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(Denver Channel)   Dumb: A child molester from Georgia travels to Colorado. Dumber: while wearing his ankle monitor tracker. Dumbest: To meet an underage girl who was actually a cop in a undercover sting operation   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 66
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2014-04-22 11:32:20 PM  
Defense: Your Honor, I've always had a thing for guys, or maybe women, in federal law enforcement. The suits, the little radio microphones in the cuffs, the sweet federal pension, the whole bit. Hot! Everyone knows that there are no kids on the internet. I knew full well this was a sting, so I pretended to be interested in some gross little prepubescent kid, just so I could meet me a hot slab of Fed.
 
2014-04-22 11:40:13 PM  
Where's the old "He was coming right at me!" when no one at all would complain?
 
2014-04-22 11:40:21 PM  

cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com


What, I shouldn't have done that?  I really don't want to live in a world with no use for a hopeless romantic.

 
2014-04-22 11:56:57 PM  
Marchetta reports that Pierce was wearing the ankle monitor because he was on probation for a prior child sex conviction, but Georgia law allowed Pierce to travel out of the state.

What's the point of the ankle bracelet, then?
 
2014-04-23 12:00:14 AM  
Sure, he's a skeevy POS, but how much money was spent on nabbing him? If his goddamn bracelet hadn't allowed him to leave the state this wouldn't have happened?
Just put him down, he is too stupid to live.
 
2014-04-23 12:16:59 AM  
endlesspicdump.com
 
2014-04-23 12:26:47 AM  

cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com

Sam Drucker then realized that using Mr. Haney's Internet Dating Service had been a terrible mistake

 
2014-04-23 12:43:11 AM  
Aristocrats.
 
2014-04-23 12:43:45 AM  

fusillade762: Marchetta reports that Pierce was wearing the ankle monitor because he was on probation for a prior child sex conviction, but Georgia law allowed Pierce to travel out of the state.

What's the point of the ankle bracelet, then?




Fashion statement?

But seriously, so they could actually track his movements, in case he did break his parole requirements.
 
2014-04-23 12:54:02 AM  
I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though
 
2014-04-23 01:09:46 AM  

Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though


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2014-04-23 03:40:53 AM  

Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though


i1.ytimg.com

Sonmi-451 would like a word with you.
 
2014-04-23 03:41:21 AM  
I think we're all missing the really important question here.

Was she hot?

How hard is it to remove an ankle monitor anyway?  Okay, probably hard.  They're probably designed to not be removed.
 
2014-04-23 03:45:32 AM  
dumbshiat is a better screen name for him.....
 
2014-04-23 03:47:10 AM  

gfid: I think we're all missing the really important question here.

Was she hot?

How hard is it to remove an ankle monitor anyway?  Okay, probably hard.  They're probably designed to not be removed.


You just have to know the right people.

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-04-23 03:50:22 AM  

Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though


1.bp.blogspot.com

/does not approve of explosive devices injected into his neck.
//got anything else?
///he might also not give a fark about your war...or your president
 
2014-04-23 03:50:33 AM  

gfid: I think we're all missing the really important question here.

Was she hot?

How hard is it to remove an ankle monitor anyway?  Okay, probably hard.  They're probably designed to not be removed.


Getting it off is fairly easy.  Getting it off without alerting the monitoring service that it's been removed?  That's the difficult part.
 
2014-04-23 03:51:34 AM  

Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though


Hey babe, wanna fark?

*kaboom*

Sorry, that's never happened to me before.

But anyway, guess was else suddenly goes off and covers you with my hot juices?
 
2014-04-23 03:58:07 AM  
scrapbuckit??????? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-04-23 03:59:54 AM  
I guess he didn't get the memo.

If this had been an actual girl she would have teased him a bunch while she and her friends giggle madly the whole time before vanishing, leaving him high and dry. At no point is she going to meet him because that would be gross.
 
2014-04-23 04:00:25 AM  

fusillade762: Marchetta reports that Pierce was wearing the ankle monitor because he was on probation for a prior child sex conviction, but Georgia law allowed Pierce to travel out of the state.

What's the point of the ankle bracelet, then?


Because its really easy to tie a person to a crime based on gps?
 
2014-04-23 04:02:13 AM  
I wish they had been doing this when I was a kid.

You see, when I was about 16 I used to hang out in the local college IRC chat room and pretend to be 20 so that I could hook up with college freshmen.

Imagine the shock on the cops face when in walks a (very mature looking) 16 year old...
 
2014-04-23 04:07:30 AM  

Prey4reign: [cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com image 620x349]
What, I shouldn't have done that?  I really don't want to live in a world with no use for a hopeless romantic.


Wow, that face is a pedo? Shocking.

Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though


Nah, I say keep it on the ankle. That way they can live to realize  Holy shiat! I just sacrificed a foot to being a perv!
 
2014-04-23 04:20:48 AM  
Here's how well ankle monitors work in Colorado:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/02/justice/colorado-ebel-prison-records/

tl/dr version:  a "tamper alert goes off on March 14th.

Authorities leave messages for him.  He doesn't respond.

He kills a pizza delivery guy on March 17th.  (and they complain if I don't tip - at least I usually don't kill them)

He kills a prison official on March 19th

He gets killed in a gun fight in Texas on March 21st.
 
2014-04-23 04:29:45 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though

Nah, I say keep it on the ankle. That way they can live to realize  Holy shiat! I just sacrificed a foot to being a perv!


Well, that foot's long-gone, but I have another foot-long still here ready for you babe.
 
2014-04-23 04:30:23 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-04-23 04:52:38 AM  

Prof. Frink: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though

Nah, I say keep it on the ankle. That way they can live to realize  Holy shiat! I just sacrificed a foot to being a perv!

Well, that foot's long-gone, but I have another foot-long still here ready for you babe.


"We got a runner!"

*BOOM*

"We got a hobbler!"fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net

 
2014-04-23 04:53:21 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Prof. Frink: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though

Nah, I say keep it on the ankle. That way they can live to realize  Holy shiat! I just sacrificed a foot to being a perv!

Well, that foot's long-gone, but I have another foot-long still here ready for you babe.

"We got a runner!"*BOOM*"We got a hobbler!"[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]


...And a random cat photo shows up
 
2014-04-23 05:02:43 AM  
man oh man...he's going to get a HUGE fine.
 
2014-04-23 05:42:23 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Prof. Frink: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though

Nah, I say keep it on the ankle. That way they can live to realize  Holy shiat! I just sacrificed a foot to being a perv!

Well, that foot's long-gone, but I have another foot-long still here ready for you babe.

"We got a runner!"*BOOM*"We got a hobbler!"[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]

...And a random cat photo shows up


The whole thread is about trying to get a little pussy.
 
2014-04-23 05:47:09 AM  

Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though


uproxx.files.wordpress.com
Rent "The Running Man" tomorrow and see your fantasy fulfilled!
 
2014-04-23 05:53:11 AM  

Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though


Would be good...but all the criminal rights wankers would sue everyone and everything
 
2014-04-23 05:55:34 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though

Would be good...but all the criminal rights wankers would sue everyone and everything


Can we all compromise on it being an explosive chastity belt?
 
2014-04-23 06:03:40 AM  
FTFA:
Investigators also learned that Pierce had violated probation in 2006 and 2012 and failed to register as a sex offender in 2007.

"These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Nuff time passes, you get so you depend on 'em. That's institutionalized."
- "Red", The Shawshank Redemption

Seriously, he's gotta be trying to get back into prison at this point.
 
2014-04-23 06:12:32 AM  
*looks at his pic* Yeah there's no way that guy isn't a pedophile.
 
2014-04-23 06:27:06 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: ...And a random cat photo shows up


Looked appropriate to me.
 
2014-04-23 06:36:58 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Prof. Frink: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though

Nah, I say keep it on the ankle. That way they can live to realize  Holy shiat! I just sacrificed a foot to being a perv!

Well, that foot's long-gone, but I have another foot-long still here ready for you babe.

"We got a runner!"*BOOM*"We got a hobbler!"[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]

...And a random cat photo shows up


Given your handle, I think that's the most appropriate picture.
 
2014-04-23 06:55:34 AM  
What's the problem? I think it worked out fine. We got him trying to commit another crime. He will be yanked back off the streets before anyone suffers.

This is why I don't have a problem with stings. It is hardly just a thought crime. These guys are actively seeking out their next victim. I think it is a good law enforcement tool. But what it should not be is a reality show.
 
2014-04-23 06:58:55 AM  
Way to commit
 
2014-04-23 07:16:40 AM  

Uzzah: Defense: Your Honor, I've always had a thing for guys, or maybe women, in federal law enforcement. The suits, the little radio microphones in the cuffs, the sweet federal pension, the whole bit. Hot! Everyone knows that there are no kids on the internet. I knew full well this was a sting, so I pretended to be interested in some gross little prepubescent kid, just so I could meet me a hot slab of Fed.


Chris Hansen: You are here to meet an underaged girl for sex.

guy: No, I'm here for you Chris Hansen.

CH: We have emails....

Guy: I ain't here for no girl, I'm here for you Chris Hansen.  I likes you, and I wants you.  And when I likes a man, I has the man.  Now you can choose, we can do this the hard way or the easy way.

CH: Okay, can you guys come get this man.

Guy: Oh, I sees you want it the haaaard way.
 
2014-04-23 07:29:54 AM  
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Hai guys, what's goin' on in here?
 
2014-04-23 07:55:25 AM  
When are people going to learn there are no girls/women on the internet. They're all cops and/or guys trying to get attention.
 
2014-04-23 07:57:07 AM  
I just clicked on the link and this is what I got ...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:57:23 AM  

gfid: How hard is it to remove an ankle monitor anyway?  Okay, probably hard.  They're probably designed to not be removed.


Not terribly hard to remove, it's not like they're booby-trapped, it's just some wire around your ankle.  Go to a hardware store and buy some bolt cutters and you're out in minutes.

Pretty close to impossible to remove it without the cops being alerted that you removed it more or less immediately, though.  When you're on the monitor it's not all that unheard of to randomly get the cops dropping on you because you walked behind some metal and there was a signal interruption or something.
 
2014-04-23 08:03:07 AM  

Mark Ratner: I think it would be kinda neat if the ankle monitor had a small explosive device hidden within, so the authorities could just detonate it remotely if the perv violated the terms of his probation.

/it would be better if they had to wear it around their necks though


application.denofgeek.com
 
2014-04-23 08:11:21 AM  
My sorta-CSB about ankle monitors. . .

In the Summer of '98, I was working as an intern at the prosecutor's office in the backwoods small town I grew up in.  Mostly I just filled out subpoenas and sat by the prosecutor at trials handing him papers.

Towards the end of court one day, a sleazy looking man in a suit walked into court.  As was typical, when the docket was cleared, the Judge called out if anyone else had business before the court.  That was usually a pro-forma thing right before court was adjourned.  This man stood up and said something about home incarceration and ankle monitoring.

The Judge said that if he was requesting ankle monitoring to do it in a written motion and file it with the clerk's office.  The man clarified, he SOLD ankle monitors and would like to sell the county government his ankle monitor systems.

The Judge decided to hear the man out, and invited him into chambers in 15 minutes, and invited the prosecutor, who invited me along.  He also invited the two deputies who were in the court as bailiffs.

So, the five of us (Judge, prosecutor, intern, two bailiffs) were sitting in the Judge's chambers, when the salesman guy walked in and started his sales routine.  He hands samples of his ankle monitors around, telling how his product is x% cheaper than the most common brand, but works just as well, and is perfect for smaller jurisdictions.

It was a cheap little radio transmitter that had a 9V battery chamber, and the ankle band had one of the battery wires through it, so cutting the band would cut the wire, which would interrupt the signal to a transmitter in the house.  The transmitter would phone in every 30 minutes to say things were still in good order (and if you had to replace the battery, just do it before those 30 minutes were up).  As his sales spiel went on, I started fiddling with it.  The ankle band was made of cheap plastic, kinda crumbly.

The Judge and all were kinda stunned by all the technical talk and fast-talking of this huckster.  He was giving a hard-sell routine, and he was focusing on the Judge and Prosecutor in his speech, and utterly ignoring the 19 year old intern.

When the salesman asked if there were any questions, I raised my hand.  I asked what was to stop somebody from just separating the wire from the plastic with a Swiss Army Knife, putting an alligator clip lead on the wire to expand it, cutting the bridged wire, and letting it go.

I knew with the right circuitry, it could have detected that tampering, but I didn't see anything like that in this simple little system.  In fact, the whole "call in every 30 minutes" thing seemed painfully insecure.  If somebody was going to run, they could go far in 30 minutes, be clear into the next county, or they could leave right after one call, go outside their monitoring area, and as long as they were back in 30 minutes they'd be fine.

The Judge, at seeing a 19 year old pre-law intern figure out how to defeat his ankle monitors in less than 10 minutes, semi-politely concluded the sales session and sent the salesman on his way.  16 years later and I still remember the death glare he gave me.
 
2014-04-23 09:11:26 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: fusillade762: Marchetta reports that Pierce was wearing the ankle monitor because he was on probation for a prior child sex conviction, but Georgia law allowed Pierce to travel out of the state.

What's the point of the ankle bracelet, then?



Fashion statement?

But seriously, so they could actually track his movements, in case he did break his parole requirements.


Ankle monitors don't work that way. Well, unless things have drastically changed since I last saw one.

A device attaches to your landline phone and when the robot calls the phone you hold the monitor next to the device to prove you were home.
 
2014-04-23 09:16:31 AM  

KidneyStone: Darth_Lukecash: fusillade762: Marchetta reports that Pierce was wearing the ankle monitor because he was on probation for a prior child sex conviction, but Georgia law allowed Pierce to travel out of the state.

What's the point of the ankle bracelet, then?



Fashion statement?

But seriously, so they could actually track his movements, in case he did break his parole requirements.

Ankle monitors don't work that way. Well, unless things have drastically changed since I last saw one.

A device attaches to your landline phone and when the robot calls the phone you hold the monitor next to the device to prove you were home.


Well duh on me, they've changed since 1988.

The most common is more or less as I described but now there are some that communicate with a GPS enabled cell phone. Makes sense.

I'll go back to whatever it was I was doing.
 
2014-04-23 09:19:21 AM  
Seen here, in happier days as coach of the Vikings:

shamasportsheadliners.com
 
2014-04-23 10:21:45 AM  
Dumb: A child molester from Georgia travels to Colorado. Dumber: while wearing his ankle monitor tracker. Dumbest: To meet an underage girl who was actually a cop in a undercover sting operation

And what does such a moran look like you wonder as you click the link?

media.thedenverchannel.com

TA DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
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