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(New York Daily News)   Is that a loaded gun in your vagina or are you just not very happy to see me?   (nydailynews.com) divider line 104
    More: Dumbass, Tennessee Woman, Kingsport, law enforcements, Kingsport Police Department, Cormac McCarthy, TSG  
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7188 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Apr 2014 at 2:29 PM (26 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-23 01:22:41 PM  
Wait, I have something for this...
 
2014-04-23 01:31:23 PM  
A female cop was performing a routine search when she noticed an "unknown object" in Archer's groin.

Phrasing!
 
2014-04-23 01:33:48 PM  
Well, it should be holstered if you're not using it.

/vaguna
 
2014-04-23 01:38:51 PM  
community.us.playstation.com
 
2014-04-23 01:52:52 PM  
Also, wtf with that hair
 
2014-04-23 01:53:25 PM  
ilarge.listal.com
 
2014-04-23 01:59:23 PM  
The gat in the cat?
 
2014-04-23 02:31:27 PM  
Two words, ladies.

Slide bite.
 
2014-04-23 02:32:20 PM  
Wasn't  this the opening scene of a Clint Eastwood movie?
 
2014-04-23 02:32:26 PM  
FTA:

"Souther said it was stolen from his 1994 Mustang last year while the car was parked in front of his home."

Souther should be in jail right along with her.

/ Another responsible gun owner losing track of his guns.
 
2014-04-23 02:32:34 PM  
That won't happen to Machete. Again.
 
2014-04-23 02:35:39 PM  
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2014-04-23 02:36:01 PM  

Rent Party: FTA:

"Souther said it was stolen from his 1994 Mustang last year while the car was parked in front of his home."

Souther should be in jail right along with her.

/ Another responsible gun owner losing track of his guns.


Because it was stolen from his car...on his...property...

What now?
 
2014-04-23 02:37:37 PM  
My headline was Fire in the Hole.
 
2014-04-23 02:37:43 PM  
The owner does not want the gun back.
 
2014-04-23 02:38:25 PM  
Hey Billy.  So other day I was going down on my girlfriend and I said "Jeez you got a big pussy.  Jeez you got a big pussy." and she said "Why did you say it twice?" and I said "I didn't".  You know... because of the echo.
 
2014-04-23 02:38:51 PM  
She snatched it?
 
2014-04-23 02:40:19 PM  
At least it wasn't an airplane.
 
2014-04-23 02:40:35 PM  
Something fishy about this story.
 
2014-04-23 02:41:41 PM  
Girl. You got a slinky on your head.
 
2014-04-23 02:41:48 PM  

AngryDragon: Two words, ladies.

Slide bite.


One word: revolver
 
2014-04-23 02:42:48 PM  
This one came to mind (too large to post here):

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2014-04-23 02:42:57 PM  

Sybarite: [ilarge.listal.com image 850x636]


I see you have this one covered, I'm clocking out.
 
2014-04-23 02:43:36 PM  
Kinda takes unwanted discharge in a new direction.

AngryDragon: Slide bite.

A little unlikely from a revolver.  This also is probably the only time where getting flesh pinched by the hammer is the less painful option.

./Ok in this case, don't think we want this one breeding
 
2014-04-23 02:45:21 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: One word: revolver


Tiny tiny fist....
 
2014-04-23 02:46:20 PM  
hot dog-thrown-down-hallway-the-width-of-a-barn.jpg
 
2014-04-23 02:46:45 PM  
went to TFA expecting neck tattoos in the mug...leaving disappointed
 
2014-04-23 02:46:55 PM  
Crotch Cannon
Killer Kitty
Hoochie Heater

/be careful, she's the CLIT master!
 
2014-04-23 02:47:15 PM  
It's cool, she has a pubic carry license.
 
2014-04-23 02:47:45 PM  
There once was a lady named Regina
Who concealed a gun in her vagina
Then East she did travel
Over asphalt and gravel
And was apprehended in North Carolina.


_________________________________________________

FTFA:
Police said they would have to give the 4-inch North American Arms mini-revolver (not shown) a bleach bath.

a. - "4-inch" - she could almost accommodate my penis
b. - "not shown" - a hearty thank you from the Moose
c. - "bleach bath" - these cops sound like FARKers
 
2014-04-23 02:50:11 PM  
Is this better or worse than vagina dentata?
 
2014-04-23 02:50:37 PM  
Cooter shooter?
 
2014-04-23 02:51:01 PM  

Private_Citizen: Crotch Cannon
Killer Kitty
Hoochie Heater

/be careful, she's the CLIT master!


Maybe we should introduce her to the CLIT Commander...
/off-shoot of the LABIA...
 
2014-04-23 02:51:24 PM  
Hoohaw howitzer
 
2014-04-23 02:51:59 PM  
So then, anal?
 
2014-04-23 02:52:51 PM  
The soulless look on her face would indicate that she's waiting for the first guy to hit on her and the revolver would come out to fire two shots - one at each testicle.
 
2014-04-23 02:53:38 PM  
How did she get that seashell to stay on her head?
 
2014-04-23 02:54:10 PM  

MooseBayou: There once was a lady named Regina
Who concealed a gun in her vagina
Then East she did travel
Over asphalt and gravel
And was apprehended in North Carolina.


_________________________________________________

FTFA:
Police said they would have to give the 4-inch North American Arms mini-revolver (not shown) a bleach bath.

a. - "4-inch" - she could almost accommodate my penis
b. - "not shown" - a hearty thank you from the Moose
c. - "bleach bath" - these cops sound like FARKers


Actually the owner, a 70 year old man said that. You can get off his lawn and into a reading comprehension class though.
 
2014-04-23 02:54:24 PM  

zulius: Private_Citizen: Crotch Cannon
Killer Kitty
Hoochie Heater

/be careful, she's the CLIT master!

Maybe we should introduce her to the CLIT Commander...
/off-shoot of the LABIA...


Dang! Jay would be disappointed that I screwed up his title.
 
2014-04-23 02:54:40 PM  

Talos: How did she get that seashell to stay on her head?


The pseudopod is still inside.
 
2014-04-23 02:56:04 PM  

AngryDragon: Because it was stolen from his car...on his...property...


Is there a police report to back that up, or is it just "oh yeah, that was...umm...stolen?"
 
2014-04-23 02:56:25 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hoohaw howitzer


Vag Vindicator
 
2014-04-23 02:56:28 PM  

farkyourface: MooseBayou: There once was a lady named Regina
Who concealed a gun in her vagina
Then East she did travel
Over asphalt and gravel
And was apprehended in North Carolina.


_________________________________________________

FTFA:
Police said they would have to give the 4-inch North American Arms mini-revolver (not shown) a bleach bath.

a. - "4-inch" - she could almost accommodate my penis
b. - "not shown" - a hearty thank you from the Moose
c. - "bleach bath" - these cops sound like FARKers

Actually the owner, a 70 year old man said that. You can get off his lawn and into a reading comprehension class though.


Bless your heart.
 
2014-04-23 02:57:20 PM  
I always wanted one of these but I don't like how the cylinder has to be unscrewed from the frame if you want to reload.

I'd also get a .22 LR and the holster/grip extension.
 
2014-04-23 03:01:29 PM  
Back in my restaurant days I've heard some shiat and then I've heard some shiat.  One day this haggered server was telling a story about how her and some friends were off to score some weed in a seedy part of town.  It was a shake down, they were pulled over.  Her friends told her to cram the 3/4 oz of weed up her hey-now.  She was sooooo proud at the fact the cops couldn't find it, and to top it off the drug dog couldn't find it.  I guess the cops figured they ditched it before they were pulled over.  As she told the last part she was smiling and the rest of us present were, well...kinda like O_O
 
2014-04-23 03:01:58 PM  
40 posts in and no one has done the " The 4-inch revolver was half-cocked" joke yet?
 
2014-04-23 03:05:12 PM  
Now becareful banging her, as she might bang back.

and looking at the mugshot, Im thinking that won't be a problem.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 03:05:20 PM  
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Let's be honest. I would risk getting shot with her old gun to give her a shot with my new one.
 
2014-04-23 03:08:59 PM  

lewismarktwo: I always wanted one of these but I don't like how the cylinder has to be unscrewed from the frame if you want to reload.

I'd also get a .22 LR and the holster/grip extension.


I have one. It doesn't.

You push button below barrel. Remove rod and cylinder to reload. Comes with cylinder for .22 and .22 LR.
 
2014-04-23 03:10:49 PM  
"Was she hot?"
"Dude, she was Bangin!"
 
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