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(Jezebel)   Apparently these milk executives thought the public was of the opinion, "You know, I would buy more milk if milk commercials made a lot more innuendos." This is what 8 oz. of protein looks like. [video goodness]   (jezebel.com) divider line 21
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2014-04-23 11:51:01 AM
8 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2014-04-23 02:10:26 PM
4 votes:
Lindy West is proof that loneliness and boredom eventually devolve into prurience.

Any 14-year-old boy home alone is proof enough, you just don't normally see someone so open and proud about it on the internet.

Look, Lindy, just drag those size 22 pants down to your cankles, lay on your mattress (the one with a sag-trench in it the size of a small canoe), and give that nasty, abundantly-lipped cooch a little hand time.  Do it now, so you'll stop sublimating your misery into appalling blog articles like this shiat.
2014-04-23 01:08:42 PM
2 votes:

unyon: What a suggestive milk ad might look like (maybe almost NSFW)


"So, why did you leave your last job?"
"I was let go for watching one, lousy video on YouTube.  Or fapping at my desk.  They weren't clear on the specifics."
2014-04-23 01:07:27 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2014-04-23 04:00:09 PM
1 votes:
Dear Milk people,

I like milk, please don't make me think of a mans lap spackle when I drink it.

Thank you.
2014-04-23 03:47:55 PM
1 votes:

ReverendJynxed: Yanks_RSJ: Lindy West

No shiat. I thought fatties were supposed to be jolly.


Man, I love his guitar work.  Mountain rocked.
2014-04-23 03:06:52 PM
1 votes:
Lindy West seems like a really pleasant person to be around.
2014-04-23 02:49:09 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-23 02:19:58 PM
1 votes:

ZMugg: unyon: What a suggestive milk ad might look like (maybe almost NSFW)

What another may look like.(NSFW?)


Feline disrespect from behind!


img.fark.net
2014-04-23 02:16:33 PM
1 votes:

Pangea: rzrwiresunrise: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 321x216]

[i.imgur.com image 734x588]

Yeah, I like how she mentions she's against osteoarthritis, and yet looks like she hasn't lifted more than that bag of M&Ms or walked farther than the pantry she keeps it in.

Oh, and anyone got a match?

First her doctor fat-shamed her by saying she should get some exercise.

Now you're doing it.

Typical male.


Let's just say the kind of mouth-breathing I like out of my women doesn't come from climbing three steps.
2014-04-23 02:01:41 PM
1 votes:

rzrwiresunrise: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 321x216]

[i.imgur.com image 734x588]

Yeah, I like how she mentions she's against osteoarthritis, and yet looks like she hasn't lifted more than that bag of M&Ms or walked farther than the pantry she keeps it in.

Oh, and anyone got a match?


First her doctor fat-shamed her by saying she should get some exercise.

Now you're doing it.

Typical male.
2014-04-23 01:59:59 PM
1 votes:

packman_jon: sigdiamond2000: What kind of barbaric backwoods troglodyte drinks cow's milk in this day and age?

What, you think drinking rat's milk makes you better than us?


Well, it does provide vitamin R...
2014-04-23 01:58:08 PM
1 votes:

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 321x216]

[i.imgur.com image 734x588]


Yeah, I like how she mentions she's against osteoarthritis, and yet looks like she hasn't lifted more than that bag of M&Ms or walked farther than the pantry she keeps it in.

Oh, and anyone got a match?
2014-04-23 01:52:12 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: If you're getting tons of "innuendo" from that commercial, you might actually be the one with the problem.


And we're done.
2014-04-23 01:42:55 PM
1 votes:
Watching SJW's and internet anti-paladins fightpassive-aggressively snipe at each other on different websites is like the biggest sperglord wussy slapfight on the playground.
2014-04-23 01:37:37 PM
1 votes:
Jezebel and The Onion are my two favorite satire sites.
2014-04-23 01:15:42 PM
1 votes:

unyon: What a suggestive milk ad might look like (maybe almost NSFW)


What another may look like.(NSFW?)


Feline disrespect from behind!
2014-04-23 01:13:08 PM
1 votes:

unyon: What a suggestive milk ad might look like (maybe almost NSFW)


Why not?  It works for orange juice (VERY nsfw)
2014-04-23 01:04:48 PM
1 votes:
Friend chicken?
2014-04-23 01:01:37 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: If you're getting tons of "innuendo" from that commercial, you might actually be the one with the problem.


Then why is Peter North their new spokes person?
2014-04-23 11:27:15 AM
1 votes:
If you're getting tons of "innuendo" from that commercial, you might actually be the one with the problem.
 
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