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(ESPN)   Hello hockey fans, as we say "see you next year" to the Bolts, we have a little lighter schedule tonite, with all three home teams looking to even their series at twos... Pens/Jackets @7ET, Ducks/Stars @8, and Blues/Black Hawks @9:30   (espn.go.com) divider line 39
    More: Cool, Habs, penguins, Jaroslav Halak, nhl playoffs, Big Hurt, San Jose, Alex Ovechkin, Blackhawks  
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143 clicks; posted to Sports » on 23 Apr 2014 at 6:30 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-23 06:31:59 PM  
3 votes:

andychrist420: WhiskeySticks: Or Cooke murdered him and is now trying to figure out what to do with the body.

He can't just have sex with it, like Sean Avery probably would.

If he watched Top Gear, he's know which luxury sedan had the most room in the boot for a corpse.


i.imgur.com
2014-04-23 09:55:13 PM  
2 votes:
Pitt: Dan Boyle
CBJ: Fleury
2014-04-23 09:49:44 PM  
2 votes:

ontariolightning: Fleury isnt good.


i1348.photobucket.com
2014-04-23 08:36:13 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

Pittsburgh Penguins team crest.
2014-04-23 06:47:43 PM  
2 votes:

soopey: Cooke'shiats need to end.


Rarely has there ever been a more appropriate filter-pwn.
2014-04-23 05:45:25 PM  
2 votes:

sno man: see Clarkson


i1348.photobucket.com
2014-04-24 12:39:03 AM  
1 votes:

Polish Hussar: andychrist420: MrJesus: buckeyebrain: MrJesus: 44 away from gredunza, bros.

I was trying to make a comment about a superstition about discussing a forthcoming gredunza, And Fark immediately stops connecting.

haha same issue.

it's hardcore title, rules don't matter here.

Good thing I've got my Triple Gagne approved sledge hammer.

Forget Gagne, is it Jezza approved?


It was instrumental in the constructing of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust
2014-04-24 12:09:15 AM  
1 votes:

Snaps: Intense finish but come on bonus hockey!


Nooooo no bonus hockey! My liver!
2014-04-23 11:44:42 PM  
1 votes:

fatalvenom: OK...committing cardinal-sin (1) of playoff threads.

I'm going to bed.

My old lady is in incessant biatch mode, and I'm going to sleep on the other side of the house.

Be well, see you all tomorrow.


i.imgur.com
2014-04-23 11:40:09 PM  
1 votes:
OK...committing cardinal-sin (1) of playoff threads.

I'm going to bed.

My old lady is in incessant biatch mode, and I'm going to sleep on the other side of the house.

Be well, see you all tomorrow.
2014-04-23 11:27:48 PM  
1 votes:
Can someone underline the fark-scenes for me?
2014-04-23 11:24:49 PM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: I'm conflicted for the Stars/Ducks series. I should really want the Ducks for a number of reasons. But for some reason I keep rooting for Dallas. It's like that old saying, "If you don't know what you want, flip a coin. As soon as you see the result, you'll know what you want."

It's like every time Dallas scores I feel  happy, so I must want them to win. But I feel like I shouldn't.


Hahaha...you wanna suck Seguin's Alexandre Daigle.
2014-04-23 11:18:48 PM  
1 votes:
Goddamn it. Can't the 'Hawks just enjoy a 2-goal lead for more than five minutes?
2014-04-23 11:18:17 PM  
1 votes:
31.media.tumblr.com
TIED! With seconds in the period!
2014-04-23 10:44:20 PM  
1 votes:
For those who missed the early game, here is a quick summary

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-23 10:34:15 PM  
1 votes:

img.fark.net

2014-04-23 10:18:42 PM  
1 votes:
True fact: Nationwide Arena blew out five speakers Monday night because they could not be louder than the crowd. They bought ten more in anticipation of something like tonight.
2014-04-23 10:15:01 PM  
1 votes:

Altitude5280: 700 + comments here compared to the NBA thread of 26. That's amusing.


26 people got the night off at the tattoo parlor so they could comment?

STARS GOAL!
2014-04-23 10:14:15 PM  
1 votes:

4NSpy: ontariolightning: 4NSpy: ontariolightning: Hatred of Pittsburgh must be an American thing.

I do not know many Canadians who have it in for Pittsburgh

I enjoy a good underdog story.

me too but do you hate the pens?
I am indifferent

I wouldn't say "hate", but I'm tired of them being good. Would like to see some new teams in the east do well instead.


You should root for the Red Wings, we haven't done well in the East for years!
2014-04-23 10:11:30 PM  
1 votes:

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-23 10:08:09 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Hatred of Pittsburgh must be an American thing.

I do not know many Canadians who have it in for Pittsburgh


I enjoy a good underdog story.
2014-04-23 10:02:31 PM  
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com

MY BRACKET!

2014-04-23 10:01:58 PM  
1 votes:
YES!

i36.photobucket.com
2014-04-23 09:54:47 PM  
1 votes:

Polish Hussar: Amalevica: Does anyone have a stream that will let me catch the start of the Blues game?

CBC has it streaming on their website, I've been told Hola Unblocker is a good way to convince them that your computer is in Canada.


i think youre talking about the Bienvenue Unblocker
2014-04-23 09:42:16 PM  
1 votes:
"For those of you hoping to see the Blues and Blackhawks, FARK YOU."
2014-04-23 09:40:06 PM  
1 votes:
HOLY SHIAT!!!

A PENS/JACKETS GAME THAT WON'T END IN A 4-3 FINAL SCORE!!!!

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS....

I FARKING CURSED THEM!!!!!!

/I HAS A SAD
2014-04-23 09:24:29 PM  
1 votes:
So, I guess this is a GILF thread. Hockey's never enough for you creeps.
2014-04-23 08:42:05 PM  
1 votes:
2014-04-23 08:20:16 PM  
1 votes:
Here to kill your boners

brokeboredandlazy.com
You're welcome
2014-04-23 08:10:21 PM  
1 votes:
Penguins have a 3-1 lead?

memecrunch.com
2014-04-23 07:48:35 PM  
1 votes:
I know what this thread needs!!

MAGIC BORSCHT!!!


s3.amazonaws.com
2014-04-23 07:45:21 PM  
1 votes:
Pens are now up 3-1.  That's it.  Call the game.  Jackets win.
2014-04-23 07:37:57 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-23 07:35:08 PM  
1 votes:
Now he needs an assist and a headhunting cheap shot for the James Neal hat trick
2014-04-23 07:33:59 PM  
1 votes:
3-goal lead isn't nearly so dreaded

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, BOBROVSKY!!!
2014-04-23 07:16:22 PM  
1 votes:
s3.postimg.org
2014-04-23 05:32:24 PM  
1 votes:
Or Cooke murdered him and is now trying to figure out what to do with the body.

He can't just have sex with it, like Sean Avery probably would.
2014-04-23 09:08:37 AM  
1 votes:
8 o'clock? 8 o'clock?!? 8 O'CLOCK!!?!!  This game better go into quadruple OT or something similar.  I'm so used to getting about 3-5 hours of sleep during the playoffs that if the game's over & I'm in bed by 11:00 then I'll wake up somewhere around 3am & I'd really like to sleep until 5:30-6:00 when I need to get up and dump some coffee into my system.

/hmm IV coffee, I wonder if it would be possible to set up such a thing.  One probably wouldn't want it flowing directly into your veins at regular coffee temp but that would be easy to fix.  Also rig up some sort of timer/alarm that kicks it on about 5 min before you need to get up....hmmm
//rich, I'm going to be rich.  Woo hoo
///once the patent goes through & the royalties start rolling in I'm going to take all the hockey regulars here to at least a couple games of that year's SCF series.
////not OL though.  I will however buy him a new set of golf clubs to go along with his Leaf's jersey...
2014-04-23 08:24:58 AM  
1 votes:
Go Trolljackets!!!!
 
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