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(USA Today)   According to a 'planetary defense group,' it is just a matter of time before a planet-killing asteroid hits us. EVERYBODY PANIC. Wait, planetary defense group? You mean... the Justice League?   (usatoday.com) divider line 15
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2014-04-23 12:48:36 PM
3 votes:
Alex! Alex! You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?

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Remember, Death Blossom delivers only one massive volley at close range... theoretically.
2014-04-23 02:20:55 PM
2 votes:
So, what are we going to do about it?

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/Obviously continue to depend on the Communists Russians for space travel.
2014-04-23 12:55:31 PM
2 votes:
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2014-04-23 11:55:43 AM
2 votes:
No, dummy. JL couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a map. You call the Avengers to get shiat done.
2014-04-23 01:41:22 PM
1 votes:
Combustion:

Yes. Sexy, sexy diapers. I'd camp in her Pampers.

I'd blow her where the Pampers is.
2014-04-23 01:31:10 PM
1 votes:

Empty H: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Empty H: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I reallly don't know why this is an unusual thought.  Our planet got smacked around a lot in the early years, and just the law of averages says eventually we are gonna get smacked again.

Unless of course, we have WW around with the golden lasso.  Then no worries at all.

It always looks like she is wearing a diaper.

That's because when that show was made, women weren't typically in pasties and leather when portrayed as superheros as they are now.  Things were covered, if you will.

Not judging then or now, just saying that's why.

Keep in mind that I am posting on Fark and thus probably don't have a good understanding of the female anatomy.



Truthiness?  On MY FARK?

:-)
2014-04-23 01:19:04 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: No, dummy. JL couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a map. You call the Avengers to get shiat done.


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"Come on guys, you never let me do anything! It's my time to shine for once!"
2014-04-23 01:15:25 PM
1 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Empty H: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I reallly don't know why this is an unusual thought.  Our planet got smacked around a lot in the early years, and just the law of averages says eventually we are gonna get smacked again.

Unless of course, we have WW around with the golden lasso.  Then no worries at all.

It always looks like she is wearing a diaper.

That's because when that show was made, women weren't typically in pasties and leather when portrayed as superheros as they are now.  Things were covered, if you will.

Not judging then or now, just saying that's why.


Keep in mind that I am posting on Fark and thus probably don't have a good understanding of the female anatomy.
2014-04-23 12:59:12 PM
1 votes:

Empty H: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I reallly don't know why this is an unusual thought.  Our planet got smacked around a lot in the early years, and just the law of averages says eventually we are gonna get smacked again.

Unless of course, we have WW around with the golden lasso.  Then no worries at all.

It always looks like she is wearing a diaper.


Yes. Sexy, sexy diapers. I'd camp in her Pampers.
2014-04-23 12:58:59 PM
1 votes:
I would watch that as a movie.  Planetary Defense League starring Neil Degrasse Tyson as the brains, Bill Nye the Science Guy as the other brains, Richard Dawkins as the slutty one,  and uh...I dunno, Stephen Hawking as the team flying strong man who shoots lasers from his eyes.
2014-04-23 12:51:03 PM
1 votes:

codenamewizard: Alex! Alex! You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?

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Remember, Death Blossom delivers only one massive volley at close range... theoretically.


Thanks, now I have to watch that movie.
2014-04-23 12:49:02 PM
1 votes:
I thought Pat Robertson said Jesus was going to hurl one our way this week!

Hopefully it hits Yellowstone setting off the megavolcano! Disaster GOODNESS!
2014-04-23 12:43:37 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: No, dummy. JL couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a map. You call the Avengers to get shiat done.


I'm calling Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, Steve Buscemi, and Aerosmith
2014-04-23 12:41:43 PM
1 votes:
This problem is so easy to solve, you just build a giant wall around the planet.  Duh.
2014-04-23 12:40:56 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: No, dummy. JL couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a map. You call the Avengers to get shiat done.


Exactly.  You call the JL when you need a bucket of water.
 
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