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(Right Wing Watch)   Wife refuses to have sex with you? Well she was probably molested as a child and that's grounds for a divorcin' says Pat Robertson   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 153
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2014-04-23 03:29:26 PM  
For the life of me, I don't know how, but that jackhole still manages to surprise me with his idiocy. Figured I'd be numb to it by now.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-23 03:50:02 PM  
Failure to consummate is a traditional basis for annulment, long before no fault divorce.

/DNRTFA
 
2014-04-23 03:55:29 PM  

ZAZ: Failure to consummate is a traditional basis for annulment, long before no fault divorce.

/DNRTFA


DNRTFA?  Clearly.  This article is about withholding regular sex, not a failure to consummate.

/now I'm hungry for consommé
 
2014-04-23 03:55:45 PM  
Pat Robertson brand divorce attorneys: "If they're molested, we won't be bested!" Call now for a free consultation.
 
2014-04-23 04:14:00 PM  
Perhaps the husband's personal hygiene is questionable, and the wife isn't turned on by the funk in his junk.
 
2014-04-23 04:45:21 PM  
And that's why you don't wait to have sex until marriage.
 
2014-04-23 04:49:59 PM  
Can't he just cheat on her? Or guilt her into an open marriage?
 
2014-04-23 05:52:41 PM  
Pat Robertson says something retarded. Must be a day ending in "Y".
 
2014-04-23 05:55:17 PM  
Flunitrazepam

Not saying.  Just saying.

Tell her she is having flashbacks.
 
2014-04-23 05:57:17 PM  
He's half right.
 
2014-04-23 05:58:03 PM  
I dunno, other than the molesting part, I agree with him.  Probably not going to be a very happy life if you're stuck in a no sex marriage.  Seems like a good reason to get divorced to me.
 
2014-04-23 05:58:49 PM  

sendtodave: He's half right.


yeah, i know.  if she was molested, obviously, she wasn't a virgin when you married.  that's a divorcing
 
2014-04-23 05:58:57 PM  

sendtodave: He's half right.


Pretty much. Lack of happy-times has been grounds for divorce (regardless of the gender or sex of the reluctant partner) since forever.

The problem isn't the etting from point A to point B, it's the detour through point QX17 that's the problem.
 
2014-04-23 05:59:07 PM  
Well that's the first time I've agreed with Pat Robertson. Withholding sex in any relationship is grounds for it to be ended.
 
2014-04-23 05:59:13 PM  
Withholding sex is grounds for divorce
 
2014-04-23 05:59:39 PM  
Forget the Kansas clowns.  This idiot is a laugh riot.
 
2014-04-23 06:00:41 PM  
Take out the "probably molested" line and it's accurate.
And maybe she was molested. It's not uncommon.
 
2014-04-23 06:01:38 PM  
When my wife and I were first dating I told her that a relationship without sex is a friendship, and I have enough friends. So far so good. /Pat Robertson is a collosal jagoff.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-23 06:03:30 PM  
mawso.edublogs.org

*not biblical
 
2014-04-23 06:03:40 PM  
A hand full of times. He's doing it wrong.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-23 06:05:06 PM  

pute kisses like a man: sendtodave: He's half right.

yeah, i know.  if she was molested, obviously, she wasn't a virgin when you married.  that's a divorcing


Worse, she should have been forced to marry the person who raped her, so it's kind of like bigamy...
 
2014-04-23 06:05:33 PM  
It would indeed suck to have a sexless marriage but what kind of dope gets marital advice from Pat Robertson? Maybe his wife regrets marrying a moron.
 
2014-04-23 06:09:09 PM  

Lorelle: Perhaps the husband's personal hygiene is questionable, and the wife isn't turned on by the funk in his junk.


Or the wife has a 10 year headache going on
 
2014-04-23 06:11:37 PM  
Any marriage is doomed if the partners sex drives aren't at least in the same ballpark.
 
2014-04-23 06:13:54 PM  
Pat Robertson is a monumental idiot (as he proves once again with these comments) and anyone that listens to him for advice deserves what they get. That being said withholding sex is more than enough reason for either person to get a divorce. A sexless marriage is a sham marriage and either needs serious counseling to get back on track or a divorce.
 
2014-04-23 06:14:58 PM  
now that's how you defend the sanctity of marriage.
 
2014-04-23 06:14:59 PM  

garumph: Any marriage is doomed if the partners sex drives aren't at least in the same ballpark.


You shouldn't drive in the ballpark. People are playing ball. They could get hurt. Drive at the race track.
 
2014-04-23 06:15:37 PM  

garumph: Any marriage is doomed if the partners sex drives aren't at least in the same ballpark.


At least with my ex and I, our sex drives were in the same ballbark. Which is why I can never go back to Dodger Stadium again.
 
2014-04-23 06:17:55 PM  
Pat seems about right to me,  After all it is socially acceptable for the wife to divorce the guy because he won't have sex with her.  I confirmed with Oprah just now.

Equal rights baby!
 
2014-04-23 06:19:32 PM  
Why doesn't he just die, already?
 
2014-04-23 06:20:57 PM  

Lorelle: Perhaps the husband's personal hygiene is questionable, and the wife isn't turned on by the funk in his junk.


That's what marriage counseling is for and in that situations it is desperately needed. If the guy let himself go than he needs to get himself back on track. It doesn't really matter why the marriage has no sex, it matters that it has no sex.

If the guy still can't get his act together enough for sex than the couple should get divorced. If your not having sex your relationship will break down and the marriage will inevitably fall apart. Better to end it sooner than live a sham marriage for years that damages the whole family.
 
2014-04-23 06:22:28 PM  

sendtodave: He's half right.


Oh, he is ALL right. There is not a leftist thought in his pointy little head.
 
2014-04-23 06:24:26 PM  
Maybe her husband isn't that great in bed in the first place and she's no longer interested....? Not enough information.
 
2014-04-23 06:24:31 PM  
If your spouse devices to no longer have sex with you, then divorce seems like a reasonable course of action.

Or perhaps stating that the relevant portion of your relationship will be outsourced.
 
2014-04-23 06:26:28 PM  

strife: Maybe her husband isn't that great in bed in the first place and she's no longer interested....? Not enough information.


Because it is always the man's fault.
 
2014-04-23 06:26:37 PM  
A sexless marriage means you've transitioned into being roommates.
If one on the persons in the relationship does not want to put out then it's time to move on.
 
2014-04-23 06:27:10 PM  
This is a tough one, and it is age dependent.

For you kiddos, you are right.  A woman under 50 should be able to feel aroused for sex, unless something is very wrong.  A concerned husband should help find a solution for the problem, whether through therapy or some consensual hard dicking.  Most times, this is a symptom of lack of interest in you.  So maybe she likes someone else, and you don't excite her as before.  All this in a an extended basis, yes, it is the start of a divorce process.

For us, once a woman starts hitting 50, menopause is on the onset.  We are probably going to be at very different sexual drives from time to time.  I just hope she lets me help her remember old times, even if she is not so much on the mood.  We talked about this already, and I love her too much to start a divorce because she is holding out for a week or so.  I know couples that have gone for years without having it, and that is just not right.  It is a tough one if you really love your woman, and you feel compelled to stay together for the kids and grandkids.
 
2014-04-23 06:31:06 PM  

BMFPitt: If your spouse devices to no longer have sex with you, then divorce seems like a reasonable course of action.

Or perhaps stating that the relevant portion of your relationship will be outsourced.


My spouse device doesn't really have much say in the matter.
 
2014-04-23 06:37:35 PM  
How did Pat Robertson survive the battle of Helm's deep?
 
2014-04-23 06:40:06 PM  
So does this mean I should have sex w/the husband tonight?

/jk
 
2014-04-23 06:41:40 PM  

freetomato: It would indeed suck to have a sexless marriage but what kind of dope gets marital advice from Pat Robertson? Maybe his wife regrets marrying a moron.


I think "dope" and "moron" are the operative words  here.
 
2014-04-23 06:42:00 PM  
He could want sex too much because he was molested by a hot 23 year-old teacher while he was in middle school.
 
2014-04-23 06:44:13 PM  
There's nothing like listening to Pat Robertson to knock the frisky out of you.
 
2014-04-23 06:45:16 PM  

umad: strife: Maybe her husband isn't that great in bed in the first place and she's no longer interested....? Not enough information.

Because it is always the man's fault.


Darn that reverse psychology!  Just saying though, but it's seriously a one-sided question.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-23 06:45:47 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: He could want sex too much because he was molested by a hot 23 year-old teacher while he was in middle school.


That's not molestation.  That's a hentai plot.
 
2014-04-23 06:50:43 PM  

d23: Tr0mBoNe: He could want sex too much because he was molested by a hot 23 year-old teacher while he was in middle school.

That's not molestation.  That's a hentai plot.


whycantwehaveboth.gif
 
2014-04-23 06:51:02 PM  
two weeks.

that is the longest I would go without sex from my wife.  at that point I would just say "ok, either sex resumes with you or without you, but sex is about to resume with someone."

people that go years without getting laid WHEN THEY ARE farkING MARRIED is goddamned ridiculous, barring medical problems that preclude sex, and even in that case I'd be making arrangements.
 
2014-04-23 06:54:27 PM  
CSB time: Had a luxuriabt beard I'd cultivated for the better part of twenty years. Tied strongly to my identity; my brand as it were. Also acquired a hot and desirable new girlfriend. One evening I made my move to close the deal with her, figuring what with the nice dinner at an upscale place and copious amounts of wine both at the restaurant and back at my place, appropriate sweet nothings having been exchanged, etc., that the requisite quantity of social lubrication had been attained.

All was going well right up until she turned very cold and stiff to me and my romantic advances. Sensing my surprise, puzzlement, and frustration, she was quick to give me her explanation, "I was in a relationship with a guy that had a beard and it was traumatic and ugly. He was physically and emotionally abusive and I just couldn't handle it. I thought I'd overcome this, but apparently not. I'm just having these terrible flashes and dread. Because of the beard."

Deciding to pounce on the situation with the perfect chivalrous gesture that would doubtless demonstrate my sincerity, cement our relationship, and get me laid, I announced with great flourish, "I understand perfectly and would never want you to suffer from needless anxiety, I will address this problem. Give me just ten minutes."

With that, I hastened to the bathroom and proceeded to shave my beloved beard. Newly clean-shorn, I hastily returned to our love den and swept her into my arms.

She pulled away from me suddenly and retreated to the far end of the couch, fixing me in her sweet gaze. "On second thought, maybe it wasn't the beard after all."
 
2014-04-23 06:54:36 PM  
It's odd. This is far less offensive and idiotic than many of the things he said in his younger days (see: "Feminism encourages women to practice witchcraft and become lesbians"), but the first thing I attributed it to was his encroaching senility.
 
2014-04-23 06:56:05 PM  

zepher: A sexless marriage means you've transitioned into being roommates.
If one on the persons in the relationship does not want to put out then it's time to move on.


I have to disagree. My wife and I have been married 28 years, and when we got married it was because we loved each other, were compatible, enjoyed being with each other, and yes, sex. For the last six years my wife has had some serious health problems, and sex has been almost non existant. That has never changed the depth of our feelings for each other, or the fact that there is still no one I'd rather spend time
with.
Some of you have a very shallow definition of what marriage should be about
 
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