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(ESPN)   Hello hockey fans, as we say "see you next year" to the Bolts, we have a little lighter schedule tonite, with all three home teams looking to even their series at twos... Pens/Jackets @7ET, Ducks/Stars @8, and Blues/Black Hawks @9:30   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2014-04-24 12:45:37 AM  
Tune back in. Hawks goal.

/you're welcome
 
2014-04-24 12:46:03 AM  
Oh good, I can go to bed now.

I must admit, this series has been extremely entertaining as a whole.
 
2014-04-24 12:46:35 AM  
That was one hell of a game... STL puts up quite a fight.
 
2014-04-24 12:46:47 AM  
I was way early in my attempt.  I had decided that if a goal was scored, I'd take a shot at the gredunza and hope for the best in the torrent of 'GOAL!' comments.
 
2014-04-24 12:46:50 AM  

ShiningWizard: CM PUNK TEXTING: No AJ babe, I'm just watching hockey. No chicks anywhere near me
CM PUNK LOOKS UP FROM CELL: Ah crap!

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

MC3HhcFG


you are one sneaky farker. i thought this was an SW safe zone.
 
2014-04-24 12:47:29 AM  

buckeyebrain: I was way early in my attempt.  I had decided that if a goal was scored, I'd take a shot at the gredunza and hope for the best in the torrent of 'GOAL!' comments.


idesofmarch was 1004 but no gredunza from my count.
 
2014-04-24 12:47:32 AM  

idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED


Bondage botch.  I'm ok with that.
 
2014-04-24 12:47:37 AM  
Blues are done, Hawks in six, book it.
 
2014-04-24 12:47:47 AM  

idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED


...I don't know whether to call that a botch or not.

I'll call it a Sin Cara.
 
2014-04-24 12:48:00 AM  

ds_4815: MC3HFG?


DAMMITSOMUCH, I was one away!
 
2014-04-24 12:48:55 AM  
Blackhawks deserved this so much. I felt they were a better team tonight.

/blues fan
//still sucks and the cubs do too
 
2014-04-24 12:48:59 AM  

ds_4815: ds_4815: MC3HFG?

DAMMITSOMUCH, I was one away!


could be worse, SW was one away the other direction.
 
2014-04-24 12:49:37 AM  

andychrist420: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

Bondage botch.  I'm ok with that.


Twitch Boy: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

...I don't know whether to call that a botch or not.

I'll call it a Sin Cara.


Botch? Eh?  What?  Did the photo not appear?  It appeared on mine...
 
2014-04-24 12:49:48 AM  

MrJesus: ShiningWizard: CM PUNK TEXTING: No AJ babe, I'm just watching hockey. No chicks anywhere near me
CM PUNK LOOKS UP FROM CELL: Ah crap!

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

MC3HhcFG

you are one sneaky farker. i thought this was an SW safe zone.


The trick is to keep with the theme of the thread ;-)

i1263.photobucket.com

...and nowhere is safe dear. NOWHERE!!!
 
2014-04-24 12:50:58 AM  
Well, that was a fun way to end the night.  Until next time!

MrJesus: idesofmarch was 1004 but no gredunza from my count.


Hey, if any more posts get pulled, you or SW could be bumped into the winning spot.
 
2014-04-24 12:52:17 AM  

MrJesus: buckeyebrain: I was way early in my attempt.  I had decided that if a goal was scored, I'd take a shot at the gredunza and hope for the best in the torrent of 'GOAL!' comments.

idesofmarch was 1004 but no gredunza from my count.


I approve.

And yeah, Fark did a thing earlier. I had to reenter login info.

/dont think you were one that mentioned it
//g'night puckheads. thank the gods our livers get a break tomorrow
///what you mean? I don't understand this "haha, no" sound you just made
 
2014-04-24 12:52:53 AM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Well, that was a fun way to end the night.  Until next time!

MrJesus: idesofmarch was 1004 but no gredunza from my count.

Hey, if any more posts get pulled, you or SW could be bumped into the winning spot.


Nope. Once a Gredunza or botch has been called it's game over man. GAME OVER!!! lulz

/Go Blackhawks!
 
2014-04-24 12:52:58 AM  
Dang, I was unaware I would get the 1004th post - not something I seriously care about.   The tied pics are what I care about...
I don't know what MC3HFG means - can somebody elucidate?  And gredunza?
 
2014-04-24 12:53:11 AM  

idesofmarch: andychrist420: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

Bondage botch.  I'm ok with that.

Twitch Boy: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

...I don't know whether to call that a botch or not.

I'll call it a Sin Cara.

Botch? Eh?  What?  Did the photo not appear?  It appeared on mine...


Your post was #1004, but you didn't say 'gredunza', so it's a botch.
 
2014-04-24 12:53:15 AM  

idesofmarch: andychrist420: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

Bondage botch.  I'm ok with that.

Twitch Boy: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

...I don't know whether to call that a botch or not.

I'll call it a Sin Cara.

Botch? Eh?  What?  Did the photo not appear?  It appeared on mine...


No, your pic was perfect.  It's a wrestling thing.  Weeners004 is the champ if they say the phrase.  I know, childish.  And fun.
 
2014-04-24 12:55:17 AM  

idesofmarch: Dang, I was unaware I would get the 1004th post - not something I seriously care about.   The tied pics are what I care about...
I don't know what MC3HFG means - can somebody elucidate?  And gredunza?


i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-24 12:55:17 AM  

andychrist420: idesofmarch: andychrist420: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

Bondage botch.  I'm ok with that.

Twitch Boy: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

...I don't know whether to call that a botch or not.

I'll call it a Sin Cara.

Botch? Eh?  What?  Did the photo not appear?  It appeared on mine...

No, your pic was perfect.  It's a wrestling thing.  Weeners004 is the champ if they say the phrase.  I know, childish.  And fun.


Wow, 1004 of the post variety filterbotch
 
2014-04-24 12:55:21 AM  

idesofmarch: andychrist420: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

Bondage botch.  I'm ok with that.

Twitch Boy: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

...I don't know whether to call that a botch or not.

I'll call it a Sin Cara.

Botch? Eh?  What?  Did the photo not appear?  It appeared on mine...


It appeared for me, and by my count it was 1004.  As pleasing to the eye as that may be, I'm fairly sure that is not a moss covered three handled family gredunza.  We need to get Zombie Jack Tunney on here for a ruling.
 
2014-04-24 12:55:40 AM  

idesofmarch: Dang, I was unaware I would get the 1004th post - not something I seriously care about.   The tied pics are what I care about...
I don't know what MC3HFG means - can somebody elucidate?  And gredunza?


Sure thing... HARDCORE LINKAGE

Original Variety

clgamer.com
 
2014-04-24 12:55:55 AM  
Before Kane scored, a Rush song came up on the juke box followed by Dio.

Good night, indeed!
 
2014-04-24 12:56:02 AM  

andychrist420: idesofmarch: andychrist420: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

Bondage botch.  I'm ok with that.

Twitch Boy: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

...I don't know whether to call that a botch or not.

I'll call it a Sin Cara.

Botch? Eh?  What?  Did the photo not appear?  It appeared on mine...

No, your pic was perfect.  It's a wrestling thing.  Weeners004 is the champ if they say the phrase.  I know, childish.  And fun.


I have been on Fark since Fark became Fark and that is the first time I've seen THAT filterpwnage.

Awesome.
 
2014-04-24 12:57:20 AM  

buckeyebrain: Your post was #1004, but you didn't say 'gredunza', so it's a botch.


Oh, so it's like a lava game.

andychrist420: It's a wrestling thing.


Sigh...
 
2014-04-24 12:59:01 AM  

ShiningWizard: idesofmarch: Dang, I was unaware I would get the 1004th post - not something I seriously care about.   The tied pics are what I care about...
I don't know what MC3HFG means - can somebody elucidate?  And gredunza?

Sure thing... HARDCORE LINKAGE

Original Variety

[clgamer.com image 400x211]


Umm...  thanks...  I feel dumber now.
 
2014-04-24 01:00:14 AM  

idesofmarch: Dang, I was unaware I would get the 1004th post - not something I seriously care about.   The tied pics are what I care about...
I don't know what MC3HFG means - can somebody elucidate?  And gredunza?


You can delve into the fwc wiki if you dare (sure shizzle has q link ready before I finish typing this).

Short version: Chris Jericho once went on a rant saying he had 1004 submission moves he could use, then listed them off. One was the Moss Covered 3 Handled Family Gredunza. Why it became a thing around here, I doubt anyone knows. But post 1004 is the gredunza, mention it on that # and you win. Something else is posted at it's a botch.

/then it overflowed from the wrestling threads

Good hockey tonight, take it all the way Stars

/why's the rum always gone?
//oh, that's why!
\WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?!? is more amusing than it should be
 
2014-04-24 01:01:27 AM  

idesofmarch: buckeyebrain: Your post was #1004, but you didn't say 'gredunza', so it's a botch.

Oh, so it's like a lava game.

andychrist420: It's a wrestling thing.

Sigh...


Yeah.

tl;dr: Object is to land the 1004th post in the thread with the phrase "moss covered three handled family gredunza" (or some appreciable variation thereof.)  Comes from Chris Jericho's infamous "man of 1004 holds" promo (Youtube it.)

Of course, now that I've told you about this...*chairshot*
 
2014-04-24 01:01:43 AM  

MrJesus: andychrist420: idesofmarch: andychrist420: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

Bondage botch.  I'm ok with that.

Twitch Boy: idesofmarch: [37.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
SERIES TIED

...I don't know whether to call that a botch or not.

I'll call it a Sin Cara.

Botch? Eh?  What?  Did the photo not appear?  It appeared on mine...

No, your pic was perfect.  It's a wrestling thing.  Weeners004 is the champ if they say the phrase.  I know, childish.  And fun.

I have been on Fark since Fark became Fark and that is the first time I've seen THAT filterpwnage.

Awesome.


You and me both.  I'm Fark member #1589, joined in 1999, and I didn't even notice that.  Always something new.
 
2014-04-24 01:02:57 AM  

ShiningWizard: idesofmarch: Dang, I was unaware I would get the 1004th post - not something I seriously care about.   The tied pics are what I care about...
I don't know what MC3HFG means - can somebody elucidate?  And gredunza?

Sure thing... HARDCORE LINKAGE

Original Variety


It's like I'm psychic. Or psycho. Always get those two mixed up.

/for serious this time! see y'all tomorrow
 
2014-04-24 01:05:56 AM  
Good games tonight.  If I'm honest, I hope the Kings win tomorrow.  Not only so the Sharks can win at home, but I don't want them to have too much time off between rounds.
 
2014-04-24 01:15:57 AM  

CyberKultist: ShiningWizard: idesofmarch: Dang, I was unaware I would get the 1004th post - not something I seriously care about.   The tied pics are what I care about...
I don't know what MC3HFG means - can somebody elucidate?  And gredunza?

Sure thing... HARDCORE LINKAGE

Original Variety

It's like I'm psychic. Or psycho. Always get those two mixed up.

/for serious this time! see y'all tomorrow


Are you a wizard too? lulz
 
2014-04-24 01:19:15 AM  
Wasnt dean malenko the man of 1000 holds? Jericho mustve been trying to top him
 
2014-04-24 01:22:40 AM  

ontariolightning: Wasnt dean malenko the man of 1000 holds? Jericho mustve been trying to top him


No, Jericho would never try toi out do someone.
 
2014-04-24 01:24:55 AM  

andychrist420: ontariolightning: Wasnt dean malenko the man of 1000 holds? Jericho mustve been trying to top him

No, Jericho would never try toi out do someone.


www.memegene.net
 
2014-04-24 01:35:24 AM  
Srsly cannot wait until i can order the WWE Network.
 
2014-04-24 02:42:24 AM  
dallas is making a series of it.  hopefully a blood game 5 is coming our way
 
2014-04-24 02:58:07 AM  

animesucks: dallas is making a series of it.  hopefully a blood game 5 is coming our way


It's going to be brutal and I still don't understand why so many thought this would be an easy series for the Ducks. People must just based predictions on standings instead of history and match ups. I was called an idiot for picking the a Stars to upset in the series.
 
2014-04-24 07:59:45 AM  

ShiningWizard: idesofmarch: Dang, I was unaware I would get the 1004th post - not something I seriously care about.   The tied pics are what I care about...
I don't know what MC3HFG means - can somebody elucidate?  And gredunza?

Sure thing... HARDCORE LINKAGE

Original Variety


WhatthefarkamIreading.jpg
 
2014-04-24 08:39:10 AM  

fatalvenom: ShiningWizard: idesofmarch: Dang, I was unaware I would get the 1004th post - not something I seriously care about.   The tied pics are what I care about...
I don't know what MC3HFG means - can somebody elucidate?  And gredunza?

Sure thing... HARDCORE LINKAGE

Original Variety

WhatthefarkamIreading.jpg


I have no idea and it's only encouraging me to continue passing out before 10pm.
 
2014-04-24 09:07:05 AM  
TheJoe03:
It's going to be brutal and I still don't understand why so many thought this would be an easy series for the Ducks. People must just based predictions on standings instead of history and match ups.

Dallas/Anaheim has pretty much always been an all out war.  There's a reason that I picked the Ducks to win in 6, it's not going to be a short nor easy road to get to round two.  To be fair though, ANY playoff pairing between any of say the top 10 teams in the West would be brutal.  The West is just that strong, that deep.

I was called an idiot for picking the a Stars to upset in the series.

Well, one reason anyway.... :-p

/playoff hockey is such an awesome time of year...
 
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