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(Thrillist)   BEHOLD - the Wonut, you disgusting fatbody   (thrillist.com) divider line 21
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2969 clicks; posted to Business » on 23 Apr 2014 at 2:17 PM (26 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-23 12:31:40 PM  
I don't have a picture because I'm not a hipster foodie douche, but Strange Donut has a Chicken and Waffles doughnut; doughnut (fried) made of waffle batter, with a hot fried spicy chicken strip in the doughnut hole. Topped with maple syrup and butter.

They also have chocolate cake doughnuts with nutella frosting.

And a fudge frosted doughnut rolled in smashed butterfinger.

and a doughnut filled with blueberry cheesecake.
 
2014-04-23 12:52:22 PM  
Oh for fark's sake.  It's a fried waffle.

These "food mash-ups"/"food hacks" are really starting to annoy me.  Jesus, people - Get. A. GRIP.
 
2014-04-23 01:50:24 PM  
The food industry is run by stoners.
 
2014-04-23 02:22:21 PM  
trying too hard people. wake me when you have perfected Bacon Coffee.
 
2014-04-23 02:23:04 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: The food industry is run by stoners.


Well, I'm a little high right now and I really should not have looked at those pics.

/to the kitchen i go
 
2014-04-23 02:26:14 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 03:04:54 PM  
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fark is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly wonut, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly wonut?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly wonuts, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly wonut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...

[turns and addresses rest of platoon]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle farks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY WONUT! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!

[rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, Hartman turns to Pyle]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Open your mouth!

[shoves jelly wonut into PYLE's mouth]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: They're payin' for it; YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise!
 
2014-04-23 03:13:03 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: The food industry is run by stoners.


Munchies are the mother of invention.
 
2014-04-23 03:36:35 PM  
I am filled with self loathing because while this is hipster foodie douchebaggery of the highest order, I really
want one.
 
2014-04-23 03:43:03 PM  

Arkanaut: Tr0mBoNe: The food industry is run by stoners.

Munchies are the mother of invention.


Listening to the Mothers of Invention gives you the munchies.

\That's my story.
 
2014-04-23 03:52:57 PM  

buckeyebrain: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fark is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly wonut, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly wonut?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly wonuts, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly wonut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...

[turns and addresses rest of platoon]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle farks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY WONUT! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!

[rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, Hartman turns to Pyle]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Open your mouth!

[shoves jelly wonut into PYLE's mouth]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: They're payin' for it; YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise!


Very Good! 'Cept Pyle would have called him 'Sergeant' not 'Sir'.
 
2014-04-23 04:02:35 PM  
There was something called "Waffles Cafe" in Chicago and I didn't know about it while I lived there? Goddammit so much!!!!

/I want to go to there!
 
2014-04-23 04:03:37 PM  
oi   when will this madness stop?
 
2014-04-23 04:12:21 PM  
Excellent, I bet it will hold a lot more mayo than a normal donut.
 
2014-04-23 05:05:48 PM  

dougls_99: buckeyebrain:

Very Good! 'Cept Pyle would have called him 'Sergeant' not 'Sir'.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?
 
2014-04-23 05:40:44 PM  

Crudbucket: dougls_99: buckeyebrain:

Very Good! 'Cept Pyle would have called him 'Sergeant' not 'Sir'.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?


Further proof: The word 'sir' appears on the IMDB quote page more than 100 times, including over 70 by Pyle.
 
2014-04-23 06:39:23 PM  

dougls_99: buckeyebrain: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fark is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly wonut, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly wonut?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly wonuts, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly wonut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...

[turns and addresses rest of platoon]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle farks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY WONUT! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!

[rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, Hartman turns to Pyle]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Open your mouth!

[shoves jelly wonut into PYLE's mouth]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: They're payin' for it; YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise!

Very Good! 'Cept Pyle would have called him 'Sergeant' not 'Sir'.


You were never a Soldier in the Core
 
2014-04-23 06:49:08 PM  
Mmmmm.... Blue Waffles!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 06:52:08 PM  
You were never a Soldier in the Core

No, I never was. I have this incurable assumption that I know everything anyway and quite often put my foot in my mouth.  I did that this time.
 
2014-04-23 07:14:32 PM  

oldgunny: dougls_99: buckeyebrain: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fark is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Open your mouth!

[shoves jelly wonut into PYLE's mouth]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: They're payin' for it; YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise!

Very Good! 'Cept Pyle would have called him 'Sergeant' not 'Sir'.

You were never a Soldier in the Core


Yup. "Sir" precedes and follows every answer to a DI in boot camp, until you graduate and earn the EGA, at which point, "sir" is reserved as an honorific for officers.

/The Farkism still bugs me though, 24 years after my honorable discharge.
 
2014-04-23 08:25:43 PM  
If you want waffles go to the waffle truck in NYC.
 
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