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(ESPN)   Hello hockey fans, as we say "see you next year" to the Bolts, we have a little lighter schedule tonite, with all three home teams looking to even their series at twos... Pens/Jackets @7ET, Ducks/Stars @8, and Blues/Black Hawks @9:30   (espn.go.com) divider line 1043
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2014-04-23 08:24:58 AM  
Go Trolljackets!!!!
 
2014-04-23 08:34:43 AM  
The only win that messes with my bracket would be Dallas, so look for a Stars win tonight.
 
2014-04-23 08:40:20 AM  
AND NOW!!  Strongbow Ale and Wendys Present!!

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5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
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22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
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24)BONUS HOCKEY!
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27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
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30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!

 

sno man: The only win that messes with my bracket would be Dallas, so look for a Stars win tonight.


Bracket?  Pffft, mine was DOA after the third night.  Go whoever.
 
2014-04-23 08:47:17 AM  

fatalvenom: Go Trolljackets!!!!


First round, I'be been rooting for all the Blue teams.
(TB, Blues, Blue Jackets)
 
2014-04-23 08:48:48 AM  

Flappyhead: Bracket? Pffft, mine was DOA after the third night. Go whoever.


Well the Bolts blew a giant smoking hole in there last night, but Boston will beat the Habs to fix that side...  The Kings not getting their act together is only going to cost the bonus points, and even the Stars are only going to blow my bonus points...
 
2014-04-23 08:48:58 AM  

sno man: The only win that messes with my bracket would be Dallas, so look for a Stars win tonight.


Yeah, my bracket is a culsterf***. I thought TB would overpower Montreal, and that Price would crumble.
 
2014-04-23 09:08:37 AM  
8 o'clock? 8 o'clock?!? 8 O'CLOCK!!?!!  This game better go into quadruple OT or something similar.  I'm so used to getting about 3-5 hours of sleep during the playoffs that if the game's over & I'm in bed by 11:00 then I'll wake up somewhere around 3am & I'd really like to sleep until 5:30-6:00 when I need to get up and dump some coffee into my system.

/hmm IV coffee, I wonder if it would be possible to set up such a thing.  One probably wouldn't want it flowing directly into your veins at regular coffee temp but that would be easy to fix.  Also rig up some sort of timer/alarm that kicks it on about 5 min before you need to get up....hmmm
//rich, I'm going to be rich.  Woo hoo
///once the patent goes through & the royalties start rolling in I'm going to take all the hockey regulars here to at least a couple games of that year's SCF series.
////not OL though.  I will however buy him a new set of golf clubs to go along with his Leaf's jersey...
 
2014-04-23 09:16:28 AM  
My bracket is toast as well -- I had the Canadians winning in 6, not 4

In any case, we need a good fighting game. I'm guessing it'll be Blues/Hawks tonight (if any) just out of history.
 
2014-04-23 10:33:16 AM  
3 home teams to win...that's a parlay I'd take.

Wish I was still in Vegas.
 
2014-04-23 10:39:46 AM  
Checked cause I'm curious like that...

Blue Jacket +110
Dallas -120
Blackhawks -150

100 pays 541.
 
2014-04-23 10:41:28 AM  
its always fun watching the black hawks act like 10 year old bullies.
 
2014-04-23 10:47:21 AM  

fatalvenom: Go Trolljackets!!!!


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 10:55:51 AM  
Dammit Jackets you better not let another one slip away.
 
2014-04-23 12:25:54 PM  

WhiskeySticks: 3 home teams to win...that's a parlay I'd take.

Wish I was still in Vegas.


If sportsbook ever became legal in IL, IN or MI I would be so happy (and much poorer).

Of course, there's always the guy sitting on the corner by a bar in Cicero, IL with a t-shirt saying "SPORTSBOOK" on the back. Totally legit.
 
2014-04-23 12:38:26 PM  
Today's agenda:  Laundry, booze, and hockey.  Works for me.
 
2014-04-23 12:50:55 PM  
Kings got robbed. Brutal bounces for the Sharks. What a game though. Hard hitting and entertaining as f*ck.

Blues/Hawks has been the best opening round series thus far.
 
2014-04-23 12:58:31 PM  

Linux_Yes: its always fun watching the black hawks act like 10 year old bullies.


Oh, those poor Blues players. Being picked on by those big meanies.
 
2014-04-23 12:58:57 PM  

Rev.K: Kings got robbed.


Yeah, all those blatant penalties that weren't called against them.  How are you supposed to win when the refs let you get away with everything?
 
2014-04-23 01:05:44 PM  
Reading the comments on lakingsinsider this morning, just delicious.  I know I shouldn't take so much pleasure in their suffering but I can't help it, its LA.
 
2014-04-23 01:25:32 PM  

andychrist420: Yeah, all those blatant penalties that weren't called against them.  How are you supposed to win when the refs let you get away with everything?


Fair enough, but San Jose got away with a few themselves.

What I meant was, that game was incredibly fast paced and hard-hitting and the Kings lobbed all kinds of pressure at Niemi. San Jose had great chances of their own, but couldn't score.

It was a hard-fought game that I thought the Kings deserved to win. The overtime period was almost all intense Kings pressure.

....and then to lose like that. Damn.


Oh well, I'm not a Kings fan, so well done San Jose.
 
2014-04-23 01:59:31 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Linux_Yes: its always fun watching the black hawks act like 10 year old bullies.

Oh, those poor Blues players. Being picked on by those big meanies.



no, just 10 year olds who need more camera time.  didn't get enough attention from mommie and daddy growing up.  loved the 3 game suspension.  that was smart.  i bet he gets paid for those games anyway.
 
2014-04-23 02:09:10 PM  
A co-worker bought me a Tim Hortons Stanley Cup donut.

i62.tinypic.com


Black and white? Is the donut saying the Kings will come back?

OM NOM NOM
 
2014-04-23 02:40:29 PM  
Ducks be like 'ah no, waaaaa...you can't do that'...we be like 'yea, shut up or I slap yo mouf again bizzatch.'

/go stars
 
2014-04-23 02:47:01 PM  
Rooting for the Blues, but I think every game will be like the last three. Flip a coin if you want to guess who will win. Great games. Love it.

/blues are a cursed franchise...they will probably lose
 
2014-04-23 02:55:12 PM  
Recoil Therapy:
///once the patent goes through & the royalties start rolling in I'm going to take all the hockey regulars here to at least a couple games of that year's SCF series.
////not OL though.  I will however buy him a new set of golf clubs to go along with his Leaf's jersey...


Good. GOod. GOOd. GOOD.
 
2014-04-23 03:04:14 PM  
Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.
 
2014-04-23 03:04:55 PM  

Rev.K: andychrist420: Yeah, all those blatant penalties that weren't called against them.  How are you supposed to win when the refs let you get away with everything?

Fair enough, but San Jose got away with a few themselves.

What I meant was, that game was incredibly fast paced and hard-hitting and the Kings lobbed all kinds of pressure at Niemi. San Jose had great chances of their own, but couldn't score.

It was a hard-fought game that I thought the Kings deserved to win. The overtime period was almost all intense Kings pressure.

....and then to lose like that. Damn.


Oh well, I'm not a Kings fan, so well done San Jose.


True.  It was a hard fought, intense game.  It was exactly what I expected from this series.  I would have been ok with either team winning.  It was that close.  But the beauty of sudden death is one team can dominate, but it only takes one shot.  I hope the rest of the series is a lot like game 3.
 
2014-04-23 03:25:19 PM  

Snaps: Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.


He hasn't done shiat.
 
2014-04-23 03:32:47 PM  
There's one home team looking to go up 3-0 tonight.

i171.photobucket.com

/echl
//take back the cup
///hockey playoff thread
 
2014-04-23 03:33:58 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Snaps: Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.

He hasn't done shiat.


Yeah 1 point and a -1, not great but not really dragging them down either.  Just seemed strange since hes one of their most, well I guess their most veteran player.
 
2014-04-23 03:38:43 PM  

Snaps: Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.


He has some AARP board meeting to attend...or they're serving roast beef at the senior center.
 
2014-04-23 04:16:11 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Snaps: Selanne a healthy scratch for the quacks tonight hmmm.

He has some AARP board meeting to attend...or they're serving roast beef at the senior center.


He had a prior scheduled prostate exam.
 
2014-04-23 04:25:32 PM  
Now its adding up, I figured senior moment.
 
2014-04-23 05:07:16 PM  
Dan O'Halloran one of the officials for tonight's Blue Jackets-Pens game.  Jackets are 0-4 this year with him officiating.

Make of that what you will.  Of course it can't get much worse than the game 3 officiating.
 
2014-04-23 05:12:04 PM  

fruitloop: There's one home team looking to go up 3-0 tonight.

[i171.photobucket.com image 305x225]

/echl
//take back the cup
///hockey playoff thread


Stanley is much better than Kelly however Kelly is pretty awesome in it's own right...

/go 'Clones
//sad to say I never made it up for a game this year
 
2014-04-23 05:15:19 PM  

dietbubba: Dan O'Halloran one of the officials for tonight's Blue Jackets-Pens game.  Jackets are 0-4 this year with him officiating.

Make of that what you will.  Of course it can't get much worse than the game 3 officiating.


Well, the Sharks were 1-12 in LA until last night.  Strange things happen in the playoffs, so there is hope.
 
2014-04-23 05:18:21 PM  
Cooke had in person hearing today.  Since he's no longer on the Pens, I'm guessing 10 games as repeat offender.
 
2014-04-23 05:23:05 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 05:23:34 PM  

andychrist420: Cooke had in person hearing today.  Since he's no longer on the Pens, I'm guessing 10 games as repeat offender.


Maybe this new guy has never heard of him.
 
2014-04-23 05:28:04 PM  

WhiskeySticks: andychrist420: Cooke had in person hearing today.  Since he's no longer on the Pens, I'm guessing 10 games as repeat offender.

Maybe this new guy has never heard of him.


Late meeting... I would have thought we would have herd a decision by now...
 
2014-04-23 05:32:24 PM  
Or Cooke murdered him and is now trying to figure out what to do with the body.

He can't just have sex with it, like Sean Avery probably would.
 
2014-04-23 05:39:37 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Or Cooke murdered him and is now trying to figure out what to do with the body.

He can't just have sex with it, like Sean Avery probably would.


If he watched Top Gear, he's know which luxury sedan had the most room in the boot for a corpse.
 
2014-04-23 05:40:53 PM  
If they are actually serious about escalating punishment he has had a 2, 2, 2, 4 and his last one was 10 regular season and the first round (was 7)  look for maybe balance of playoffs + 10*  can't see much more than that it wasn't another head shot after all.

*the 10 regular season games will cost him salary. (and mess with his whole season. see Clarkson)
 
2014-04-23 05:45:25 PM  

sno man: see Clarkson


i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-23 05:49:29 PM  
And yes I know "rest of the playoffs" is likely not more than 4, so not technically escalating, but the *potential* to be many more keeps it on the 'escalating' side of the ledger.
 
2014-04-23 06:31:57 PM  
Damnit! I wanted to hijack the JoePa thread!
 
2014-04-23 06:31:59 PM  

andychrist420: WhiskeySticks: Or Cooke murdered him and is now trying to figure out what to do with the body.

He can't just have sex with it, like Sean Avery probably would.

If he watched Top Gear, he's know which luxury sedan had the most room in the boot for a corpse.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-23 06:32:11 PM  
img.fark.net

Let's Go Pens!
 
2014-04-23 06:33:18 PM  
www.openchiangmai.com
 
2014-04-23 06:33:35 PM  

soopey: Damnit! I wanted to hijack the JoePa thread!


Trolling JoePa? Hell yeah
 
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