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(Cleveland Browns)   Cleveland QB is successful at something   (clevelandbrowns.com) divider line 14
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2014-04-22 11:49:04 PM  
What's more unlikely is clevelandbrowns.com getting it's own source image on Fark.
 
2014-04-23 02:51:30 AM  

DanZero: What's more unlikely is clevelandbrowns.com getting it's own source image on Fark.


The Factory of Sadness producing joy?
 
2014-04-23 03:34:14 AM  
So cleveland has a qb that can take a little heat.  shame that only applies to the kitchen.
 
2014-04-23 04:10:13 AM  
"...in front of 20 judges, one of which included Browns defensive tackle Phil Taylor."

tortured writing is tortured.  how about "one of which was"
 
2014-04-23 04:19:07 AM  
This just means he is going to get his ass kicked later on in another competition, probably by some betty crocker using biatch.
 
2014-04-23 07:17:58 AM  
They paid Delhomme a ton of money to enter the competition, and he ended up spilling the Bonangles all over the floor.
 
2014-04-23 07:35:52 AM  
Am I supposed to be outraged by this? I think it's cool. Not a stupid as Andy Dalton comparing himself to Peyton Manning, Dan Marino and Drew Brees
 
2014-04-23 07:53:50 AM  

abhorrent1: Am I supposed to be outraged by this? I think it's cool. Not a stupid as Andy Dalton comparing himself to Peyton Manning, Dan Marino and Drew Brees


Maybe you're thinking of another article but in this one he's comparing himself to Joe Flacco, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, and Matt Ryan.  Obviously the Rodgers and Brees comparisons are laughable but Flacco and Ryan aren't too far fetched; especially Flacco before he won the Superbowl.

That being said, this passage from his Wiki (which may or may not have been written by his people) kind of makes the case:

Dalton is just one of three quarterbacks in NFL history to have thrown for over 3000 yards in each of his first three seasons, joining Cam Newton and Peyton Manning, and just one of three to have passed for at least 20 touchdowns in each of his first three seasons, joining Manning and Dan Marino. Dalton is the only quarterback to lead the Cincinnati Bengals to three consecutive playoff berths, and just one of five quarterbacks to lead his team to the playoffs in each of his first three seasons. He is also the Bengals franchise record holder for passing yards and touchdowns in a season.
 
2014-04-23 07:56:40 AM  
Good to see he has a fallback option in culinary arts after the Browns ruin his career
 
2014-04-23 08:14:40 AM  
Not surprising.  Cleveland's a terrible sports town, but it's a great food town.
 
2014-04-23 08:38:51 AM  

DanZero: What's more unlikely is clevelandbrowns.com getting it's own source image on Fark.


It was either that or a Browns tag.
 
2014-04-23 09:18:19 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Not surprising.  Cleveland's a terrible sports town, but it's a great food town.


It's no New Orleans, Paris, Rome, or New York, but at least it doesn't have the godawful fake "chili" stuff that Cincinnati does.
 
2014-04-23 09:44:56 AM  

Cndn Bacon: abhorrent1: Am I supposed to be outraged by this? I think it's cool. Not a stupid as Andy Dalton comparing himself to Peyton Manning, Dan Marino and Drew Brees

Maybe you're thinking of another article but in this one he's comparing himself to Joe Flacco, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, and Matt Ryan.  Obviously the Rodgers and Brees comparisons are laughable but Flacco and Ryan aren't too far fetched; especially Flacco before he won the Superbowl.

That being said, this passage from his Wiki (which may or may not have been written by his people) kind of makes the case:

Dalton is just one of three quarterbacks in NFL history to have thrown for over 3000 yards in each of his first three seasons, joining Cam Newton and Peyton Manning, and just one of three to have passed for at least 20 touchdowns in each of his first three seasons, joining Manning and Dan Marino. Dalton is the only quarterback to lead the Cincinnati Bengals to three consecutive playoff berths, and just one of five quarterbacks to lead his team to the playoffs in each of his first three seasons. He is also the Bengals franchise record holder for passing yards and touchdowns in a season.



Yeah there was one I saw yesterday that included Manning and Marino. The one I posted was just the first one that came up in my google search. Don't remember where I read the other one.
 
2014-04-23 08:40:05 PM  
For a minute there I thought this was a review of the new Browns porn film, Draft Day.
 
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