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(ESPN)   Hello hockey fans, as we say "see you next year" to the Bolts, we have a little lighter schedule tonite, with all three home teams looking to even their series at twos... Pens/Jackets @7ET, Ducks/Stars @8, and Blues/Black Hawks @9:30   (espn.go.com) divider line 1043
    More: Cool, Habs, penguins, Jaroslav Halak, nhl playoffs, Big Hurt, San Jose, Alex Ovechkin, Blackhawks  
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2014-04-23 07:36:56 PM  
... Jesus.
 
2014-04-23 07:37:03 PM  
Thanks for coming out flat Jackets.

/fark
 
2014-04-23 07:37:18 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm elated Stars are finally in this, but a loss tonight will make the babby jebbus cry tears of blood. And his next opoortunity to rise again is almost a whole year away.


I'm here for you, Weasel.

Unless you root against the Rangers.

Because Jesus.
 
2014-04-23 07:37:20 PM  
Hey guys, just went to grab some pizza from the kitchen, what's the sc-

  i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 07:37:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:37:58 PM  
1 more and the blue jackets will have no choice but to try and scrum things up
 
2014-04-23 07:38:43 PM  
Columbus punishment for losing this series should be forced to go back to the western conference
 
2014-04-23 07:39:23 PM  
Did someone say Pens Power Play?
 
2014-04-23 07:39:28 PM  
Another Pens Power Play

Here.  Have some more turkey!!
 
2014-04-23 07:39:29 PM  
FYI Kids, Mikes 'Hard Smashed Apple Ale'?  It's donkey water. But dammit I'm gonna drink all 6 of these donkey waters if it kills me, which is a most definite probability.
 
2014-04-23 07:39:33 PM  
I did not see a penalty there.
 
2014-04-23 07:39:49 PM  
Wow, it sounds like a Redskins game right now.
 
2014-04-23 07:39:53 PM  
Yikes this is gonna be 5-0 by intermission
 
2014-04-23 07:40:12 PM  
@AnaheimDucks: #NHLDucks Ryan Getzlaf (upper body) will not play in tonight's Game 4 and is listed as day-to-day.
 
2014-04-23 07:40:29 PM  
I need longer gaps between goals. Work internet sucks so I can't get a stream. You drunks are my play by play for the early games.
 
2014-04-23 07:41:06 PM  
OH SHIAT!!

5-3
 
2014-04-23 07:41:35 PM  
WTF Kunitz! Nooo stop that
 
2014-04-23 07:41:44 PM  
A Penguin actually called for diving?
 
2014-04-23 07:41:49 PM  
alm
 
2014-04-23 07:41:56 PM  
this game is bananas
 
2014-04-23 07:41:56 PM  

MrJesus: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm elated Stars are finally in this, but a loss tonight will make the babby jebbus cry tears of blood. And his next opoortunity to rise again is almost a whole year away.

I'm here for you, Weasel.

Unless you root against the Rangers.

Because Jesus.


Praise Be!  In your name we drink ourselves into the oblivion of the righteous.
 
2014-04-23 07:42:33 PM  
And now the Refs are playing.
 
2014-04-23 07:42:38 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: A Penguin actually called for diving?


Ref's hearing the crowd and thinking it might get ugly for them, I guess.
 
2014-04-23 07:42:39 PM  
OMFG PENS STOP IMITATING THE BLEW JACKETS SERIOUSLY
 
2014-04-23 07:42:50 PM  

crotchgrabber: I need longer gaps between goals. Work internet sucks so I can't get a stream. You drunks are my play by play for the early games.


I need longer gaps between goals because I do a shot of Jack Daniels for each goal.
 
2014-04-23 07:42:52 PM  
James Neal being James Neal
 
2014-04-23 07:42:57 PM  
Hey BlueJackets! The game started at seven.
 
2014-04-23 07:43:24 PM  

Preebs: [img.fark.net image 360x275]


It would be a very interesting game if Rico were playing.  He'd be a great enforcer, but there'd be a lot of explosives, crow bars, chainsaws, etc. involved.
 
2014-04-23 07:43:40 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Unless you root against the Rangers.


Not this round... but next round, sorry...

Go Not-the-Flyers!
 
2014-04-23 07:44:10 PM  
i show up a few minutes late and the game is already over.

come on CBJ
 
2014-04-23 07:44:30 PM  

crotchgrabber: I need longer gaps between goals. Work internet sucks so I can't get a stream. You drunks are my play by play for the early games.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-04-23 07:44:31 PM  
It is only a penalty to snow a Penguin
 
2014-04-23 07:45:03 PM  
And The Pens just lost.....
 
2014-04-23 07:45:12 PM  
Blue goal!  The dreaded 3-1 lead rears its ugly head!
 
2014-04-23 07:45:13 PM  

Marisyana: OMFG PENS STOP IMITATING THE BLEW JACKETS SERIOUSLY


you jynxed your team
 
2014-04-23 07:45:14 PM  
Dammit Fleury
 
2014-04-23 07:45:16 PM  
The comeback begins...
 
2014-04-23 07:45:18 PM  
For those about to rock....

BOOM!

Jackets score!
 
2014-04-23 07:45:20 PM  
Flower allowed that goal just to give CBJ false hope.
 
2014-04-23 07:45:20 PM  
Quality goal.  No cheese.
 
2014-04-23 07:45:21 PM  
Pens are now up 3-1.  That's it.  Call the game.  Jackets win.
 
2014-04-23 07:45:21 PM  
dammit ... 3-1.... shiat shiat shiat shiat
 
2014-04-23 07:45:22 PM  
3-1, still a glimmer of hope?
 
2014-04-23 07:45:34 PM  
That's more like it!1  ColumbusExRangersGoal!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:45:40 PM  
Fleury wilting?
 
2014-04-23 07:45:41 PM  
you can actually hear pierres voice become low, monotone, and depressed when the pens make a mistake.  meanwhile, he basically yells at any colombus player who gets a penalty.
 
2014-04-23 07:45:42 PM  
Well that will help the morale in the dressing room over on the BJ's side of the house
 
2014-04-23 07:46:10 PM  
Ya
 
2014-04-23 07:46:13 PM  

2wolves: Quality goal.  No cheese.


As a long time scorer of trash goals... they all look the same on the scoresheet.
 
2014-04-23 07:47:10 PM  
Yay TrollJackets
 
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