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(ESPN)   Hello hockey fans, as we say "see you next year" to the Bolts, we have a little lighter schedule tonite, with all three home teams looking to even their series at twos... Pens/Jackets @7ET, Ducks/Stars @8, and Blues/Black Hawks @9:30   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2014-04-23 06:33:51 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ducks be like 'ah no, waaaaa...you can't do that'...we be like 'yea, shut up or I slap yo mouf again bizzatch.'

/go stars


This series is reminding me why. I use to hate the Quacks and their whiny fans so much. Stars are clearly getting under their skin, can't wait for tonight.
 
2014-04-23 06:33:54 PM  
 
2014-04-23 06:36:59 PM  

sno man: If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)

 
15 games or the Wild's playoff lifespan, whichever is longer, PLUS a fine for the organization employing him that counts against their cap hit for next year (in the full amount of his salary).


/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.
 
2014-04-23 06:38:02 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-04-23 06:38:34 PM  
Jackets look like they are going for a white out. Lower bowl appears to have t-shirts on the seats.

/can't be as bad as the attempt In Tampa
 
2014-04-23 06:42:46 PM  

dietbubba: Jackets look like they are going for a white out. Lower bowl appears to have t-shirts on the seats.

/can't be as bad as the attempt In Tampa


While I applaud the effort, the fact that in today's NHL the visiting teams wear white kinda takes away from the effect.
 
2014-04-23 06:43:18 PM  

FightDirector: sno man: If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)
 
15 games or the Wild's playoff lifespan, whichever is longer, PLUS a fine for the organization employing him that counts against their cap hit for next year (in the full amount of his salary).


/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.


Cooke'shiats need to end. He needs to have such a punitive measure put on him that he'll be toxic to every other team.
 
2014-04-23 06:44:05 PM  
I somehow correctly picked Habs in 4, so nhl.com politely turned that one green.

I picked Blackhawks in 5, so that one's impossible.

I picked the Penguins in 5.  Hoping for a win.

And finally, I picked the Stars in 7.  It could go either way without wrecking my bracket, but I would very much like for them to even it up now rather than waiting.
 
2014-04-23 06:44:38 PM  
Got gifted a few bottles of raspberry lambic ale today at work...

I'm curious, but apprehensive.

Anyway, love to see Columbus tie it up and the Blues take a commanding lead.

Don't really care about the Ducks/Stars. Go Teemu Selanne... Healthy scratch? What?
 
2014-04-23 06:45:59 PM  

soopey: FightDirector: sno man: If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)
 
15 games or the Wild's playoff lifespan, whichever is longer, PLUS a fine for the organization employing him that counts against their cap hit for next year (in the full amount of his salary).


/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.

Cooke'shiats need to end. He needs to have such a punitive measure put on him that he'll be toxic to every other team.


As much as I hated him (and still kinda do) Torres has made an effort to clean up his goonery.  Cooke... not so much.
 
2014-04-23 06:46:25 PM  

andychrist420: dietbubba: Jackets look like they are going for a white out. Lower bowl appears to have t-shirts on the seats.

/can't be as bad as the attempt In Tampa

While I applaud the effort, the fact that in today's NHL the visiting teams wear white kinda takes away from the effect.


Sad but true. Pops more on tv.

/prefers the white jersey at home
 
2014-04-23 06:47:43 PM  

soopey: Cooke'shiats need to end.


Rarely has there ever been a more appropriate filter-pwn.
 
2014-04-23 06:49:25 PM  
Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.
 
2014-04-23 06:50:41 PM  

dietbubba: andychrist420: dietbubba: Jackets look like they are going for a white out. Lower bowl appears to have t-shirts on the seats.

/can't be as bad as the attempt In Tampa

While I applaud the effort, the fact that in today's NHL the visiting teams wear white kinda takes away from the effect.

Sad but true. Pops more on tv.

/prefers the white jersey at home


Yeah, an orange/blue/yellow/red or green out doesn't sound as cool.  Black out does, but that only applies to a few teams.
 
2014-04-23 06:51:40 PM  

keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.


Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.
 
2014-04-23 06:52:10 PM  
Oh yeah, and this:

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 06:52:36 PM  
Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!
 
2014-04-23 06:53:43 PM  

soopey: FightDirector: sno man: If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)
 
15 games or the Wild's playoff lifespan, whichever is longer, PLUS a fine for the organization employing him that counts against their cap hit for next year (in the full amount of his salary).


/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.

Cooke'shiats need to end. He needs to have such a punitive measure put on him that he'll be toxic to every other team.


That cap penalty in the full amount of his salary?  That'd do it, AND send a hell of a message to every team who employs people who do that kind of crap.  "Retain this player on your team and we'll cripple your ability to field a competitive team".  So given this, Cooke would be under contract for 2.5 mil next season.  This would cost an ADDITIONAL 2.5 mil that counts against the cap hit: 5 mil in total.

That hurts.
 
2014-04-23 06:54:34 PM  

soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.


What did I miss?

/big Ference fan
 
2014-04-23 06:55:10 PM  
FightDirector:

/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.

It really amazes me that the NHLPA will bend over backwards to protect Cooke in this case & other similar ones & yet seem not to give a crap about the players that he & others are injuring/ruining seasons/ruining careers/giving lifetime medical problems to.  At best you'd think they'd tell him 'here's a lawyer to help you out at your hearing... let us know how it turns out'.  Instead they seem to cry & whine about any sort of punishment & all they seem to do about the injured player is to make sure that the remote control is working in his hospital room.

/obviously not but that is the impression that is given off from what filters out to the media
 
2014-04-23 06:55:48 PM  

abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!


There's also hockeyreality dot com slash stream01 dot html

I don't condone streaming games online, but if I were to condone streaming games online, I'd say that the quality of hockeyreality's feeds is exceptionally high once you get past the initial blitz of popup ads.
 
2014-04-23 06:56:51 PM  
Hey all!!

LET'S GO PENS!!!

www.userlogos.org
 
2014-04-23 06:57:30 PM  
i.imgur.com


/Sorry I'm late.
 
2014-04-23 06:57:32 PM  

abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!


Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.
 
2014-04-23 06:59:15 PM  

Publikwerks: soopey: Damnit! I wanted to hijack the JoePa thread!

Trolling JoePa? Hell yeah


ANOTHER Penn State thread?  I'm an alum.  Can this shiat PLEASE stop??
 
2014-04-23 06:59:29 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-04-23 07:00:30 PM  

soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.


No, I just can't listen to Sports radio.

How'd he do?

I really hope they throw the book at Cooke.
 
2014-04-23 07:00:57 PM  
Cooke was suspemded 10 games all ready prior to this so he is getting 15-20 games this time. Maybe a ban for a year. I predict cooke will be the example the new guy will set
 
2014-04-23 07:03:54 PM  

fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.


Absolutely... There's no comparison. Pittsburgh's got some history, but they've got a ways to go to come close to the Bruins in that regard.
 
2014-04-23 07:04:05 PM  

fatalvenom: soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.

What did I miss?

/big Ference fan


Said he still loves Boston, he understood why they couldn't keep him and he's glad he went to somewhere familiar in Edmonton. Said just how good and steady the Bruins are. Said how hard and yet how awesome it is to win at the Bell Center in Montreal just because the fans are so horrible, yelling horrible things, throwing items, spitting at you, etc.

Added a fun story about how people in Montreal would yell and say horrible things to Zdeno Chara as they were walking down the street, not to his face, but from a distance and in a spot where they could easily escape.

Basically proved what a class act the guy is for the league.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/felger-mazz-april-18-2014/

Hour number four, about 2/3 way through:
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:04:18 PM  

keylock71: soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.

No, I just can't listen to Sports radio.

How'd he do?

I really hope they throw the book at Cooke.


He'd just elbow it out of the way.
 
2014-04-23 07:04:25 PM  

fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.


Any team with Marchand on it can't really use the term "beautiful".
 
2014-04-23 07:05:11 PM  

keylock71: Don't really care about the Ducks/Stars. Go Teemu Selanne... Healthy scratch? What?


Not really surprising, he's been sitting out the back half of back to back games all season.  I kind of expected him to sit for at least one game in the first round (potentially 2 if it goes 7/looks like it will go 7). Probably the same next round unless the Ducks get in a deep hole.  Pretty much the whole Ducks' season has been dedicated to him, getting the team deep in the playoffs/winning The Cup to let him go out on top. Playing him so hard in the early rounds that he's exhausted later or worse a liability out there isn't the best way to do that.  If they make it to the final round don't expect him to sit out anything unless a leg has been amputated somewhere along the line...
 
2014-04-23 07:05:53 PM  

soopey: fatalvenom: soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.

What did I miss?

/big Ference fan

Said he still loves Boston, he understood why they couldn't keep him and he's glad he went to somewhere familiar in Edmonton. Said just how good and steady the Bruins are. Said how hard and yet how awesome it is to win at the Bell Center in Montreal just because the fans are so horrible, yelling horrible things, throwing items, spitting at you, etc.

Added a fun story about how people in Montreal would yell and say horrible things to Zdeno Chara as they were walking down the street, not to his face, but from a distance and in a spot where they could easily escape.

Basically proved what a class act the guy is for the league.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/felger-mazz-april-18-2014/

Hour number four, about 2/3 way through:
[img.fark.net image 660x200]


I always loved Ference.  Was real sad when Pitt traded him to Calgary.

/though, he is one of 2 players to lose to Crosby in a fight... so there is that strike against him...
 
2014-04-23 07:06:47 PM  
SHIAT!!  Tanner Glass just tripped coming out of the tunnel!!
 
2014-04-23 07:07:20 PM  
Go Spoiljackets!
 
2014-04-23 07:07:57 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-23 07:08:07 PM  

fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.


So old time hockey?
 
2014-04-23 07:08:26 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 400x300]


I like that logo...
 
2014-04-23 07:09:08 PM  

ontariolightning: Cooke was suspemded 10 games all ready prior to this so he is getting 15-20 games this time. Maybe a ban for a year. I predict cooke will be the example the new guy will set


Technically, under the new CBA he isn't even a repeat offender.  Although how they can overlook that history is a bit much.  Anyway it should be coming down soon.
 
2014-04-23 07:09:22 PM  

dietbubba: fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.

So old time hockey?


Piss on old-time hockey!!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:10:14 PM  

JT_Goalie: dietbubba: fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.

So old time hockey?

Piss on old-time hockey!!!!


I'M LISTENING TO THE farkING SONG!
 
2014-04-23 07:10:49 PM  
WTF THAT FAT BASTARD TONY SIRAGUSA DOING DEPENDS COMMERCIALS I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE

Oh, this:

31.media.tumblr.com

LET'S GO PENS!
 
2014-04-23 07:11:26 PM  
And HERE WE GO!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:11:31 PM  
Yay sports! Go hockey! It is fun!

Go Columbus LeftoverRangers, go Dallas NotDucks, and gooo St. Louis NotChicago

and always, even during a rest day..

//LGR
 
2014-04-23 07:11:41 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:14:00 PM  
Today while watching the Champions League semifinal between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid I saw a Bayern fan wearing a Steelers ballcap in the stands.  I have no idea what this omen portends.
 
2014-04-23 07:14:24 PM  

soopey: fatalvenom: soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.

What did I miss?

/big Ference fan

Said he still loves Boston, he understood why they couldn't keep him and he's glad he went to somewhere familiar in Edmonton. Said just how good and steady the Bruins are. Said how hard and yet how awesome it is to win at the Bell Center in Montreal just because the fans are so horrible, yelling horrible things, throwing items, spitting at you, etc.

Added a fun story about how people in Montreal would yell and say horrible things to Zdeno Chara as they were walking down the street, not to his face, but from a distance and in a spot where they could easily escape.

Basically proved what a class act the guy is for the league.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/felger-mazz-april-18-2014/

Hour number four, about 2/3 way through:


Nice... He kept his place in the North End, I think.

He was a huge asset for the Bs.

Flipping off Montreal fans was just icing on the cake.
 
2014-04-23 07:14:56 PM  

abmoraz: JT_Goalie: dietbubba: fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.

So old time hockey?

Piss on old-time hockey!!!!

I'M LISTENING TO THE farkING SONG!


They brought their farkin' TOYS with them!
 
2014-04-23 07:15:17 PM  

sno man: ontariolightning: Cooke was suspemded 10 games all ready prior to this so he is getting 15-20 games this time. Maybe a ban for a year. I predict cooke will be the example the new guy will set

Technically, under the new CBA he isn't even a repeat offender.  Although how they can overlook that history is a bit much.  Anyway it should be coming down soon.



That's not true.  Not entirely.  He's not considered a repeat offender for purposes of salary forfeiture.The NHL can consider you a repeat offender in terms of "suspendability" with no time limit whatsoever.

Also, farking Jackets game is blacked out in my area (Cincy), even via the NBC stream.  Am pissed.  I wanted to watch it in HD.
 
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