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2014-04-23 07:46:26 AM

MadAzza: 433:
Once upon a time, I was almost lost to the needle. I did what a junkie must when a good vein is hard to find. All that happened outside of getting high was that I developed an odd little injection scar, one of a sort that never developed elsewhere on my body. Poking holes in your dick doesn't result in a fountain of blood as though released from a super-soaker - but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.

I now have you Farkied as "Shot junk into his junk."


img.fark.net


Also, the bit at the end reminds me of something else:

- but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:54:14 AM
The day I got the catheter removed after my prostate surgery I had sex. The nurse deflated the balloon up in the bladder that kept it up there and said "count to three and I'll pull it out".

I said "One" and she jerked the damn thing out right then. I kind of felt like the guy in the third Mad Max movie when Max jerked the harpoon out of his leg the same way; "what about 2"?

/most uncomfortable part of the whole procedure
//kept that damn catheter in for 10 days
 
2014-04-23 08:16:35 AM
Some 25 years ago I T-Boned a guy that made a left turn right in front of me on my FSTLC. Busted up both knees & had a broken cheekbone and various contusions here there and everywhere. The bike was a total write off. Like after the 2ndor 3rd day laid up in the hospital when the Real heavy medication was wearing off I asked my GF for a BJ in the hospital bed. She wouldn't do it afraid someone would come in. biatch!
 
2014-04-23 08:17:54 AM

lack of warmth: As a man who only slowed down for a moment when a hamstring charlie horsed during sex, I believe every story of injured men still getting it on.  Any man who has ever didn't bother with sex when hurt, turn in your Man card.


Oh, you mean cramps & other muscular complaints even COUNT? I thought this was about PAIN, you sissy.

/whoever hasn't cramped after the third or fourth time that night/day/whatever propitious occasion is doing it wrong
//damn dehydration & alkaline metal ions and their annoying tendency to go AWOL
///laughing about a weird gonzo-porn position we HAD to take because I didn't stop even with one leg gone to hell was one of the great post-coital moments. Having to finally stop and eat because we both cramped at the same time was another.
////cramped slashies
 
2014-04-23 08:31:06 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: TheMega: Car wreck, tibia broken straight down, 2 breaks on knee, ligaments torn on both sides of knee and two branches sticking out of calf, knot on head so big I could see it with peripheral vision and impact to side of head was so hard, all the pores on face bleed (originally thought half my face was torn off as they wheeled my down ER hall and saw myself in bubble mirrors mounted at tops of walls).  In hospital about 7-8 days, came home in something called a Bledso brace (<sp??).  Could not be in cast because of two gashes down calf that needed cleaned at least once a day, preferably twice.
I finally get released and come home, GF comes over, 10 minutes and I'm ready to go... she thinks I am joking. NOPE!  Says it is impossible.. NOPE! Other leg works. Did take a few minutes to find a workable position then nailed her like Jesus to a cross (perc pain pills make finishing a real biatch!)

you should try being on Paxil... I was in my youth... I was living on the street so I worked the system to get into any facility I could and as a result got put on Paxil... you get hard enough to hammer a 6 inch nail through a board, but finishing will take a good solid hour (no exaggeration)... fark Viagra... take Paxil... it cures any depression and makes you a total porn star.


No it doesn't cure any depression. Total wash for me... but you're spot-on about the hour-long stiffies. The GF of that time had to keep the SoftLube within reach (she loved the walkin' talkin' dildo but got sore very easily)
 
2014-04-23 08:43:33 AM
Got knocked down by a car while walking across a street on campus - broken shoulder, twisted knee, bumps and scrapes. A week later I was not only having sex but knocked up the wife. I'll tell my son that story some day.

A few  years later I had hernia surgery. Two days after that, had sex and the wife complained about the staples scratching her.

Yep, guys are ALWAYS interested, probably right up until they lower you into the grave.
 
2014-04-23 08:48:23 AM
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Well, Indy, where DOESN'T it hurt?
 
2014-04-23 09:00:55 AM

433: Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.

I don't know what you mean to say about pain leading to arousement, outside of persons having a particular interest in that sort of thing.  I can say, though, that a puncture in the larger veins along the shaft, flaccid or erect, does not lead to a "fountain spray of blood."

Once upon a time, I was almost lost to the needle.  I did what a junkie must when a good vein is hard to find.  All that happened outside of getting high was that I developed an odd little injection scar, one of a sort that never developed elsewhere on my body.  Poking holes in your dick doesn't result in a fountain of blood as though released from a super-soaker - but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.


Whoa, damn, it's pretty early in the day for that mental image. Here's to you for what I assume is your recovery.

///Presumptuous? I'm assuming if you didn't kick a problem that bad you wouldn't be alive to post now.
 
2014-04-23 09:14:34 AM

Danger Avoid Death: The more you eat the more you fart: kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!

Thirded.

Kidney stone pain warrants morphine.

[www.slantmagazine.com image 500x300]

Agrees.


Holy god, yes.
 
2014-04-23 09:16:02 AM

Tax Boy: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x437]

Well, Indy, where DOESN'T it hurt?


Nothin like some good ol' sympathy sex.
 
2014-04-23 09:18:00 AM
two days after having a shattered wrist reconstructed, I got down. Felt so much better.
 
2014-04-23 09:18:45 AM
Of course, could have been the pain killers too.
 
2014-04-23 09:21:55 AM
A friend of mine crashed in the Killington Mogul Challenge and broke his back (but did not know it) then went back to the ski house and plowed his girlfriend despite what he called an annoying pain where his ribs and spine came together. He went for x-rays that night to find a t-10 fracture.
 
2014-04-23 09:23:41 AM

kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!


I Came... Rocks!

www.media-freaks.com
 
2014-04-23 09:27:13 AM

Mark Ratner: The more you eat the more you fart: gerbilpox: maram500:

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.

Been there. Some keep you from finishing, others keep you from getting it up in the first place.

CSB:

GF was out of town and I was on new meds. Got horny as FARK, but could not get anything going. Extremely frustrating. Ended up rubbing it raw trying. I was off the stuff by the time she got back, but I had to explain the scab,

"I was trying to shave it for you, honey,"

Fortunately she liked the "ribbed for her pleasure" effect.

/CSB

Common side effect of SSRI anti-depressants like Celexa, Lexapro, etc.

Take em long enough, and it can be permanent.

I took lexapro for three days and stopped. Felt like I had drank 3 cups of coffee, but was still tired. Strange.


Lexapro was one of the scarier drugs that I ever took.  Went off of them after 2 months. Helped the anxiety/panic attacks to some extent (quitting the job I was in at the time also helped) but I remember that there were times when I took that stuff that I was honestly amazed that I did not sh&T in my pants, because the need would come on so strongly and forcefully!  Also, Anna Nicole Smith's son had recently died from a mixture of medications, of which Lexapro was one of the pills. That was enough for me.
 
2014-04-23 09:34:32 AM

Brick-House: kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!

I Came... Rocks!

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More like:

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2014-04-23 09:42:42 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!

Thirded.

Kidney stone pain warrants morphine.


Fourth'd.

I tried.  Oh believe me, I tried, but with the level of painkillers I had to be on it just wasn't happening.  I spent most of the day in an incoherent stupor.  Unfortunately, given that I barely had a brain cell operating what I mostly did during the day was idle in Second Life and watch TV, because both took so little concentration and yet SL kept me vaguely interacting with people.  Unfortunately, Second Life is basically Smut: The Game, so it wasn't really well suited towards the "don't think about how long its been since you had an orgasm" challenge.

Actually, I did manage to let one off after about 10 days.  It was not pleasant, since the little bits of stone that tend to break off had scratched up the inside of my wing-wong.  I was much more able to enjoy the painkiller stupor afterward though.
 
2014-04-23 09:54:49 AM

HawgWild: Duh.

I was a week out of major surgery when I propositioned a lady friend.

/fortunately she didn't
//I was just showing off
///also, chicks dig scars
////and I got plenty


Here's my latest one...

i478.photobucket.com


And yup, doesn't stop me.... sure I'm a mess for most things overall while I'm recovering.. but still, priorities!
 
2014-04-23 10:03:40 AM

jadeheart6: Just passed my first kidney stone, took five long days to pass through my system. I wanted nothing to do with sex or masturbation during that time. If someone offered me a lifetime with no sex or the end to that all consuming pain, I would have gladly forfeit the sex.


Five days? wow... you got off easy.

Try a month, first week at the hospital in 5x morphine levels and still barely able to stay conscious but the pain manages to do it, then getting a catheter and/or double J installed and having your system reject it, causing the same type of pain on top of the stone, which of course, this still doesn't get it out. (And the doctor putting you under to try and go and get it out also doesn't work)

At some point, it's no longer about the pain, you just get angry about it.
 
2014-04-23 10:17:17 AM
Okay, CSB:

Easter Sunday afternoon, started having a little...discomfort...but went to bed Sunday night feeling okay.  Got up Monday morning and it was back - not only worse, but bad enough that it was clear something was very wrong.  Ended up being a blocked artery that got me a ticket to an expedited cardiac cath.  I'm okay, but I'm digressing.

The point here is that the docs are telling me that this is BAD - they were concerned that I was going to CA right there on the table - but I'm surrounded by reasonably attractive nurses, and all I can think about is that.  Not sure if that was a defense mechanism or not, but it was obvious enough that Mrs Coast caught me checking out the butt on one of the X-ray techs.  So yes, severe pain and imminent death aren't enough to keep men from being interested.

/BTW, Mrs Coast didn't mind.  She said she'd have known it was really grim if I hadn't been checking her out.
 
2014-04-23 10:17:53 AM
I've seen plenty of documentaries involving nurses and guys in laid up in hospital beds to confirm this is true.
 
2014-04-23 10:24:54 AM
A friend of mine used to joke that a man could be facing the firing squad and if a good looking woman walked by he would still make a pass at her.
 
2014-04-23 10:31:44 AM
I banged the gf three days after hernia surgery with my mom in the next room.

Ah....to be 24 again....
 
2014-04-23 11:00:31 AM
I'll echo all the other guys- I can't recall a time when I couldn't manage something, except during my kidney stone.  I can't imagine having any kind of libedo during that- Natalie Portman and Emma Watson could have walked into my room naked and offered a threesome and I would have turned them down.

/The red eye from all the blood vessels I burst throwing up is a real turn on for the ladies.
 
2014-04-23 11:12:28 AM
Does a kidney stone hurt worse than a pulmonary embolism, or collapsed lung?
I remember a time when I had both of those, along with a pulmonary infarction (dead lung chunk)
I was laying in bed coughing up blood and tissue, every breath causing my limbs to thrash with the pain and I was only stopped from asking the wife for a BJ because I had zero privacy.
 
2014-04-23 11:34:54 AM
Sex makes my pain go away. I'm always in chronic pain. That's a fact of my life and it's not changing any time soon... But the closer I get to an orgasm, the less pain I feel.

Hell, the only time I'm not in pain is when I'm close to orgasm. This probably explains why I like to hover there and not go over the edge for very long periods of time.

When I had my appendix out I was in some serious pain immediately after, and yet when the cute nurse came in and sponged off the area around the stitches, all I could think about was how that I was naked under my hospital gown, and that I'd be eternally grateful if she gave me a happy ending. Maybe that makes me a sex-fiend, but my brain was focused entirely on her cleavage and recognizing that my pain was subsiding a little as I became aroused, so I think it was a self-preservation instinct. If I'm in pain, I crave orgasm and sexual distractions.
 
2014-04-23 11:37:49 AM

monoski: A friend of mine crashed in the Killington Mogul Challenge and broke his back (but did not know it) then went back to the ski house and plowed his girlfriend despite what he called an annoying pain where his ribs and spine came together. He went for x-rays that night to find a t-10 fracture.


Wow. It's kind of creepy to know that the wrong position could have paralyzed him. It's probably a good thing he's not very creative in the sack.
 
2014-04-23 11:50:43 AM

Jormungandr: Does a kidney stone hurt worse than a pulmonary embolism, or collapsed lung?
I remember a time when I had both of those, along with a pulmonary infarction (dead lung chunk)
I was laying in bed coughing up blood and tissue, every breath causing my limbs to thrash with the pain and I was only stopped from asking the wife for a BJ because I had zero privacy.


As I recall, passing a kidney stone was a LOT less painful than getting chest tubes removed sans anesthetic and the consequent stitches, because the nurses thought I was brain dead.  In fairness, I had little interest in rumpy pumpy at the time, well, because my body was trying to pass a calcified piece of jaggedness out a orifice that was really not designed for such things, but see the above for the broken ribs and healing up from the aortic aneurysm...

Seriously though: multiple broken ribs, trying to knit together a heart with a new valve, and multiple drainage sites with a LOT of stitches holding me together was less painful than the kidney stones. Be careful with those Tums, kids.
 
2014-04-23 11:52:59 AM
Next time you get an erection just flick the tip of it like you were kicking off a paper football.  Your diddlestick will shrink faster than new clothes in a dryer.  Nobody can take that pain.
 
2014-04-23 12:02:46 PM
My only kidney stone was a few years ago (knock on wood) and I am glad it was only a small one. I was driving to work and it felt like I was kicked in the gut. At work I was just in pain and sweating and I pretty much diagnosed it there since people in my family had been getting them for years. I think I passed it at work before I went but I kept drinking water because I knew they would want my pee. I didnt feel right for a few days but I did manage to take care of the GF that weekend. It was nice how she spoiled me. Make me wish I got hurt more.
 
2014-04-23 12:04:13 PM
"It's only a flesh wound"  -- John Bobbitt
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2014-04-23 12:05:49 PM

thegoldphish: Next time you get an erection just flick the tip of it like you were kicking off a paper football. Your diddlestick will shrink faster than new clothes in a dryer.


You kidding me?  At my age, each one may be THE LAST ONE EVAR.
 
2014-04-23 12:06:25 PM

gfid: namatad: bonus: if he isnt having sex with you, and he isnt sick as a dog, he is getting it elsewhere.

Actually, I've dated girls who would consider it a bonus if I was getting it elsewhere.  Less bother for them.


So you've dated my wife I see..
 
2014-04-23 12:29:09 PM
A-duh, chafing doesn't happen if you give up
 
2014-04-23 01:49:44 PM

Fafai: ciberido: I cut your penis off!

Seriously what is it with you and this fascination?


I take it you're not a big Monty Python fan?
 
2014-04-23 02:32:55 PM

Jormungandr: Does a kidney stone hurt worse than a pulmonary embolism, or collapsed lung?
I remember a time when I had both of those, along with a pulmonary infarction (dead lung chunk)
I was laying in bed coughing up blood and tissue, every breath causing my limbs to thrash with the pain and I was only stopped from asking the wife for a BJ because I had zero privacy.


Yes.
 
2014-04-23 03:32:04 PM

Tax Boy: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x437]

Well, Indy, where DOESN'T it hurt?


First thing I thought of too
 
2014-04-23 03:44:52 PM
Kidney stones are the worst thing I've ever felt. Its pain so bad that you will throw up, and it lasts for hours.

I've had lithotripsy done a couple times and another time had the Dr go in with some kind of laser deal to break them up. After that one they put stints in both ureters and they stayed in for 3 weeks. Just peeing brought tears to my eyes. To remove them they went in with the scope grabbed both stints and pulled. It felt like someone yanked my ass hole out through my dick.

Weirdly enough, since having that done the stones I get haven't effected me as much. I passed a 3-4mm stone a couple weeks ago and didn't even know I had it until it came out.

As long as the stone isn't on its way out or blocking a ureter, neither sex nor masturbation is out of the question.
 
2014-04-23 04:00:29 PM
According to witnesses in the E.R., after I had me left leg and face shattered by the bumper of an '83 Oldsmobile and was pumped full of anesthetic, I had an impressive priapism and tried (and failed mightily at) hitting on the X-Ray tech. Nineteen years old, not even a face full of blood and a leg that looked like a chewed-on piece of bratwurst slowed down my hormones.

But a UTI when I was 26 sure as hell did. At first, the relief from beating the bishop was great, then it turned into searing bolts of fiery crotch-centered agony.
 
2014-04-23 04:00:40 PM
According to witnesses in the E.R., after I had my left leg and face shattered by the bumper of an '83 Oldsmobile and was pumped full of anesthetic, I had an impressive priapism and tried (and failed mightily at) hitting on the X-Ray tech. Nineteen years old, not even a face full of blood and a leg that looked like a chewed-on piece of bratwurst slowed down my hormones.

But a UTI when I was 26 sure as hell did. At first, the relief from beating the bishop was great, then it turned into searing bolts of fiery crotch-centered agony.
 
2014-04-23 04:01:32 PM
Well, that was interesting.

Oops.
 
2014-04-23 04:30:58 PM

jadeheart6: Just passed my first kidney stone, took five long days to pass through my system. I wanted nothing to do with sex or masturbation during that time. If someone offered me a lifetime with no sex or the end to that all consuming pain, I would have gladly forfeit the sex.


About once or twice a year, I get one that hurts so bad that I literally cannot do anyrhing besides curl up in a ball and whimper. After a few minutes, I remember that alcohol will help fix it. So, I do about 5 or six shots of bourbon and I feel much better until I sober up.
 
2014-04-23 09:48:09 PM

Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.


Agree.

/grabs lower back reflexively.  Oy.
 
2014-04-23 09:56:12 PM

maram500: A couple of things:

1. When I have severe congestion in my sinuses, masturbation alleviates the pressure and allows me to breathe for at least ten minutes. Rinse, repeat, although at the end of the day I'm usually raw and shooting clear shots...

2. My chronic leg pain is sometimes helped with a combination ofVicodin and angry sex. Or just Vicodin and a blow job.

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.


I was on fairly high doses of Celexa for a few years.  Could fark essentially forever.  The (now ex) wife just loved it--
  she had "appetites"--she could just keep popping out 'gasm after gasm all night long.

When I talked to my doc, he said "here try some ED meds, there's some evidence they help".  Farking selfish
  (now ex, remember) wife wouldn't *hear* of my actually taking said meds prior to sex.  She said "that would
  just make it all artifical, I'm not farking you if it's all artificial".  Of course, the fact that my boner-stamina was
  also "artificial" was perfectly farking fine with her.  We split up a year after that....
 
2014-04-23 10:05:38 PM

lamecomedian: Danger Avoid Death: The more you eat the more you fart: kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!

Thirded.

Kidney stone pain warrants morphine.

[www.slantmagazine.com image 500x300]

Agrees.

Holy god, yes.


If you believe in Beer Goggles, I think it works with Morphine as well.  Kinda average-looking nurse gives you
  Morphine for your kidney-stone pain?   Suddenly she's the sweetest, hottest things you've ever seen :)
 
2014-04-23 10:32:29 PM
Dehydration is in my top 5 "horrible pain" experiences.
 
2014-04-24 02:22:34 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: gerbilpox: maram500:

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.

Been there. Some keep you from finishing, others keep you from getting it up in the first place.

CSB:

GF was out of town and I was on new meds. Got horny as FARK, but could not get anything going. Extremely frustrating. Ended up rubbing it raw trying. I was off the stuff by the time she got back, but I had to explain the scab,

"I was trying to shave it for you, honey,"

Fortunately she liked the "ribbed for her pleasure" effect.

/CSB

Common side effect of SSRI anti-depressants like Celexa, Lexapro, etc.

Take em long enough, and it can be permanent.


Yep. Prozac: "I'll make it so you're fat, can't cum (if you can even want to), and have no emotions whatsoever. That'll make you less depressed, right?"

/Lexapro and Celexa I was just asleep all the time, so don't know what else they might have done.
//Cymbalta, an SNRI, has almost NO side effects though, hooray!... as long as you don't EVER miss two doses in a row, they aren't kidding about it having nasty withdrawal behavior
///except for my wallet. ow ow ow. even the new generic is $600/mo for my dose, and my insurance only covers 1/3 of it.
 
2014-04-24 02:23:11 AM

patchvonbraun: lamecomedian: Danger Avoid Death: The more you eat the more you fart: kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!

Thirded.

Kidney stone pain warrants morphine.

[www.slantmagazine.com image 500x300]

Agrees.

Holy god, yes.

If you believe in Beer Goggles, I think it works with Morphine as well.  Kinda average-looking nurse gives you
  Morphine for your kidney-stone pain?   Suddenly she's the sweetest, hottest things you've ever seen :)


That's called 'gratitude'.
 
2014-04-24 10:14:01 AM
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//Cymbalta, an SNRI, has almost NO side effects though, hooray!... as long as you don't EVER miss two doses in a row, they aren't kidding about it having nasty withdrawal behavior
///except for my wallet. ow ow ow. even the new generic is $600/mo for my dose, and my insurance only covers 1/3 of it.


Whoa, really? I'm on reboxetine and can miss 2 days (the black dog doesn't come on the 3rd but the never-ending tiredness sure does and the memory lapses too, so I do realize something's up). However, the side effects are there: 25 pounds, gastritis, and ridiculous stamina (20 minutes per j/o? WTF?!?! Chafing!), not that the ladies mind, of course... but going to work after having a go and not coming can be very detrimental to one's productivity. The other side effects... I don't really mind, being able to party on and also work/study into the wee hours because my rave pills are legal is kinda cool.

Thanks for the heads-up, not going to try duloxetine any time soon...
 
2014-04-24 02:14:46 PM
Has anyone here every had times when you jerk-off and cum, you get an excruciating headache?
 
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