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(ESPN)   Hello hockey fans, as we say "see you next year" to the Bolts, we have a little lighter schedule tonite, with all three home teams looking to even their series at twos... Pens/Jackets @7ET, Ducks/Stars @8, and Blues/Black Hawks @9:30   (espn.go.com) divider line 1043
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2014-04-23 07:15:44 PM  

sno man: ontariolightning: Cooke was suspemded 10 games all ready prior to this so he is getting 15-20 games this time. Maybe a ban for a year. I predict cooke will be the example the new guy will set

Technically, under the new CBA he isn't even a repeat offender.  Although how they can overlook that history is a bit much.  Anyway it should be coming down soon.


Repeat offender means NOTHING when it comes to deciding how harsh the punishment will be.  The only thing it does is help set the dollar amount of the fine.  Say he gets suspended for 15 games.  The way tptb figure out the salary is either an 82 game season, or a say 200 day season.  A non-repeat offender would get his salary reduction figured as 15/200 while a repeat offender gets it figured at 15/82 - a much harsher penalty.  However the Office of Random Punishments has always said that everything will be taken into consideration when deciding the length of time, including prior suspensions throughout his career.
 
2014-04-23 07:16:19 PM  
THANK YOU FLOWER!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:16:22 PM  
s3.postimg.org
 
2014-04-23 07:16:52 PM  
Well if my Jackets were going for a white out, they failed too.
 
2014-04-23 07:17:35 PM  

fruitloop: There's one home team looking to go up 3-0 tonight.



/echl
//take back the cup
///hockey playoff thread


Screw you, go Stingrays!

Lol echl
 
2014-04-23 07:17:36 PM  

Johnny Texas: Can't they keep Pierre with one series so I know which games to avoid?


No. He's a plague.
 
2014-04-23 07:17:37 PM  

Polish Hussar: Today while watching the Champions League semifinal between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid I saw a Bayern fan wearing a Steelers ballcap in the stands.  I have no idea what this omen portends.


Steeler Nation travels well.
 
2014-04-23 07:18:30 PM  
Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?
 
2014-04-23 07:18:33 PM  

2wolves: Steeler Nation travels well.


And we always will!
 
2014-04-23 07:19:51 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?


I was starting to wonder where all the Pens Hate was!

/How you doing, buddy??
 
2014-04-23 07:20:40 PM  
What, no penalty to the Jackets for daring to get some snow on Flower?
 
2014-04-23 07:20:56 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?


They wouldn't be an Ohio sports team without indulging in randomly timed bouts of complete and utter failure (source of claim: Browns, Bengals, Indians, Reds, Cavaliers.  Crew doesn't count since soccer isn't a sport).
 
2014-04-23 07:20:57 PM  
BJ is on the PP

/THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:02 PM  
Blue Jackets PP!

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:21:15 PM  

geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?

I was starting to wonder where all the Pens Hate was!

/How you doing, buddy??


Doing ok, I shall do my best to supply some hatred lol
 
2014-04-23 07:21:31 PM  
pens with a shorty ouch
 
2014-04-23 07:21:33 PM  
SHAWTY!!!!!

1-0 Pens!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:34 PM  

FightDirector: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?

They wouldn't be an Ohio sports team without indulging in randomly timed bouts of complete and utter failure (source of claim: Browns, Bengals, Indians, Reds, Cavaliers.  Crew doesn't count since soccer isn't a sport).


...like that.

SHG, Pens.
 
2014-04-23 07:21:36 PM  
Boo...
 
2014-04-23 07:21:38 PM  
Shortie!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:42 PM  
img.fark.net
SH GOAL!

CRAIG ADAMS!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:43 PM  
PENGOAL!!!!!!

CFA!!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:45 PM  
OMG SHORTYYYY!!!!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:46 PM  
Pittsburgh goal, 1-0.  Pens doing it for the shorties
 
2014-04-23 07:21:51 PM  
Well that was ugly
 
2014-04-23 07:22:10 PM  
No Columbus, the puck is supposed to go into the OTHER net.
 
2014-04-23 07:22:33 PM  
Ok Pens... just don't go up 3-1...
 
2014-04-23 07:22:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 07:22:48 PM  
CRIMSON CRAIG!

PENGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-23 07:22:58 PM  
No rotating zombie Penguin for the Pittsburgh goal?  Are we not doing that anymore?
 
2014-04-23 07:23:00 PM  
Already with the short handers!
 
2014-04-23 07:23:14 PM  

abmoraz: Ok Pens... just don't go up 3-1...


SO MUCH THIS!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:23:36 PM  

Polish Hussar: No rotating zombie Penguin for the Pittsburgh goal?  Are we not doing that anymore?


Marisyana: CRIMSON CRAIG!

PENGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL


[31.media.tumblr.com image 217x277]


Never mind
 
2014-04-23 07:23:40 PM  

Polish Hussar: No rotating zombie Penguin for the Pittsburgh goal?  Are we not doing that anymore?


So impatient.  See above.
 
2014-04-23 07:23:54 PM  
Go Alcohol!
 
2014-04-23 07:24:07 PM  
Fark. Come on Bob. Elite goalies stop that
 
2014-04-23 07:24:23 PM  
this is the series where the team that scores first loses, right??  I that case, Go Pens....
otherwise, go fark yourselves
 
2014-04-23 07:24:30 PM  

Recoil Therapy: However the Office of Random Punishments has always said that everything will be taken into consideration when deciding the length of time, including prior suspensions throughout his career.


I'll accept whatever they give Cooke, but explain to me how Bickell gets nothing for this?  No major injury is not an explanation...
 
2014-04-23 07:24:35 PM  
Paul Martin now has 7 assists in this series.
 
2014-04-23 07:24:47 PM  

Recoil Therapy: FightDirector:

/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.

It really amazes me that the NHLPA will bend over backwards to protect Cooke in this case & other similar ones & yet seem not to give a crap about the players that he & others are injuring/ruining seasons/ruining careers/giving lifetime medical problems to.  At best you'd think they'd tell him 'here's a lawyer to help you out at your hearing... let us know how it turns out'.  Instead they seem to cry & whine about any sort of punishment & all they seem to do about the injured player is to make sure that the remote control is working in his hospital room.

/obviously not but that is the impression that is given off from what filters out to the media


All of this.

Also, with the delay in announcement, it seems like something big. If it was 5-10 games they would have said so already. Looks like they're checking with the lawyers before going public.
 
2014-04-23 07:25:27 PM  
Quit whining, Sydney...
 
2014-04-23 07:25:56 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?


One hopes
 
2014-04-23 07:26:34 PM  

dietbubba: Fark. Come on Bob. Elite goalies stop that


Bob's elite?  When did that start?

/like Bob
//just not against the Pens
 
2014-04-23 07:26:39 PM  
Well, according to the cross-dresser's brother and Pierre, the team that has scored first in the Pens/CBJ series has gone on to lose. At least I think that's what he said in between talking about Crosby's favorite cereal, the color of his car in high school, and other crap.

So that goal was bad news....


For the fightless birds.
 
2014-04-23 07:27:31 PM  
Goddammit I'm still on a bus.

No hockey and worse no beer!
 
2014-04-23 07:27:48 PM  
Yeah, that was a slash.... quit whining Crobsy haters

Not all that upset it wasn't called, but he did have a beef there
 
2014-04-23 07:27:49 PM  

Johnny Texas: We've had a severe lack of awesome sauce these past two days.


Evidently, it's the plague of frogs now.
 
2014-04-23 07:27:51 PM  

Marisyana: dietbubba: Fark. Come on Bob. Elite goalies stop that

Bob's elite?  When did that start?

/like Bob
//just not against the Pens


I'm saying if you want to be considered elite, you stop that
 
2014-04-23 07:28:00 PM  

Johnny Texas: Crosby never dropped his broken stick, that's a penalty.


Crosby does not commit penalties, silly
 
2014-04-23 07:28:06 PM  
Good morning Australia! My mobile phone company's been screwing me along for so long without any intention of providing the service I ordered, they just changed their name to MLSE!

Getting to the point: go BJs! Go Stars-pending-the-return-of-Selänne! And ICE COLD BOOZE!
 
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