks to the non-nuke ICBM fired from by a crew on the other side of the country.

Seriously, it makes me laugh to know that these chucklef#cks believe they can fight the United States military armed with a bunch of guns they bought at some redneck gun show or firing range. Unless they have access to satellites, tanks, ICBMs, fighter jets, bombers, and other weapons of  real  war, they're about as threatening to the military as a militant branch of the Ringling Bros. clowns.
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Canton: iheartscotch: To be fair. His cow have probably done more for the US than the entirety of the Occupy movement.

/ what's the difference between a cow and a hippy? Cows actually have a purpose.

And the cows might actually fight back.

Cows with guns?

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GoldSpider: 1. These ranchers are Grade-A assholes morons and local authorities should be working to separate them from the pack and arresting them over the standoff.

FTFM.

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"I don't recognize the United States government as even existing."

Funny how his Passionate Defenders are desperately trying to extract some reason or philosophy from this idiot's actions. He just doesn't want to pay his bills. All there is to it.
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Fat white bearded men with a second amendment obsession who feel threatened by minorities are the biggest problem in America. Period.
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This text is now purple: Fart_Machine: This text is now purple: Fart_Machine: You mean after they were attacked?

Today, a BLM truck driven by a non-law enforcement civilian employee assisting with gather operations was struck by a protester on an ATV and the truck's exit from the area was blocked by a group of individuals who gathered around the vehicle. A police dog was also kicked.

You're concerned about an ATV striking a Freightliner (watch the video) dump body that likely weighs the better part of 30 tons?

That's like attacking my foot with your face.

Well in that case it's totally OK for them to ram it and block off the vehicle.

In a longer response, what seems to irk you the most is that the Tea Party type has started to co-opt OWS-like tactics. They're using PR-friendly shields (women), obstructing larger government vehicles with much smaller sacrificial targets, occupying government land, playing up the PR attack on the much-better armed federal response. It never looks good when you have a photo of a dog going after someone, no matter what came before or after. This is straight out of the OWS playbook. They're daring the government to start firing first. And so long as they don't fire first, it will work.

You don't hate the game, you hate the player.

Except that OWS never used women as human shields, ramming vehicles, or pointing guns and threatening Federal employees and police.  Otherwise it's totally the same thing.

/roll eyes
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Grungehamster: Seriously, do they understand just how they look screaming that officers have no right to touch the guy after he rammed an ATV into their truck

Those are freedom shouts.

Grungehamster: and failed to stop advancing on them threateningly afterwards.

That's liberty marching.
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dr_blasto: Baz744: [i58.tinypic.com image 850x850]

Holy shiat, dark shirt guy has tits.

Actually, that's Cliven's wife.
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dr_blasto: LandOfChocolate: sigdiamond2000: [img.fark.net image 652x365]

He looks like he's questioning whether O'Reilly even lifts.

You're on national TV, can't you at least put on a collared shirt?

Aw, come on. You're lucky he is wearing a shirt with actual sleeves that haven't been cut off.

JC22: My view is if the guy is breaking the law, then put a lien on his stuff. But to show up in that type of force is absolutely ridiculous and something else is going on and most likely it involves Reid and the solar farm from the Chinese.

And Reid needs to get his foot out of his mouth that was just in his @$$and shut up about domestic terrorists because he has no idea what a domestic terrorist is. And lastly Mr Reid. If you are going to spout off about enforcing the law and some citizen can't do what he's doing then you need to enforce all laws, especially those that are here ILLEGALLY and also those in that certain government run tax agency called the IRS that owe billion in back taxes. Can't have it both ways jackass. Haha, holy shiat, this is crazy. WTF, so, we shouldn't bust thieves because you don't think someone else is enforcing a law you don't understand? Also, of note, Sen. Reid really doesn't enforce anything. Please explain how, outside of pot, the government is not enforcing a law? Well, you see, there are still brown people in this country, ipso facto, the government isn't enforcing immigration laws. /study it out  1 vote: James!: George F*cking Washington 2014. What is it with extremist rightwingers and being bald? Some sort of Aryan Skinhead thing?  1 vote: Bill O'Reilly asks Bundy Militia member:"How does your protest differ from Occupy Wall Street?" Bundy supporter:"Mr. Bundy is providing the country with beef." "Cuz we're stupid and trigger-happy." FYFSubby  1 vote: "I don't got no respect for no got-damned federal gummint. You see this here flag? Well I only believe in the Nevada star. I don't cotton to those other stars, or that blue field...and I CERTAINLY ain't got no reason to believe in them commie-lookin' stripes...red AND white? Balderdash!"  1 vote: Lenny_da_Hog: Wait.... If OWS is marching because people are hungry... And Bundy is providing beef.... Hold on. I almost have something here.... Is it to put both groups in a really large burlap sack and then take a baseball bat to any lumps that move? Because if so I think we might have had the same idea.  1 vote: JC22: Can't have it both ways jackass. You've been duped into believing a fairy tale. Bundy is a whacko who openly admits he doesn't recognize that the federal government exists and that he doesn't owe any grazing fees. Who the hell gets to just ignore the fact that this country is a united republic in a bizarre scheme to avoid paying his/her fair share of taxes. Then a group of well armed nut jobs show up and talk about putting their own women out front so they'll be killed by the federal government. Why? So they can get it on video. Again, the logic of unsound minds. You're siding with a bunch of very dangerous sociopaths. These men aren't heroes caught up in a Democratic conspiracy, they're a bunch of free loaders trying to get a free ride on the backs of the America taxpayer. They're living in a broken fantasy of ignoring laws they don't like. They're no different than the "Freemen" who refuse to get drivers licenses, put license plates on their cars or pay taxes. Yet, they still want to use those roads which someone else's tax dollars bought. Maybe they should build their own roads to the local supermarket. Look, I'm a pro-gun guy (note my Fark handle) but these idiots are the greatest threat to gun rights as anyone, anywhere, ever. If people start taking up arms every time they want to get out of paying a god damn tax, we will very quickly see a constitutional amendment which nullifies the second amendment. These extremist idiots are going to completely fark things for all of us. Then people like you, who are too dumb to think for yourself and instead parrot contrived nonsense spewed by idiots selling advertising on radio and TV shows. Limbaugh and Hannity both work for the same company and they have 100 million dollar contracts to spin up this sort of nonsense which a gullible portion of society eagerly chokes down. If you value your rights, tell these morons to pay their farking grazing fees and stop acting like a group of 12 year olds.  1 vote: Isitoveryet: Hey Libtards, I bet you're all asking yourselves "why is it that the militia member looks so much more American and patriotic than i could ever look?". because he is. /check & crown me Hiding behind women in case the government fires at them while they defend a man who denies the existence of the government of the USA is a level of patriotism I can never hope to match.  1 vote: ifarkthereforiam: That moocher and all his cows could disappear today and it wouldn't make a dent in beef production. Traitorous, violent, freeloaders, the lot of them. Nothing worse than traitorous, violent, freeloading cows.  1 vote: JC22: My view is if the guy is breaking the law, then put a lien on his stuff. But to show up in that type of force is absolutely ridiculous and something else is going on and most likely it involves Reid and the solar farm from the Chinese. And Reid needs to get his foot out of his mouth that was just in his @$$ and shut up about domestic terrorists because he has no idea what a domestic terrorist is.

And lastly Mr Reid. If you are going to spout off about enforcing the law and some citizen can't do what he's doing then you need to enforce all laws, especially those that are here ILLEGALLY and also those in that certain government run tax agency called the IRS that owe billion in back taxes.

Can't have it both ways jackass.

Let's see, "just put a lien of his stuff", "too much force for such a little fish", "Chinese solar farm", "Harry Reid", "illegal aliens", "IRS bad!".

Yup. You got them all. Good for you. You passed this week's GOP talking points quiz with a 100%.
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vernonFL: Im a vegetarian

I could've sworn that you were a fan of meat...
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Meh, I have a little more respect for O'Reilly now.
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Arkanaut: The steaks have been raised!

Okay, these puns are getting udderly ridiculous.
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I think the feds should get together with all the other ranchers out there out there and explain how Militia McStealstuff is dicking over their legitimate businesses. Then, drop them off a couple of crates of AR15s and say, "Hey, by the way, he doesn't believe we exist. Have fun."
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Danger Avoid Death: EvilEgg: They should just pepper spray the area, like dusting crops. That'll break up the protest.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 500x347]

"I pepper sprayed the wrong field?"

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The steaks have been raised!
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Lumbar Puncture: iheartscotch: To be fair. His cow have probably done more for the US than the entirety of the Occupy movement.

/ what's the difference between a cow and a hippy? Cows actually have a purpose.

But you can eat both still, right?

i think there was something funny in that hippie
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freewill: UberDave: Somehow I'm not picturing him frolicking about the country happily doling out beef to the masses.

His beef had better be free, since he apparently thinks the rest of us are supposed to frolick about happily doling out the country to him at no cost.

Pretty sure he and his boys are offering their beef for free at truck stops across Nevada.
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Someone say free steaks?  WHERE'S MY STEAK OR I'LL FARKING CUT YA!
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impaler: "Mr. Bundy is providing the country with beef."

I'm sure all the other cattle ranchers, who this leech scum undercuts, have something to say about this.

Yep, ranchers like Glenn Beck even called him out...yes, that Glenn Beck!*

*who may have killed a girl in 1990.
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JC22:
And lastly Mr Reid. ... you need to enforce all laws, especially those that are here ILLEGALLY

grammar nazi subracts 10 points from your argument.
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Remember, kids:

Theft is okay as long as it supports a business venture.
And/or you're white.
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EvilEgg: They should just pepper spray the area, like dusting crops. That'll break up the protest.

"I pepper sprayed the wrong field?"
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They should just pepper spray the area, like dusting crops. That'll break up the protest.
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I have no clue why I thought of this after seeing the dudes pic..

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sigdiamond2000:

STOP RAPING PEOPLE
RAIP MOR CHIKINS
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"Mr. Bundy is providing the country with beef."

I'm sure all the other cattle ranchers, who this leech scum undercuts, have something to say about this.
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iheartscotch: To be fair. His cow have probably done more for the US than the entirety of the Occupy movement.

/ what's the difference between a cow and a hippy? Cows actually have a purpose.

But you can eat both still, right?
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Yay! Lemme jump on the assumption bandwagon too!

Occupy supporters: Have no job / provide nothing to society / are a drain on our nation
Bundy: Proud self-made rancher / takes no government tax benefits** / pays for everything he uses***

* Ahem  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundy_standoff#Claim_of_inherited_grazin g _rights
** COUGH COUGH COUGH http://www.usnews.com/opinion/economic-intelligence/2014/04/22/cliven - bundy-owes-american-taxpayers-for-his-cattle-grazing
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JC22: My view is if the guy is breaking the law, then put a lien on his stuff. But to show up in that type of force is absolutely ridiculous and something else is going on and most likely it involves Reid and the solar farm from the Chinese.

And Reid needs to get his foot out of his mouth that was just in his @ and shut up about domestic terrorists because he has no idea what a domestic terrorist is.

And lastly Mr Reid. If you are going to spout off about enforcing the law and some citizen can't do what he's doing then you need to enforce all laws, especially those that are here ILLEGALLY and also those in that certain government run tax agency called the IRS that owe billion in back taxes.

Can't have it both ways jackass.

Hey, how do you enforce a lien?

Oh right. By confiscating property.

Hey what do you do when the person whose property you're trying to confiscate threatens to shoot you?
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There were 32 million cattle slaughtered last year in the US for food.  I'm sure that the market can lose 900 of them without the country's beef supply suffering any.
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Somehow I'm not picturing him frolicking about the country happily doling out beef to the masses.
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Yeah.... apparently all he does is beef
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You didn't destroy property and weren't arrested because BLM agents assumed (probably correctly) that you would try to murder them if they didn't de-escalate the situation. Last I checked, nobody in OWS waved guns in the faces of federal agents and dared them to play chicken.

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