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2014-04-23 01:55:09 PM  
Has anyone considered that the email is a viral marketing campaign for Sorority Throat Banggerzz XIX?
 
2014-04-23 02:18:39 PM  

Thelyphthoric: Has anyone considered that the email is a viral marketing campaign for Sorority Throat Banggerzz XIX?


Do go on
 
2014-04-23 02:33:03 PM  

inglixthemad: Well that, and most men view a woman who can't cook or clean as useless. Not being sexist, but if the guy can you'd better be able to cook a good meal from scratch. No, you don't have to be a pro chef, most of us guys aren't, but if you can't cook you're useless for anything but a short term fling.


I'm retired from cooking, but if she can't cook, we have nothing in common.
Last gf was a master baker. (and a fetish model)
She also played a mean guitar.

Yeah,... I'm picky.
 
2014-04-23 02:34:18 PM  

ZeroGDarius: Thelyphthoric: Has anyone considered that the email is a viral marketing campaign for Sorority Throat Banggerzz XIX?

Do go on


Sorry, but ever since STB XV they've just been phoning it in.  You can see it in their eyes, even when "it" is in their eyes.
 
2014-04-23 03:45:45 PM  
If you are one of those "classy" ladies who don't swallow. Go crawl into a hole with Ellen DeGeneres and learn to eat p*ssy, because that is what you are. Spitting is for quitters, you swallow that sweet 'n' salty mix like the real woman you are. Your man for the night will forever tell his bro's about you dick sucking abilities. Oh, if you haven't noticed by now, I love sucking dick. I crowned myself the dick sucking queen and no one is ever taking that title from me, so back the fark off.

It's a man, baby.
 
2014-04-23 03:51:10 PM  

vudukungfu: inglixthemad: Well that, and most men view a woman who can't cook or clean as useless. Not being sexist, but if the guy can you'd better be able to cook a good meal from scratch. No, you don't have to be a pro chef, most of us guys aren't, but if you can't cook you're useless for anything but a short term fling.

I'm retired from cooking, but if she can't cook, we have nothing in common.
Last gf was a master baker. (and a fetish model)
She also played a mean guitar.

Yeah,... I'm picky.


Two generations of moms taught their sons how to take care of themselves. Their sons can cook, clean, and do laundry. Many of them can also change oil, fix things, hunt, et al., because their dad's taught them.

However, two generations of moms did not pass on the same skills to their daughters. They can barely cook (from a box no less), clean, or do their own laundry without something going wrong. They also, usually, can't change oil, hunt, or fix things.

What good are these women to the family unit? A bit of income? The ability to birth babies is about it. Why the fark would most men want to marry a woman who can't help around the house, at all really. They're useless, in a traditional sense, other than their biology. I mean, you might have fun with them, but that's it. Why the fark would you marry one? She can't help you, except for getting your d*ck wet. She certainly is ill-equipped to raise children, if she can't cook or do some of the mountain of laundry kids create.

She's not a partner at that point, she's only good as a reproduction vessel. Granted, she could make mad cash, and then you'd be able to buy other services. Then again, even going out to dinner gets old, especially with very young kids.

Women should woman up and learn the skills their grandmothers had. No, you don't have to stay home barefoot and pregnant like grandma. You could be a competent partner in a marriage.

/so glad my wife's family is from Finland
//she is not a feminist, she is a partner
 
2014-04-23 04:03:02 PM  
Hahaha... great thread, all; I'm off to google cannibal breasts.
 
2014-04-23 05:04:35 PM  

Salmon: Hahaha... great thread, all; I'm off to google cannibal breasts.


With all the fake boobs out there, you're more likely to find cannon-ball breasts.
 
2014-04-23 07:02:00 PM  
Yeah, this sounds like it was written by a 13-year-old boy, not a 22-year-old woman. Not that there aren't chicks who like dick sucking, but I doubt most of them would write in this style. Anonymously or not.
 
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