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(Talking Points Memo)   Bill O'Reilly asks Bundy Militia member:"How does your protest differ from Occupy Wall Street?" Bundy supporter:"Mr. Bundy is providing the country with beef." Hey everybody: FREE STEAKS   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 387
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2014-04-23 05:26:18 PM
They should just pepper spray the area, like dusting crops. That'll break up the protest.
 
2014-04-23 05:26:47 PM
I'm still mystified by the "take the battle to your baldness" cue-ball look that so many bald men in this country favor.

What is the thinking here? That you'll look less bald if you're totally bald?

I don't get it.

If I was bald, I'd rock the Friar Tuck/Hairy Horseshoe. It's both unique and timeless.
 
2014-04-23 05:27:24 PM
can somebody explain to me why we're even talking about this? the guy was grazing his cattle on federal lands and not paying fees, right? he then threatened federal agents with deadly force when they came to deal with him.

why is this even an issue? why isn't he in jail for threatening federal officers with firearms?
 
2014-04-23 05:27:34 PM

Serious Black: You didn't destroy property and weren't arrested because BLM agents assumed (probably correctly) that you would try to murder them if they didn't de-escalate the situation. Last I checked, nobody in OWS waved guns in the faces of federal agents and dared them to play chicken.


assets-s3.rollingstone.com

OWS was more a fan of arson and anti-semitism.
 
2014-04-23 05:29:05 PM

EvilEgg: They should just pepper spray the area, like dusting crops. That'll break up the protest.


s3.amazonaws.com

"I pepper sprayed the wrong field?"
 
2014-04-23 05:29:08 PM
Remember, kids:

Theft is okay as long as it supports a business venture.
And/or you're white.
 
2014-04-23 05:29:22 PM
JC22:
And lastly Mr Reid. ... you need to enforce all laws, especially those that are here ILLEGALLY


grammar nazi subracts 10 points from your argument.
 
2014-04-23 05:29:27 PM
"Mr. Bundy is providing a service to the nation," Shaw responded. "He's a cattle rancher. He's providing the country with beef. The Occupy movement, to this day, I still don't know what they're providing the country with."

The only reasonable thing ever said by any of O'Really's guests.
 
2014-04-23 05:29:50 PM

Serious Black: Please infrom us then: what is a domestic terrorist?


People like "militia" member Timothy McVeigh are domestic terrorists.
 
2014-04-23 05:29:56 PM

This text is now purple: Serious Black: You didn't destroy property and weren't arrested because BLM agents assumed (probably correctly) that you would try to murder them if they didn't de-escalate the situation. Last I checked, nobody in OWS waved guns in the faces of federal agents and dared them to play chicken.

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OWS was more a fan of arson and anti-semitism.


Hold on now, they weren't anti-Semitic, they were just protesting against the people who control most of the money.
 
2014-04-23 05:30:07 PM
Some of Bundy's supporters are free room comps from Las Vegas casinos ( can't say which ones).
 
2014-04-23 05:31:39 PM
If those militia guys had real jobs, they wouldn't be hanging out in Bundy's commune.
 
2014-04-23 05:32:35 PM

sigdiamond2000: I'm still mystified by the "take the battle to your baldness" cue-ball look that so many bald men in this country favor.

What is the thinking here? That you'll look less bald if you're totally bald?


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2014-04-23 05:32:37 PM

youmightberight: demaL-demaL-yeH: LandOfChocolate: sigdiamond2000: [img.fark.net image 652x365]

He looks like he's questioning whether O'Reilly even lifts.

You're on national TV, can't you at least put on a collared shirt?

I didn't know that dress shirt collars came in size fireplug.

As a reasonably fit guy with a size 17 1/2 neck I can assure you that anything over a 17 neck is cut more like a tent than a shirt.


And woe unto you if you try to tuck the damn thing in. I love it when you have to pleat and fold your shirt around your waist just so it fits in your pants.
 
2014-04-23 05:32:41 PM

Coelacanth: Some of Bundy's supporters are free room comps from Las Vegas casinos ( can't say which ones).


Getting free room comps...
Goddamn iPad.
 
2014-04-23 05:32:54 PM
Lets f*ck with this guy.

Declare him his own country.
Shoot his cattle when they wonder into the U.S.
Deny him a passport to the U.S.
Don't let him use roads the electric grid, water ect.
Declare his property not subject to U.S law. If someone robs him to bad.
If he doesn't respect U.S law then he doesn't get protected by it.

Make it a stupid reality show.
 
2014-04-23 05:33:18 PM

impaler: "Mr. Bundy is providing the country with beef."

I'm sure all the other cattle ranchers, who this leech scum undercuts, have something to say about this.


Yep, ranchers like Glenn Beck even called him out...yes, that Glenn Beck!*

*who may have killed a girl in 1990.
 
2014-04-23 05:34:07 PM

UberDave: Somehow I'm not picturing him frolicking about the country happily doling out beef to the masses.


His beef had better be free, since he apparently thinks the rest of us are supposed to frolick about happily doling out the country to him at no cost.
 
2014-04-23 05:34:50 PM
Someone say free steaks?  WHERE'S MY STEAK OR I'LL FARKING CUT YA!
 
2014-04-23 05:35:02 PM

JC22: But to show up in that type of force is absolutely ridiculous and something else is going on and most likely it involves Reid and the solar farm from the Chinese.


Tell me, how does bullshiat taste when you gulp it down? I've never been able to get past the smell.
 
2014-04-23 05:35:37 PM

Serious Black: You didn't destroy property and weren't arrested because BLM agents assumed (probably correctly) that you would try to murder them if they didn't de-escalate the situation. Last I checked, nobody in OWS waved guns in the faces of federal agents and dared them to play chicken.


No, but they raped each other some. Then the OWS clowns tried having little 'Lord of the Flies' tribunals to bring some order back into their camps without getting 'the man' involved.
 
2014-04-23 05:36:15 PM

freewill: UberDave: Somehow I'm not picturing him frolicking about the country happily doling out beef to the masses.

His beef had better be free, since he apparently thinks the rest of us are supposed to frolick about happily doling out the country to him at no cost.


Pretty sure he and his boys are offering their beef for free at truck stops across Nevada.
 
2014-04-23 05:37:58 PM

James!: [a2.img.talkingpointsmemo.com image 652x365]George F*cking Washington 2014.



They emptied new york makeup supply shops for all the shine powder that guy needed.  Yikes.
 
2014-04-23 05:38:11 PM
1. soap & water readily available
2. no drum circles
3. deodorant in use
4. no dreadlocks
5. a distinct lack of patchouli
 
2014-04-23 05:38:14 PM
I'd say the biggest difference is that one was a loosely organized mass gathering of apples to protest the increasing income inequality and the other is a gathering of anti-government gun toting oranges to protect a Rancher who decided he wanted to have his cattle graze on land that wasn't his despite 20 years of the courts telling him to knock it off.

While it's cute that he'd ask the guy a question like that to throw him off, the two aren't very similar at all.
 
2014-04-23 05:38:15 PM

Amish Tech Support: Lets f*ck with this guy.

Declare him his own country.
Shoot his cattle when they wonder into the U.S.
Deny him a passport to the U.S.
Don't let him use roads the electric grid, water ect.
Declare his property not subject to U.S law. If someone robs him to bad.
If he doesn't respect U.S law then he doesn't get protected by it.

Make it a stupid reality show.



Family Guy did it first.

/sort of
//still awesome
 
2014-04-23 05:38:27 PM
Both Sides Are Bad So Kill Cows???
 
2014-04-23 05:39:18 PM
Wesley Snipes steals from the government and he goes to jail.

Ol' Cattlehat McWhiteman steals from the government and he's some kind of hero.
 
2014-04-23 05:39:32 PM

vernonFL: He looks like a guy I met at a gay bar last week. He is the hot bearded daddy bear type. Plus he got the crazy eyes. Hot.

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2014-04-23 05:39:46 PM
I'll be here all week, try the veal.
 
2014-04-23 05:39:49 PM
I'd like to comment, but I'm too busy felling free trees in Yosemite and selling the lumber.
 
2014-04-23 05:40:38 PM

lordjupiter: Both Sides Are Bad So Kill Cows???


classic.battle.net

IIRC you can get lots of cool stuff by killing cows.
 
2014-04-23 05:40:56 PM

Lumbar Puncture: iheartscotch: To be fair. His cow have probably done more for the US than the entirety of the Occupy movement.

/ what's the difference between a cow and a hippy? Cows actually have a purpose.

But you can eat both still, right?


www.stat.ucla.edu

i think there was something funny in that hippie
 
2014-04-23 05:41:24 PM
Same guy before he grew the beard and shaved his head.

www.petercushing.co.uk
 
2014-04-23 05:41:53 PM

JC22: But to show up in that type of force is absolutely ridiculous and something else is going on and most likely it involves Reid and the solar farm from the Chinese.


*ahem* http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/nevada.asp
 
2014-04-23 05:42:25 PM

error 303: iheartscotch: To be fair. His cow have probably done more for the US than the entirety of the Occupy movement.

/ what's the difference between a cow and a hippy? Cows actually have a purpose.

Ooooooo, is this a hospital? Because I feel like we just entered the BURN WARD


For the record, neither of you is funny or even remotely scathing.
 
2014-04-23 05:43:38 PM
Shaw responded by arguing that the groups are different because the Bundy activists have not destroyed property or been arrested.

Well, it's not because you assholes didn't TRY.I really hope you don't dislocate your shoulder while patting yourself on the back.
 
2014-04-23 05:45:35 PM
1. Bundy sells his cows, the beef gets to market, gov. puts a lien on the proceeds, we get beef and money owed.

2.Government confiscates Bundy's cows, Govt. sells the cows, govt. keeps the money, beef gets to market, we get beef and money owed.

So, since both the above schemes end up with us getting both the beef and the money, which scheme does Bundy and his supporters advocate? Surely, they don't intend to allow Bundy to get out from paying his debt, right?
 
2014-04-23 05:45:47 PM

Mikey1969: Shaw responded by arguing that the groups are different because the Bundy activists have not destroyed property or been arrested.

Well, it's not because you assholes didn't TRY.I really hope you don't dislocate your shoulder while patting yourself on the back.


It also helps that they're armed to the goddamned teeth.
 
2014-04-23 05:46:14 PM
The steaks have been raised!
 
2014-04-23 05:46:19 PM
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2014-04-23 05:46:22 PM

Danger Avoid Death: EvilEgg: They should just pepper spray the area, like dusting crops. That'll break up the protest.

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"I pepper sprayed the wrong field?"


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 05:46:45 PM
I think the feds should get together with all the other ranchers out there out there and explain how Militia McStealstuff is dicking over their legitimate businesses. Then, drop them off a couple of crates of AR15s and say, "Hey, by the way, he doesn't believe we exist. Have fun."
 
2014-04-23 05:46:51 PM
These clowns are a lot like OWS - and they are small shiat, and not worth spilling blood to go after in a big hurry.
I think the Feds are right to exercise patience here - time is on their side.
 
2014-04-23 05:46:57 PM

FlashHarry: why isn't he in jail for threatening federal officers with firearms?


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Because sometimes the situation is more complicated than lawful and unlawful.
 
2014-04-23 05:46:59 PM

Mikey1969: Shaw responded by arguing that the groups are different because the Bundy activists have not destroyed property or been arrested.

Well, it's not because you assholes didn't TRY.I really hope you don't dislocate your shoulder while patting yourself on the back.


Especially after one of those idiots kicked a police dog.

The only reason they weren't arrested is the police realized there would be a serious situation outside of their control if they started doing that.
 
2014-04-23 05:47:03 PM

someonelse: JC22: But to show up in that type of force is absolutely ridiculous and something else is going on and most likely it involves Reid and the solar farm from the Chinese.

*ahem* http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/nevada.asp


Oh, that uber-liberal Snopes website you say!

/and by "liberal", I mean, fact-checking, non-biased information
 
2014-04-23 05:47:27 PM
i267.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 05:47:32 PM

Arkanaut: The steaks have been raised!


Okay, these puns are getting udderly ridiculous.
 
2014-04-23 05:47:44 PM

JC22: My view is if the guy is breaking the law, then put a lien on his stuff. But to show up in that type of force is absolutely ridiculous and something else is going on and most likely it involves Reid and the solar farm from the Chinese.

And Reid needs to get his foot out of his mouth that was just in his @$$ and shut up about domestic terrorists because he has no idea what a domestic terrorist is.

And lastly Mr Reid. If you are going to spout off about enforcing the law and some citizen can't do what he's doing then you need to enforce all laws, especially those that are here ILLEGALLY and also those in that certain government run tax agency called the IRS that owe billion in back taxes.

Can't have it both ways jackass.


Yup, you're right.  It has nothing to do with a rancher flouting federal law and thumbing his nose at the BLM, it's all about some dirty, conniving, lowlife DEM (who we all know can't be trusted any further than we can throw them).  In fact, we should throw Mr. Reid in prison for his comments (just to be safe) and strip him of his office while we're out it.

Will that make you feel better, pumpkin?
 
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