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(ESPN)   Hello hockey fans, as we say "see you next year" to the Bolts, we have a little lighter schedule tonite, with all three home teams looking to even their series at twos... Pens/Jackets @7ET, Ducks/Stars @8, and Blues/Black Hawks @9:30   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2014-04-23 07:47:22 PM  
How was that not too much man on CBJ?
 
2014-04-23 07:47:40 PM  
Are the Bluejacks a real deal?  Not paying attention to all games/teams.
 
2014-04-23 07:48:06 PM  

abmoraz: 2wolves: Quality goal.  No cheese.

As a long time scorer of trash goals... they all look the same on the scoresheet.


No cheese in my parlance is "No whining, play on."
 
2014-04-23 07:48:35 PM  
I know what this thread needs!!

MAGIC BORSCHT!!!


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-04-23 07:49:41 PM  
I wonder if Pittsburgh residents get as many Crosby commercials as Canada does..  Its like every day of the year on cbc tsn sportsnet
 
2014-04-23 07:50:17 PM  

geom_00: I know what this thread needs!!

MAGIC BORSCHT!!!


[s3.amazonaws.com image 498x332]


*hork*....
 
2014-04-23 07:51:42 PM  

ontariolightning: I wonder if Pittsburgh residents get as many Crosby commercials as Canada does..  Its like every day of the year on cbc tsn sportsnet


Not really, no. Hell, I think they just showed a LeBron commercial during the last break.
 
2014-04-23 07:51:51 PM  
Just sitting down to catch the....GODAMMIT TROLLJACKETS!
 
2014-04-23 07:52:35 PM  
And oldie but a goodie from He who must not be named!!

imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-04-23 07:53:10 PM  
Random threadjack: 2-0 Red Sox in the bottom of the 2nd, and Pineda just got ejected for having a giant smear of pine tar...on his neck.  Seriously.
 
2014-04-23 07:54:04 PM  
I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.
 
2014-04-23 07:55:24 PM  

geom_00: I know what this thread needs!!

MAGIC BORSCHT!!!


[s3.amazonaws.com image 498x332]


img.fark.net

I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beets.
 
2014-04-23 07:55:28 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Are the Bluejacks a real deal?  Not paying attention to all games/teams.


They're coming along a lot like the Blues were about 3 years ago.  You know how the Blues feel like they basically roll a 1a line and three 2nd lines?  The Jackets are a lot like that - but they have less skill in the prospect ranks (which they're in the process of correcting).

CBJ isn't a Cup contender, realistically, but it was pretty common to hear that "nobody in the East wants to play them in the first round".  Not because CBJ would win, but because all 4 of their lines play a gritty, grinding game that would severely wear out whomever they play.  Similar to the Rangers run to the East Finals a few years back.
 
2014-04-23 07:56:04 PM  

geom_00: And oldie but a goodie from He who must not be named!!

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 200x155]


I look at that and think that is how Lindsey Lohans cooter looks like.
 
2014-04-23 07:56:14 PM  

FriarReb98: Random threadjack: 2-0 Red Sox in the bottom of the 2nd, and Pineda just got ejected for having a giant smear of pine tar...on his neck.  Seriously.


Wow.

That was blatant.
 
2014-04-23 07:56:41 PM  

FightDirector: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Are the Bluejacks a real deal?  Not paying attention to all games/teams.

They're coming along a lot like the Blues were about 3 years ago.  You know how the Blues feel like they basically roll a 1a line and three 2nd lines?  The Jackets are a lot like that - but they have less skill in the prospect ranks (which they're in the process of correcting).

CBJ isn't a Cup contender, realistically, but it was pretty common to hear that "nobody in the East wants to play them in the first round".  Not because CBJ would win, but because all 4 of their lines play a gritty, grinding game that would severely wear out whomever they play.  Similar to the Rangers run to the East Finals a few years back.


Danke.
 
2014-04-23 07:57:01 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.


THIS.

I should have thought before I became the official carrier of Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.

/it's not because I don't care
 
2014-04-23 07:57:36 PM  
Well, while really ugly in the middle, Columbus seemed to be coming back towards the end of the period.  Good luck to them as I'm heading south for the Ducks/Sharks game.

The big question there is will the team step up with Getz & Teemu out of the lineup for the night & Robidas out for, realistically, ever.  It could be ugly or the youngsters could really step their game up.  Anaheim has had LOTS of problems winning at Dallas for years, but it's the playoffs & anything can happen.  Hopefully it's a good game all around.  Time will tell...
 
2014-04-23 07:58:03 PM  

soopey: FriarReb98: Random threadjack: 2-0 Red Sox in the bottom of the 2nd, and Pineda just got ejected for having a giant smear of pine tar...on his neck.  Seriously.

Wow.

That was blatant.


Yeah.  NESN was just staring at it for a few batters, and apparently Papi was watching the game in the clubhouse, saw it, came out with a shiat-eating grin, and told Farrell.  Also, Girardi and the camera that caught it had a moment afterwards.
 
2014-04-23 07:58:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.


Well, I've got some good news for you.  Stars/Quacks starts at 8pm EST.
 
2014-04-23 08:01:01 PM  

FriarReb98: soopey: FriarReb98: Random threadjack: 2-0 Red Sox in the bottom of the 2nd, and Pineda just got ejected for having a giant smear of pine tar...on his neck.  Seriously.

Wow.

That was blatant.

Yeah.  NESN was just staring at it for a few batters, and apparently Papi was watching the game in the clubhouse, saw it, came out with a shiat-eating grin, and told Farrell.  Also, Girardi and the camera that caught it had a moment afterwards.


Yeah switched over to NESN and saw that. I'm sure that no Red Sox official asked any NESN employee, "Hey.. Can you zoom in on that thing on his neck got a little bit? Yeah, preferably with the best HD camera you got."
 
2014-04-23 08:01:32 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Well, while really ugly in the middle, Columbus seemed to be coming back towards the end of the period.  Good luck to them as I'm heading south for the Ducks/Sharks game.


At least wait for both series to play out. :)
 
2014-04-23 08:01:48 PM  
Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol
 
2014-04-23 08:01:57 PM  

Johnny Texas: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]


HAHA...Holy crap is really trying to pull that off?!
 
2014-04-23 08:02:14 PM  

Marisyana: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.

THIS.

I should have thought before I became the official carrier of Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.

/it's not because I don't care


It's ok.  Look at my girl's legs and feel better!
imageshack.com
 
2014-04-23 08:02:16 PM  

Johnny Texas: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]


Best part was when they asked him to turn around and he went the opposite way first.

\and no, Pineda, you are not that black, nor are you that randomly sweaty.
 
2014-04-23 08:03:04 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Johnny Texas: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]

HAHA...Holy crap is really trying to pull that off?!


He burned himself ironing his jersey in between innings...
 
2014-04-23 08:03:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marisyana: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.

THIS.

I should have thought before I became the official carrier of Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.

/it's not because I don't care

It's ok.  Look at my girl's legs and feel better!
[imageshack.com image 600x759]


GOD BLESS MARILYN MONROE
 
2014-04-23 08:03:58 PM  
More of that shiny dirt, nothing to see here.
 
2014-04-23 08:04:02 PM  
Getzlaf is out? Boy are the Quacks gonna be pissed.
 
2014-04-23 08:04:20 PM  
ference, 1987 called, it asked if you could tone it down a bit.
 
2014-04-23 08:06:25 PM  

Polish Hussar: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.

Well, I've got some good news for you.  Stars/Quacks starts at 8pm EST.


See how that works.  I created another whole hour for myself....lol
 
2014-04-23 08:06:36 PM  

robsul82: Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol


There are apparently no side-angle cameras in Yankee Stadium.
 
2014-04-23 08:06:55 PM  
Stars time. Will be adding rum after burgers.
 
2014-04-23 08:07:01 PM  

Marisyana: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marisyana: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.

THIS.

I should have thought before I became the official carrier of Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.

/it's not because I don't care

It's ok.  Look at my girl's legs and feel better!
[imageshack.com image 600x759]

GOD BLESS MARILYN MONROE


Like the classics?  I can provide.
 
2014-04-23 08:07:30 PM  

FriarReb98: robsul82: Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol

There are apparently no side-angle cameras in Yankee Stadium.


Wasn't there a comedy routine in some movie about someone who thought they became invisible whenever they turned sideways?
 
2014-04-23 08:08:12 PM  

CyberKultist: Stars time. Will be adding rum after burgers.


I should have some.  That Kraken is good stuff....
 
2014-04-23 08:09:16 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Like the classics?  I can provide.


Oh, feel free.

BTW, not seeing anything about Pineda on the news.
 
2014-04-23 08:09:21 PM  

robsul82: FriarReb98: robsul82: Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol

There are apparently no side-angle cameras in Yankee Stadium.

Wasn't there a comedy routine in some movie about someone who thought they became invisible whenever they turned sideways?


I'm remembering the Kate Moss scenes in Family Guy....
 
2014-04-23 08:10:00 PM  

FriarReb98: CyberKultist: Stars time. Will be adding rum after burgers.

I should have some.  That Kraken is good stuff....


Indeed it is. But I had to settle for CptM 100

/stupid new stores and slow stocking
//at least the law passed though
 
2014-04-23 08:10:21 PM  
Penguins have a 3-1 lead?

memecrunch.com
 
2014-04-23 08:11:03 PM  
imageshack.com
It's Time!
 
2014-04-23 08:11:32 PM  

FriarReb98: robsul82: FriarReb98: robsul82: Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol

There are apparently no side-angle cameras in Yankee Stadium.

Wasn't there a comedy routine in some movie about someone who thought they became invisible whenever they turned sideways?

I'm remembering the Kate Moss scenes in Family Guy....


Hah.
 
2014-04-23 08:12:08 PM  
Bless you Marisyana you are doing work for good.
 
2014-04-23 08:13:14 PM  
Mmmmm... ESB homebrew...
 
2014-04-23 08:13:16 PM  

mikaloyd: Bless you Marisyana you are doing work for good.


Yes.  She is doing a GREAT job!
 
2014-04-23 08:13:45 PM  
God I love that hate, Stars are back in playoffs, pissing off the Pacific yet again.
 
2014-04-23 08:14:08 PM  

mikaloyd: Bless you Marisyana you are doing work for good.


Damn right.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 600x764]
It's Time!


I see your Monroe and raise you Hayworth.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-23 08:14:12 PM  

TheJoe03: God I love that hate, Stars are back in playoffs, pissing off the Pacific yet again.


myep...
 
2014-04-23 08:15:21 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Penguins have a 3-1 lead?

[memecrunch.com image 642x361]


Winner Winner chicken dinner
 
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