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(Jezebel)   Apparently these milk executives thought the public was of the opinion, "You know, I would buy more milk if milk commercials made a lot more innuendos." This is what 8 oz. of protein looks like. [video goodness]   (jezebel.com ) divider line
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2014-04-23 11:27:15 AM  
6 votes:
If you're getting tons of "innuendo" from that commercial, you might actually be the one with the problem.
2014-04-23 11:51:01 AM  
5 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2014-04-23 02:10:26 PM  
2 votes:
Lindy West is proof that loneliness and boredom eventually devolve into prurience.

Any 14-year-old boy home alone is proof enough, you just don't normally see someone so open and proud about it on the internet.

Look, Lindy, just drag those size 22 pants down to your cankles, lay on your mattress (the one with a sag-trench in it the size of a small canoe), and give that nasty, abundantly-lipped cooch a little hand time.  Do it now, so you'll stop sublimating your misery into appalling blog articles like this shiat.
2014-04-23 01:45:54 PM  
2 votes:

unyon: What a suggestive milk ad might look like (maybe almost NSFW)


Wow, that was boring, stupid and not at all sexy. And I like her.
2014-04-23 01:42:55 PM  
2 votes:
Watching SJW's and internet anti-paladins fightpassive-aggressively snipe at each other on different websites is like the biggest sperglord wussy slapfight on the playground.
2014-04-23 01:37:37 PM  
2 votes:
Jezebel and The Onion are my two favorite satire sites.
2014-04-23 12:28:45 PM  
2 votes:

sigdiamond2000: What kind of barbaric backwoods troglodyte drinks cow's milk in this day and age?


Me.  I'm a mutant who has the super amazing ability to digest lactose into adulthood!

Pass the pasteurized, homogenized whole milk.

Cheese is good too

Yogurt. Good.

Kefir is nice too.

Ice cream yummy.

Cheesecake kills me though.  Something about the combination of sugar and fat does me in.  Same problem with friend chicken.

Yes, I sound fat, but I'm only 10lbs overweight at the moment and losing that rapidly since biking season arrived.  I look positively svelte around my family
2014-04-23 06:51:55 PM  
1 vote:

bunner: The thing about fat shaming is, is like, if you're morbidly obese and the size of a hippopliptimoose and stuffing it in with both hands, maybe, just maybe, your doctor doesn't want you croak.


...some shaming is for your own good, therefore justified??
2014-04-23 06:17:48 PM  
1 vote:

Pangea: rzrwiresunrise: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 321x216]

[i.imgur.com image 734x588]

Yeah, I like how she mentions she's against osteoarthritis, and yet looks like she hasn't lifted more than that bag of M&Ms or walked farther than the pantry she keeps it in.

Oh, and anyone got a match?

First her doctor fat-shamed her by saying she should get some exercise.

Now you're doing it.

Typical male.


The thing about fat shaming is, is like, if you're morbidly obese and the size of a hippopliptimoose and stuffing it in with both hands, maybe, just maybe, your doctor doesn't want you croak.
2014-04-23 03:06:52 PM  
1 vote:
Lindy West seems like a really pleasant person to be around.
2014-04-23 02:19:58 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: unyon: What a suggestive milk ad might look like (maybe almost NSFW)

What another may look like.(NSFW?)


Feline disrespect from behind!


img.fark.net
2014-04-23 02:16:33 PM  
1 vote:

Pangea: rzrwiresunrise: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 321x216]

[i.imgur.com image 734x588]

Yeah, I like how she mentions she's against osteoarthritis, and yet looks like she hasn't lifted more than that bag of M&Ms or walked farther than the pantry she keeps it in.

Oh, and anyone got a match?

First her doctor fat-shamed her by saying she should get some exercise.

Now you're doing it.

Typical male.


Let's just say the kind of mouth-breathing I like out of my women doesn't come from climbing three steps.
2014-04-23 02:11:13 PM  
1 vote:
I saw absolutely no innuendo in this, but then again I'm not a raging lunatic obsessed with finding sexual harassment in everything.
2014-04-23 02:08:53 PM  
1 vote:
Jezebel clearly has no idea what jism looks like.

Go watch a bukakke vid where 50 men fill a beer bong with splooge and then get back to us.

In the meantime, there's enough shiat going on in the world that we don't need manufactured shock and outrage.
2014-04-23 02:01:41 PM  
1 vote:

rzrwiresunrise: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 321x216]

[i.imgur.com image 734x588]

Yeah, I like how she mentions she's against osteoarthritis, and yet looks like she hasn't lifted more than that bag of M&Ms or walked farther than the pantry she keeps it in.

Oh, and anyone got a match?


First her doctor fat-shamed her by saying she should get some exercise.

Now you're doing it.

Typical male.
2014-04-23 01:58:08 PM  
1 vote:

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 321x216]

[i.imgur.com image 734x588]


Yeah, I like how she mentions she's against osteoarthritis, and yet looks like she hasn't lifted more than that bag of M&Ms or walked farther than the pantry she keeps it in.

Oh, and anyone got a match?
2014-04-23 01:52:12 PM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: If you're getting tons of "innuendo" from that commercial, you might actually be the one with the problem.


And we're done.
2014-04-23 01:42:17 PM  
1 vote:
First of all, semen has very little protein in it.  The protein joke people make isn't based on reality.

Second, most of the commercial doesn't look in any way sexual.  In the beginning scene, there's a child and a woman running along and there are pinwheels of milk coming out of their backs.  In another scene, there's a girl singing and milk is pouring out of her hand as she spins it around.  None of that seems sexual.

The basketball scene, though... it does look like the guy is leaping into the area with a fountain of jizz propelling him up.
2014-04-23 01:19:56 PM  
1 vote:

sigdiamond2000: What kind of barbaric backwoods troglodyte drinks cow's milk in this day and age?


I only drink human breast milk from women who eat hormone and steroid free organic foods.

Why yes, I am better than you.
2014-04-23 01:15:42 PM  
1 vote:

unyon: What a suggestive milk ad might look like (maybe almost NSFW)


What another may look like.(NSFW?)


Feline disrespect from behind!
2014-04-23 01:10:16 PM  
1 vote:

Savage Bacon: Linday West needs to get laid.

Pronto.


FTFM

/guess I need to get laid, too
//no, not by you, Lindy
2014-04-23 01:08:37 PM  
1 vote:
Linda West needs to get laid.

Pronto.
 
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