Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.
fusillade762: Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?
433: Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement. A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.I don't know what you mean to say about pain leading to arousement, outside of persons having a particular interest in that sort of thing. I can say, though, that a puncture in the larger veins along the shaft, flaccid or erect, does not lead to a "fountain spray of blood."Once upon a time, I was almost lost to the needle. I did what a junkie must when a good vein is hard to find. All that happened outside of getting high was that I developed an odd little injection scar, one of a sort that never developed elsewhere on my body. Poking holes in your dick doesn't result in a fountain of blood as though released from a super-soaker - but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.
Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement. A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.
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