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(RealClear)   Man gets fitted with bionic eye, claims to be the son of Scott Summers and Jean Grey   (realclear.com) divider line 19
    More: Cool, Scott Summers, Jean Grey, bionic eye, Michigan, U.S., vision loss, implantation, optic nerves  
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2014-04-23 12:43:10 PM
5 votes:
Did you mean Steve Austin and Jaime Sommers?

/damn kids not versed in the classics!
2014-04-23 01:19:14 PM
3 votes:
cdn.fansided.com
/obscure?
2014-04-23 01:49:05 PM
2 votes:

sendtodave: stratagos: Oh FFS, subby, that's not a bionic eye - that's the techno-organic virus! Learn a little science!

/or something

http://marvel.wikia.com/Techno-Organic_Virus

Apocalypse was introduced to the virus from a young Nathan Summers, calling himself the Traveler. In a battle between Traveler and Apocalypse, they were both cut and Ozymandias, Apocalypse's servant, had Apocalypse's body returned to the newly found Celestial Ship, that Apocalypse, at that time, could not understand or communicate with. With Traveler's blood mixed with the Techno-Organic Virus and his own, Apocalypse was healed in a chamber of the ship and, infected with the virus, could then understand the ship. Years later, Apocalypse used the virus to infect Nathan Christopher Charles Summers as an infant, leading to his transport to the future and his growing up to be Cable. It was possible that Apocalypse used this knowledge of past/future events to infect infant Nathan Summers so that he himself would become Apocalypse in the past.

WTF am I reading?


Actually, one of the most difficult aspects of time travel is the grammar.  Try explaining what already happened next Thursday years ago to someone and you begin to see the problem.

You end up with future present tense, past future tense, and present past future tense (something happening right now that already happened in the future).  Of course, future perfect tense gets thrown right out the door because it never is.
2014-04-23 01:47:11 PM
2 votes:

mike_d85: I'm not impressed until he defeats big foot.


As top or bottom?

mantiseye.com
2014-04-23 01:23:40 PM
2 votes:
Haven't read the FA, but this whole headline/thread seems like a train wreck so far.
2014-04-23 03:43:25 PM
1 votes:

Thallone1: skyotter: [www.renderwrx.net image 850x316]

/whichever Farker turned me on to Nextwave all those years ago, thanks!

why is the clip almost off the end of the barrel?


it's not a clip, it's a metallic pouch.
2014-04-23 03:36:51 PM
1 votes:

Thallone1: why is the clip almost off the end of the barrel?


It's a FUTURE gun.

And the future is never what you expect.

i.imgur.com
2014-04-23 02:17:48 PM
1 votes:
Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive.
2014-04-23 02:10:13 PM
1 votes:
d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net
2014-04-23 01:46:34 PM
1 votes:
oddly enough, it is Lee "The Six Million Dollar Man"  Majors birthday today.
2014-04-23 01:45:11 PM
1 votes:
I'm not impressed until he defeats big foot.
2014-04-23 01:42:46 PM
1 votes:
Unfortunately all he can see is Michigan.
2014-04-23 01:34:04 PM
1 votes:
Okay, one joke. (More like an addition to the list of references)

The artificial implant in Pontz's left eye is part of a system developed by Second Sight that includes a small video camera and transmitter housed in a pair of glasses.
Images from the camera are converted into a series of electrical pulses that are transmitted wirelessly to an array of electrodes on the surface of the retina. The pulses stimulate the retina's remaining healthy cells, causing them to relay the signal to the optic nerve.
The visual information then moves to the brain, where it is translated into patterns of light that can be recognized and interpreted, allowing the patient to regain some visual function.


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2014-04-23 01:25:50 PM
1 votes:

Cyno01: Uhg. Dont get me wrong, Cable & Deadpool was awesome, but is there a bigger Mary Sue than Cable?


A time traveler with almost god like powers? No no there isn't.
2014-04-23 01:24:58 PM
1 votes:

Cyno01: Uhg. Dont get me wrong, Cable & Deadpool was awesome, but is there a bigger Mary Sue than Cable?


Considering he's a Leifeld creation, I'd say no.
2014-04-23 01:20:33 PM
1 votes:
Uhg. Dont get me wrong, Cable & Deadpool was awesome, but is there a bigger Mary Sue than Cable?
2014-04-23 01:19:31 PM
1 votes:
Oh FFS, subby, that's not a bionic eye - that's the techno-organic virus! Learn a little science!

/or something
2014-04-23 01:16:46 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he's working for the Clairvoyant.
2014-04-23 01:16:38 PM
1 votes:

haemaker: Did you mean Steve Austin and Jaime Sommers?

/damn kids not versed in the classics!


What does Stone Cold has to do with this?
 
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