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(USA Today)   According to a 'planetary defense group,' it is just a matter of time before a planet-killing asteroid hits us. EVERYBODY PANIC. Wait, planetary defense group? You mean... the Justice League?   (usatoday.com) divider line 11
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2014-04-23 01:13:27 PM  
4 votes:
www.nature.com
2014-04-23 01:06:43 PM  
1 votes:

Empty H: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I reallly don't know why this is an unusual thought.  Our planet got smacked around a lot in the early years, and just the law of averages says eventually we are gonna get smacked again.

Unless of course, we have WW around with the golden lasso.  Then no worries at all.

It always looks like she is wearing a diaper.


That's because when that show was made, women weren't typically in pasties and leather when portrayed as superheros as they are now.  Things were covered, if you will.

Not judging then or now, just saying that's why.
2014-04-23 01:03:04 PM  
1 votes:
It's also only a matter of time until the sun expands enough to completely consume the earth into a death spiral and burn us into nothing... on a long enough time scale all cumulative probabilities reach 1 or 0.

Some probabilities jump up there immediately, like P(Alessandra Ambrosio is hot | you find women attractive at all) = 1

That being said,the sooner we deploy lunar ring defense systems the happier I'll be, regardless of their practicality.

alienscientist.com
2014-04-23 12:55:31 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-23 12:54:09 PM  
1 votes:

gopher321: No, dummy. JL couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a map. You call the Avengers to get shiat done.


Since Marvel is absolutely destroying DC when it comes to live action, I would agree. Now if it were the animated Justice League from the 90s and early 2000s, I'd vote for them.

But now that rebooted Superman loses his powers when he can't breathe our air.. Aw screw it, call the Avengers.
2014-04-23 12:53:56 PM  
1 votes:
Dear USA Today and other similar morons, embedding video that auto-starts and cannot be stopped may generate ad revenues, but it pisses the people the ads are aimed at off and causes them to just close the window. Some companies actually have policies prohibiting watching streaming video at the office. Fired people can't buy your sponsor's shiat.
2014-04-23 12:52:33 PM  
1 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I reallly don't know why this is an unusual thought.  Our planet got smacked around a lot in the early years, and just the law of averages says eventually we are gonna get smacked again.

Unless of course, we have WW around with the golden lasso.  Then no worries at all.


It always looks like she is wearing a diaper.
2014-04-23 12:51:58 PM  
1 votes:
www.bookfever.com
2014-04-23 12:48:36 PM  
1 votes:
Alex! Alex! You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?

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Remember, Death Blossom delivers only one massive volley at close range... theoretically.
2014-04-23 12:44:29 PM  
1 votes:
I reallly don't know why this is an unusual thought.  Our planet got smacked around a lot in the early years, and just the law of averages says eventually we are gonna get smacked again.

Unless of course, we have WW around with the golden lasso.  Then no worries at all.

img.fark.net
2014-04-23 11:55:43 AM  
1 votes:
No, dummy. JL couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a map. You call the Avengers to get shiat done.
 
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