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(Inforum)   "His story is that several officers attacked him wearing full chemical suits, and they sprayed him with chemicals and put him in a shed," Wilkie said. "So, he's hallucinating"   (inforum.com) divider line 41
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2014-04-23 10:15:57 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com


To serve and protect
 
2014-04-23 10:36:09 AM  
Man, that story needed a mugshot.
 
2014-04-23 10:42:03 AM  
Hallucinating?  Yeah, I'll buy that.
filmgarb.com
 
2014-04-23 10:42:06 AM  
bath salts.
 
2014-04-23 10:44:06 AM  
Kinda like how the suspect who said the easter bunny came into the interrogation room and beat the shiat out of him during questioning while the detectives acted like nothing unusual was happening, and was told to tighten his grip on reality by a judge?
 
2014-04-23 10:44:15 AM  
It's North Dakota what else is there to do?
 
2014-04-23 10:44:51 AM  
This is exactly what would happen if anyone at infowars ever got high on a hallucinogen.
 
2014-04-23 10:45:13 AM  
media.spacetimesnews.com

/unavailable for comment
 
2014-04-23 10:45:59 AM  
Yet another victim of the rush to legalize marijuana. Thanks, Obama!
 
2014-04-23 10:48:52 AM  

dascott: This is exactly what would happen if anyone at infowars ever got high on a hallucinogen.


I was about to get pissed off at the link until I realized that InFOrum is just a Fargo newspaper website, not specifically a paranoid trollfest.
 
2014-04-23 10:51:35 AM  
So...tuesday?
 
2014-04-23 10:53:11 AM  
Pic of the victim

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-23 10:53:14 AM  

Flakeloaf: Kinda like how the suspect who said the easter bunny came into the interrogation room and beat the shiat out of him during questioning while the detectives acted like nothing unusual was happening, and was told to tighten his grip on reality by a judge?


I'm torn between

WAT?


and

No.
 
2014-04-23 10:55:13 AM  
Sounds like when Fox Mulder got doused with adulterated asthma inhalers.
 
2014-04-23 11:00:06 AM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-23 11:00:07 AM  

LazyMedia: Yet another victim of the rush to legalize marijuana. Thanks, Obama!


Rush? It's been a looong time coming.
 
2014-04-23 11:06:55 AM  
Drugs are bad, mmmkay.
 
2014-04-23 11:07:35 AM  
It cost him extra for liquid wax.
 
2014-04-23 11:12:27 AM  
His story is not implausible in police state America.
 
2014-04-23 11:14:26 AM  
I do NOT want to party with that guy.
 
2014-04-23 11:17:12 AM  

SuperChuck: Pic of the victim

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x271]


He needs to move to Nepal.... nice, quiet Nepal...
 
2014-04-23 11:17:22 AM  

lindalouwho: LazyMedia: Yet another victim of the rush to legalize marijuana. Thanks, Obama!

Rush? It's been a looong time coming.


Just a fly by night thing.
 
2014-04-23 11:18:32 AM  
Shame.  A chopper flight from ND to MN?  That can't be too spendy.
 
2014-04-23 11:21:44 AM  
Talk about police overkill. I'm sick of reading the litany of charges every time someone does something wrong.
 
2014-04-23 11:24:46 AM  

probesport: lindalouwho: LazyMedia: Yet another victim of the rush to legalize marijuana. Thanks, Obama!

Rush? It's been a looong time coming.

Just a fly by night thing.


But now there are plenty of vapor trails.
 
2014-04-23 11:24:51 AM  
I had a neighbor who tried to show me the places in his floor that he said were hard,black bugs and the white gunk they left on the walls. The "bugs" were burn marks and the stuff on the walls were spitballs. When he was being evicted he went to court and told the judge there were spiders coming out from behind his eyes. Yeah it turns he did a lot of farking meth.
 
2014-04-23 11:26:55 AM  

probesport: lindalouwho: LazyMedia: Yet another victim of the rush to legalize marijuana. Thanks, Obama!

Rush? It's been a looong time coming.

Just a fly by night thing.


Yeah, but it seems longer to potheads, because being stoned can make time stand still. They claim they just want to exercise free will, but wanting to be a lazy bum is actually closer to the heart.
 
2014-04-23 11:29:40 AM  

A Terrible Human: I had a neighbor who tried to show me the places in his floor that he said were hard,black bugs and the white gunk they left on the walls. The "bugs" were burn marks and the stuff on the walls were spitballs. When he was being evicted he went to court and told the judge there were spiders coming out from behind his eyes. Yeah it turns he did a lot of farking meth.


With that imagination, he should have a career writing children's books.
 
2014-04-23 11:29:59 AM  
Heh heh heh... Dickinson
 
2014-04-23 11:38:31 AM  
Our mission was simple. Go to MOPP level four, turn on our cloaking devices and grab the one guy who KNOWS EVERYTHING and SEES THROUGH ALL LIES. Sadly, our mission went south immediately. Turns out, the drugs he took negated the effect of the cloaking devices. The subject then set himself on fire and that made our heat seeking incompacitators worthless. So we chased him in full MOPP but he stole a car and fled to a Sanctuary House. We couldn't touch him. But we did spray him with an identifying chemical. He burned some of it off but we're still tracking him by drone/satellite/ghost agents and genetically advanced 'smart dogs'. We'll get him just as soon as he's drug free. Probably 2017. JesAllahDollah be Praised
 
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2014-04-23 11:48:28 AM  

blatz514: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 648x418]


To serve and protect


Came for the DEVO reference, and I am now happy..
 
2014-04-23 11:54:34 AM  
David Kissee, 33, lit himself on fire near DJ's Tesoro gas station on 12th Street West around noon Monday, authorities say. He ran through the car wash, which put out the fire, but his escapades did not end there.   Kissee then stole a car parked next to the entrance of the car wash, drove off and abandoned the vehicle blocks away. He then entered a residence on the 600 block of First Avenue West

The Aristocrats?
 
2014-04-23 11:55:01 AM  

Flakeloaf: Kinda like how the suspect who said the easter bunny came into the interrogation room and beat the shiat out of him during questioning while the detectives acted like nothing unusual was happening, and was told to tighten his grip on reality by a judge?


Indeed
 
2014-04-23 11:56:28 AM  
Using gasoline to wash toxins off of your skin while smoking isn't reasonable.
But on meth, it is.

/seriously, some folks are just walking anti-drug PSAs.
 
2014-04-23 12:12:33 PM  
His story sounds like what happened to me last week. Except it was Aliens.
 
2014-04-23 12:33:49 PM  

LazyMedia: probesport: lindalouwho: LazyMedia: Yet another victim of the rush to legalize marijuana. Thanks, Obama!

Rush? It's been a looong time coming.

Just a fly by night thing.

Yeah, but it seems longer to potheads, because being stoned can make time stand still. They claim they just want to exercise free will, but wanting to be a lazy bum is actually closer to the heart.


Big money to be made when pot is legalized, but at first it will need to be handled with kid gloves.
 
2014-04-23 12:35:37 PM  

germ78: LazyMedia: probesport: lindalouwho: LazyMedia: Yet another victim of the rush to legalize marijuana. Thanks, Obama!

Rush? It's been a looong time coming.

Just a fly by night thing.

Yeah, but it seems longer to potheads, because being stoned can make time stand still. They claim they just want to exercise free will, but wanting to be a lazy bum is actually closer to the heart.

Big money to be made when pot is legalized, but at first it will need to be handled with kid gloves.


Watch for the signals.
 
2014-04-23 01:36:43 PM  
www.armedforces-int.com

"Pick up that can!"
 
2014-04-23 02:57:01 PM  
d16jfyletng9p5.cloudfront.net
 
2014-04-23 07:53:49 PM  

probesport: germ78: LazyMedia: probesport: lindalouwho: LazyMedia: Yet another victim of the rush to legalize marijuana. Thanks, Obama!

Rush? It's been a looong time coming.

Just a fly by night thing.

Yeah, but it seems longer to potheads, because being stoned can make time stand still. They claim they just want to exercise free will, but wanting to be a lazy bum is actually closer to the heart.

Big money to be made when pot is legalized, but at first it will need to be handled with kid gloves.

Watch for the signals.


Natural science, you can't fight it.
 
2014-04-23 09:45:11 PM  
Run E.T. the goverment's here!
 
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