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(Daily Mail)   Study finds men still interested in sex even when in severe pain. "It's only a flesh wound"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
    More: Obvious, McGill University in Montreal, Journal of Neuroscience, free content, sexual desires, pain, headaches, sexes  
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2014-04-23 03:09:07 AM
5 votes:
Men are still interested in sex even when in severe pain?
copepodo.files.wordpress.com
Tell me more, worm!
2014-04-23 04:13:14 AM
4 votes:
Holy f*ck. For an erection lasting longer than four hours, read through this thread.
2014-04-23 10:17:53 AM
3 votes:
I've seen plenty of documentaries involving nurses and guys in laid up in hospital beds to confirm this is true.
2014-04-23 01:47:09 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
/obscure?
2014-04-23 07:46:26 AM
2 votes:

MadAzza: 433:
Once upon a time, I was almost lost to the needle. I did what a junkie must when a good vein is hard to find. All that happened outside of getting high was that I developed an odd little injection scar, one of a sort that never developed elsewhere on my body. Poking holes in your dick doesn't result in a fountain of blood as though released from a super-soaker - but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.

I now have you Farkied as "Shot junk into his junk."


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Also, the bit at the end reminds me of something else:

- but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.

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2014-04-23 02:47:01 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?


For some of us it's just a hobby.
2014-04-23 02:30:47 AM
2 votes:

433: Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.

I don't know what you mean to say about pain leading to arousement, outside of persons having a particular interest in that sort of thing.  I can say, though, that a puncture in the larger veins along the shaft, flaccid or erect, does not lead to a "fountain spray of blood."

Once upon a time, I was almost lost to the needle.  I did what a junkie must when a good vein is hard to find.  All that happened outside of getting high was that I developed an odd little injection scar, one of a sort that never developed elsewhere on my body.  Poking holes in your dick doesn't result in a fountain of blood as though released from a super-soaker - but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.


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2014-04-23 09:34:32 AM
1 votes:

Brick-House: kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!

I Came... Rocks!

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2014-04-23 08:48:23 AM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Well, Indy, where DOESN'T it hurt?
2014-04-23 07:09:12 AM
1 votes:
As a man who only slowed down for a moment when a hamstring charlie horsed during sex, I believe every story of injured men still getting it on.  Any man who has ever didn't bother with sex when hurt, turn in your Man card.
2014-04-23 06:54:05 AM
1 votes:
mystery756.files.wordpress.com
Garp.

Meanwhile, it occurs that some men pop one in death, strangely common in men who are executed.
So if death won't stop you, what's a little pain.
2014-04-23 06:34:46 AM
1 votes:

433: Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.

I don't know what you mean to say about pain leading to arousement, outside of persons having a particular interest in that sort of thing.  I can say, though, that a puncture in the larger veins along the shaft, flaccid or erect, does not lead to a "fountain spray of blood."


Once upon a time, I was almost lost to the needle.  I did what a junkie must when a good vein is hard to find.  All that happened outside of getting high was that I developed an odd little injection scar, one of a sort that never developed elsewhere on my body.  Poking holes in your dick doesn't result in a fountain of blood as though released from a super-soaker - but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.


I now have you Farkied as "Shot junk into his junk."
2014-04-23 05:54:12 AM
1 votes:

maram500: A couple of things:

1. When I have severe congestion in my sinuses, masturbation alleviates the pressure and allows me to breathe for at least ten minutes. Rinse, repeat, although at the end of the day I'm usually raw and shooting clear shots...

2. My chronic leg pain is sometimes helped with a combination ofVicodin and angry sex. Or just Vicodin and a blow job.

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.


Venlafaxin turns John Thomas into an anesthetized log. I actually pay for reboxetin (Insurance won't cover it because some dumb study allows them to weasel out until it's disproved/retracted/shot down in a few years) but I prefer that to the worst of both worlds: you still want sex but can't ever orgasm... kinda like most women, right, ladies?
2014-04-23 05:26:15 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?


I always wondered what kind of jobs Beavis and Butt-head would get after reaching adulthood.
2014-04-23 03:45:10 AM
1 votes:
maram500:

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.

Been there. Some keep you from finishing, others keep you from getting it up in the first place.

CSB:

GF was out of town and I was on new meds. Got horny as FARK, but could not get anything going. Extremely frustrating. Ended up rubbing it raw trying. I was off the stuff by the time she got back, but I had to explain the scab,

"I was trying to shave it for you, honey,"

Fortunately she liked the "ribbed for her pleasure" effect.

/CSB
2014-04-23 03:15:10 AM
1 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!

Thirded.

Kidney stone pain warrants morphine.


www.slantmagazine.com

Agrees.
2014-04-23 03:12:33 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Eurethral sounding


Kinda like the Cocteau Twins.
2014-04-23 03:05:10 AM
1 votes:
A couple of things:

1. When I have severe congestion in my sinuses, masturbation alleviates the pressure and allows me to breathe for at least ten minutes. Rinse, repeat, although at the end of the day I'm usually raw and shooting clear shots...

2. My chronic leg pain is sometimes helped with a combination ofVicodin and angry sex. Or just Vicodin and a blow job.

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.
2014-04-23 03:00:45 AM
1 votes:

kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!


A good thing, too. That thing might go off and shoot somebody.
2014-04-23 02:58:26 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.

Penile pain.... you sound like someone into Eurethral sounding, NTTAWWT.


Aaand my Mitch McConnell just went back into his shell.

Why in fark would you mention something like that?!
2014-04-23 02:38:55 AM
1 votes:
Night after my appendectomy.  My GF snuck into the room.  Not much work from my end with her on top but everything worked quite fine.

Until the night nurse came by, anyway....awkward but she was a sport.  Best threesome ever.

(okay, the threesome part is a lie)
2014-04-23 02:31:04 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: If I'm not dead I'm well enough for sex.


'ere, he says he's not dead.
2014-04-23 02:25:35 AM
1 votes:
Car wreck, tibia broken straight down, 2 breaks on knee, ligaments torn on both sides of knee and two branches sticking out of calf, knot on head so big I could see it with peripheral vision and impact to side of head was so hard, all the pores on face bleed (originally thought half my face was torn off as they wheeled my down ER hall and saw myself in bubble mirrors mounted at tops of walls).  In hospital about 7-8 days, came home in something called a Bledso brace (<sp??).  Could not be in cast because of two gashes down calf that needed cleaned at least once a day, preferably twice.
I finally get released and come home, GF comes over, 10 minutes and I'm ready to go... she thinks I am joking. NOPE!  Says it is impossible.. NOPE! Other leg works. Did take a few minutes to find a workable position then nailed her like Jesus to a cross (perc pain pills make finishing a real biatch!)
2014-04-23 02:08:18 AM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: /obscure?


I know that but only because I'm in to super obscure things.
2014-04-23 01:18:17 AM
1 votes:
Ah the best laid plans of mice and men...
2014-04-23 12:18:33 AM
1 votes:
Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?
 
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