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(The Local)   Germany warns of war in Europe. This is not a repeat from 1938   (thelocal.de ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Europe, Prime Minister of France, newspapers in Switzerland, Angela Merkel, vice chancellors  
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11975 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Apr 2014 at 1:46 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-23 10:05:06 AM  
9 votes:
I gotta be honest, I really did Nazi that coming.
2014-04-23 02:24:13 PM  
4 votes:
Somebody's gonna make a hell of a board game out of this someday.
2014-04-23 03:35:47 PM  
3 votes:
Hail Hydra!


/no wait....
2014-04-23 02:04:58 PM  
3 votes:
"Heil Merkel" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
2014-04-23 03:51:26 PM  
2 votes:

miniflea: I feel it's only fair to post a few of these if we're going to have a tank thread.

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[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x546]

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The last one looks self-aware.  Nightmare inducing.

It's ... like ... he's ... LOOKING ... RIGHT ... AT ... ME !!!!!
2014-04-23 03:50:48 PM  
2 votes:

AngryDragon: hardinparamedic: AngryDragon: "Heil Merkel" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Your German court summons is in the mail.

Let's say I'm in Moscow.  They can come get me.


Momentarily.

This whole thing is really creating quite a führer.
2014-04-23 02:56:39 PM  
2 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Rent Party: Your timeline is all fooked up.

Germany didn't invade Russia until nine months after Pearl Harbor.

Operation Barbarossa: 22 June 1941
Pearl Harbor: 7 December 1941

What the hell are you babbling about?


Let him go.
He's on a roll...
2014-04-23 02:28:19 PM  
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: AngryDragon: "Heil Merkel" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Your German court summons is in the mail.


Let's say I'm in Moscow.  They can come get me.
2014-04-23 02:17:59 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-23 02:13:30 PM  
2 votes:
Germany might just know a thing or two about war in Europe. And Hawaii, after they bombed Pearl Harbor.
2014-04-23 02:06:40 PM  
2 votes:
yea, i guess The Peace was getting old for the boys..........


after all, only 'Murica is allowed to invade a Nation anytime it feels like it.
2014-04-23 02:02:38 PM  
2 votes:

BalugaJoe: They bombed Pearl Harbor.


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?  Hell no!
2014-04-23 02:00:45 PM  
2 votes:
THREE WORDS:

ZOMBIE FRANZ FERDINAND.
2014-04-23 01:52:30 PM  
2 votes:
Ooh, the Germans are mad. I'm so scared! Ooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me! Don't let the Germans come after me! Oh no, the Germans are coming after me! They're so big and strong!
2014-04-23 06:09:36 PM  
1 vote:

Travis_Bickle: Rent Party: dittybopper: MaudlinMutantMollusk: As I recall, getting in a fight with Russia didn't work out so well for Germany last time

/just sayin'

Actually, it did work out well for them.  Until their allies the Japanese screwed them over in two distinct ways:

1. They attacked the United States, which meant that the US wasn't just a bystander anymore.  This meant billions of aid (in today's dollars) to the Soviet Union, without which they couldn't have fought effectively against the Germans.  It would have been a reprise of the Eastern Front of WWI, when the Russians had to sue for peace.

Your timeline is all fooked up.

Germany didn't invade Russia until nine months after Pearl Harbor.    The Japanese and the Russians held a strict neutrality pact for the vast majority of the war.  Russia broke it after Germany surrendered.

Your timeline is all fooked up too, genius.


Yes.  Yes it was.

You may note that I have accepted the beatings with courtesy and aplomb.

I should be commended for that.
2014-04-23 05:53:21 PM  
1 vote:

MooseBayou: I see your tanks, and I raise you one warthog
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I love this image.


I see your warthog and raise you this:
deathstarpr.com
2014-04-23 05:37:13 PM  
1 vote:
Seraphym:
The GAU-8 30mm cannon also rains explosive death at 70 shells per second that can kill a tank with a half-second burst as well, and it carries 1,350 rounds of that.

This aircraft is a ravenous tank-eater.

/what a beauty


During the 1st Gulf War, the air wing attached to my carrier was one of the last that had separate squadrons for air superiority and close air support (read that as "F-14 and A-6 squadrons") rather than F-18's for everything.   I could always tell who was flying what simply because the F-14 guys were hating it as there was nothing for them to kill, while the A-6 guys were having the time of their life blowing up every damn thing they could see.

Close air support is the shiat.
2014-04-23 05:06:12 PM  
1 vote:

Marmilman: Also, for anyone who cares, Russian backed terrorist mayor of Slavyansk has kidnapped an American Journalist (Simon Ostrovsky of Vice News) and is currently holding him hostage. farking outrageous.


Why, what an excellent opportunity for Delta to perform a little field exercise...  thanks for the just cause, insurgent pieces of shiat.

But remember, we should listen to the majority 18% in Donetsk who want to secede and join Russia, they speak for all the people and they're all reasonable statesmen who just need to be heard.  Those people nobody recognizes who came to help?  Long-lost relatives, who all shop at the same outfitter.
2014-04-23 04:38:50 PM  
1 vote:
DAS IST RRRRACIST!!
2014-04-23 04:37:48 PM  
1 vote:
rebuild the wall!
2014-04-23 04:29:24 PM  
1 vote:

dk47: MooseBayou: I see your tanks, and I raise you one warthog

I love this image.

Why does every war thread have to have somebody jacking off to the warthog in it??  I'm pretty sure everyone agrees they are great.  DOn't you guys ever get tired of it?


Nah, they just switch hands
2014-04-23 04:26:06 PM  
1 vote:

Doc Batarang: I just won't feel the same unless Germany is on the other side of WWIII. It's like that one sequel to Halloween that was about computers or whatever and Michael Myers wasn't in it. Lame.


If it makes you feel better I'm sure a few GIs will get into a bar brawl with a few Germans
2014-04-23 03:57:26 PM  
1 vote:
Like, c'mon...they invented world wars so that the French could fight everybody, but they didn't even get to do anything the second time! Don't take zee Germans away from us!
2014-04-23 03:50:01 PM  
1 vote:

miniflea: I feel it's only fair to post a few of these if we're going to have a tank thread.

[ecache.ilbe.com image 850x553]

[www.defencetalk.com image 850x638]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x546]

[media.moddb.com image 850x603]


Ah, NATO Tank food. :)
2014-04-23 03:45:04 PM  
1 vote:

Amish Tech Support: Fark like a Barsoomian: Amish Tech Support: [img.fark.net image 500x692]

Where is this from?

I found it on some random stumbleupon web site. It's all death metal and shiat.


i.imgur.com
2014-04-23 02:54:09 PM  
1 vote:

Richard C Stanford: Kind of ironic this is happening about 100 years after the outbreak of WW1.


Let's just hope all the Archdukes stay out of sight for a while.
2014-04-23 02:51:20 PM  
1 vote:
It's all just talk until some emo thug from Australia starts gaining popularity with the socialist workers unions.
2014-04-23 02:49:01 PM  
1 vote:
Charge of the Light Armored Brigade

/since all this Crimea crap was already done 150 years ago
//maybe do it again October 25th
2014-04-23 02:37:41 PM  
1 vote:

bdub77: I gotta be honest, I really did Nazi that coming.


i.imgur.com
2014-04-23 02:37:40 PM  
1 vote:

Fark like a Barsoomian: speaks Germany


what the fark
2014-04-23 02:34:26 PM  
1 vote:
The Germans only attacked Hawaii after the murder of Ferdinand the mule.
2014-04-23 02:19:16 PM  
1 vote:
2014-04-23 02:18:14 PM  
1 vote:

steppenwolf: namegoeshere: Germany might just know a thing or two about war in Europe. And Hawaii, after they bombed Pearl Harbor.

I really hope this is a troll.


I really, really hope your response is...
2014-04-23 02:13:40 PM  
1 vote:
Russian better back down, or Germany gonna get out the V-2's again.
2014-04-23 02:13:13 PM  
1 vote:

HMS_Blinkin: Rent Party: Your timeline is all fooked up.

Germany didn't invade Russia until nine months after Pearl Harbor.

Operation Barbarossa: 22 June 1941
Pearl Harbor: 7 December 1941

What the hell are you babbling about?


I'm farkin' babbling, man!
2014-04-23 02:09:39 PM  
1 vote:

Rent Party: Your timeline is all fooked up.

Germany didn't invade Russia until nine months after Pearl Harbor.


Operation Barbarossa: 22 June 1941
Pearl Harbor: 7 December 1941

What the hell are you babbling about?
2014-04-23 02:05:31 PM  
1 vote:
Kind of ironic this is happening about 100 years after the outbreak of WW1.
2014-04-23 02:04:40 PM  
1 vote:
And the Faroe Islands will win after the dust settles, just because the rest of Europe will forget they're there.
2014-04-23 01:59:11 PM  
1 vote:
They bombed Pearl Harbor.
2014-04-23 01:52:00 PM  
1 vote:

Speaker2Animals: Probably not a good idea, modmins, to greenlight a 9-day-old story about a situation that changes from day to day.


There are no modmins, there is only DJ 3000. It's the only way this clusterfark of a site makes sense
2014-04-23 12:10:40 PM  
1 vote:
FFS, France and Germany are talking about joining forces and mobilizing against Russia.
And so it begins.
2014-04-23 10:13:21 AM  
1 vote:

bdub77: I gotta be honest, I really did Nazi that coming.


Oh god. I laughed at that. I need more coffee
 
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