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(Daily Mail)   Study finds men still interested in sex even when in severe pain. "It's only a flesh wound"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 150
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2014-04-22 11:39:48 PM
bonus: if he isnt having sex with you, and he isnt sick as a dog, he is getting it elsewhere.
 
2014-04-22 11:43:39 PM
Duh.

I was a week out of major surgery when I propositioned a lady friend.

/fortunately she didn't
//I was just showing off
///also, chicks dig scars
////and I got plenty
 
2014-04-22 11:46:18 PM
Study finds men still interested in sex even when in severe pain.

fixed.
 
2014-04-22 11:50:14 PM
Level of interest varies in relationship to location of severe pain

/never 0, though
 
2014-04-23 12:18:33 AM
Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-23 01:09:59 AM
I was laid up with 2nd and 3rd degree burns for near to three months in 2007.

I wasn't interested in sex, that would have been difficult, unwieldy, and super painful!

But I'm not sayin' I didn't want to see some titties.
 
2014-04-23 01:18:17 AM
Ah the best laid plans of mice and men...
 
2014-04-23 01:47:09 AM
i.imgur.com
/obscure?
 
Skr
2014-04-23 02:07:28 AM
Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.
 
2014-04-23 02:08:18 AM

Mark Ratner: /obscure?


I know that but only because I'm in to super obscure things.
 
2014-04-23 02:10:10 AM
If I'm not dead I'm well enough for sex.
 
2014-04-23 02:17:26 AM

fusillade762: Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?


major in neuropsych. or a like field.
 
2014-04-23 02:17:29 AM

Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.


Penile pain.... you sound like someone into Eurethral sounding, NTTAWWT.
 
2014-04-23 02:21:04 AM
Masterbation with a headache is possible, but tends to aggravate it.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-23 02:23:39 AM

Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.


I don't know what you mean to say about pain leading to arousement, outside of persons having a particular interest in that sort of thing.  I can say, though, that a puncture in the larger veins along the shaft, flaccid or erect, does not lead to a "fountain spray of blood."

Once upon a time, I was almost lost to the needle.  I did what a junkie must when a good vein is hard to find.  All that happened outside of getting high was that I developed an odd little injection scar, one of a sort that never developed elsewhere on my body.  Poking holes in your dick doesn't result in a fountain of blood as though released from a super-soaker - but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.
 
2014-04-23 02:23:43 AM

Alphax: Masterbation with a headache is possible, but tends to aggravate it.


You're doing it wrong?

/Masturbation often relieves my headaches.  Sometimes the relief is only temporary but still...  just means I have to try, try, try again!
 
2014-04-23 02:24:41 AM
Not if it's kidneystone pain.
 
2014-04-23 02:25:35 AM
Car wreck, tibia broken straight down, 2 breaks on knee, ligaments torn on both sides of knee and two branches sticking out of calf, knot on head so big I could see it with peripheral vision and impact to side of head was so hard, all the pores on face bleed (originally thought half my face was torn off as they wheeled my down ER hall and saw myself in bubble mirrors mounted at tops of walls).  In hospital about 7-8 days, came home in something called a Bledso brace (<sp??).  Could not be in cast because of two gashes down calf that needed cleaned at least once a day, preferably twice.
I finally get released and come home, GF comes over, 10 minutes and I'm ready to go... she thinks I am joking. NOPE!  Says it is impossible.. NOPE! Other leg works. Did take a few minutes to find a workable position then nailed her like Jesus to a cross (perc pain pills make finishing a real biatch!)
 
2014-04-23 02:30:33 AM
If you're worked up enough to get the tip caught in a vacuum motor fan, you might as well try to finish before you call 911.
 
2014-04-23 02:30:47 AM

433: Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.

I don't know what you mean to say about pain leading to arousement, outside of persons having a particular interest in that sort of thing.  I can say, though, that a puncture in the larger veins along the shaft, flaccid or erect, does not lead to a "fountain spray of blood."

Once upon a time, I was almost lost to the needle.  I did what a junkie must when a good vein is hard to find.  All that happened outside of getting high was that I developed an odd little injection scar, one of a sort that never developed elsewhere on my body.  Poking holes in your dick doesn't result in a fountain of blood as though released from a super-soaker - but that doesn't mean you should try it, not one bit.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 02:31:04 AM

Oldiron_79: If I'm not dead I'm well enough for sex.


'ere, he says he's not dead.
 
2014-04-23 02:32:54 AM

TheMega: Car wreck, tibia broken straight down, 2 breaks on knee, ligaments torn on both sides of knee and two branches sticking out of calf, knot on head so big I could see it with peripheral vision and impact to side of head was so hard, all the pores on face bleed (originally thought half my face was torn off as they wheeled my down ER hall and saw myself in bubble mirrors mounted at tops of walls).  In hospital about 7-8 days, came home in something called a Bledso brace (<sp??).  Could not be in cast because of two gashes down calf that needed cleaned at least once a day, preferably twice.
I finally get released and come home, GF comes over, 10 minutes and I'm ready to go... she thinks I am joking. NOPE!  Says it is impossible.. NOPE! Other leg works. Did take a few minutes to find a workable position then nailed her like Jesus to a cross (perc pain pills make finishing a real biatch!)


In that kind of situation you also get the whole "HOLY F#CK I AM ALIVE" adrenaline rush I imagine.
 
2014-04-23 02:36:03 AM

Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.


Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!
 
2014-04-23 02:38:55 AM
Night after my appendectomy.  My GF snuck into the room.  Not much work from my end with her on top but everything worked quite fine.

Until the night nurse came by, anyway....awkward but she was a sport.  Best threesome ever.

(okay, the threesome part is a lie)
 
2014-04-23 02:40:54 AM
Just passed my first kidney stone, took five long days to pass through my system. I wanted nothing to do with sex or masturbation during that time. If someone offered me a lifetime with no sex or the end to that all consuming pain, I would have gladly forfeit the sex.
 
2014-04-23 02:42:05 AM
A head ache, nope, just cannot get past it. Though Ibuprofen typically knocks them out in 20 minutes so "Go pour us some wine, grab a shower, I will be right with you."
The times I had broken ribs, it hurt so bad I felt like screaming when I had to cough or sneeze. But it was "My side hurts like Hell, but if we lay just so..."
Both times I had broken ribs I had active girl friends who liked to roll around, get on top and were really a bit too enthusiastic. They could really take my breath away. Still I wanted to get laid and did.
 
2014-04-23 02:43:12 AM
Well, evolution's going to work like that.  If you're dying, at least your genes will live on this way.
 
2014-04-23 02:43:51 AM
I had spinal fusion, and the day of surgery left me fading in and out of consciousness. The day after, my GF wanted it bad, so We went into the bath. There they had a bench in the shower. Didn't shower, but did her there. After, with some residual anesthetic in my body, fell into a near coma sleep.
 
2014-04-23 02:45:33 AM

Mark Ratner: [i.imgur.com image 245x200]


No you haven't, I cut your penis off!
 
2014-04-23 02:47:01 AM

fusillade762: Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?


For some of us it's just a hobby.
 
2014-04-23 02:48:44 AM

picturescrazy: Mark Ratner: /obscure?

I know that but only because I'm in to super obscure things.


I was into them before they were super obscure,
 
2014-04-23 02:52:45 AM

Grognard: Alphax: Masterbation with a headache is possible, but tends to aggravate it.

You're doing it wrong?

/Masturbation often relieves my headaches.  Sometimes the relief is only temporary but still...  just means I have to try, try, try again!


Higher heart rates and higher blood pressure make my head pound more, not less.
 
2014-04-23 02:54:25 AM
Yep.

Broken ribs?  Let me have a few drinks.

Broken collarbone?  I need a Perc.

Concussion?  Mind if you do the work?
 
2014-04-23 02:58:26 AM

Oldiron_79: Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.

Penile pain.... you sound like someone into Eurethral sounding, NTTAWWT.


Aaand my Mitch McConnell just went back into his shell.

Why in fark would you mention something like that?!
 
2014-04-23 02:59:39 AM
I had sex with my ex-gf just 2 days after having hernia surgery, despite still being in pain. She was really afraid I'd reopen my incisions, but I shrugged and told her I'd be fine (I lied; I didn't know). Because, hey, sex!

I'll also add that getting laid while on prescription pain pills is pretty awesome.
 
2014-04-23 03:00:45 AM

kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!


A good thing, too. That thing might go off and shoot somebody.
 
2014-04-23 03:00:45 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Oldiron_79: If I'm not dead I'm well enough for sex.

'ere, he says he's not dead.


When Im too bad off to fark you can go ahead and throw me on the cart.
 
2014-04-23 03:05:00 AM

maram500: Oldiron_79: Skr: Heck even penile pain has a way of causing arousement.  A cut or puncture down there would cause a cartoonish fountain spray of blood.

Penile pain.... you sound like someone into Eurethral sounding, NTTAWWT.

Aaand my Mitch McConnell just went back into his shell.

Why in fark would you mention something like that?!


Too kinky for your tastes?
 
2014-04-23 03:05:10 AM
A couple of things:

1. When I have severe congestion in my sinuses, masturbation alleviates the pressure and allows me to breathe for at least ten minutes. Rinse, repeat, although at the end of the day I'm usually raw and shooting clear shots...

2. My chronic leg pain is sometimes helped with a combination ofVicodin and angry sex. Or just Vicodin and a blow job.

3. Antidepressants suck when it comes to sex. The right dosage will allow you to keep going for a while, but there is a hair-thin line between that and "F**k! I've been whacking it for five hours, and nothing!" I've been there, and it wasn't fun--not the act, and not talking about it with my therapist the next day.
 
2014-04-23 03:08:33 AM

Oldiron_79: If I'm not dead I'm well enough for sex.


Never stop, never stop, never stop
You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you, you make a dead man come...
 
2014-04-23 03:09:07 AM
Men are still interested in sex even when in severe pain?
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Tell me more, worm!
 
2014-04-23 03:09:10 AM

kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!


Thirded.

Kidney stone pain warrants morphine.
 
2014-04-23 03:10:07 AM

fusillade762: Wow, torturing mice to see if they're still horny enough to fark. How do you get a job like that?


EIP
 
2014-04-23 03:12:33 AM

Oldiron_79: Eurethral sounding


Kinda like the Cocteau Twins.
 
2014-04-23 03:14:28 AM

Alphax: Masterbation with a headache is possible, but tends to aggravate it.


Try it on yourself.
 
2014-04-23 03:14:45 AM
True story:

Missionary. Sneezef and turned my head and torso away quickly to avoid sneezing on her.

Force of sneeze+rapidly turning in an awkward position while intercostal muscles were already contracted = snapped rib.

Sudden bone breakage = instant boner-killer.

/no...didnt finish.
//just breathing hurt like hell
 
2014-04-23 03:15:10 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!

Thirded.

Kidney stone pain warrants morphine.


www.slantmagazine.com

Agrees.
 
2014-04-23 03:18:02 AM
Well, yeah. Pepe LePew's got nothing on the human male in that regard.
 
2014-04-23 03:18:05 AM

TV's Vinnie: Men are still interested in sex even when in severe pain?

Tell me more, worm!


Hell bent, Hell bent for leather!
 
2014-04-23 03:19:01 AM

Danger Avoid Death: The more you eat the more you fart: kling_klang_bed: Prairie Phoenix: Not if it's kidneystone pain.

Yep, had those, and beating off is the last thing on your mind as those are coming out or lodged in your kidney!

Thirded.

Kidney stone pain warrants morphine.



Agrees.


Its one of the few "pains" that is far, FAR worse for men than women.

I have seen quite a few tough-guy types faint from the pain of kidney stones.

You just havent lived until you've spent three or four hours rolling around on the floor in complete agony from a kidney stone.
 
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