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2014-04-23 03:20:37 AM
I've got news for ya'll. Had a kidney stone a few years back and the last thing on my mind was sex, let alone even considering performing. Kinda hard to get it up when it feels like you've been shot in the back and side with a cannon.

You don't even want to move. Heck, I had trouble signing my name to the usual forms and what I did produce was nearly unreadable.

Maybe it's different when you're in your 20's.

I was in my late 30's when I got into a slight tiff with a couple of drunken cowboys, who thoughtfully rearranged the bones of my face for me. While the cops ran them off the road and hauled them to jail, I was in the ER getting stitched up. A few hours later the pain medications wore off and my face felt like a dump truck had rumbled over it a few times.

I didn't consider sex a viable option then either. Actually, I preferred a bottle of vodka, straight, no glass, no mixer that kind of made me forget the pain for several hours. Probably wouldn't have been able to do anything then either because too much booze can leave you willing, but the soldier goes to sleep.

Now, after I had my jaw all wired up, had some nice pain pills, the lady I had defended from the cowboys came over to see if all that steel in my mouth would affect her offer of appreciation. It didn't.

I think that most guys would find it difficult to function when in severe pain. Especially over 25 years of age. Under 25, the average male is a horndog and it might take the brutal amputation of both legs to make him consider turning down an offer.
 
2014-04-23 03:20:52 AM

TV's Vinnie: Men are still interested in sex even when in severe pain?
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Tell me more, worm!


She might tempt me to try something like that.
 
2014-04-23 03:33:07 AM

Alphax: TV's Vinnie: Men are still interested in sex even when in severe pain?
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Tell me more, worm!

She might tempt me to try something like that.


I can highly recommend that sort of thing.
 
2014-04-23 03:39:49 AM

WhoGAS: (okay, the threesome part is a lie)


Yeah, we all knew that, but cool story bro. Glad you made it through ok. My wife finally calls my stepmom - a nurse - she checks me out "Go to the ER NOW or I am calling an ambulance/911." So I go over there. I tell my wife "F*** it, I'm going to walk it off" I step foot in that building - heh - they have me on morphine IV within 10 minutes, calling up surgeons/anethesia guys - it is on. Wasn't the appendix. It was something called diverticulitis. I was in there a week, but no surgery.
 
2014-04-23 03:45:09 AM

WhoopAssWayne: WhoGAS: (okay, the threesome part is a lie)

Yeah, we all knew that, but cool story bro. Glad you made it through ok. My wife finally calls my stepmom - a nurse - she checks me out "Go to the ER NOW or I am calling an ambulance/911." So I go over there. I tell my wife "F*** it, I'm going to walk it off" I step foot in that building - heh - they have me on morphine IV within 10 minutes, calling up surgeons/anethesia guys - it is on. Wasn't the appendix. It was something called diverticulitis. I was in there a week, but no surgery.


Diverticulitis: when pouches (called diverticuli) form in the large intestine and become inflamed.

/also a nurse
 
2014-04-23 03:45:10 AM
maram500:

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.

Been there. Some keep you from finishing, others keep you from getting it up in the first place.

CSB:

GF was out of town and I was on new meds. Got horny as FARK, but could not get anything going. Extremely frustrating. Ended up rubbing it raw trying. I was off the stuff by the time she got back, but I had to explain the scab,

"I was trying to shave it for you, honey,"

Fortunately she liked the "ribbed for her pleasure" effect.

/CSB
 
2014-04-23 03:49:14 AM

gerbilpox: maram500:

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.

Been there. Some keep you from finishing, others keep you from getting it up in the first place.

CSB:

GF was out of town and I was on new meds. Got horny as FARK, but could not get anything going. Extremely frustrating. Ended up rubbing it raw trying. I was off the stuff by the time she got back, but I had to explain the scab,

"I was trying to shave it for you, honey,"

Fortunately she liked the "ribbed for her pleasure" effect.

/CSB


Common side effect of SSRI anti-depressants like Celexa, Lexapro, etc.

Take em long enough, and it can be permanent.
 
2014-04-23 03:50:53 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Diverticulitis


If you lay perfectly flat, do not move at all, and breath slowly, it doesn't hurt. Anything other than that - heh.
 
2014-04-23 03:50:54 AM
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2014-04-23 03:53:52 AM

WhoopAssWayne: The more you eat the more you fart: Diverticulitis

If you lay perfectly flat, do not move at all, and breath slowly, it doesn't hurt. Anything other than that - heh.


Its what caused Brock Lesnar's downfall in the UFC.
 
2014-04-23 03:54:27 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: gerbilpox: maram500:

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.

Been there. Some keep you from finishing, others keep you from getting it up in the first place.

CSB:

GF was out of town and I was on new meds. Got horny as FARK, but could not get anything going. Extremely frustrating. Ended up rubbing it raw trying. I was off the stuff by the time she got back, but I had to explain the scab,

"I was trying to shave it for you, honey,"

Fortunately she liked the "ribbed for her pleasure" effect.

/CSB

Common side effect of SSRI anti-depressants like Celexa, Lexapro, etc.

Take em long enough, and it can be permanent.


I took lexapro for three days and stopped. Felt like I had drank 3 cups of coffee, but was still tired. Strange.
 
2014-04-23 03:55:46 AM

Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.


Funny you should mention that.  I just had one about 10 days ago...  my libido must be too strong.  I couldn't go more than 2 days without masturbation.

/TMI?  It's more likely than you think.
 
2014-04-23 03:57:00 AM

Mark Ratner: The more you eat the more you fart: gerbilpox: maram500:

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.

Been there. Some keep you from finishing, others keep you from getting it up in the first place.

CSB:

GF was out of town and I was on new meds. Got horny as FARK, but could not get anything going. Extremely frustrating. Ended up rubbing it raw trying. I was off the stuff by the time she got back, but I had to explain the scab,

"I was trying to shave it for you, honey,"

Fortunately she liked the "ribbed for her pleasure" effect.

/CSB

Common side effect of SSRI anti-depressants like Celexa, Lexapro, etc.

Take em long enough, and it can be permanent.

I took lexapro for three days and stopped. Felt like I had drank 3 cups of coffee, but was still tired. Strange.


Usually, people complain of altered sensory perception. When i took it, colors looked brighter and i practically had to FORCE myself to eat once every 2 days. Any more, and I'd feel like i had to barf.
 
2014-04-23 04:02:34 AM
That said, it was after the stone had shifted into a less painful position during its journey.

Having had at least a half dozen of the buggers (that I know of with certainty), perhaps my sensibilities are just jaded.
 
2014-04-23 04:04:03 AM

WhoopAssWayne: WhoGAS: (okay, the threesome part is a lie)

Yeah, we all knew that, but cool story bro. Glad you made it through ok. My wife finally calls my stepmom - a nurse - she checks me out "Go to the ER NOW or I am calling an ambulance/911." So I go over there. I tell my wife "F*** it, I'm going to walk it off" I step foot in that building - heh - they have me on morphine IV within 10 minutes, calling up surgeons/anethesia guys - it is on. Wasn't the appendix. It was something called diverticulitis. I was in there a week, but no surgery.


Try epididymitis: inflammation of the tubes in your balls that carry the sperm. I could have used some pain pills those times (plural).

A buddy had it worse, though. One time his turned out to be "testicular torsion," where the tubes get twisted up. Good thing his wife was there; he was in too much agony to even dial 911. Also, if you don't get it fixed (surgery) soon, blocked blood flow could cause permanent tissue damage.

So there's that. Sleep tight!

/but not too tight
 
2014-04-23 04:06:11 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Mark Ratner: The more you eat the more you fart: gerbilpox: maram500:

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.

Been there. Some keep you from finishing, others keep you from getting it up in the first place.

CSB:

GF was out of town and I was on new meds. Got horny as FARK, but could not get anything going. Extremely frustrating. Ended up rubbing it raw trying. I was off the stuff by the time she got back, but I had to explain the scab,

"I was trying to shave it for you, honey,"

Fortunately she liked the "ribbed for her pleasure" effect.

/CSB

Common side effect of SSRI anti-depressants like Celexa, Lexapro, etc.

Take em long enough, and it can be permanent.

I took lexapro for three days and stopped. Felt like I had drank 3 cups of coffee, but was still tired. Strange.

Usually, people complain of altered sensory perception. When i took it, colors looked brighter and i practically had to FORCE myself to eat once every 2 days. Any more, and I'd feel like i had to barf.


yeah, I had no appetite at all. Which made me more tired from lack of food. Evidently, it does work for some people. No thanks.
 
2014-04-23 04:07:44 AM
From an article:

Wrote Deaux, "I'm a mom of 4 children, and I've had 1 kidney stone. I'd rather have 4 more children than have 1 more kidney stone."

Ive heard MANY women say this...and kidney stones are known to be faaar more painful for men compared to women.

This is just to give a reference point for the kind of pain ppl are referring to here...for those who have never had the pleasure themselves.
 
2014-04-23 04:08:55 AM

gerbilpox: So there's that. Sleep tight!


That is indeed pretty rough - I hope your buddies made it through and are ok? Good Lord - that is...man.
 
2014-04-23 04:11:12 AM

gerbilpox: WhoopAssWayne: WhoGAS: (okay, the threesome part is a lie)

Yeah, we all knew that, but cool story bro. Glad you made it through ok. My wife finally calls my stepmom - a nurse - she checks me out "Go to the ER NOW or I am calling an ambulance/911." So I go over there. I tell my wife "F*** it, I'm going to walk it off" I step foot in that building - heh - they have me on morphine IV within 10 minutes, calling up surgeons/anethesia guys - it is on. Wasn't the appendix. It was something called diverticulitis. I was in there a week, but no surgery.

Try epididymitis: inflammation of the tubes in your balls that carry the sperm. I could have used some pain pills those times (plural).

A buddy had it worse, though. One time his turned out to be "testicular torsion," where the tubes get twisted up. Good thing his wife was there; he was in too much agony to even dial 911. Also, if you don't get it fixed (surgery) soon, blocked blood flow could cause permanent tissue damage.

So there's that. Sleep tight!

/but not too tight


A torsed testicle is often caused by....wait for it...crossing your legs wrong. A congenital anomoly is also a culprit...but mostly, ive seen it in kids who sit and cross their legs.

/the more you know
 
2014-04-23 04:13:14 AM
Holy f*ck. For an erection lasting longer than four hours, read through this thread.
 
2014-04-23 04:15:03 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: A torsed testicle is often caused by


Sweety, you are scaring the living hell out of us all. I mean d*mn.
 
2014-04-23 04:15:07 AM

WhoopAssWayne: gerbilpox: So there's that. Sleep tight!

That is indeed pretty rough - I hope your buddies made it through and are ok? Good Lord - that is...man.


Happened to me as well....think i was 12 or 13.

It was pretty painful for sure. They fixed mine by spinning the little left bastard back straight. Instant relief. Lol

Still doesnt compare to a kidney stone...which is an order of magnitude worse.
 
2014-04-23 04:16:36 AM

WhoopAssWayne: The more you eat the more you fart: A torsed testicle is often caused by

Sweety, you are scaring the living hell out of us all. I mean d*mn.


Sweety? Im a man. Lol

Still..its true...crossing legs wrong or tight jeans in cold weather. Lol
 
2014-04-23 04:16:37 AM

Grognard: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Funny you should mention that.  I just had one about 10 days ago...  my libido must be too strong.  I couldn't go more than 2 days without masturbation.

/TMI?  It's more likely than you think.


I call BS. I luckily haven't had it myself, but everyone I know who has says it's THE worst pain imaginable.


I couldn't go more than 2 days without masturbation.

You can go without it that long? Heck, if I could just wait 'til I got home from work, I'd actually have a job to come home from.

/during a meeting is wrong?
//should I not have done that?
 
2014-04-23 04:21:10 AM
I call BS. I luckily haven't had it myself, but everyone I know who has says it's THE worst pain imaginable.

It is many many times worse than childbirth...moreso for men as compared to women due to the anatomy involved plus there being more nerve endings in male ureters.

Unless it was a near microscopic stone, i didnt believe it either.

Most people require heavy-duty narcotics just to keep them conscious...otherwise they will pass out from the pain.
 
2014-04-23 04:21:18 AM

gerbilpox: Heck, if I could just wait 'til I got home from work, I'd actually have a job to come home from.


Dude, I'm cracking up. LoL!
 
2014-04-23 04:21:20 AM
The more you eat the more you fart:

A torsed testicle is often caused by....wait for it...crossing your legs wrong. A congenital anomoly is also a culprit...but mostly, ive seen it in kids who sit and cross their legs.

/the more you know


Had my legs crossed as I read that, so not getting a kick...
 
2014-04-23 04:25:59 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Sweety? Im a man. Lol


Ouch! Sorry about that bro. Substitute "bro" instead of "sweety" in all above comments.
 
2014-04-23 04:29:43 AM

ciberido: I cut your penis off!


Seriously what is it with you and this fascination?
 
2014-04-23 04:31:50 AM

namatad: bonus: if he isnt having sex with you, and he isnt sick as a dog, he is getting it elsewhere.


Actually, I've dated girls who would consider it a bonus if I was getting it elsewhere.  Less bother for them.
 
2014-04-23 04:36:04 AM

Mark Ratner: /obscure?


Not sure if serious.

That's about as obscure as the wart on your nose, which if it got any bigger would require its own ZIP code.

/and you should read that in Rowan Atkinson's voice even though he has nothing to do with Monty Python that's how it sounded to me when I typed that.
 
2014-04-23 04:39:37 AM

Mark Ratner: The more you eat the more you fart: Mark Ratner: The more you eat the more you fart: gerbilpox: maram500:

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.

Been there. Some keep you from finishing, others keep you from getting it up in the first place.

CSB:

GF was out of town and I was on new meds. Got horny as FARK, but could not get anything going. Extremely frustrating. Ended up rubbing it raw trying. I was off the stuff by the time she got back, but I had to explain the scab,

"I was trying to shave it for you, honey,"

Fortunately she liked the "ribbed for her pleasure" effect.

/CSB

Common side effect of SSRI anti-depressants like Celexa, Lexapro, etc.

Take em long enough, and it can be permanent.

I took lexapro for three days and stopped. Felt like I had drank 3 cups of coffee, but was still tired. Strange.

Usually, people complain of altered sensory perception. When i took it, colors looked brighter and i practically had to FORCE myself to eat once every 2 days. Any more, and I'd feel like i had to barf.

yeah, I had no appetite at all. Which made me more tired from lack of food. Evidently, it does work for some people. No thanks.


With me it was MAOI's. Made me spacey too. Then there were all the dietary restrictions to avoid a sudden stroke or DEATH:

... meats that are potentially spoiled or pickled, aged, smoked, fermented, or marinated (some fish, poultry, and beef); most pork (except cured ham); chocolate; alcoholic beverages; and fermented foods, such as most cheeses (except ricotta, cottage, cream and Neufchâtel cheeses), sour cream, yogurt, shrimp paste, soy sauce, soybean condiments, teriyaki sauce, tempeh, miso soup, sauerkraut, kimchi, broad (fava) beans, green bean pods, Italian flat (Romano) beans, snow peas, avocados, bananas, pineapple, eggplants, figs, red plums, raspberries, peanuts, Brazil nuts, coconuts, processed meat, yeast, and an array of cacti.

And this is supposed to be an antidepressant? Combined with the sex issue, it'd be a damn good reason to be suicidal!
 
2014-04-23 04:50:34 AM
Motorcycle accident, broken ribs and my entire right side was covered in contusions and road rash.
This meant I could only lay on my left side. Things worked out just fine.
 
2014-04-23 05:03:40 AM

fusillade762: Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?


stay in school.
 
2014-04-23 05:26:15 AM

fusillade762: Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?


I always wondered what kind of jobs Beavis and Butt-head would get after reaching adulthood.
 
2014-04-23 05:38:39 AM

gerbilpox: Grognard: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Funny you should mention that.  I just had one about 10 days ago...  my libido must be too strong.  I couldn't go more than 2 days without masturbation.

/TMI?  It's more likely than you think.

I call BS. I luckily haven't had it myself, but everyone I know who has says it's THE worst pain imaginable.


I couldn't go more than 2 days without masturbation.

You can go without it that long? Heck, if I could just wait 'til I got home from work, I'd actually have a job to come home from.

/during a meeting is wrong?
//should I not have done that?


nope, no BS.  As mentioned, I have had more than one stone.  They will sometimes shift into positions where the pain, though present, is significantly reduced.  At which time I took the opportunity to rub one out.

/CSB on
There are two primary types, Uric Acid and Calcium Oxalate.  I am genetically blessed and have had both types.
/CSB off

I have no idea which this last one was as I didn't hear the nifty "ptink" sound as it hit the bowl...  so I must have flushed it.
 
2014-04-23 05:41:25 AM
Ca oxalate ones are the brutal ones.
 
2014-04-23 05:54:12 AM

maram500: A couple of things:

1. When I have severe congestion in my sinuses, masturbation alleviates the pressure and allows me to breathe for at least ten minutes. Rinse, repeat, although at the end of the day I'm usually raw and shooting clear shots...

2. My chronic leg pain is sometimes helped with a combination ofVicodin and angry sex. Or just Vicodin and a blow job.

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.


Venlafaxin turns John Thomas into an anesthetized log. I actually pay for reboxetin (Insurance won't cover it because some dumb study allows them to weasel out until it's disproved/retracted/shot down in a few years) but I prefer that to the worst of both worlds: you still want sex but can't ever orgasm... kinda like most women, right, ladies?
 
2014-04-23 06:00:41 AM

gerbilpox: And this is supposed to be an antidepressant? Combined with the sex issue, it'd be a damn good reason to be suicidal!


Most MAOI's constipate you as well.

There is a reason they don't use them much anymore unless SSRI's don't work.

/The side effect of eating banned foods on MAOI's is a sudden and severe rise in blood pressure that can lead to anyurism
 
2014-04-23 06:15:10 AM
I had hernia surgery on a Friday afternoon, the next morning me and my girlfriend had relations.
It was quite painful, but still worth it.
 
2014-04-23 06:20:51 AM
The first night I was back home after my aortic aneurysm--nearly a month in the hospital, broken ribs thanks to cracking open my chest, multiple times, and a lot more insult to the frame than most--the girlcritter and I had very, very, very careful sex. Nearly dying has that effect on folks. I couldn't walk up the stairs to the bedroom, so I slept on the daybed in the living room, but we had relations, because we sort of had to. Coming back from the dead sort of obligates you to celebrate. Even if it's not energetic...
 
2014-04-23 06:34:46 AM

433: Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.

I don't know what you mean to say about pain leading to arousement, outside of persons having a particular interest in that sort of thing.  I can say, though, that a puncture in the larger veins along the shaft, flaccid or erect, does not lead to a "fountain spray of blood."


Once upon a time, I was almost lost to the needle.  I did what a junkie must when a good vein is hard to find.  All that happened outside of getting high was that I developed an odd little injection scar, one of a sort that never developed elsewhere on my body.  Poking holes in your dick doesn't result in a fountain of blood as though released from a super-soaker - but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.


I now have you Farkied as "Shot junk into his junk."
 
2014-04-23 06:47:39 AM

tennesseemike: I had hernia surgery on a Friday afternoon, the next morning me and my girlfriend had relations.
It was quite painful, but still worth it.


I had an inguinal hernia repaired and my gf would let me until I had the stitches out.  She's a PT and has done wound debraidment though so she may have been right to deny me.  I was all set for it though.  I remember saying something to the effect of "you're going to have to keep the rubbing down there to a minimum.  Up and down only."
 
2014-04-23 06:48:16 AM
Also, apparently Ric Romero is unavailable this early in the morning?
 
2014-04-23 06:54:05 AM
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Garp.

Meanwhile, it occurs that some men pop one in death, strangely common in men who are executed.
So if death won't stop you, what's a little pain.
 
2014-04-23 07:09:12 AM
As a man who only slowed down for a moment when a hamstring charlie horsed during sex, I believe every story of injured men still getting it on.  Any man who has ever didn't bother with sex when hurt, turn in your Man card.
 
2014-04-23 07:12:27 AM
I tore a large chunk of skin off the bottom of my toe yesterday, and it did not reduce my interest in sex.

My wife, having seen it as I peeled my bloody sock off of it, was not too big on the idea.

// Don't be a dumbass and play hockey in your work slip-ons, always keep your athletic shoes in the car.
 
2014-04-23 07:15:55 AM

Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.


I have been in the mood while going through bouts of kidney stones.   Not during the worst moments, where you feel like doing shotgun surgery to get rid of the thing, but during the times where it feels like someone is trying to drive a nail through your side with moderate intensity.
 
2014-04-23 07:18:59 AM
Isn't that marriage in a nutshell?
 
2014-04-23 07:33:12 AM

TheMega: Car wreck, tibia broken straight down, 2 breaks on knee, ligaments torn on both sides of knee and two branches sticking out of calf, knot on head so big I could see it with peripheral vision and impact to side of head was so hard, all the pores on face bleed (originally thought half my face was torn off as they wheeled my down ER hall and saw myself in bubble mirrors mounted at tops of walls).  In hospital about 7-8 days, came home in something called a Bledso brace (<sp??).  Could not be in cast because of two gashes down calf that needed cleaned at least once a day, preferably twice.
I finally get released and come home, GF comes over, 10 minutes and I'm ready to go... she thinks I am joking. NOPE!  Says it is impossible.. NOPE! Other leg works. Did take a few minutes to find a workable position then nailed her like Jesus to a cross (perc pain pills make finishing a real biatch!)


you should try being on Paxil... I was in my youth... I was living on the street so I worked the system to get into any facility I could and as a result got put on Paxil... you get hard enough to hammer a 6 inch nail through a board, but finishing will take a good solid hour (no exaggeration)... fark Viagra... take Paxil... it cures any depression and makes you a total porn star.
 
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