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(Mirror.co.uk)   Anomalous Mind Management, Abductee, Contactee Helpline stages inaugural conference to help those who believe they've had contact with aliens. Organizers hope the event will allow people to share their experiences without being teased   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 71
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2014-04-23 03:23:46 PM  
Don't tease me, bro.
 
2014-04-23 03:42:17 PM  
Some one should organize a Fark Party next door.
 
2014-04-23 03:43:38 PM  
Is Xenu going to make an appearance?
 
2014-04-23 03:45:17 PM  
I'm going. Just to see the anal probe display.
 
2014-04-23 03:46:33 PM  
4 posts and this thread is off to a good start
 
2014-04-23 03:48:22 PM  
They should have booked Giorgio Tsoukalos.
 
2014-04-23 03:50:39 PM  

wedun: They should have booked Giorgio Tsoukalos.


That was the guy from Star Trek who got the mindworm, right?

Or is he a Kerbal?
 
2014-04-23 03:52:03 PM  
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2014-04-23 03:53:20 PM  
I hear the event will be out of this world!
 
2014-04-23 03:53:37 PM  
What's their phone number? I'll pay long distance to drunkenly prank call the silly limeys.

"My name is Jethro, I live in Arkansas, and the greys violated my best cow Bessie!"

/Might have to work on it a bit.
 
2014-04-23 03:54:33 PM  
Tinfoil! Get your tinfoil right here. Tinfoil! Blocks the mind rays...
 
2014-04-23 03:55:57 PM  
Can't be stranger than the average Star Trek convention.
 
2014-04-23 03:59:12 PM  

The Crepes of Wrath: Can't be stranger than the average Star Trek convention Comicon.

 
2014-04-23 04:00:41 PM  
They deserve to be teased.

/Yes, you probably remember being abducted and possibly probed. No, that did not actually happen to you. Nor does this mean that you are otherwise crazy; you just have a psychological quirk.
 
2014-04-23 04:01:05 PM  

Savage Belief: I'm going. Just to see the anal probe display.


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2014-04-23 04:01:25 PM  
"I just know they're gonna probe my anus."
 
2014-04-23 04:01:34 PM  
Someone really needs to go to that meeting dressed like an MI6 agent and give only monosyllabic answers to anyone who tries to talk to them.


addicted2success.com
 
2014-04-23 04:03:59 PM  
"50 years and all we've learned is that 1 in 10 doesn't really mind it so much!"
 
2014-04-23 04:09:21 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: What's their phone number? I'll pay long distance to drunkenly prank call the silly limeys.

"My name is Jethro, I live in Arkansas, and the greys violated my best cow Bessie!"

/Might have to work on it a bit.


Who still pays extra for long distance?
 
2014-04-23 04:10:40 PM  
Rather than thinking you've had an alien visitation.

Get a sleep study.

Sleep paralysis and night terrors suck.

I've had aliens, succubi, vampires, and those black haired female Japanese ghosts all scare me during an episode.

//Never all at once though.
 
2014-04-23 04:13:23 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Someone really needs to go to that meeting dressed like an MI6 agent and give only monosyllabic answers to anyone who tries to talk to them.


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You are terrible.

/totally wants to do that now
 
2014-04-23 04:13:57 PM  

meat0918: Rather than thinking you've had an alien visitation.

Get a sleep study.

Sleep paralysis and night terrors suck.

I've had aliens, succubi, vampires, and those black haired female Japanese ghosts all scare me during an episode.

//Never all at once though.


I would prefer to only have those kinds of encounters nocturnally.
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2014-04-23 04:20:13 PM  

meat0918: Rather than thinking you've had an alien visitation.

Get a sleep study.

Sleep paralysis and night terrors suck.

I've had aliens, succubi, vampires, and those black haired female Japanese ghosts all scare me during an episode.

//Never all at once though.


Apparently, the abductees really LIKE thinking they've been abducted, and are not interested in being talked out of it. It makes them feel special.
 
2014-04-23 04:20:34 PM  

Savage Belief: I'm going. Just to see the anal probe display.


Hell, if that's all you want, you can see that at my place every Thursday!

Friday is potluck dinner night, though, you REALLY don't want to get those mixed up.
 
2014-04-23 04:25:29 PM  

grumpfuff: Ego edo infantia cattus: Someone really needs to go to that meeting dressed like an MI6 agent and give only monosyllabic answers to anyone who tries to talk to them.


[addicted2success.com image 250x184]

You are terrible.

/totally wants to do that now


Sit outside the main doors, wearing a nice suit and chain smoking.
 
2014-04-23 04:25:33 PM  
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2014-04-23 04:29:22 PM  

LazyMedia: meat0918: Rather than thinking you've had an alien visitation.

Get a sleep study.

Sleep paralysis and night terrors suck.

I've had aliens, succubi, vampires, and those black haired female Japanese ghosts all scare me during an episode.

//Never all at once though.

Apparently, the abductees really LIKE thinking they've been abducted, and are not interested in being talked out of it. It makes them feel special.


Which is odd to me.  I'm far more comforted knowing I haven't been the target of supernatural occurrences, and that my brain just likes to fark with me.
 
2014-04-23 04:30:02 PM  

meat0918: Rather than thinking you've had an alien visitation.

Get a sleep study.

Sleep paralysis and night terrors suck.

I've had aliens, succubi, vampires, and those black haired female Japanese ghosts all scare me during an episode.

//Never all at once though.


I've had night terrors for years and have never had a doctor recommend a sleep study. Did it help at all (as in, were they able to catch one and prescribe effective medication)?
 
2014-04-23 04:31:02 PM  

meat0918: Rather than thinking you've had an alien visitation.

Get a sleep study.

Sleep paralysis and night terrors suck.

I've had aliens, succubi, vampires, and those black haired female Japanese ghosts all scare me during an episode.

//Never all at once though.


Take some Chantix. They'll be there, waiting for you.
 
2014-04-23 04:31:24 PM  
Seems like as good of a spot as any..

What the hell Drew? Need the money that bad? Seriously, how many freaking links are you going to put up, along with the side bar notifications that each testicle is only 2.50$. And I thought browsing on the mobile version was bad.
 
2014-04-23 04:36:06 PM  
In before the Edgar suit
 
2014-04-23 04:38:13 PM  

aevorea: meat0918: Rather than thinking you've had an alien visitation.

Get a sleep study.

Sleep paralysis and night terrors suck.

I've had aliens, succubi, vampires, and those black haired female Japanese ghosts all scare me during an episode.

//Never all at once though.

I've had night terrors for years and have never had a doctor recommend a sleep study. Did it help at all (as in, were they able to catch one and prescribe effective medication)?


It was more a general suggestion.  I've never done one, and the only effective remedy for me is not being over tired, and relying on my wife to wake me.

Of course, now they've sometimes become "She hasn't woken me, why hasn't she woken me yet! Dear God WHY CAN'T I MOVE! SHE LAUGHING OH FARK SHE'S LAUGHING! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!".  Then she wakes me and asks me if I'm ok.


I was thinking if they can get a sleep study, have someone say "Here is where you thought you were being abducted" they might accept that it's literally all in their head.
 
2014-04-23 04:42:20 PM  

SearchN: Seems like as good of a spot as any..

What the hell Drew? Need the money that bad? Seriously, how many freaking links are you going to put up, along with the side bar notifications that each testicle is only 2.50$. And I thought browsing on the mobile version was bad.


I have no idea what you're talking about.  Did the aliens tell you to type this?
 
2014-04-23 04:44:58 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Someone really needs to go to that meeting dressed like an MI6 agent and give only monosyllabic answers to anyone who tries to talk to them.


Quit touching your ear.

/not obscure in the slightest
 
2014-04-23 04:45:58 PM  

grumpfuff: Ego edo infantia cattus: Someone really needs to go to that meeting dressed like an MI6 agent and give only monosyllabic answers to anyone who tries to talk to them.


[addicted2success.com image 250x184]

You are terrible.

/totally wants to do that now


I have the outfit.
I do Lysergic Police performance art  Me and my pals dress like FBI and walk around at dead shows, (in the early years) Phish shows now, and reggae fests. Have working walky talky systems with cuff mikes, and ear phones. We can hone on on a tripper and surround one with a 50 yard perimeter. Then close the gap on him or her by a few feet a minute. It's like synchronized swimming. Bu the time the tripper notices us, we all agree to pull the plug and find another victim. "Yep he's made us" "We're Made. break in three two one"
And then we find another poor soul to surround.

For this gig, I'd definitely need an alpha wave strobe pen and some welders lenses in my glasses.
 
2014-04-23 04:47:42 PM  
Wait for the inevitable riot to break out between those who are receiving peaceful messages of love and those who know the lizard people are running the government and have to be stopped.
 
2014-04-23 04:50:13 PM  
Off topic but does rufie52 still use this website?
 
2014-04-23 04:51:18 PM  
Stop anthropomorphizing the damn things. They have no nose like ours, or ears like ours, or mouth like ours. And much bigger eyes.
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2014-04-23 04:53:58 PM  
The entire concept is alien to me.
 
2014-04-23 04:56:11 PM  

cgraves67: Some one should organize a Fark Party next door.


So WE get to feel superior. For once...
 
2014-04-23 04:56:23 PM  
I once spoke to our gardener and it was traumatizing.
 
2014-04-23 04:56:30 PM  

LawTalkingGuy: Off topic but does rufie52 still use this website?


Used to hang int the FPF, but I haven't seen Rufie for shoot, a year at least.
 
2014-04-23 04:57:05 PM  

rufie52: I once spoke to our gardener and it was traumatizing.


Goddammit, where the FARK did you come from?!!?!?!?
 
2014-04-23 04:57:46 PM  
jesus, that is farking scary.
 
2014-04-23 04:58:00 PM  
I've had cats. I am quite used to waking up in the middle of the night with an unknown force pinning me paralyzed while a luminous face with huge dark eyes fills my field of vision.

CS,B:

My ex's mom was one of the few actual geniuses I have ever met (once was rated the 4th best Scrabble player on the planet and sharp as hell,) and we ended up being friends long after the ex and I broke up. She was *fascinated* by the alien abduction idea, and whenever we traded boxes of books back and forth, invariably there'd be a bunch of paperbacks about the phenomenon.

Made for some truly interesting conversations about hypnotic recollection (and how it can be led,) dream states, and confirmation bias.
 
2014-04-23 04:59:04 PM  
I remember rufie52 telling the story of being abducted by aliens but then later realizing it was just some boring old human gangbang.
 
2014-04-23 04:59:11 PM  
Travis Walton story is the most compelling one I ever heard of, because there was multiple witnesses and decades later they are still sticking to their story and passed lie detector test and what not...
 
2014-04-23 04:59:38 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: What's their phone number? I'll pay long distance to drunkenly prank call the silly limeys.

"My name is Jethro, I live in Arkansas, and the greys violated my best cow Bessie!"

/Might have to work on it a bit.


No, I think you pretty much have it.
 
2014-04-23 05:01:27 PM  
It actually happened to her a bunch of times.  What can you say?  She is a real science nut.
 
2014-04-23 05:08:48 PM  
How much are they charging them for this "Support Group"?
 
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