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(ESPN)   Hello hockey fans, as we say "see you next year" to the Bolts, we have a little lighter schedule tonite, with all three home teams looking to even their series at twos... Pens/Jackets @7ET, Ducks/Stars @8, and Blues/Black Hawks @9:30   (espn.go.com) divider line 1043
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2014-04-23 08:24:58 AM  
Go Trolljackets!!!!
 
2014-04-23 08:34:43 AM  
The only win that messes with my bracket would be Dallas, so look for a Stars win tonight.
 
2014-04-23 08:40:20 AM  
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6)Smug Detroit fans
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34)BOBOROVSKY!!!

 

sno man: The only win that messes with my bracket would be Dallas, so look for a Stars win tonight.


Bracket?  Pffft, mine was DOA after the third night.  Go whoever.
 
2014-04-23 08:47:17 AM  

fatalvenom: Go Trolljackets!!!!


First round, I'be been rooting for all the Blue teams.
(TB, Blues, Blue Jackets)
 
2014-04-23 08:48:48 AM  

Flappyhead: Bracket? Pffft, mine was DOA after the third night. Go whoever.


Well the Bolts blew a giant smoking hole in there last night, but Boston will beat the Habs to fix that side...  The Kings not getting their act together is only going to cost the bonus points, and even the Stars are only going to blow my bonus points...
 
2014-04-23 08:48:58 AM  

sno man: The only win that messes with my bracket would be Dallas, so look for a Stars win tonight.


Yeah, my bracket is a culsterf***. I thought TB would overpower Montreal, and that Price would crumble.
 
2014-04-23 09:08:37 AM  
8 o'clock? 8 o'clock?!? 8 O'CLOCK!!?!!  This game better go into quadruple OT or something similar.  I'm so used to getting about 3-5 hours of sleep during the playoffs that if the game's over & I'm in bed by 11:00 then I'll wake up somewhere around 3am & I'd really like to sleep until 5:30-6:00 when I need to get up and dump some coffee into my system.

/hmm IV coffee, I wonder if it would be possible to set up such a thing.  One probably wouldn't want it flowing directly into your veins at regular coffee temp but that would be easy to fix.  Also rig up some sort of timer/alarm that kicks it on about 5 min before you need to get up....hmmm
//rich, I'm going to be rich.  Woo hoo
///once the patent goes through & the royalties start rolling in I'm going to take all the hockey regulars here to at least a couple games of that year's SCF series.
////not OL though.  I will however buy him a new set of golf clubs to go along with his Leaf's jersey...
 
2014-04-23 09:16:28 AM  
My bracket is toast as well -- I had the Canadians winning in 6, not 4

In any case, we need a good fighting game. I'm guessing it'll be Blues/Hawks tonight (if any) just out of history.
 
2014-04-23 10:33:16 AM  
3 home teams to win...that's a parlay I'd take.

Wish I was still in Vegas.
 
2014-04-23 10:39:46 AM  
Checked cause I'm curious like that...

Blue Jacket +110
Dallas -120
Blackhawks -150

100 pays 541.
 
2014-04-23 10:41:28 AM  
its always fun watching the black hawks act like 10 year old bullies.
 
2014-04-23 10:47:21 AM  

fatalvenom: Go Trolljackets!!!!


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 10:55:51 AM  
Dammit Jackets you better not let another one slip away.
 
2014-04-23 12:25:54 PM  

WhiskeySticks: 3 home teams to win...that's a parlay I'd take.

Wish I was still in Vegas.


If sportsbook ever became legal in IL, IN or MI I would be so happy (and much poorer).

Of course, there's always the guy sitting on the corner by a bar in Cicero, IL with a t-shirt saying "SPORTSBOOK" on the back. Totally legit.
 
2014-04-23 12:38:26 PM  
Today's agenda:  Laundry, booze, and hockey.  Works for me.
 
2014-04-23 12:50:55 PM  
Kings got robbed. Brutal bounces for the Sharks. What a game though. Hard hitting and entertaining as f*ck.

Blues/Hawks has been the best opening round series thus far.
 
2014-04-23 12:58:31 PM  

Linux_Yes: its always fun watching the black hawks act like 10 year old bullies.


Oh, those poor Blues players. Being picked on by those big meanies.
 
2014-04-23 12:58:57 PM  

Rev.K: Kings got robbed.


Yeah, all those blatant penalties that weren't called against them.  How are you supposed to win when the refs let you get away with everything?
 
2014-04-23 01:05:44 PM  
Reading the comments on lakingsinsider this morning, just delicious.  I know I shouldn't take so much pleasure in their suffering but I can't help it, its LA.
 
2014-04-23 01:25:32 PM  

andychrist420: Yeah, all those blatant penalties that weren't called against them.  How are you supposed to win when the refs let you get away with everything?


Fair enough, but San Jose got away with a few themselves.

What I meant was, that game was incredibly fast paced and hard-hitting and the Kings lobbed all kinds of pressure at Niemi. San Jose had great chances of their own, but couldn't score.

It was a hard-fought game that I thought the Kings deserved to win. The overtime period was almost all intense Kings pressure.

....and then to lose like that. Damn.


Oh well, I'm not a Kings fan, so well done San Jose.
 
2014-04-23 01:59:31 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Linux_Yes: its always fun watching the black hawks act like 10 year old bullies.

Oh, those poor Blues players. Being picked on by those big meanies.



no, just 10 year olds who need more camera time.  didn't get enough attention from mommie and daddy growing up.  loved the 3 game suspension.  that was smart.  i bet he gets paid for those games anyway.
 
2014-04-23 02:09:10 PM  
A co-worker bought me a Tim Hortons Stanley Cup donut.

i62.tinypic.com


Black and white? Is the donut saying the Kings will come back?

OM NOM NOM
 
2014-04-23 02:40:29 PM  
Ducks be like 'ah no, waaaaa...you can't do that'...we be like 'yea, shut up or I slap yo mouf again bizzatch.'

/go stars
 
2014-04-23 02:47:01 PM  
Rooting for the Blues, but I think every game will be like the last three. Flip a coin if you want to guess who will win. Great games. Love it.

/blues are a cursed franchise...they will probably lose
 
2014-04-23 02:55:12 PM  
Recoil Therapy:
///once the patent goes through & the royalties start rolling in I'm going to take all the hockey regulars here to at least a couple games of that year's SCF series.
////not OL though.  I will however buy him a new set of golf clubs to go along with his Leaf's jersey...


Good. GOod. GOOd. GOOD.
 
2014-04-23 03:04:14 PM  
Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.
 
2014-04-23 03:04:55 PM  

Rev.K: andychrist420: Yeah, all those blatant penalties that weren't called against them.  How are you supposed to win when the refs let you get away with everything?

Fair enough, but San Jose got away with a few themselves.

What I meant was, that game was incredibly fast paced and hard-hitting and the Kings lobbed all kinds of pressure at Niemi. San Jose had great chances of their own, but couldn't score.

It was a hard-fought game that I thought the Kings deserved to win. The overtime period was almost all intense Kings pressure.

....and then to lose like that. Damn.


Oh well, I'm not a Kings fan, so well done San Jose.


True.  It was a hard fought, intense game.  It was exactly what I expected from this series.  I would have been ok with either team winning.  It was that close.  But the beauty of sudden death is one team can dominate, but it only takes one shot.  I hope the rest of the series is a lot like game 3.
 
2014-04-23 03:25:19 PM  

Snaps: Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.


He hasn't done shiat.
 
2014-04-23 03:32:47 PM  
There's one home team looking to go up 3-0 tonight.

i171.photobucket.com

/echl
//take back the cup
///hockey playoff thread
 
2014-04-23 03:33:58 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Snaps: Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.

He hasn't done shiat.


Yeah 1 point and a -1, not great but not really dragging them down either.  Just seemed strange since hes one of their most, well I guess their most veteran player.
 
2014-04-23 03:38:43 PM  

Snaps: Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.


He has some AARP board meeting to attend...or they're serving roast beef at the senior center.
 
2014-04-23 04:16:11 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Snaps: Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.

He has some AARP board meeting to attend...or they're serving roast beef at the senior center.


He had a prior scheduled prostate exam.
 
2014-04-23 04:25:32 PM  
Now its adding up, I figured senior moment.
 
2014-04-23 05:07:16 PM  
Dan O'Halloran one of the officials for tonight's Blue Jackets-Pens game.  Jackets are 0-4 this year with him officiating.

Make of that what you will.  Of course it can't get much worse than the game 3 officiating.
 
2014-04-23 05:12:04 PM  

fruitloop: There's one home team looking to go up 3-0 tonight.

[i171.photobucket.com image 305x225]

/echl
//take back the cup
///hockey playoff thread


Stanley is much better than Kelly however Kelly is pretty awesome in it's own right...

/go 'Clones
//sad to say I never made it up for a game this year
 
2014-04-23 05:15:19 PM  

dietbubba: Dan O'Halloran one of the officials for tonight's Blue Jackets-Pens game.  Jackets are 0-4 this year with him officiating.

Make of that what you will.  Of course it can't get much worse than the game 3 officiating.


Well, the Sharks were 1-12 in LA until last night.  Strange things happen in the playoffs, so there is hope.
 
2014-04-23 05:18:21 PM  
Cooke had in person hearing today.  Since he's no longer on the Pens, I'm guessing 10 games as repeat offender.
 
2014-04-23 05:23:05 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 05:23:34 PM  

andychrist420: Cooke had in person hearing today.  Since he's no longer on the Pens, I'm guessing 10 games as repeat offender.


Maybe this new guy has never heard of him.
 
2014-04-23 05:28:04 PM  

WhiskeySticks: andychrist420: Cooke had in person hearing today.  Since he's no longer on the Pens, I'm guessing 10 games as repeat offender.

Maybe this new guy has never heard of him.


Late meeting... I would have thought we would have herd a decision by now...
 
2014-04-23 05:32:24 PM  
Or Cooke murdered him and is now trying to figure out what to do with the body.

He can't just have sex with it, like Sean Avery probably would.
 
2014-04-23 05:39:37 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Or Cooke murdered him and is now trying to figure out what to do with the body.

He can't just have sex with it, like Sean Avery probably would.


If he watched Top Gear, he's know which luxury sedan had the most room in the boot for a corpse.
 
2014-04-23 05:40:53 PM  
If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)
 
2014-04-23 05:45:25 PM  

sno man: see Clarkson


i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 05:49:29 PM  
And yes I know "rest of the playoffs" is likely not more than 4, so not technically escalating, but the *potential* to be many more keeps it on the 'escalating' side of the ledger.
 
2014-04-23 06:31:57 PM  
Damnit! I wanted to hijack the JoePa thread!
 
2014-04-23 06:31:59 PM  

andychrist420: WhiskeySticks: Or Cooke murdered him and is now trying to figure out what to do with the body.

He can't just have sex with it, like Sean Avery probably would.

If he watched Top Gear, he's know which luxury sedan had the most room in the boot for a corpse.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 06:32:11 PM  
img.fark.net

Let's Go Pens!
 
2014-04-23 06:33:18 PM  
www.openchiangmai.com
 
2014-04-23 06:33:35 PM  

soopey: Damnit! I wanted to hijack the JoePa thread!


Trolling JoePa? Hell yeah
 
2014-04-23 06:33:51 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ducks be like 'ah no, waaaaa...you can't do that'...we be like 'yea, shut up or I slap yo mouf again bizzatch.'

/go stars


This series is reminding me why. I use to hate the Quacks and their whiny fans so much. Stars are clearly getting under their skin, can't wait for tonight.
 
2014-04-23 06:33:54 PM  
 
2014-04-23 06:36:59 PM  

sno man: If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)

 
15 games or the Wild's playoff lifespan, whichever is longer, PLUS a fine for the organization employing him that counts against their cap hit for next year (in the full amount of his salary).


/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.
 
2014-04-23 06:38:02 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-04-23 06:38:34 PM  
Jackets look like they are going for a white out. Lower bowl appears to have t-shirts on the seats.

/can't be as bad as the attempt In Tampa
 
2014-04-23 06:42:46 PM  

dietbubba: Jackets look like they are going for a white out. Lower bowl appears to have t-shirts on the seats.

/can't be as bad as the attempt In Tampa


While I applaud the effort, the fact that in today's NHL the visiting teams wear white kinda takes away from the effect.
 
2014-04-23 06:43:18 PM  

FightDirector: sno man: If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)
 
15 games or the Wild's playoff lifespan, whichever is longer, PLUS a fine for the organization employing him that counts against their cap hit for next year (in the full amount of his salary).


/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.


Cooke'shiats need to end. He needs to have such a punitive measure put on him that he'll be toxic to every other team.
 
2014-04-23 06:44:05 PM  
I somehow correctly picked Habs in 4, so nhl.com politely turned that one green.

I picked Blackhawks in 5, so that one's impossible.

I picked the Penguins in 5.  Hoping for a win.

And finally, I picked the Stars in 7.  It could go either way without wrecking my bracket, but I would very much like for them to even it up now rather than waiting.
 
2014-04-23 06:44:38 PM  
Got gifted a few bottles of raspberry lambic ale today at work...

I'm curious, but apprehensive.

Anyway, love to see Columbus tie it up and the Blues take a commanding lead.

Don't really care about the Ducks/Stars. Go Teemu Selanne... Healthy scratch? What?
 
2014-04-23 06:45:59 PM  

soopey: FightDirector: sno man: If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)
 
15 games or the Wild's playoff lifespan, whichever is longer, PLUS a fine for the organization employing him that counts against their cap hit for next year (in the full amount of his salary).


/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.

Cooke'shiats need to end. He needs to have such a punitive measure put on him that he'll be toxic to every other team.


As much as I hated him (and still kinda do) Torres has made an effort to clean up his goonery.  Cooke... not so much.
 
2014-04-23 06:46:25 PM  

andychrist420: dietbubba: Jackets look like they are going for a white out. Lower bowl appears to have t-shirts on the seats.

/can't be as bad as the attempt In Tampa

While I applaud the effort, the fact that in today's NHL the visiting teams wear white kinda takes away from the effect.


Sad but true. Pops more on tv.

/prefers the white jersey at home
 
2014-04-23 06:47:43 PM  

soopey: Cooke'shiats need to end.


Rarely has there ever been a more appropriate filter-pwn.
 
2014-04-23 06:49:25 PM  
Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.
 
2014-04-23 06:50:41 PM  

dietbubba: andychrist420: dietbubba: Jackets look like they are going for a white out. Lower bowl appears to have t-shirts on the seats.

/can't be as bad as the attempt In Tampa

While I applaud the effort, the fact that in today's NHL the visiting teams wear white kinda takes away from the effect.

Sad but true. Pops more on tv.

/prefers the white jersey at home


Yeah, an orange/blue/yellow/red or green out doesn't sound as cool.  Black out does, but that only applies to a few teams.
 
2014-04-23 06:51:40 PM  

keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.


Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.
 
2014-04-23 06:52:10 PM  
Oh yeah, and this:

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 06:52:36 PM  
Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!
 
2014-04-23 06:53:43 PM  

soopey: FightDirector: sno man: If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)
 
15 games or the Wild's playoff lifespan, whichever is longer, PLUS a fine for the organization employing him that counts against their cap hit for next year (in the full amount of his salary).


/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.

Cooke'shiats need to end. He needs to have such a punitive measure put on him that he'll be toxic to every other team.


That cap penalty in the full amount of his salary?  That'd do it, AND send a hell of a message to every team who employs people who do that kind of crap.  "Retain this player on your team and we'll cripple your ability to field a competitive team".  So given this, Cooke would be under contract for 2.5 mil next season.  This would cost an ADDITIONAL 2.5 mil that counts against the cap hit: 5 mil in total.

That hurts.
 
2014-04-23 06:54:34 PM  

soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.


What did I miss?

/big Ference fan
 
2014-04-23 06:55:10 PM  
FightDirector:

/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.

It really amazes me that the NHLPA will bend over backwards to protect Cooke in this case & other similar ones & yet seem not to give a crap about the players that he & others are injuring/ruining seasons/ruining careers/giving lifetime medical problems to.  At best you'd think they'd tell him 'here's a lawyer to help you out at your hearing... let us know how it turns out'.  Instead they seem to cry & whine about any sort of punishment & all they seem to do about the injured player is to make sure that the remote control is working in his hospital room.

/obviously not but that is the impression that is given off from what filters out to the media
 
2014-04-23 06:55:48 PM  

abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!


There's also hockeyreality dot com slash stream01 dot html

I don't condone streaming games online, but if I were to condone streaming games online, I'd say that the quality of hockeyreality's feeds is exceptionally high once you get past the initial blitz of popup ads.
 
2014-04-23 06:56:51 PM  
Hey all!!

LET'S GO PENS!!!

www.userlogos.org
 
2014-04-23 06:57:30 PM  
i.imgur.com


/Sorry I'm late.
 
2014-04-23 06:57:32 PM  

abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!


Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.
 
2014-04-23 06:59:15 PM  

Publikwerks: soopey: Damnit! I wanted to hijack the JoePa thread!

Trolling JoePa? Hell yeah


ANOTHER Penn State thread?  I'm an alum.  Can this shiat PLEASE stop??
 
2014-04-23 06:59:29 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-04-23 07:00:30 PM  

soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.


No, I just can't listen to Sports radio.

How'd he do?

I really hope they throw the book at Cooke.
 
2014-04-23 07:00:57 PM  
Cooke was suspemded 10 games all ready prior to this so he is getting 15-20 games this time. Maybe a ban for a year. I predict cooke will be the example the new guy will set
 
2014-04-23 07:03:54 PM  

fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.


Absolutely... There's no comparison. Pittsburgh's got some history, but they've got a ways to go to come close to the Bruins in that regard.
 
2014-04-23 07:04:05 PM  

fatalvenom: soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.

What did I miss?

/big Ference fan


Said he still loves Boston, he understood why they couldn't keep him and he's glad he went to somewhere familiar in Edmonton. Said just how good and steady the Bruins are. Said how hard and yet how awesome it is to win at the Bell Center in Montreal just because the fans are so horrible, yelling horrible things, throwing items, spitting at you, etc.

Added a fun story about how people in Montreal would yell and say horrible things to Zdeno Chara as they were walking down the street, not to his face, but from a distance and in a spot where they could easily escape.

Basically proved what a class act the guy is for the league.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/felger-mazz-april-18-2014/

Hour number four, about 2/3 way through:
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:04:18 PM  

keylock71: soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.

No, I just can't listen to Sports radio.

How'd he do?

I really hope they throw the book at Cooke.


He'd just elbow it out of the way.
 
2014-04-23 07:04:25 PM  

fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.


Any team with Marchand on it can't really use the term "beautiful".
 
2014-04-23 07:05:11 PM  

keylock71: Don't really care about the Ducks/Stars. Go Teemu Selanne... Healthy scratch? What?


Not really surprising, he's been sitting out the back half of back to back games all season.  I kind of expected him to sit for at least one game in the first round (potentially 2 if it goes 7/looks like it will go 7). Probably the same next round unless the Ducks get in a deep hole.  Pretty much the whole Ducks' season has been dedicated to him, getting the team deep in the playoffs/winning The Cup to let him go out on top. Playing him so hard in the early rounds that he's exhausted later or worse a liability out there isn't the best way to do that.  If they make it to the final round don't expect him to sit out anything unless a leg has been amputated somewhere along the line...
 
2014-04-23 07:05:53 PM  

soopey: fatalvenom: soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.

What did I miss?

/big Ference fan

Said he still loves Boston, he understood why they couldn't keep him and he's glad he went to somewhere familiar in Edmonton. Said just how good and steady the Bruins are. Said how hard and yet how awesome it is to win at the Bell Center in Montreal just because the fans are so horrible, yelling horrible things, throwing items, spitting at you, etc.

Added a fun story about how people in Montreal would yell and say horrible things to Zdeno Chara as they were walking down the street, not to his face, but from a distance and in a spot where they could easily escape.

Basically proved what a class act the guy is for the league.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/felger-mazz-april-18-2014/

Hour number four, about 2/3 way through:
[img.fark.net image 660x200]


I always loved Ference.  Was real sad when Pitt traded him to Calgary.

/though, he is one of 2 players to lose to Crosby in a fight... so there is that strike against him...
 
2014-04-23 07:06:47 PM  
SHIAT!!  Tanner Glass just tripped coming out of the tunnel!!
 
2014-04-23 07:07:20 PM  
Go Spoiljackets!
 
2014-04-23 07:07:57 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-23 07:08:07 PM  

fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.


So old time hockey?
 
2014-04-23 07:08:26 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 400x300]


I like that logo...
 
2014-04-23 07:09:08 PM  

ontariolightning: Cooke was suspemded 10 games all ready prior to this so he is getting 15-20 games this time. Maybe a ban for a year. I predict cooke will be the example the new guy will set


Technically, under the new CBA he isn't even a repeat offender.  Although how they can overlook that history is a bit much.  Anyway it should be coming down soon.
 
2014-04-23 07:09:22 PM  

dietbubba: fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.

So old time hockey?


Piss on old-time hockey!!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:10:14 PM  

JT_Goalie: dietbubba: fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.

So old time hockey?

Piss on old-time hockey!!!!


I'M LISTENING TO THE farkING SONG!
 
2014-04-23 07:10:49 PM  
WTF THAT FAT BASTARD TONY SIRAGUSA DOING DEPENDS COMMERCIALS I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE

Oh, this:

31.media.tumblr.com

LET'S GO PENS!
 
2014-04-23 07:11:26 PM  
And HERE WE GO!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:11:31 PM  
Yay sports! Go hockey! It is fun!

Go Columbus LeftoverRangers, go Dallas NotDucks, and gooo St. Louis NotChicago

and always, even during a rest day..

//LGR
 
2014-04-23 07:11:41 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:14:00 PM  
Today while watching the Champions League semifinal between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid I saw a Bayern fan wearing a Steelers ballcap in the stands.  I have no idea what this omen portends.
 
2014-04-23 07:14:24 PM  

soopey: fatalvenom: soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.

What did I miss?

/big Ference fan

Said he still loves Boston, he understood why they couldn't keep him and he's glad he went to somewhere familiar in Edmonton. Said just how good and steady the Bruins are. Said how hard and yet how awesome it is to win at the Bell Center in Montreal just because the fans are so horrible, yelling horrible things, throwing items, spitting at you, etc.

Added a fun story about how people in Montreal would yell and say horrible things to Zdeno Chara as they were walking down the street, not to his face, but from a distance and in a spot where they could easily escape.

Basically proved what a class act the guy is for the league.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/felger-mazz-april-18-2014/

Hour number four, about 2/3 way through:


Nice... He kept his place in the North End, I think.

He was a huge asset for the Bs.

Flipping off Montreal fans was just icing on the cake.
 
2014-04-23 07:14:56 PM  

abmoraz: JT_Goalie: dietbubba: fatalvenom: abmoraz: Lets go Black and Gold!!!**

If anyone needs a high quality, safe stream for the Pens-BJs: http://steelcityscoresNOSPAM.no-ip.biz/s-c-s.html (just let the intro Slap Shot clip play and it will auto-switch to the game feed).


**Bruins may have worn it first, but we wear it better!

Ha.

90 years of beautiful tradition...from Eddie Shore to Patrice Berger on.

So old time hockey?

Piss on old-time hockey!!!!

I'M LISTENING TO THE farkING SONG!


They brought their farkin' TOYS with them!
 
2014-04-23 07:15:17 PM  

sno man: ontariolightning: Cooke was suspemded 10 games all ready prior to this so he is getting 15-20 games this time. Maybe a ban for a year. I predict cooke will be the example the new guy will set

Technically, under the new CBA he isn't even a repeat offender.  Although how they can overlook that history is a bit much.  Anyway it should be coming down soon.



That's not true.  Not entirely.  He's not considered a repeat offender for purposes of salary forfeiture.The NHL can consider you a repeat offender in terms of "suspendability" with no time limit whatsoever.

Also, farking Jackets game is blacked out in my area (Cincy), even via the NBC stream.  Am pissed.  I wanted to watch it in HD.
 
2014-04-23 07:15:44 PM  

sno man: ontariolightning: Cooke was suspemded 10 games all ready prior to this so he is getting 15-20 games this time. Maybe a ban for a year. I predict cooke will be the example the new guy will set

Technically, under the new CBA he isn't even a repeat offender.  Although how they can overlook that history is a bit much.  Anyway it should be coming down soon.


Repeat offender means NOTHING when it comes to deciding how harsh the punishment will be.  The only thing it does is help set the dollar amount of the fine.  Say he gets suspended for 15 games.  The way tptb figure out the salary is either an 82 game season, or a say 200 day season.  A non-repeat offender would get his salary reduction figured as 15/200 while a repeat offender gets it figured at 15/82 - a much harsher penalty.  However the Office of Random Punishments has always said that everything will be taken into consideration when deciding the length of time, including prior suspensions throughout his career.
 
2014-04-23 07:16:19 PM  
THANK YOU FLOWER!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:16:22 PM  
s3.postimg.org
 
2014-04-23 07:16:52 PM  
Well if my Jackets were going for a white out, they failed too.
 
2014-04-23 07:17:35 PM  

fruitloop: There's one home team looking to go up 3-0 tonight.



/echl
//take back the cup
///hockey playoff thread


Screw you, go Stingrays!

Lol echl
 
2014-04-23 07:17:36 PM  

Johnny Texas: Can't they keep Pierre with one series so I know which games to avoid?


No. He's a plague.
 
2014-04-23 07:17:37 PM  

Polish Hussar: Today while watching the Champions League semifinal between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid I saw a Bayern fan wearing a Steelers ballcap in the stands.  I have no idea what this omen portends.


Steeler Nation travels well.
 
2014-04-23 07:18:30 PM  
Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?
 
2014-04-23 07:18:33 PM  

2wolves: Steeler Nation travels well.


And we always will!
 
2014-04-23 07:19:51 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?


I was starting to wonder where all the Pens Hate was!

/How you doing, buddy??
 
2014-04-23 07:20:40 PM  
What, no penalty to the Jackets for daring to get some snow on Flower?
 
2014-04-23 07:20:56 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?


They wouldn't be an Ohio sports team without indulging in randomly timed bouts of complete and utter failure (source of claim: Browns, Bengals, Indians, Reds, Cavaliers.  Crew doesn't count since soccer isn't a sport).
 
2014-04-23 07:20:57 PM  
BJ is on the PP

/THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:02 PM  
Blue Jackets PP!

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:21:15 PM  

geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?

I was starting to wonder where all the Pens Hate was!

/How you doing, buddy??


Doing ok, I shall do my best to supply some hatred lol
 
2014-04-23 07:21:31 PM  
pens with a shorty ouch
 
2014-04-23 07:21:33 PM  
SHAWTY!!!!!

1-0 Pens!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:34 PM  

FightDirector: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?

They wouldn't be an Ohio sports team without indulging in randomly timed bouts of complete and utter failure (source of claim: Browns, Bengals, Indians, Reds, Cavaliers.  Crew doesn't count since soccer isn't a sport).


...like that.

SHG, Pens.
 
2014-04-23 07:21:36 PM  
Boo...
 
2014-04-23 07:21:38 PM  
Shortie!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:42 PM  
img.fark.net
SH GOAL!

CRAIG ADAMS!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:43 PM  
PENGOAL!!!!!!

CFA!!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:45 PM  
OMG SHORTYYYY!!!!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:21:46 PM  
Pittsburgh goal, 1-0.  Pens doing it for the shorties
 
2014-04-23 07:21:51 PM  
Well that was ugly
 
2014-04-23 07:22:10 PM  
No Columbus, the puck is supposed to go into the OTHER net.
 
2014-04-23 07:22:33 PM  
Ok Pens... just don't go up 3-1...
 
2014-04-23 07:22:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 07:22:48 PM  
CRIMSON CRAIG!

PENGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-23 07:22:58 PM  
No rotating zombie Penguin for the Pittsburgh goal?  Are we not doing that anymore?
 
2014-04-23 07:23:00 PM  
Already with the short handers!
 
2014-04-23 07:23:14 PM  

abmoraz: Ok Pens... just don't go up 3-1...


SO MUCH THIS!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:23:36 PM  

Polish Hussar: No rotating zombie Penguin for the Pittsburgh goal?  Are we not doing that anymore?


Marisyana: CRIMSON CRAIG!

PENGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL


[31.media.tumblr.com image 217x277]


Never mind
 
2014-04-23 07:23:40 PM  

Polish Hussar: No rotating zombie Penguin for the Pittsburgh goal?  Are we not doing that anymore?


So impatient.  See above.
 
2014-04-23 07:23:54 PM  
Go Alcohol!
 
2014-04-23 07:24:07 PM  
Fark. Come on Bob. Elite goalies stop that
 
2014-04-23 07:24:23 PM  
this is the series where the team that scores first loses, right??  I that case, Go Pens....
otherwise, go fark yourselves
 
2014-04-23 07:24:30 PM  

Recoil Therapy: However the Office of Random Punishments has always said that everything will be taken into consideration when deciding the length of time, including prior suspensions throughout his career.


I'll accept whatever they give Cooke, but explain to me how Bickell gets nothing for this?  No major injury is not an explanation...
 
2014-04-23 07:24:35 PM  
Paul Martin now has 7 assists in this series.
 
2014-04-23 07:24:47 PM  

Recoil Therapy: FightDirector:

/Too bad the NHLPA wouldn't allow a lifetime ban.

It really amazes me that the NHLPA will bend over backwards to protect Cooke in this case & other similar ones & yet seem not to give a crap about the players that he & others are injuring/ruining seasons/ruining careers/giving lifetime medical problems to.  At best you'd think they'd tell him 'here's a lawyer to help you out at your hearing... let us know how it turns out'.  Instead they seem to cry & whine about any sort of punishment & all they seem to do about the injured player is to make sure that the remote control is working in his hospital room.

/obviously not but that is the impression that is given off from what filters out to the media


All of this.

Also, with the delay in announcement, it seems like something big. If it was 5-10 games they would have said so already. Looks like they're checking with the lawyers before going public.
 
2014-04-23 07:25:27 PM  
Quit whining, Sydney...
 
2014-04-23 07:25:56 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Jackets. How about not having a complete meltdown tonight?


One hopes
 
2014-04-23 07:26:34 PM  

dietbubba: Fark. Come on Bob. Elite goalies stop that


Bob's elite?  When did that start?

/like Bob
//just not against the Pens
 
2014-04-23 07:26:39 PM  
Well, according to the cross-dresser's brother and Pierre, the team that has scored first in the Pens/CBJ series has gone on to lose. At least I think that's what he said in between talking about Crosby's favorite cereal, the color of his car in high school, and other crap.

So that goal was bad news....


For the fightless birds.
 
2014-04-23 07:27:31 PM  
Goddammit I'm still on a bus.

No hockey and worse no beer!
 
2014-04-23 07:27:48 PM  
Yeah, that was a slash.... quit whining Crobsy haters

Not all that upset it wasn't called, but he did have a beef there
 
2014-04-23 07:27:49 PM  

Johnny Texas: We've had a severe lack of awesome sauce these past two days.


Evidently, it's the plague of frogs now.
 
2014-04-23 07:27:51 PM  

Marisyana: dietbubba: Fark. Come on Bob. Elite goalies stop that

Bob's elite?  When did that start?

/like Bob
//just not against the Pens


I'm saying if you want to be considered elite, you stop that
 
2014-04-23 07:28:00 PM  

Johnny Texas: Crosby never dropped his broken stick, that's a penalty.


Crosby does not commit penalties, silly
 
2014-04-23 07:28:06 PM  
Good morning Australia! My mobile phone company's been screwing me along for so long without any intention of providing the service I ordered, they just changed their name to MLSE!

Getting to the point: go BJs! Go Stars-pending-the-return-of-Selänne! And ICE COLD BOOZE!
 
2014-04-23 07:28:39 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Johnny Texas: Crosby never dropped his broken stick, that's a penalty.

Crosby does not commit get called for penalties, silly.


FTFY
 
2014-04-23 07:28:39 PM  

Rev.K: Goddammit I'm still on a bus.

No hockey and worse no beer!


Your life sucks right now.
 
2014-04-23 07:28:40 PM  

geom_00: Paul Martin now has 7 assists in this series.


That's pretty impressive, especially given the poor turning radius

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:29:15 PM  
There isn't enough booze in Columbus to get me through this game
 
2014-04-23 07:30:39 PM  
Turkey Time Pens!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:31:27 PM  
How deep's the water, Froggy?
 
2014-04-23 07:31:28 PM  
whenever reggie watts is killing it, things ARE ok.
 
2014-04-23 07:31:56 PM  
FARK THE OSU
 
2014-04-23 07:32:16 PM  
That was quick
 
2014-04-23 07:32:25 PM  
2-0 Pens, they lose now right?
 
2014-04-23 07:32:26 PM  
rut ro.... Getzlaf not taking the warm up.
 
2014-04-23 07:32:29 PM  

Pens GOAL!

 
2014-04-23 07:32:31 PM  
THE NIS CANNON!!!!!


PENGOAL!!!!  X2
 
2014-04-23 07:32:35 PM  
2-0 Penguins.  They'd better be careful, that 2 goal lead has been deadly this series
 
2014-04-23 07:32:37 PM  
NISSSSSSSSKY!
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-23 07:32:42 PM  
PENGOAL!!!!

FRISKY NISKY... the NisCANNON!
 
2014-04-23 07:32:45 PM  
Anaheim's Ryan Getzlaf is out for tonight's game and is listed as day to day with an upper body
 
2014-04-23 07:32:46 PM  

dietbubba: There isn't enough booze in Columbus to get me through this game


It takes a real man to admit he can drink all of Columbus and then go for .....uh, the next town?
 
2014-04-23 07:32:55 PM  
Well, that escalated quickly
 
2014-04-23 07:32:59 PM  
img.fark.net

PP GOAL!
The NIS-CANNON blasts it.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:33:00 PM  
wait woah i wasnt ready
 
2014-04-23 07:33:10 PM  
this is the dreaded 2-goal lead, right??
 
2014-04-23 07:33:23 PM  
the dreaded 2 goal lead, pens are toast
 
2014-04-23 07:33:27 PM  
#NHLDucks Ryan Getzlaf (upper body) will not play in tonight's Game 4 and is listed as day-to-day.
 
2014-04-23 07:33:34 PM  
3-0 Penguins.
 
2014-04-23 07:33:38 PM  
What a collapse. Oy.
 
2014-04-23 07:33:46 PM  
Scumbag Neal makes it 3-zip. Smell ya later Bob
 
2014-04-23 07:33:47 PM  
THE REAL DEAL JAMES NEAL

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-23 07:33:55 PM  
PENGOAL!!!!!

James "The Real Deal" Neal!!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:33:55 PM  

MORE!!  MORE!!

 
2014-04-23 07:33:57 PM  

soopey: fatalvenom: soopey: keylock71: Hey, Andy Ference... Nice tie.

Still bummed about his departure.

Did you hear his interview with Felger and Maz on Friday? It was excellent.

What did I miss?

/big Ference fan

Said he still loves Boston, he understood why they couldn't keep him and he's glad he went to somewhere familiar in Edmonton. Said just how good and steady the Bruins are. Said how hard and yet how awesome it is to win at the Bell Center in Montreal just because the fans are so horrible, yelling horrible things, throwing items, spitting at you, etc.

Added a fun story about how people in Montreal would yell and say horrible things to Zdeno Chara as they were walking down the street, not to his face, but from a distance and in a spot where they could easily escape.

Basically proved what a class act the guy is for the league.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/felger-mazz-april-18-2014/

Hour number four, about 2/3 way through:


Awesome...thanks Soopey, my GF will enjoy that during dinner tonight.
 
2014-04-23 07:33:58 PM  
never mind, bob is toast
 
2014-04-23 07:33:59 PM  
3-goal lead isn't nearly so dreaded

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, BOBROVSKY!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:33:59 PM  
Those types of shots should not be going in.
 
2014-04-23 07:34:00 PM  
PENGOAL X3!!!

THE REAL DEAL JAMES NEAL!!!!


/We're up 3-0.  This can't be good...
 
2014-04-23 07:34:03 PM  
img.fark.net

The Real Deal James Neal!!!

3-0 Penguins!

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:34:05 PM  
Oh, Columbus... You suck.
 
2014-04-23 07:34:09 PM  
PengoalX3

its a beautiful thing
 
2014-04-23 07:34:16 PM  
wait woah im still not ready
 
2014-04-23 07:34:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 07:35:08 PM  
Now he needs an assist and a headhunting cheap shot for the James Neal hat trick
 
2014-04-23 07:35:14 PM  
WTF? I went down the hall to the small reading room a couple of minutes ago & nothing was going on.  I come back & it's 3-0 Penguins?

Come on Columbus, I realize that the playoffs are a strange concept for you but you do need to win more than just one game along the way.
 
2014-04-23 07:35:19 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Scumbag Neal makes it 3-zip. Smell ya later Bob


img.fark.net

Proud fellow alums
 
2014-04-23 07:35:30 PM  
I'm elated Stars are finally in this, but a loss tonight will make the babby jebbus cry tears of blood. And his next opoortunity to rise again is almost a whole year away.
 
2014-04-23 07:35:47 PM  

Fochstockings: Well, according to the cross-dresser's brother and Pierre, the team that has scored first in the Pens/CBJ series has gone on to lose. At least I think that's what he said in between talking about Crosby's favorite cereal, the color of his car in high school, and other crap.

So that goal was bad news....


For the fightless birds.


They said the same shiat about the Rags last night and look what happened.

Seems likely to be the case here.
 
2014-04-23 07:35:47 PM  
Glad I took the prop bet: Does Bobrovsky have more Goals Against or Vowels in his last name?
 
2014-04-23 07:36:09 PM  
Regretting that the Flyers traded Bob a lot less after this series
 
2014-04-23 07:36:12 PM  

Johnny Texas: Calling it now, Blue Jackets win this.


If they sit on the bench looking like someone decapitated their puppy in front of them I'm thinking no.
 
2014-04-23 07:36:28 PM  

Johnny Texas: Calling it now, Blue Jackets win this.


I've seen more than enough Fleury games to agree.
 
2014-04-23 07:36:36 PM  

JT_Goalie: 3-goal lead isn't nearly so dreaded

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, BOBROVSKY!!!


He should be off the damn force
 
2014-04-23 07:36:56 PM  
... Jesus.
 
2014-04-23 07:37:03 PM  
Thanks for coming out flat Jackets.

/fark
 
2014-04-23 07:37:18 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm elated Stars are finally in this, but a loss tonight will make the babby jebbus cry tears of blood. And his next opoortunity to rise again is almost a whole year away.


I'm here for you, Weasel.

Unless you root against the Rangers.

Because Jesus.
 
2014-04-23 07:37:20 PM  
Hey guys, just went to grab some pizza from the kitchen, what's the sc-

  i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 07:37:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:37:58 PM  
1 more and the blue jackets will have no choice but to try and scrum things up
 
2014-04-23 07:38:43 PM  
Columbus punishment for losing this series should be forced to go back to the western conference
 
2014-04-23 07:39:23 PM  
Did someone say Pens Power Play?
 
2014-04-23 07:39:28 PM  
Another Pens Power Play

Here.  Have some more turkey!!
 
2014-04-23 07:39:29 PM  
FYI Kids, Mikes 'Hard Smashed Apple Ale'?  It's donkey water. But dammit I'm gonna drink all 6 of these donkey waters if it kills me, which is a most definite probability.
 
2014-04-23 07:39:33 PM  
I did not see a penalty there.
 
2014-04-23 07:39:49 PM  
Wow, it sounds like a Redskins game right now.
 
2014-04-23 07:39:53 PM  
Yikes this is gonna be 5-0 by intermission
 
2014-04-23 07:40:12 PM  
@AnaheimDucks: #NHLDucks Ryan Getzlaf (upper body) will not play in tonight's Game 4 and is listed as day-to-day.
 
2014-04-23 07:40:29 PM  
I need longer gaps between goals. Work internet sucks so I can't get a stream. You drunks are my play by play for the early games.
 
2014-04-23 07:41:06 PM  
OH SHIAT!!

5-3
 
2014-04-23 07:41:35 PM  
WTF Kunitz! Nooo stop that
 
2014-04-23 07:41:44 PM  
A Penguin actually called for diving?
 
2014-04-23 07:41:49 PM  
alm
 
2014-04-23 07:41:56 PM  
this game is bananas
 
2014-04-23 07:41:56 PM  

MrJesus: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm elated Stars are finally in this, but a loss tonight will make the babby jebbus cry tears of blood. And his next opoortunity to rise again is almost a whole year away.

I'm here for you, Weasel.

Unless you root against the Rangers.

Because Jesus.


Praise Be!  In your name we drink ourselves into the oblivion of the righteous.
 
2014-04-23 07:42:33 PM  
And now the Refs are playing.
 
2014-04-23 07:42:38 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: A Penguin actually called for diving?


Ref's hearing the crowd and thinking it might get ugly for them, I guess.
 
2014-04-23 07:42:39 PM  
OMFG PENS STOP IMITATING THE BLEW JACKETS SERIOUSLY
 
2014-04-23 07:42:50 PM  

crotchgrabber: I need longer gaps between goals. Work internet sucks so I can't get a stream. You drunks are my play by play for the early games.


I need longer gaps between goals because I do a shot of Jack Daniels for each goal.
 
2014-04-23 07:42:52 PM  
James Neal being James Neal
 
2014-04-23 07:42:57 PM  
Hey BlueJackets! The game started at seven.
 
2014-04-23 07:43:24 PM  

Preebs: [img.fark.net image 360x275]


It would be a very interesting game if Rico were playing.  He'd be a great enforcer, but there'd be a lot of explosives, crow bars, chainsaws, etc. involved.
 
2014-04-23 07:43:40 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Unless you root against the Rangers.


Not this round... but next round, sorry...

Go Not-the-Flyers!
 
2014-04-23 07:44:10 PM  
i show up a few minutes late and the game is already over.

come on CBJ
 
2014-04-23 07:44:30 PM  

crotchgrabber: I need longer gaps between goals. Work internet sucks so I can't get a stream. You drunks are my play by play for the early games.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-04-23 07:44:31 PM  
It is only a penalty to snow a Penguin
 
2014-04-23 07:45:03 PM  
And The Pens just lost.....
 
2014-04-23 07:45:12 PM  
Blue goal!  The dreaded 3-1 lead rears its ugly head!
 
2014-04-23 07:45:13 PM  

Marisyana: OMFG PENS STOP IMITATING THE BLEW JACKETS SERIOUSLY


you jynxed your team
 
2014-04-23 07:45:14 PM  
Dammit Fleury
 
2014-04-23 07:45:16 PM  
The comeback begins...
 
2014-04-23 07:45:18 PM  
For those about to rock....

BOOM!

Jackets score!
 
2014-04-23 07:45:20 PM  
Flower allowed that goal just to give CBJ false hope.
 
2014-04-23 07:45:20 PM  
Quality goal.  No cheese.
 
2014-04-23 07:45:21 PM  
Pens are now up 3-1.  That's it.  Call the game.  Jackets win.
 
2014-04-23 07:45:21 PM  
dammit ... 3-1.... shiat shiat shiat shiat
 
2014-04-23 07:45:22 PM  
3-1, still a glimmer of hope?
 
2014-04-23 07:45:34 PM  
That's more like it!1  ColumbusExRangersGoal!!!
 
2014-04-23 07:45:40 PM  
Fleury wilting?
 
2014-04-23 07:45:41 PM  
you can actually hear pierres voice become low, monotone, and depressed when the pens make a mistake.  meanwhile, he basically yells at any colombus player who gets a penalty.
 
2014-04-23 07:45:42 PM  
Well that will help the morale in the dressing room over on the BJ's side of the house
 
2014-04-23 07:46:10 PM  
Ya
 
2014-04-23 07:46:13 PM  

2wolves: Quality goal.  No cheese.


As a long time scorer of trash goals... they all look the same on the scoresheet.
 
2014-04-23 07:47:10 PM  
Yay TrollJackets
 
2014-04-23 07:47:22 PM  
How was that not too much man on CBJ?
 
2014-04-23 07:47:40 PM  
Are the Bluejacks a real deal?  Not paying attention to all games/teams.
 
2014-04-23 07:48:06 PM  

abmoraz: 2wolves: Quality goal.  No cheese.

As a long time scorer of trash goals... they all look the same on the scoresheet.


No cheese in my parlance is "No whining, play on."
 
2014-04-23 07:48:35 PM  
I know what this thread needs!!

MAGIC BORSCHT!!!


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-04-23 07:49:41 PM  
I wonder if Pittsburgh residents get as many Crosby commercials as Canada does..  Its like every day of the year on cbc tsn sportsnet
 
2014-04-23 07:50:17 PM  

geom_00: I know what this thread needs!!

MAGIC BORSCHT!!!


[s3.amazonaws.com image 498x332]


*hork*....
 
2014-04-23 07:51:42 PM  

ontariolightning: I wonder if Pittsburgh residents get as many Crosby commercials as Canada does..  Its like every day of the year on cbc tsn sportsnet


Not really, no. Hell, I think they just showed a LeBron commercial during the last break.
 
2014-04-23 07:51:51 PM  
Just sitting down to catch the....GODAMMIT TROLLJACKETS!
 
2014-04-23 07:52:35 PM  
And oldie but a goodie from He who must not be named!!

imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-04-23 07:53:10 PM  
Random threadjack: 2-0 Red Sox in the bottom of the 2nd, and Pineda just got ejected for having a giant smear of pine tar...on his neck.  Seriously.
 
2014-04-23 07:54:04 PM  
I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.
 
2014-04-23 07:55:24 PM  

geom_00: I know what this thread needs!!

MAGIC BORSCHT!!!


[s3.amazonaws.com image 498x332]


img.fark.net

I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beets.
 
2014-04-23 07:55:28 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Are the Bluejacks a real deal?  Not paying attention to all games/teams.


They're coming along a lot like the Blues were about 3 years ago.  You know how the Blues feel like they basically roll a 1a line and three 2nd lines?  The Jackets are a lot like that - but they have less skill in the prospect ranks (which they're in the process of correcting).

CBJ isn't a Cup contender, realistically, but it was pretty common to hear that "nobody in the East wants to play them in the first round".  Not because CBJ would win, but because all 4 of their lines play a gritty, grinding game that would severely wear out whomever they play.  Similar to the Rangers run to the East Finals a few years back.
 
2014-04-23 07:56:04 PM  

geom_00: And oldie but a goodie from He who must not be named!!

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 200x155]


I look at that and think that is how Lindsey Lohans cooter looks like.
 
2014-04-23 07:56:14 PM  

FriarReb98: Random threadjack: 2-0 Red Sox in the bottom of the 2nd, and Pineda just got ejected for having a giant smear of pine tar...on his neck.  Seriously.


Wow.

That was blatant.
 
2014-04-23 07:56:41 PM  

FightDirector: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Are the Bluejacks a real deal?  Not paying attention to all games/teams.

They're coming along a lot like the Blues were about 3 years ago.  You know how the Blues feel like they basically roll a 1a line and three 2nd lines?  The Jackets are a lot like that - but they have less skill in the prospect ranks (which they're in the process of correcting).

CBJ isn't a Cup contender, realistically, but it was pretty common to hear that "nobody in the East wants to play them in the first round".  Not because CBJ would win, but because all 4 of their lines play a gritty, grinding game that would severely wear out whomever they play.  Similar to the Rangers run to the East Finals a few years back.


Danke.
 
2014-04-23 07:57:01 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.


THIS.

I should have thought before I became the official carrier of Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.

/it's not because I don't care
 
2014-04-23 07:57:36 PM  
Well, while really ugly in the middle, Columbus seemed to be coming back towards the end of the period.  Good luck to them as I'm heading south for the Ducks/Sharks game.

The big question there is will the team step up with Getz & Teemu out of the lineup for the night & Robidas out for, realistically, ever.  It could be ugly or the youngsters could really step their game up.  Anaheim has had LOTS of problems winning at Dallas for years, but it's the playoffs & anything can happen.  Hopefully it's a good game all around.  Time will tell...
 
2014-04-23 07:58:03 PM  

soopey: FriarReb98: Random threadjack: 2-0 Red Sox in the bottom of the 2nd, and Pineda just got ejected for having a giant smear of pine tar...on his neck.  Seriously.

Wow.

That was blatant.


Yeah.  NESN was just staring at it for a few batters, and apparently Papi was watching the game in the clubhouse, saw it, came out with a shiat-eating grin, and told Farrell.  Also, Girardi and the camera that caught it had a moment afterwards.
 
2014-04-23 07:58:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.


Well, I've got some good news for you.  Stars/Quacks starts at 8pm EST.
 
2014-04-23 08:01:01 PM  

FriarReb98: soopey: FriarReb98: Random threadjack: 2-0 Red Sox in the bottom of the 2nd, and Pineda just got ejected for having a giant smear of pine tar...on his neck.  Seriously.

Wow.

That was blatant.

Yeah.  NESN was just staring at it for a few batters, and apparently Papi was watching the game in the clubhouse, saw it, came out with a shiat-eating grin, and told Farrell.  Also, Girardi and the camera that caught it had a moment afterwards.


Yeah switched over to NESN and saw that. I'm sure that no Red Sox official asked any NESN employee, "Hey.. Can you zoom in on that thing on his neck got a little bit? Yeah, preferably with the best HD camera you got."
 
2014-04-23 08:01:32 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Well, while really ugly in the middle, Columbus seemed to be coming back towards the end of the period.  Good luck to them as I'm heading south for the Ducks/Sharks game.


At least wait for both series to play out. :)
 
2014-04-23 08:01:48 PM  
Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol
 
2014-04-23 08:01:57 PM  

Johnny Texas: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]


HAHA...Holy crap is really trying to pull that off?!
 
2014-04-23 08:02:14 PM  

Marisyana: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.

THIS.

I should have thought before I became the official carrier of Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.

/it's not because I don't care


It's ok.  Look at my girl's legs and feel better!
imageshack.com
 
2014-04-23 08:02:16 PM  

Johnny Texas: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]


Best part was when they asked him to turn around and he went the opposite way first.

\and no, Pineda, you are not that black, nor are you that randomly sweaty.
 
2014-04-23 08:03:04 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Johnny Texas: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]

HAHA...Holy crap is really trying to pull that off?!


He burned himself ironing his jersey in between innings...
 
2014-04-23 08:03:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marisyana: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.

THIS.

I should have thought before I became the official carrier of Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.

/it's not because I don't care

It's ok.  Look at my girl's legs and feel better!
[imageshack.com image 600x759]


GOD BLESS MARILYN MONROE
 
2014-04-23 08:03:58 PM  
More of that shiny dirt, nothing to see here.
 
2014-04-23 08:04:02 PM  
Getzlaf is out? Boy are the Quacks gonna be pissed.
 
2014-04-23 08:04:20 PM  
ference, 1987 called, it asked if you could tone it down a bit.
 
2014-04-23 08:06:25 PM  

Polish Hussar: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.

Well, I've got some good news for you.  Stars/Quacks starts at 8pm EST.


See how that works.  I created another whole hour for myself....lol
 
2014-04-23 08:06:36 PM  

robsul82: Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol


There are apparently no side-angle cameras in Yankee Stadium.
 
2014-04-23 08:06:55 PM  
Stars time. Will be adding rum after burgers.
 
2014-04-23 08:07:01 PM  

Marisyana: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marisyana: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I might be still conscious by 8pm cst when the Stars/Quacks roll it out, I might not be, These are things only time will tell. For me, 8:00 is the new Midnight. When you young 'uns get here, you will nod knowingly, smile and remember that LCW spaketh the troof. It's not easy being older.

THIS.

I should have thought before I became the official carrier of Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.

/it's not because I don't care

It's ok.  Look at my girl's legs and feel better!
[imageshack.com image 600x759]

GOD BLESS MARILYN MONROE


Like the classics?  I can provide.
 
2014-04-23 08:07:30 PM  

FriarReb98: robsul82: Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol

There are apparently no side-angle cameras in Yankee Stadium.


Wasn't there a comedy routine in some movie about someone who thought they became invisible whenever they turned sideways?
 
2014-04-23 08:08:12 PM  

CyberKultist: Stars time. Will be adding rum after burgers.


I should have some.  That Kraken is good stuff....
 
2014-04-23 08:09:16 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Like the classics?  I can provide.


Oh, feel free.

BTW, not seeing anything about Pineda on the news.
 
2014-04-23 08:09:21 PM  

robsul82: FriarReb98: robsul82: Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol

There are apparently no side-angle cameras in Yankee Stadium.

Wasn't there a comedy routine in some movie about someone who thought they became invisible whenever they turned sideways?


I'm remembering the Kate Moss scenes in Family Guy....
 
2014-04-23 08:10:00 PM  

FriarReb98: CyberKultist: Stars time. Will be adding rum after burgers.

I should have some.  That Kraken is good stuff....


Indeed it is. But I had to settle for CptM 100

/stupid new stores and slow stocking
//at least the law passed though
 
2014-04-23 08:10:21 PM  
Penguins have a 3-1 lead?

memecrunch.com
 
2014-04-23 08:11:03 PM  
imageshack.com
It's Time!
 
2014-04-23 08:11:32 PM  

FriarReb98: robsul82: FriarReb98: robsul82: Did he really think that was somehow more discreet than the last time when it was on his wrist?  lol

There are apparently no side-angle cameras in Yankee Stadium.

Wasn't there a comedy routine in some movie about someone who thought they became invisible whenever they turned sideways?

I'm remembering the Kate Moss scenes in Family Guy....


Hah.
 
2014-04-23 08:12:08 PM  
Bless you Marisyana you are doing work for good.
 
2014-04-23 08:13:14 PM  
Mmmmm... ESB homebrew...
 
2014-04-23 08:13:16 PM  

mikaloyd: Bless you Marisyana you are doing work for good.


Yes.  She is doing a GREAT job!
 
2014-04-23 08:13:45 PM  
God I love that hate, Stars are back in playoffs, pissing off the Pacific yet again.
 
2014-04-23 08:14:08 PM  

mikaloyd: Bless you Marisyana you are doing work for good.


Damn right.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 600x764]
It's Time!


I see your Monroe and raise you Hayworth.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-23 08:14:12 PM  

TheJoe03: God I love that hate, Stars are back in playoffs, pissing off the Pacific yet again.


myep...
 
2014-04-23 08:15:21 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Penguins have a 3-1 lead?

[memecrunch.com image 642x361]


Winner Winner chicken dinner
 
2014-04-23 08:16:17 PM  

abmoraz: 2wolves: Quality goal.  No cheese.

As a long time scorer of trash goals... they all look the same on the scoresheet.


They don't ask you "how pretty."

/No style points!
 
2014-04-23 08:16:29 PM  

soopey: Mmmmm... ESB homebrew...


I'm out and need to brew more of that.
 
2014-04-23 08:16:55 PM  

Marisyana: I see your Monroe and raise you Hayworth


And I Shawshank you and raise you Welch

img297.imageshack.us
 
2014-04-23 08:17:54 PM  

Johnny Texas: Primitive Screwhead: HAHA...Holy crap is really trying to pull that off?!

The ump came to the mound and stuck his finger in it.


HA Nice
 
2014-04-23 08:17:59 PM  
Wow, over 5 min into the game before the first whistle in TX.  If it's like this all night everyone will be in an exhausted coma by the 3rd period.

Great stuff though
 
2014-04-23 08:19:14 PM  
Nuke to the box, Quacks PP.
 
2014-04-23 08:19:38 PM  
I see your Hayworth and raise you Veronica mudafuggin Lake

acertaincinema.com
 
2014-04-23 08:19:54 PM  

Marisyana: mikaloyd: Bless you Marisyana you are doing work for good.

Damn right.
Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 600x764]
It's Time!

I see your Monroe and raise you Hayworth.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 622x480]


Nice, I'll raise a risky one.
imageshack.com
 
2014-04-23 08:20:16 PM  
Here to kill your boners

brokeboredandlazy.com
You're welcome
 
2014-04-23 08:20:46 PM  

mikaloyd: I see your Hayworth and raise you Veronica mudafuggin Lake

[acertaincinema.com image 524x620]


Strong, very strong....
 
2014-04-23 08:20:51 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: soopey: Mmmmm... ESB homebrew...

I'm out and need to brew more of that.


I have a kolsch in the secondary just about ready for bottling. That's my first partial mash so I'm a bit excited to see how that comes out.

Gonna do a big ass IPA soon for summer.
 
2014-04-23 08:21:34 PM  
Sox-Yankees Update: Ground rule double (which Gardner NEVER saw go into the seats, making it oh so bizarre), 3-0 Red Sox.
 
2014-04-23 08:21:38 PM  
Marisyana:

BTW, not seeing anything about Pineda on the news.

It came across MLB At Bat, it must be legit.
 
2014-04-23 08:22:12 PM  
Penguins look.. Sleepy?
 
2014-04-23 08:22:16 PM  

FriarReb98: Sox-Yankees Update: Ground rule double (which Gardner NEVER saw go into the seats, making it oh so bizarre), 3-0 Red Sox.


So? Don't they play like 50 more times this year?
 
2014-04-23 08:22:36 PM  

geom_00: Marisyana: I see your Monroe and raise you Hayworth

And I Shawshank you and raise you Welch

[img297.imageshack.us image 432x596]


DAMN YOU YOU'RE MAKING ME RAISE MY GAME

Shawshanking is fine but I have to play this card:

www.doctormacro.com
 
2014-04-23 08:22:45 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 08:23:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: mikaloyd: I see your Hayworth and raise you Veronica mudafuggin Lake

[acertaincinema.com image 524x620]

Strong, very strong....


She was a very naughty girl according to Hollywood lore........
 
2014-04-23 08:24:57 PM  
imageshack.com

Bonus points if you know her name.
 
2014-04-23 08:25:25 PM  

Marisyana: Shawshanking is fine but I have to play this card:


I have no clue who that is, so here is Ditta:

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-23 08:25:48 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 321x400]

Bonus points if you know her name.


Betty White

And Lindholm has gone back to the Ducks dressing room
 
2014-04-23 08:26:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 321x400]

Bonus points if you know her name.


Had to GIS. NIcely done, sir!

i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 08:26:18 PM  
Power Play for the 'Guins!!
 
2014-04-23 08:27:11 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 321x400]

Bonus points if you know her name.


Betty Browser
 
2014-04-23 08:27:27 PM  

Polish Hussar: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 321x400]

Bonus points if you know her name.

Betty White

And Lindholm has gone back to the Ducks dressing room


Nope. Betty Brosmer.
 
2014-04-23 08:27:30 PM  
Trolljackets are clinging to life here
 
2014-04-23 08:27:39 PM  
I aint playin here punks. I got Lauren Bacall

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-23 08:27:41 PM  

geom_00: Marisyana: Shawshanking is fine but I have to play this card:

I have no clue who that is, so here is Ditta:

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]


/slaps your hand because you don't recognize the Great VIVIAN FARKING LEIGH

//will not complain about Ditta
 
2014-04-23 08:28:28 PM  

geom_00: Marisyana: Shawshanking is fine but I have to play this card:

I have no clue who that is, so here is Ditta:

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]


Subtract 30 years and you can play.
 
2014-04-23 08:29:02 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 321x400]

Bonus points if you know her name.


Holy hourglass, Batman....
 
2014-04-23 08:29:08 PM  

Marisyana: slaps your hand because you don't recognize the Great VIVIAN FARKING LEIGH


Yea.  I deserve that slap.
 
2014-04-23 08:29:22 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 08:29:48 PM  
Furries sitting behind Boohoodreau.
 
2014-04-23 08:30:06 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-23 08:30:10 PM  
Because....REASONS!!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 08:31:43 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-23 08:32:04 PM  

geom_00: Because....REASONS!!

[i.imgur.com image 600x368]


Despite your explanation, it still warrants

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 08:32:23 PM  

mikaloyd: I aint playin here punks. I got Lauren Bacall

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 608x768]


Damn, Mika, you threw in your whole pot.

\,,/ \,,/

But I have another card.  Gorgeous and FREAKING BRILLIANT (co-invented a protocol that enabled wireless communication):

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 08:32:24 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 321x400]

Bonus points if you know her name.


So I had to look it up --- she's 38-18-36.
 
2014-04-23 08:33:12 PM  
fark.
 
2014-04-23 08:34:05 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Bonus points if you know her name.


NOT that I'm complaining about your choice mind you, but when offering such bonus points it (WOO HOO, WAY TO GO ALLEN!!!) works better when her name isn't part of the file name.

Good job Ducks, 1-0
 
2014-04-23 08:34:33 PM  
Pens getting Penginny
 
2014-04-23 08:34:48 PM  
Oh holy crap.  Full 2 minute 5-on-3 for putting the puck out of play?  Woof.
 
2014-04-23 08:34:53 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x629]


Massive entry from 2w....jeez....
 
2014-04-23 08:34:55 PM  
5-on- TrollJackets comin' up!!
 
2014-04-23 08:35:01 PM  
5 on 3
You can do it Trollies!
 
2014-04-23 08:35:16 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Pens getting Penginny


They ought to put "Dick in a Box" on the PA.
 
2014-04-23 08:35:18 PM  
Things getting interesting in Columbus.

5-3 pp for CBJ for 2 minutes.
 
2014-04-23 08:35:44 PM  

i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-23 08:35:51 PM  
Trollgoal!
 
2014-04-23 08:35:54 PM  
Well....FARK!!
 
2014-04-23 08:35:55 PM  
Loljackets!
 
2014-04-23 08:35:59 PM  
3-2!
 
2014-04-23 08:36:05 PM  
Xbjs for everyone!
 
2014-04-23 08:36:09 PM  
FARK YOU BLEW JACKETS YOU HAVE TO HAVE TWO PENS OFF THE ICE IN ORDER TO SCORE
 
2014-04-23 08:36:13 PM  
img.fark.net

Pittsburgh Penguins team crest.
 
2014-04-23 08:36:16 PM  
PPG Jackets!  The 3-1 curse is continuing!
 
2014-04-23 08:36:34 PM  
There it is...and still more PP time to go
 
2014-04-23 08:36:34 PM  
BJs score!
 
2014-04-23 08:36:40 PM  
Pens got smug again and hahaha
 
2014-04-23 08:37:42 PM  
Another Shorty would be GREAT here Pens!!!!
 
2014-04-23 08:37:53 PM  
Bullshiat call, it was clearly off a Columbus player's knee before it went out of play.
 
2014-04-23 08:38:17 PM  
Damn damn damn
 
2014-04-23 08:38:25 PM  
Currently posting from my toilet. Off to my fun money job, getting other people drunk while the games are on.
 
2014-04-23 08:38:58 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Currently posting from my toilet. Off to my fun money job, getting other people drunk while the games are on.


Pour me one!!
 
2014-04-23 08:39:08 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Currently posting from my toilet. Off to my fun money job, getting other people drunk while the games are on.


That sounds like a good job.
 
2014-04-23 08:39:14 PM  
Dallas is taking out so many Ducks. They're down to 4 defenseman now that Fistric is out.
 
2014-04-23 08:40:12 PM  
Scratch that, Fistric is back on the bench.
 
2014-04-23 08:40:44 PM  
Pens getting all penalty-y
 
2014-04-23 08:40:54 PM  
Wow, Penguins. Don't throw it away or anything.
 
2014-04-23 08:40:57 PM  
PENGUINS SERIOUSLY FARKING STOP IT RIGHT NOW

I need to stop drinking, I have to get up early tomorrow.
 
2014-04-23 08:40:58 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x629]


Rosamund Pike?  Puts her in the not long enough ago group too, but thanks for sharing.
 
2014-04-23 08:41:07 PM  
You get a Power Play!
And
You get a Power Play!
And
You get a Power Play!
And
You get a Power Play!
 
2014-04-23 08:41:20 PM  
Wow. We've secretly replaced the Penguins with the Washington Capitals. Let's see if anyone notices....
 
2014-04-23 08:42:00 PM  

Marisyana: FARK YOU BLEW JACKETS YOU HAVE TO HAVE TWO PENS OFF THE ICE IN ORDER TO SCORE


Maybe the Pens should stop doing things to take themselves off the ice then.  Criminy.
 
2014-04-23 08:42:05 PM  
 
2014-04-23 08:42:16 PM  
I think both teams have some kind of synchronized manic depressive thing going on. They cant play normal hockey they have to take turns dominating and derping.
 
2014-04-23 08:42:33 PM  
Perry is such a schmuck.
 
2014-04-23 08:42:43 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Marisyana: FARK YOU BLEW JACKETS YOU HAVE TO HAVE TWO PENS OFF THE ICE IN ORDER TO SCORE

Maybe the Pens should stop doing things to take themselves off the ice then.  Criminy.


Which is why I just yelled at them.
 
2014-04-23 08:42:53 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: You get a Power Play!
And
You get a Power Play!
And
You get a Power Play!
And
You get a Power Play!


I'm sorry!!

I'm slipping!!!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 08:43:13 PM  

soopey: Wow. We've secretly replaced the Penguins with the Washington Capitals. Let's see if anyone notices....


Come on, they're not at the Cap's level until this happens:

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 08:43:30 PM  

soopey: Wow. We've secretly replaced the Penguins with the Washington Capitals. Let's see if anyone notices....


i1.kym-cdn.com

/Caps fan
//It's a tough franchise.
 
2014-04-23 08:43:47 PM  
This is horrible.
 
2014-04-23 08:44:00 PM  
Duckgoal!
 
2014-04-23 08:44:18 PM  
Dammit, 2-0 ducks....I'm not drinking enough apparently
 
2014-04-23 08:44:28 PM  
Time and space... drink!
 
2014-04-23 08:45:52 PM  
Stars are getting out skated in this so far....
 
2014-04-23 08:45:55 PM  
SaaaaaaWING and a miss!
 
2014-04-23 08:45:58 PM  
piq.codeus.net

FLOWER POWER!!!
 
2014-04-23 08:46:13 PM  
Whew escaped disaster narrowly
 
2014-04-23 08:46:14 PM  

Fubegra: Time and space... drink!


Cheers!

/CBJ just missed an open net.
 
2014-04-23 08:46:43 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Dammit, 2-0 ducks....I'm not drinking enough apparently


That's okay, I took your alcohol deficit.

At least Pens/CBJ are making it interesting.
 
2014-04-23 08:46:47 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

Bonus points if you can name this young lady

 
2014-04-23 08:47:23 PM  

sno man: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x629]

Rosamund Pike?  Puts her in the not long enough ago group too, but thanks for sharing.


No.
 
2014-04-23 08:48:08 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x678]Bonus points if you can name this young lady


according to the file she is either Joan Collins or Jello Brick.
 
2014-04-23 08:48:55 PM  

Fubegra: Time and space... drink!


ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references
 
2014-04-23 08:49:20 PM  
So...Maroon scored with his back. Bizarre, but I'll take it.
 
2014-04-23 08:49:28 PM  

crotchgrabber: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x678]Bonus points if you can name this young lady

according to the file she is either Joan Collins or Jello Brick.


The Search Image on Google extension is saying Joan Collins
 
2014-04-23 08:50:04 PM  
imageshack.com
Claire.
 
2014-04-23 08:50:11 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

Very early in her career
 
2014-04-23 08:50:11 PM  

2wolves: Bonus points if you can name this young lady


Joan Rivers circa 1889?
 
2014-04-23 08:50:46 PM  

andychrist420: Fubegra: Time and space... drink!

ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references


Yeah, kind of sucks both games went to intermission at almost exactly the same time.  Fortunately Top Gear is on BBC America.  Clarkson is about to be killed and eaten by a pack of dogs.
 
2014-04-23 08:51:01 PM  

Polish Hussar: Tripping!  Another CJB PP


What's that you say?
 
2014-04-23 08:51:11 PM  

FriarReb98: SaaaaaaWING and a miss!


That was terrible for me to watch.
 
2014-04-23 08:51:44 PM  
I need to leave until 8 o clock for some volunteer work Last time it was overtime and Pens lost. But geom was gone too so I hope oit was his fault. Geom stay here!
 
2014-04-23 08:52:03 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x678]Bonus points if you can name this young lady


No idea, reveal!
 
2014-04-23 08:52:50 PM  

soopey: 2wolves: Bonus points if you can name this young lady

Joan Rivers circa 1889BCE?


FTFY.  Dat biatch is old as fark.
 
2014-04-23 08:53:18 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 499x644]Very early in her career


You are on roll, like butter.
 
2014-04-23 08:53:46 PM  

mikaloyd: I need to leave until 8 o clock for some volunteer work Last time it was overtime and Pens lost. But geom was gone too so I hope oit was his fault. Geom stay here!


GO RUN SOME ERRANDS GEOM!!!
 
2014-04-23 08:54:08 PM  

AngryTeacher: FriarReb98: SaaaaaaWING and a miss!

That was terrible for me to watch.


I was all ready to watch for a rebound when I saw it just trickling away from the net.  Just sad...
 
2014-04-23 08:55:00 PM  
My imageshack is done.

Skip a few and have Anne.  You won't complain.
imageshack.com
 
2014-04-23 08:55:28 PM  
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
Seven games for Cooke.
 
2014-04-23 08:55:41 PM  
Cooke gets 7...
 
2014-04-23 08:57:03 PM  

2wolves: sno man: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x629]

Rosamund Pike?  Puts her in the not long enough ago group too, but thanks for sharing.

No.


You sure about that?
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 08:57:18 PM  

Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Fubegra: Time and space... drink!

ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references

Yeah, kind of sucks both games went to intermission at almost exactly the same time.  Fortunately Top Gear is on BBC America.  Clarkson is about to be killed and eaten by a pack of dogs.


Too bad he doesn't have a hammer.  You can mend anything with a hammer.  All you need is POWER!
 
2014-04-23 08:57:51 PM  

desertgeek: Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
Seven games for Cooke.


That's.... It?
 
2014-04-23 08:58:13 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 08:58:45 PM  

desertgeek: Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
Seven games for Cooke.



That's pathetic.  Wild definitely win that exchange.  Clearly, it's a better idea to have these players than not.
 
2014-04-23 08:58:45 PM  
Done eating, what's the sco...
Me-damnit so much.

/drinkin time
 
2014-04-23 08:58:45 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: My imageshack is done.

Skip a few and have Anne.  You won't complain.
[imageshack.com image 400x500]


Oh, totally not.

Taking a food break, will leave a few PZPs to inspire good karma:

31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com31.media.tumblr.com

/do the math
 
2014-04-23 08:58:51 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 09:00:47 PM  

desertgeek: Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
Seven games for Cooke.


He deserves more just for being Matt Cooke
 
2014-04-23 09:02:01 PM  

FightDirector: That's pathetic.  Wild definitely win that exchange.  Clearly, it's a better idea to have these players than not.


I expected closer to 10, but seeing as how Bickell got 0 for his knee-to-knee, who the hell knows anymore.
 
2014-04-23 09:02:23 PM  

andychrist420: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Fubegra: Time and space... drink!

ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references

Yeah, kind of sucks both games went to intermission at almost exactly the same time.  Fortunately Top Gear is on BBC America.  Clarkson is about to be killed and eaten by a pack of dogs.

Too bad he doesn't have a hammer.  You can mend anything with a hammer.  All you need is POWER!


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 09:02:26 PM  
7 games.  what a farkin joke.
 
2014-04-23 09:02:31 PM  
imageshack.com
 A few Decades up..but, c'mon....
 
2014-04-23 09:02:59 PM  

a4dzac: FightDirector: That's pathetic.  Wild definitely win that exchange.  Clearly, it's a better idea to have these players than not.

I expected closer to 10, but seeing as how Bickell got 0 for his knee-to-knee, who the hell knows anymore.


The wheel of justice is more random than ever.
 
2014-04-23 09:03:48 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.com image 755x1077]
 A few Decades up..but, c'mon....


LCW is also bringing his A game.

I want my pizza to be done.

That is all.
 
2014-04-23 09:04:30 PM  
Just got home from work.  Let's Go Jackets!!!!!
 
2014-04-23 09:05:29 PM  

Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Fubegra: Time and space... drink!

ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references

Yeah, kind of sucks both games went to intermission at almost exactly the same time.  Fortunately Top Gear is on BBC America.  Clarkson is about to be killed and eaten by a pack of dogs.

Too bad he doesn't have a hammer.  You can mend anything with a hammer.  All you need is POWER!

[img.fark.net image 236x155]

The drawer of Jeremy always made me chuckle.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 09:05:45 PM  

soopey: a4dzac: FightDirector: That's pathetic.  Wild definitely win that exchange.  Clearly, it's a better idea to have these players than not.

I expected closer to 10, but seeing as how Bickell got 0 for his knee-to-knee, who the hell knows anymore.

The wheel of justice is more random than ever.


At least you knew BananaShan could be bought. THis guy now?

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-23 09:05:50 PM  
Late to the party.  Cyclones up 1-0 after 2.

/echl
//hockey playoffs are hockey playoffs
 
2014-04-23 09:06:21 PM  
TROLL JACKETS TIE THIS biatch UP
 
2014-04-23 09:06:37 PM  
Come ON PENS!!!!
 
2014-04-23 09:07:15 PM  

a4dzac: FightDirector: That's pathetic.  Wild definitely win that exchange.  Clearly, it's a better idea to have these players than not.

I expected closer to 10, but seeing as how Bickell got 0 for his knee-to-knee, who the hell knows anymore.


I expected 15.

img.fark.net

Piece of shiat.  Filthy player plays a filthy game.
 
2014-04-23 09:07:46 PM  
2-1! sTARS IN THE nET!
 
2014-04-23 09:07:59 PM  
Benn is the farkin man.
 
2014-04-23 09:08:09 PM  
How can hw get 7 when cookes been susp for 10 games before?


fark fark fark IM PISSED
 
2014-04-23 09:08:21 PM  
Well that's not a good start to the period....
 
2014-04-23 09:08:30 PM  
That Pen bounced like Ziggler selling
 
2014-04-23 09:08:35 PM  
And as I sit down with a glass: Stars Goal.

/whatever works
 
2014-04-23 09:08:39 PM  

Rhino_man: a4dzac: FightDirector: That's pathetic.  Wild definitely win that exchange.  Clearly, it's a better idea to have these players than not.

I expected closer to 10, but seeing as how Bickell got 0 for his knee-to-knee, who the hell knows anymore.

I expected 15.



Piece of shiat.  Filthy player plays a filthy game.


Fantastic.
 
2014-04-23 09:09:51 PM  

ontariolightning: How can hw get 7 when cookes been susp for 10 games before?


fark fark fark IM PISSED


New guy handing out the sentences, can't expect consistency.
 
2014-04-23 09:09:54 PM  

Preebs: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Fubegra: Time and space... drink!

ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references

Yeah, kind of sucks both games went to intermission at almost exactly the same time.  Fortunately Top Gear is on BBC America.  Clarkson is about to be killed and eaten by a pack of dogs.

Too bad he doesn't have a hammer.  You can mend anything with a hammer.  All you need is POWER!

[img.fark.net image 236x155]
The drawer of Jeremy always made me chuckle.

[img.fark.net image 500x281]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRy_73ivcms

here you can see the young Clarkson changing wheels during a pitstop at the 1950 Indy 500.
 
2014-04-23 09:10:29 PM  

Preebs: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Fubegra: Time and space... drink!

ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references

Yeah, kind of sucks both games went to intermission at almost exactly the same time.  Fortunately Top Gear is on BBC America.  Clarkson is about to be killed and eaten by a pack of dogs.

Too bad he doesn't have a hammer.  You can mend anything with a hammer.  All you need is POWER!

[img.fark.net image 236x155]
The drawer of Jeremy always made me chuckle.

[img.fark.net image 500x281]


Sadly I have yet to find a gif of it small enough for Fark to accept
 
2014-04-23 09:14:19 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x678]Bonus points if you can name this young lady

No idea, reveal!


Joan Collins
 
2014-04-23 09:14:25 PM  

jurzdevil: Preebs: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Fubegra: Time and space... drink!

ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references

Yeah, kind of sucks both games went to intermission at almost exactly the same time.  Fortunately Top Gear is on BBC America.  Clarkson is about to be killed and eaten by a pack of dogs.

Too bad he doesn't have a hammer.  You can mend anything with a hammer.  All you need is POWER!

[img.fark.net image 236x155]
The drawer of Jeremy always made me chuckle.

[img.fark.net image 500x281]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRy_73ivcms

here you can see the young Clarkson changing wheels during a pitstop at the 1950 Indy 500.


How long ago did F1 ditch the 4 crew member rule?  Gotta say, having 20 guys work on the car at once really speeds up those tire changes.

And the Stars just scored, 2-1 Ducks
 
2014-04-23 09:16:05 PM  

craigzy: 7 games.  what a farkin joke.


It's not like he intentionally tried to end someone's career.

Oh wait, he did? Well, anyone can make a mistake once.

Oh wait, he did this multiple times?
 
2014-04-23 09:16:44 PM  

sno man: You sure about that?


Sorry, I was replying to someone else and fubbed it.  My bad, you're (Google) correct.
 
2014-04-23 09:18:41 PM  
Tie game biatches!
 
2014-04-23 09:18:47 PM  
TIED IN BIG D!!!!!
 
2014-04-23 09:19:21 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-23 09:19:22 PM  
Pretty.

Lonestar bondage.
 
2014-04-23 09:19:41 PM  
Well crap
 
2014-04-23 09:19:58 PM  
Fiddler on the roof.
 
2014-04-23 09:20:18 PM  

2wolves: Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x678]Bonus points if you can name this young lady

No idea, reveal!

Joan Collins


Wow, that woman has been like a freaking idol for so long.  I'd do her now. (assuming she is still drawing breath)
 
2014-04-23 09:21:19 PM  

TIED IN DALLAS!!!

upload.wikimedia.org

 
2014-04-23 09:21:26 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x396]


An older Mae, but still gives you the tickler....
 
2014-04-23 09:21:27 PM  
Doink!
 
2014-04-23 09:21:32 PM  

jurzdevil: Preebs: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Fubegra: Time and space... drink!

ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references

Yeah, kind of sucks both games went to intermission at almost exactly the same time.  Fortunately Top Gear is on BBC America.  Clarkson is about to be killed and eaten by a pack of dogs.

Too bad he doesn't have a hammer.  You can mend anything with a hammer.  All you need is POWER!

[img.fark.net image 236x155]
The drawer of Jeremy always made me chuckle.

[img.fark.net image 500x281]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRy_73ivcms

here you can see the young Clarkson changing wheels during a pitstop at the 1950 Indy 500.


Yep, that V8 sound is waaay better than the turbo V6 sound now.

22+ screaming banchees.

/motogp race this weekend.
//ting!
 
2014-04-23 09:21:43 PM  
Troll Goal?
 
2014-04-23 09:21:49 PM  

TheJoe03: Fiddler on the roof.


He played here for a couple of seasons. I never could understand why none of our broadcasters would pull that line out.
 
2014-04-23 09:22:24 PM  
Doink!  Trollpost.
 
2014-04-23 09:22:32 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: TIED IN BIG D!!!!!



img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 09:22:51 PM  
Torres got 25 games.

Cooke gets 7 for intentionally kneeing..
 
2014-04-23 09:22:54 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

More Betty Brosmer

 
2014-04-23 09:23:02 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Troll Goal?


negative, it didn't go in...just impacted the crossbar
 
2014-04-23 09:24:06 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 546x649]More Betty Brosmer


She was a very naughty girl also according to lore.
 
2014-04-23 09:24:21 PM  
CBJs are killing me.
 
2014-04-23 09:24:29 PM  
So, I guess this is a GILF thread. Hockey's never enough for you creeps.
 
2014-04-23 09:24:38 PM  
OK
2.bp.blogspot.com
Gene Tierney
 
2014-04-23 09:24:56 PM  

JT_Goalie: Primitive Screwhead: Troll Goal?

negative, it didn't go in...just impacted the crossbar


Next time we're going in full speed, that will keep them off us.
 
2014-04-23 09:24:57 PM  

desertgeek: TheJoe03: Fiddler on the roof.

He played here for a couple of seasons. I never could understand why none of our broadcasters would pull that line out.


shiat, was one of the first things that came to mind, step it up Yotes broadcasters!
 
2014-04-23 09:25:13 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

Bat Girl

She's a dancer, look at those toes.
 
2014-04-23 09:25:33 PM  
PENS POWER PLAY!!!!!
 
2014-04-23 09:26:08 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x396]

An older Mae, but still gives you the tickler....


Younger Ms. West.  Those hips haven't spread yet.
 
2014-04-23 09:26:25 PM  

Jekylman: OK

Gene Tierney


No Rosemary Clooney?
 
2014-04-23 09:26:31 PM  

TheJoe03: desertgeek: TheJoe03: Fiddler on the roof.

He played here for a couple of seasons. I never could understand why none of our broadcasters would pull that line out.

shiat, was one of the first things that came to mind, step it up Yotes broadcasters!


That's what I'm saying!
 
2014-04-23 09:27:05 PM  
Quack PP.
 
2014-04-23 09:27:06 PM  
Ran across this YouTube video earlier and got goosebumps

Every Cup Presentation since 1949

My only gripe is the lack of some sort of black screen for 2005.
 
2014-04-23 09:27:35 PM  
I love when Jim Rome said the other day about this series..."whomever scores the first three goals, bet your mortgage on the team down 3 at that time."
 
2014-04-23 09:27:39 PM  
fark. Avs should get a 4th liner to take out a star on the Wild.
 
2014-04-23 09:28:26 PM  
This 2nd p in D is like crazy pills. All out balls boys, noam sayin'?
 
2014-04-23 09:29:11 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x396]

An older Mae, but still gives you the tickler....


It's pictures like that (and others in this thread) that are going to get a time machine built.
 
2014-04-23 09:29:34 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This 2nd p in D is like crazy pills. All out balls boys, noam sayin'?


I think this is the best first round.
 
2014-04-23 09:30:14 PM  

Rhino_man: a4dzac: FightDirector: That's pathetic.  Wild definitely win that exchange.  Clearly, it's a better idea to have these players than not.

I expected closer to 10, but seeing as how Bickell got 0 for his knee-to-knee, who the hell knows anymore.

I expected 15.



Piece of shiat.  Filthy player plays a filthy game.


I am still laughing at this. What a prick.

Finally home, time for Blues 'n Hawks. Go Trolljackets and Stars.
 
2014-04-23 09:35:16 PM  
PP Dallas.
 
2014-04-23 09:35:17 PM  
Dallas PP
 
2014-04-23 09:35:30 PM  

soopey: Jekylman: OK

Gene Tierney

No Rosemary Clooney?


Because my mother loves "White Christmas," Rosemary Clooney and Vera Ellen

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 09:36:41 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

Very difficult if you don't file name or Google.

 
2014-04-23 09:38:07 PM  
ok just got home from a long run, then long bike to the bar, then long bike home.  i'm ready for some hockey...and probably sleep, but hockey first
 
2014-04-23 09:38:14 PM  
Oh hell, I may as well add my favorite.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 09:38:39 PM  
As much as Texas sucks, Go Dallas!
 
2014-04-23 09:38:50 PM  
No idea why they didn't pull Bob at 2:00.
 
2014-04-23 09:38:57 PM  
Another PP for Dallas, Roussel continues to get under the Duckies skin.
 
2014-04-23 09:39:39 PM  
Tied tied tiedmtied!
 
2014-04-23 09:39:43 PM  
BONUS HOCKEY! WOOOO!
 
2014-04-23 09:39:45 PM  
HOLY FARK I'M GOOD LUCK!!!!
 
2014-04-23 09:39:50 PM  
Just switched to Columbus and they score!
 
2014-04-23 09:39:51 PM  
Fleury fark up! Tied!
 
2014-04-23 09:39:51 PM  
Blue Bondage!
 
2014-04-23 09:39:55 PM  
www.dudeshit.com
 
2014-04-23 09:39:57 PM  
Got ourselves a game, boys!
 
2014-04-23 09:40:03 PM  
And it doesn't matter. Fleury trips over himself.
 
2014-04-23 09:40:04 PM  

Johnny Texas: Admit it, the DirecTV marionette chick is smoking hot.


I'd rather fark the awesomesauce chick
 
2014-04-23 09:40:06 PM  
HOLY SHIAT!!!

A PENS/JACKETS GAME THAT WON'T END IN A 4-3 FINAL SCORE!!!!

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS....

I FARKING CURSED THEM!!!!!!

/I HAS A SAD
 
2014-04-23 09:40:06 PM  
Why does MAF leave the paint?
 
2014-04-23 09:40:07 PM  
Bondage in Columbus!

img.fark.net

/Hope I don't get a timeout for that
 
2014-04-23 09:40:07 PM  
BONUS HOCKEY IN FAKE OHIO CITY
 
2014-04-23 09:40:09 PM  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT PENS!!!!


fc00.deviantart.net
 
2014-04-23 09:40:12 PM  

Polish Hussar: Preebs: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Polish Hussar: andychrist420: Fubegra: Time and space... drink!

ANA/DAL just finished the first period.  Get ready to get farked up on long change references

Yeah, kind of sucks both games went to intermission at almost exactly the same time.  Fortunately Top Gear is on BBC America.  Clarkson is about to be killed and eaten by a pack of dogs.

Too bad he doesn't have a hammer.  You can mend anything with a hammer.  All you need is POWER!

[img.fark.net image 236x155]
The drawer of Jeremy always made me chuckle.

[img.fark.net image 500x281]

Sadly I have yet to find a gif of it small enough for Fark to accept



How about this?

i1020.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 09:40:19 PM  
i1082.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 09:40:20 PM  
farking Fleury.
 
2014-04-23 09:40:25 PM  
Wow, MAF is going to take some crap for that if they don't win in OT. That is just a flat out mistake
 
2014-04-23 09:40:29 PM  
BONUS HOCKEY!
 
2014-04-23 09:40:35 PM  
Wow. That was a necessary penalty...

/not complaining though
 
2014-04-23 09:40:41 PM  
ho lee crap.  BJ's tie it 22.5 seconds left...
 
2014-04-23 09:40:46 PM  
Thank you very much, Mr. Fleury!
 
2014-04-23 09:40:58 PM  
OMG!!!! Wooooo!

Love the troll laugh from the CBJ bench!
 
2014-04-23 09:41:04 PM  

Polish Hussar: Bondage in Columbus!

[img.fark.net image 590x885]

/Hope I don't get a timeout for that


Nice pic lol
 
2014-04-23 09:41:11 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 09:41:21 PM  

swahnhennessy: And it doesn't matter. Fleury trips over himself.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 09:41:23 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-04-23 09:41:29 PM  
Nice Columbus! Tie game!
 
2014-04-23 09:41:46 PM  
MOST HILARIOUS PENGUIN FAIL EVER
 
2014-04-23 09:42:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 09:42:02 PM  
i1082.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 09:42:08 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: MOST HILARIOUS PENGUIN FAIL EVER


This is my fault....
 
2014-04-23 09:42:09 PM  
Bonus time.
 
2014-04-23 09:42:12 PM  
i171.photobucket.com

Bonus hockey, CBJ.  Make it look mean!
 
2014-04-23 09:42:16 PM  
"For those of you hoping to see the Blues and Blackhawks, FARK YOU."
 
2014-04-23 09:42:21 PM  
If the Jackets pull off tonight game.
 
2014-04-23 09:42:21 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-23 09:42:26 PM  

Polish Hussar: [img.fark.net image 200x150]


craigzy: [i1082.photobucket.com image 200x150]


SoO close
 
2014-04-23 09:42:41 PM  
niketalk.com
 
2014-04-23 09:42:42 PM  

Polish Hussar: [img.fark.net image 200x150]


craigzy: [i1082.photobucket.com image 200x150]


2 seconds
 
2014-04-23 09:42:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 09:43:06 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Polish Hussar: Bondage in Columbus!

[img.fark.net image 590x885]

/Hope I don't get a timeout for that

Nice pic lol


Damn, 2 seconds away from an amazing simulpost
 
2014-04-23 09:43:33 PM  
FARK FARKING FARK FARKING FARKERS FARKING FARKED FARKING FARKERS FARKING FARK!

Man... fark.

We're in for another 4-3.
 
2014-04-23 09:43:52 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: MOST HILARIOUS PENGUIN FAIL EVER


I like how you only show up to mock the penguins. Shows a lot about your character.
 
2014-04-23 09:44:27 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

More Betty.  Betty's booty to be exact.

 
2014-04-23 09:44:41 PM  
Blues-Assholes on NHL Network
 
2014-04-23 09:44:44 PM  
Does anyone have a stream that will let me catch the start of the Blues game?
 
2014-04-23 09:45:02 PM  

Fubar: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: MOST HILARIOUS PENGUIN FAIL EVER

I like how you only show up to mock the penguins. Shows a lot about your character.


Oh jesus christ grow a pair.
 
2014-04-23 09:45:05 PM  

Fubar: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: MOST HILARIOUS PENGUIN FAIL EVER

I like how you only show up to mock the penguins. Shows a lot about your character.


That's his MOD, don't hate.
 
2014-04-23 09:45:42 PM  
Also, my inner lesbian is enjoying all the vintage hot chicks.
 
2014-04-23 09:45:53 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Fubar: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: MOST HILARIOUS PENGUIN FAIL EVER

I like how you only show up to mock the penguins. Shows a lot about your character.

Oh jesus christ grow a pair.


Why? Laughing at you is fun.
 
2014-04-23 09:46:15 PM  
I love how some people get so butthurt lol. I sat by last night as my Flyers and us fans were repeatedly trashed without making a peep. It is part of sports fandom.
 
2014-04-23 09:46:15 PM  
Fark.  Clones tied 1-1.
 
2014-04-23 09:46:45 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT PENS!!!!
[fc00.deviantart.net image 590x885]


Polish Hussar: Bondage in Columbus!

[img.fark.net image 590x885]

/Hope I don't get a timeout for that


I am not sure i have seen simulpost bondage pics before
 
2014-04-23 09:46:45 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

My favorite Veronica Lake

 
2014-04-23 09:46:49 PM  
Fleury isnt good.
 
2014-04-23 09:47:05 PM  
Ott vs. Toews on opening faceoff...interesting.
 
2014-04-23 09:47:14 PM  
Intermission in Dallas. 2-2
 
2014-04-23 09:47:36 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I love how some people get so butthurt lol. I sat by last night as my Flyers and us fans were repeatedly trashed without making a peep. It is part of sports fandom.


Projection much?
 
2014-04-23 09:47:50 PM  
Damn, a wasted PP...I just hate a dump and chase with the extra skater....tied after 2 in D
 
2014-04-23 09:48:31 PM  
Toews looked worried on the faceoff
 
2014-04-23 09:48:44 PM  

Fubar: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I love how some people get so butthurt lol. I sat by last night as my Flyers and us fans were repeatedly trashed without making a peep. It is part of sports fandom.

Projection much?


Ignore it.  It goes away.
 
2014-04-23 09:49:03 PM  

2wolves: Fubar: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I love how some people get so butthurt lol. I sat by last night as my Flyers and us fans were repeatedly trashed without making a peep. It is part of sports fandom.

Projection much?

Ignore it.  It goes away.


I plan to
 
2014-04-23 09:49:10 PM  
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I love how some people get so butthurt lol. I sat by last night as my Flyers and us we fans were repeatedly trashed without making a peep. It is part of sports fandom.

FTFY, you were irritating my inner grammar stickler.
 
2014-04-23 09:49:11 PM  
OT, biatches!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 09:49:32 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 641x800]My favorite Veronica Lake


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 09:49:40 PM  
Here....

i987.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 09:49:44 PM  

ontariolightning: Fleury isnt good.


i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 09:49:45 PM  
CBJ: Jenner
PIT: fark them
 
2014-04-23 09:49:53 PM  

Marisyana: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I love how some people get so butthurt lol. I sat by last night as my Flyers and us we fans were repeatedly trashed without making a peep. It is part of sports fandom.

FTFY, you were irritating my inner grammar stickler.


haha thanks, that was a poor grammatical choice ;)
 
2014-04-23 09:50:11 PM  

Amalevica: Does anyone have a stream that will let me catch the start of the Blues game?


CBC has it streaming on their website, I've been told Hola Unblocker is a good way to convince them that your computer is in Canada.
 
2014-04-23 09:50:49 PM  
CBJ: Umberger
PIT: Crosby own-goal gives CBJ the win
 
2014-04-23 09:50:50 PM  
CBJ: Dubinsky
PIT: Jokinen
 
2014-04-23 09:51:16 PM  
So, I don't have anything while I wait for OT

So have this: Link
 
2014-04-23 09:51:16 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, a wasted PP...I just hate a dump and chase with the extra skater....tied after 2 in D


PP looking better than in previous games though.
 
2014-04-23 09:52:02 PM  

andychrist420: ontariolightning: Fleury isnt good.

[i1348.photobucket.com image 232x310]


I hate when the truth is pointed out.

/whar Pens goalie in the playoffs anyone but Flower?  Whar?  WHAR??
 
2014-04-23 09:52:06 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
Empty net is true
 
2014-04-23 09:52:47 PM  
Goal!  Clones up 2-1.

/it's still playoffs
 
2014-04-23 09:54:47 PM  

Polish Hussar: Amalevica: Does anyone have a stream that will let me catch the start of the Blues game?

CBC has it streaming on their website, I've been told Hola Unblocker is a good way to convince them that your computer is in Canada.


i think youre talking about the Bienvenue Unblocker
 
2014-04-23 09:55:13 PM  
Pitt: Dan Boyle
CBJ: Fleury
 
2014-04-23 09:55:17 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: "For those of you hoping to see the Blues and Blackhawks, FARK YOU."


I woke up the entire neighborhood.

Go Jackets!
 
2014-04-23 09:55:22 PM  
PIT:  Letang
CBJ:  Calvert
 
2014-04-23 09:55:29 PM  
Got called away and came back to BONDAGE IN COLUMBUS!

img.fark.net

GO TROLLJACKETS!
 
2014-04-23 09:56:06 PM  
LOL to be a fly on the wall of the Pens locker room between periods. What are the players saying to Flower?
 
2014-04-23 09:56:34 PM  
DUUUUUBBBBIIIIII
 
2014-04-23 09:56:54 PM  

CyberKultist: Lonestar


SAFE WORD!
 
2014-04-23 09:57:12 PM  
Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?
 
2014-04-23 09:57:17 PM  
ok i think i can make it a little over 1 period of OT so don't mess this up for me bluejackets, i want to see you win, just not at 3OT
 
2014-04-23 09:57:49 PM  
Bonus Hockey in Cbus begins for the first time in EVER!

*bounces excitedly*

Let's see if MAF can pull a Salo.
 
2014-04-23 09:57:58 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: LOL to be a fly on the wall of the Pens locker room between periods. What are the players saying to Flower?


Out loud, they're saying the typical stuff. But they're thinking "not this shiat again."
 
2014-04-23 09:58:07 PM  
The Flower is rattled
 
2014-04-23 09:58:08 PM  

craigzy: Polish Hussar: Amalevica: Does anyone have a stream that will let me catch the start of the Blues game?

CBC has it streaming on their website, I've been told Hola Unblocker is a good way to convince them that your computer is in Canada.

i think youre talking about the Bienvenue Unblocker


Possibly, ds_4815 told me about it in yesterday's thread.  He's foreign, so who knows what he meant to say.  I mean, what do they even speak in Canada, Esperanto?
 
2014-04-23 09:58:11 PM  
HOLEE FARKING SHIAT!!!!!
 
2014-04-23 09:58:16 PM  

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


YES
 
2014-04-23 09:58:20 PM  
Fleury is rattled.
 
2014-04-23 09:58:24 PM  

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


That's a bingo.
 
2014-04-23 09:58:31 PM  
GAME ON!!

CBJ - Anisimov
PIT - No
 
2014-04-23 09:58:35 PM  
im convinced the only reason fleury is still on the team is because hes sids buddy.
 
2014-04-23 09:58:35 PM  

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-04-23 09:58:55 PM  

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


Yes.  Coincidentally, I'm a lawyer and I'm single.
 
2014-04-23 09:58:59 PM  

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


yes.
 
2014-04-23 09:59:00 PM  
Fleury's pantaloons are full.
 
2014-04-23 09:59:05 PM  

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


Yes.  You married a biatch.
 
2014-04-23 09:59:07 PM  

desertgeek: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: LOL to be a fly on the wall of the Pens locker room between periods. What are the players saying to Flower?

Out loud, they're saying the typical stuff. But they're thinking "not this shiat again."


Ahhh, the reaction that Bryz would get as a Coyote and a Flyer
 
2014-04-23 09:59:09 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: LOL to be a fly on the wall of the Pens locker room between periods. What are the players saying to Flower?


I bet nobody was within 20 feet of him, and nobody even looked in his direction.
 
2014-04-23 09:59:11 PM  

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


With lots and lots of alimony.
 
2014-04-23 09:59:46 PM  
i171.photobucket.com

Clones win.  Up 3-0 in the series.

/it's motherfarking playoff hockey!
 
2014-04-23 09:59:50 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: LOL to be a fly on the wall of the Pens locker room between periods. What are the players saying to Flower?


Anything short of bars of soap in socks is more than he deserves.
 
2014-04-23 10:00:06 PM  

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


not in some of the confederate states.
 
2014-04-23 10:00:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?

YES


Besides those guy use the phrase "Honey Hole" all wrong.
 
2014-04-23 10:01:16 PM  
Jackets win!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:20 PM  
TROLOLOLOL!!!!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:21 PM  
COLUMBUS WINS!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:22 PM  
Penguins new goalie will be Reimer
 
2014-04-23 10:01:24 PM  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Columbus wins it!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:26 PM  
Whelp, Fluery is done for the playoffs.
 
2014-04-23 10:01:27 PM  
Woooooooooooooo!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:28 PM  
SERIES TIED!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:28 PM  
The 3-1 lead proves deadly again.  Two games all.
 
2014-04-23 10:01:35 PM  
i171.photobucket.com

CBJ!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:35 PM  
Good job Columbus!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:35 PM  
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA


HAHAHA
HAHAHA
AAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
 
2014-04-23 10:01:38 PM  
series tied.  second best tied.
 
2014-04-23 10:01:39 PM  
With apologies to Daniel Bryan:

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!YES! YES!YES!YE S! YES!YES!YES! YES!YES! YES!YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!  YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:41 PM  
good night Fleury!!!!  get the ffark outta here!!!!  TROLLJACKETS WIN!!!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:41 PM  
TROLL GOOOOOAL!
 
2014-04-23 10:01:41 PM  
im gonna go eat my hat now
 
2014-04-23 10:01:42 PM  
Jesus Christ, Fleury.

I could have stopped that.
 
2014-04-23 10:01:58 PM  
YES!

i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 10:02:02 PM  

ytterbium: Is my husband changing the TV to American Pickers and insisting on watching it until it's over grounds for divorce?


Ur husband needs to date my GF. Complain for the.....


TROLLJACKETS GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!
 
2014-04-23 10:02:04 PM  
SON OF A BIATCH!!!


Congrats Blue Jackets.
  You have made this series VERY interesting.
 
2014-04-23 10:02:07 PM  
Hey Fleury:

www.mediaatvictory.com
 
2014-04-23 10:02:09 PM  
Congrats Bluejackets.
 
2014-04-23 10:02:12 PM  
LMAO THE SMUGNESS OF PITTSBURGH HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND THE PENGUINS HAVE AN EPIC COLLAPSE LOLOLOLOLO!
LMAO THE SMUGNESS OF PITTSBURGH HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND THE PENGUINS HAVE AN EPIC COLLAPSE LOLOLOLOLO! LMAO THE SMUGNESS OF PITTSBURGH HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND THE PENGUINS HAVE AN EPIC COLLAPSE LOLOLOLOLO! LMAO THE SMUGNESS OF PITTSBURGH HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND THE PENGUINS HAVE AN EPIC COLLAPSE LOLOLOLOLO!
 
2014-04-23 10:02:13 PM  
So the trick to winning in this series is to go down big early?
 
2014-04-23 10:02:19 PM  
Blue jackets FTW!
 
2014-04-23 10:02:25 PM  
Soo... CBJ & PIT are now a series?
 
2014-04-23 10:02:31 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

MY BRACKET!

 
2014-04-23 10:02:36 PM  
And THAT was the final goal?

Fleury is SHATTERED, lol.
 
2014-04-23 10:02:37 PM  
Called it.
 
2014-04-23 10:02:47 PM  
RIP Fleury's confidence.
 
2014-04-23 10:02:54 PM  

SERIES TIED!!!

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

 
2014-04-23 10:02:56 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is farking hilarious
 
2014-04-23 10:03:07 PM  
Still 0-0 in Chicago...
 
2014-04-23 10:03:13 PM  
Bwahahaha, that was fun.  Congrats, BJs!
 
2014-04-23 10:03:20 PM  
Yes!  TrollJackets are my favorite team in the east now.
 
2014-04-23 10:03:35 PM  
Holy crap Jackets!
 
2014-04-23 10:03:43 PM  

4NSpy: RIP Fleury's confidence.


His playoff confidence died a long time ago, bud.
 
2014-04-23 10:03:56 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: LMAO THE SMUGNESS OF PITTSBURGH HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND THE PENGUINS HAVE AN EPIC COLLAPSE LOLOLOLOLO!
LMAO THE SMUGNESS OF PITTSBURGH HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND THE PENGUINS HAVE AN EPIC COLLAPSE LOLOLOLOLO! LMAO THE SMUGNESS OF PITTSBURGH HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND THE PENGUINS HAVE AN EPIC COLLAPSE LOLOLOLOLO! LMAO THE SMUGNESS OF PITTSBURGH HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND THE PENGUINS HAVE AN EPIC COLLAPSE LOLOLOLOLO!


That was weak. Doesn't make you any less of a douche... And you're still projecting like a motherfarker...
 
2014-04-23 10:04:02 PM  
lulz@pens!
 
2014-04-23 10:04:07 PM  

andychrist420: Yes!  TrollJackets are my favorite team in the east now.


I can't think of a reason why anyone other than penguins fans wouldn't cheer for the Jackets.

Do they even have rivals?
 
2014-04-23 10:04:09 PM  

vegaswench: Bwahahaha, that was fun.  Congrats, BJs!


Grrrrrrr

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is farking hilarious


I'm....STUNNED
 
2014-04-23 10:04:25 PM  
Man, if the BJ's somehow win this and the Flyers somehow beat the Rangers, I will have a hard time rooting against Columbus

/not really but they are my heros tonight
 
2014-04-23 10:04:31 PM  
More hugs!
 
2014-04-23 10:04:32 PM  
FARK YOU BLEW JACKETS

FARK YOU TOO PENS

/drinks
//oh well
///see you in Pittsburgh from North Carolina
////DAMN YOU FLOWER
//where's farking Vokoun when you need him
//still drinking
//way too many slashies
 
2014-04-23 10:04:57 PM  

desertgeek: 4NSpy: RIP Fleury's confidence.

His playoff confidence died a long time ago, bud.


And to think this guy wo