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2014-04-23 09:05:51 AM  
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Older women with a few miles on the odometer are infinitely more attractive.  Sometimes, they even put down their phones for an actual human conversation.
2014-04-23 11:10:49 AM  
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CruJones: Colin O'Scopy: If you are one of those "classy" ladies who don't swallow. Go crawl into a hole with Ellen DeGeneres and learn to eat p*ssy, because that is what you are. Spitting is for quitters, you swallow that sweet 'n' salty mix like the real woman you are. Your man for the night will forever tell his bro's about you dick sucking abilities. Oh, if you haven't noticed by now, I love sucking dick. I crowned myself the dick sucking queen and no one is ever taking that title from me, so back the fark off.

HAHAHA! Previously she said she can't suck dick for more than 7 minutes. She's so noob it's hilarious.

My GF's record is 70 minutes.

Your GF sounds awful at blowjobs


He didn't specify that they were all on the same guy.
2014-04-23 09:41:33 AM  
1 vote:
A frat probably wrote it as a joke.
2014-04-23 09:29:43 AM  
1 vote:

Colin O'Scopy: If you are one of those "classy" ladies who don't swallow. Go crawl into a hole with Ellen DeGeneres and learn to eat p*ssy, because that is what you are. Spitting is for quitters, you swallow that sweet 'n' salty mix like the real woman you are. Your man for the night will forever tell his bro's about you dick sucking abilities. Oh, if you haven't noticed by now, I love sucking dick. I crowned myself the dick sucking queen and no one is ever taking that title from me, so back the fark off.

HAHAHA! Previously she said she can't suck dick for more than 7 minutes. She's so noob it's hilarious.

My GF's record is 70 minutes.


Your GF sounds awful at blowjobs
2014-04-23 09:18:47 AM  
1 vote:

LeroyB: My friend's daughter will be going off to college this fall and I've known her since she was a bump on her mamma's belly.

No, I will NOT be forwarding this link to my friend.


Of course you don't forward that to your friend.. You show the daughter.. And suggest she can use you for practice.
 
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